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A humorous story full of wisdom in history.
In the Eastern Jin Dynasty, there was a man named Yin Hao. Because he once held the post of "Zhong Jun", he was called "Yin". He used to be "General Jianwu", in charge of military forces in Yangzhou, Yuzhou, Xuzhou, Yanzhou and Qingzhou. Later, he was dismissed from office because of the failure of the battle and exiled to Xin' an (now Zhejiang Province). Yin Hao is very knowledgeable. He likes Laozi and Yijing, and he can make it clear with quotations. Yin Hao has a nephew named Han and Compaq. He is clever and good at talking. Yin Hao likes him very much, but he is very strict with him. When Yin Hao was exiled, Compaq left with him. Once, Yin Hao saw him giving a speech to others. After listening carefully, Compaq completely copied his own words and phrases and applied what he had said. Without his own original ideas, he showed a smug look, and he was very unhappy. He said, "Compaq felt great before he even got the dirt on the back of my teeth. I really shouldn't. There are many such stories. For example, there were many mysterious stories full of wisdom in Ji Xiaolan in Qing Dynasty. Give two examples: 1 and 1. The two brothers asked Ji Xiaolan to write a poem for their mother's birthday. Ji Xiaolan promised disappointedly that after 1 time of courtesy, my brother respectfully brought a birthday picture, that is, asked for the title. Ji Xiaolan's 1 poem is: "This mother-in-law is not human". The two brothers frowned and thought, how can you write like this? ! Ji Xiaolan went on to write the second sentence: "The fairy came down to earth in nine days", which made the brothers' locked brows loose. However, the third sentence written by Ji Xiaolan made them nervous again, because he wrote, "Both sons are born thieves". At this moment, Ji Xiaolan wrote the last sentence of 1 unhurriedly: "I stole a flat peach and gave it to my mother". 2. It is said that Shang Shu and Shi Yu visited together on 1 day when they were assistant ministers of does in Ji Xiaolan. Chatting and chatting, suddenly 1 dog came outside. Shangshu suddenly had a plan of 1, making fun of Ji Xiaolan and saying, "Hey, do you think it's a wolf or a dog?" Ji Xiaolan knew that Shangshu was joking with him, and now he casually said, "There are two ways to distinguish a dog from a wolf. 1 kind is to look at its tail. The tail hangs down and the dog stands. " (Shangshu is a dog) 1 The suggestion next to him smiled: "Haha, I also said it was a wolf or a dog. It turned out to be an upright dog, haha, haha. " At this time, Ji Xiaolan added unhurriedly: "Another way to tell is to see what it eats. Wolves don't eat meat, and dogs eat meat and shit. " (Suggest eating shit) Now even the suggestions are silent.