In China's long history of 5, years, the feudal dynasty lasted for more than 2, years. During this long time, the emperor has always been the highest-ranking person in China. Since Ying Zheng unified China and claimed to be the first emperor until Puyi abdicated in the Qing Dynasty, there were 422 emperors in China. So, have you ever thought about what they would talk about if they were all included in a WeChat group?

who is as miserable as I am when II dies?

If this group chat must have a beginning, let Ying Zheng come. Perhaps when Ying Zheng saw this large group of 422 people, he would be surprised and sigh with emotion: "Do I have 421 emperors in Daqin?"

At this time, Liu Bang will come out and refute: "You can see it clearly! Everyone has different surnames! Behind you is our big fellow! "

While Ying Zheng is still trying, Hu Hai should come out and call him "Father Huang", which may make Ying Zheng even more confused: "Why are you in this group, where is your brother?"

"Friends of the Group" will certainly report that Hu Hai forged the imperial edict of the first emperor to grant the death to Fu Su, the son of the first emperor, and became emperor himself, which not only killed Qin Ershi due to his tyrannical extravagance, but also killed 33 other children in Ying Zheng. When Qin Shihuang hears this news, he will probably kick this rebel out of the group and give him a private chat.

Next, the first emperor will probably start selling miserably in the group: "When the second emperor dies, who else is worse than me?" Of course, it's time for group friends to line up! Emperor Wen of Sui and Liu Bei "+1" in succession, and we all died as II! There are worse things than Ying Zheng.

For example, Wang Mang usurped the throne and established a new dynasty, but the short-lived new dynasty was only established for more than 1 days, and was wiped out by Liu Xiu's troops; For example, after Guo Wei launched a mutiny, overthrew Han Yin Di, and was given a yellow robe, he could only pass the throne to his nephew Chai Rong, but after Chai Rong's death, Zhao Kuangyin quickly rose up and established the Song Dynasty. Although it seems to have been passed down for three generations in the later Zhou Dynasty, he only enjoyed the country for 1 years, which was shorter than that of the Qin Dynasty.

Obviously, there are many short-lived dynasties in history, and Ying Zheng is not the worst one.

We are opposed to the first-born son inheritance system

If Guo Wei really queues up for "+1", then Chai Rong will certainly have to speak out: "Uncle, I'm sorry, that boy named Zhao is not kind."

Zhao Kuangyin defected to Guo Wei in the later Han Dynasty, attacked the Northern Han Dynasty and the Southern Tang Dynasty when Chai Rong was in power, and finally got promoted to be the commander-in-chief. However, after Chai Rong's death, he committed the "Chen Qiao mutiny" and forced Emperor Gong of the later Zhou Dynasty to take the throne and change his title to "Song", which is really called "unkind".

However, it's not impossible for Zhao Kuangyin to explain: "Boss Chai's son is useless. Of course, it's best for me to be the world."

If there should be a "capable person" in the world, Zhao Guangyi, Li Shimin and Zhu Di must be the happiest. After all, all three of them are "usurpers".

Zhao Guangyi took his brother Zhao Kuangyin's world, and Li Shimin was not his own son. He became a prince by launching the Xuanwumen rebellion and killing Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji, and finally became the emperor. As for Zhu Di, as we all know, he won the throne of his nephew Zhu Yunwen. Having said that, Zhu Yuanzhang must come out and ask, "Why is the prince in this group?"

Zhu Yuanzhang worked hard to pave the way for his grandson. I didn't expect Zhu Yunwen's throne to be taken away by his uncle before he could sit firmly. Then, facing grandpa's inquiry, Zhu Yunwen can only say "the grandson is unfilial", right?

However, Zhu Di can "explain" this. After all, it was only after Zhu Di rose up to revolt and ascended the throne that he discovered that his nephew had "disappeared". In order to whitewash his rebellion, he began to look for Zhu Yunwen all over the world, and said that he would return the throne to him as long as he found his nephew.

It's just that Zhu Yunwen's whereabouts are a mystery so far. Therefore, Zhu Di would probably say, "My nephew's whereabouts are unknown, and I have to inherit the throne. I am still looking for permission all over the country!" This fresh and refined reason for usurping the throne will probably make all emperors in the group admire it!

Maybe Zhu Di will go to chat privately with Zhu Yunwen and ask his nephew to make a location! Just, Zhu Yunwen must be a backhand blackouts, or the safest river lake.

excuse me, why am I here?

After talking so much, it's Cao Cao's turn to be puzzled: "Sorry to interrupt, why am I in this group?" Although Cao Cao is a hero of the Three Kingdoms, he was only "holding the emperor to make the princes" before his death, and he didn't claim to be the emperor himself. Of course, he didn't know why he was in this group.

As for why, you should ask his son Cao Pi. Of course, Cao Pi has to answer questions for his father: "I dragged you in! Liu Xie gave me the throne, and when I became emperor, I chased you to be Wei Wudi! "

At this time, Cao Pi probably took some credit, but at this time, Cao Cao first discovered that Sima Yi was also in the group: "What a coincidence! I can still meet my subordinates here-and so on! Why are you also in this group of emperors? "

of course, Sima Yi should immediately clear his responsibility: "Boss, I am innocent. I didn't do anything when I was alive!" " At this moment, it's the turn of Emperor Liu Xie of the Han Dynasty to clap his hands and laugh: "Yes, Prime Minister, he is as innocent as you! Heaven is a good reincarnation, who will be spared by heaven! "

After all, Sima Yi took control of Cao Wei's regime in the same way as Cao Cao, and even became an emperor in the same way as Cao Cao-he was chased.

After Sima Yi's death, his son Si Mazhao was granted the title of King of Jin. Later, Sima Yan, the grandson of Sima Yi, became King of Jin and eventually usurped the Cao Wei regime. In the second year of Emperor Xianxi, Sima Yan was "abdicated" by Cao Huan, the Emperor of Wei Yuan, and became the Emperor Xuan, with the temple name Gaozu.

There is no doubt that it is time for Sima Yan to speak for Grandpa: "Don't be a coward! I ended the division since the end of the Han Dynasty, and we are a unified dynasty! "

At this time, it's time for Emperor Wen of Sui to come out and "hit the face": "I said that the Western Jin Dynasty was the most chaotic in all dynasties, and no one opposed it?" Although Sima Yan did achieve national reunification and ended the situation of "dividing the three countries at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty", Sima Yan was arrogant and extravagant, lazy in political affairs, and enfeoffed the kings, which laid a huge hidden danger for the subsequent Eight Kings Rebellion.

Moreover, the prosperity of Taikang in the Western Jin Dynasty didn't last long. Soon, the Eight Kings Rebellion broke out, which exhausted the power of the ruling clique in the Western Jin Dynasty, followed by the tyrannical history of "Five Chaos and China", which can't be overstated. More importantly, it is the famous "Dementia Emperor" in history-Jinhui Emperor Sima Zhong who said "Why not eat minced meat".

My whole family are emperors

Speaking of which, the most special person in the group, of course, the only woman in the group-Wu Zetian! If Li Shimin wants to come out to chat with Emperor Wen of Sui and Yang Guangpan, Wu Zetian can come out and shout "husband", but Li Zhi should call her "father-in-law" below.

When Li Shimin saw this scene, he was probably stupefied: "Why is Wu Cairen here? Didn't she go to Kanye Temple? " Then it's a long story.

How can Tang Gaozong Li Zhi explain to his father that he had an affair with Wu Cairen when he was a prince, and because he couldn't help missing her, he summoned Wu Zetian to the palace again after the mourning period expired, and finally abolished the queen and made Wu Zetian his successor.

What can't be explained is that in the first year of Shang Yuan, the imperial court issued a letter to the emperor and the queen as the queen of heaven, and called them "two saints". Even when he was seriously ill, he was prepared to let Wu Zetian be regent.

Of course, although Li Zhi's plan to make Wu Zetian a regent was shelved at that time, after the death of Emperor Gaozong, Wu Zetian became the empress dowager. Until the first year of God's grant, Wu Zetian officially ascended the throne and proclaimed himself emperor, changed the title of the country to Zhou, and made Luoyang the capital of God, thus obtaining the qualification of joining the group.

At this time, it is probably Li Xian who comes out to say hello: "Grandpa, Dad, Mom, Brother, Son and Nephew, you are all here! Our family can be considered a reunion! "

As "the most awesome family bucket in history", Li Xian's relatives are emperors, which greatly enriches the identity of the people who inherited the throne in the Tang Dynasty: Li Xian is the middle emperor, his grandfather is Li Shimin of Emperor Taizong, his father is Li Zhi of Tang Gaozong, his mother is the only orthodox female emperor Wu Zetian in history, his brother is Li Dan of Tang Ruizong, his son is Li Zhongmao of Tang Shang Di, and his nephew is Li Longji of Tang Xuanzong.

Every family is an emperor, all of them are in the group, and there are many of them, which is also an anecdote of the ages.

I told you earlier that I am not an emperor.

As the last dynasty in the feudal era, the Manchu Dynasty certainly had to have a name. However, before entering the customs, the Manchu emperors probably had some communication obstacles with their friends. Only when the Qing emperors entered the customs, Emperor Shunzhi ascended the throne and reused the Han officials could the emperors talk with their friends.

Emperor Shunzhi entered the group. Of course, we must first check whether Dourgen is in the group. If he is, contact the group owner to kick him out immediately. Fu Lin, of course, had a bad impression on the emperor's father, the Regent. Although Dourgen was posthumously named Emperor Chengzong of Qing Dynasty, his title was taken away by Emperor Shunzhi two months later and his grave was dug. A thousand words turn into three words: "You don't deserve it."

Next, of course, it should be the proud Kangxi Emperor Xuanye: "Dad, if you have half the courage and ability of your son, you won't be like this. After all, your greatest achievement in this life is to have me!"

Everyone knows that Emperor Kangxi Xuanye made great efforts to govern, defended the unification of multi-ethnic countries, laid the foundation for the prosperity of the Qing Dynasty, and created a prosperous situation of Kanggan. Everyone gave him a positive evaluation, and even called him "the first emperor of the ages". Although all the princes fought for the throne, they made a fuss, but the shortcomings did not cover up, which could not hide the achievements of Emperor Kangxi.

After chatting for so long, we can still guess boldly that the next group chat will definitely be screened by Emperor Qianlong, who loves to write poems, and then ended by the words of Emperor Puyi of Xuantong: "Who dragged me in! Pull the wrong person! I told you I'm not an emperor! "