I have nothing to do to see the Three Kingdoms, and found a very interesting phenomenon: this era is not only full of heroes, but also "wholesale" handsome guys. Of course, this is reasonable. Let's first look at a set of data: at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the national population was about 50 million. By the time the Western Jin Dynasty was unified, the total population of Wei Shuwu was only about 7.6 million, less than one seventh of the original population. Although the data seems unreasonable, it just confirms Darwin's view of "natural selection". After two hundred years of fighting, the crooked melon and cracked jujube were eliminated. In the evolution of the law of the jungle, only "dominant genes" can be preserved. Therefore, in less than 200 years from the end of Han Dynasty to the unification of the Western Jin Dynasty, dozens of famous handsome guys appeared (the last two were in the Western Jin Dynasty), such as Lu Bu, Chibi Zhou Lang, Feather Fan Kongming, Park Yi Ji Kang, Jade Face Pan An and Ya Rongwei Jie, which are rare in the next two thousand years.
However, there is a saying that happiness is a comparative level. Similarly, handsome guys are also comparative. Although Zhou Yu (strong appearance), Zhao Yun (majestic appearance) and Kong Ming (great appearance) enjoyed high popularity and popularity in later generations. But unfortunately, in the list of top handsome guys in the Three Kingdoms period, there was actually no ranking. Now, let's get close to the best handsome guys in the Three Kingdoms period and touch their bizarre life trajectories.
Sun Ce died of the disfigured chief handsome man in Jiangnan (Jiangdong).
From ancient times to the present, there have been handsome men in Jiangnan. Of course, handsome men in Jiangnan should follow Sun Lang's example. Sun Lang here is Sun Ce. What does Sun Ce look like? We also look for two "reference objects": one is Sun Quan. Sun Quan is Sun Ce's younger brother. According to folklore, Sun Quan is described as "blue eyes, purple beard, square mouth, tall and muscular". It can be seen that the Sun family may have European and American ancestry. There is a phenomenon in biology called heterosis, and mixed blood between China and Europe must not be ugly. The other is Zhou Yu. Zhou Yu is a very capable handsome man. When he was young, he admired Sun Lang's reputation in Jiangdong and went to visit him. They hit it off immediately and became bosom friends. Sun Ce's tolerance, if you can make Zhou Yu willing to be a man with lofty ideals, should not be bad.
Of course, for Sun Ce's charm index, The History of the Three Kingdoms also has a clear description: "Be a good person and be beautiful". In a few words, Sun Ce's image of a handsome man hit home. "Funny, broad-minded, receptive", it can be seen that this Sun Lang is not only handsome, but also full of humor, which is very likable. Therefore, "all the philosophers called Sun Lang, and the people lost their souls when they heard Sun Lang's arrival. When the scholars saw him, they all worked hard and were happy to die. " I'm afraid Sun Ce is the only one who can charm the people in Jiangdong and give his life to the whole country.
Soon, the handsome Sun Ce shocked the "Central Committee". Cao Cao, who relied on the emperor to make the princes, could not help but sigh: "It is difficult to compete with others." Yuan Shu, who proclaimed himself emperor in Huainan, echoed: "If you have a son like Sun Lang, what does your husband hate?" However, handsomeness is a "double-edged sword". Sun Ce was famous for her beauty, but she was also ruined by her beauty. In Sun Ce, there was a man named Xu Gong who secretly collaborated with the enemy and was beheaded by him. Several public servants of Xu Gong vowed to avenge his master, so they set an ambush in the hunting ground of Sun Ce. Sun Ce was defenseless and was assassinated. It's normal to be injured in the war, but it's a pity that Sun Ce hurt his face. There is such a record in Wu Li that Sun Ce was injured, and the doctor told him that the injury could be cured, but it should be well maintained, and there should be no strenuous activities or anger. One day, Sun Ce was idle and took a mirror to look at himself. See "eyeful desolate" Byakki Smoker, Sun Ce remembered his watery years, and his heart was filled with anger. He shouted to the left and right attendants, "how can you make achievements with such an ugly face!" " So, it's a pity that a generation of handsome guys is ruined like this, with a few shouts and a burst of wounds.
Cui Yan was the first person in Jiangbei who died in the "Literary Prison".
If Jiangnan men are graceful, then Jiangbei men should be unrestrained. Referring to Mr. Jin Yong's martial arts concept, he marked the title of "South Sun Ce, North Cui Yan" in the male world with the river as the boundary. This Cui Yan is much heavier in the official history than in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. According to the Records of the Three Kingdoms, "(Cui Yan) has a beautiful and high voice, which must be four feet long and very powerful." He is the top male in the north. It is also said that this handsome boy once acted as body double of Cao Cao at the international diplomatic summit, which was mentioned in Shi Shuo Xin Yu.
At that time, after Cao Cao unified the north, his prestige increased greatly, and various ethnic tribes attached themselves to it. The northern Xiongnu sent messengers to send a large number of rare treasures and asked to meet Cao Cao. Cao Cao, who is good at writing and martial arts, has a congenital deficiency, that is, he is short (he should be around 1.6 meters). In order to overwhelm the Huns, Cao Cao invited Cui Yan, the top handsome boy, to be the messenger. This Cui Yan also lived up to expectations, behaved decently and generously in front of the emissary, and accomplished the diplomatic task well.
However, although Cui Yan successfully completed the "diplomatic mission" assigned by Cao Cao, he could not escape the fate of imprisonment. The cause of the incident is this: Cao Cao was named Wang Wei by Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty because of his outstanding achievements. Many civil servants in the DPRK thought that Cao Cao was suspected of trespassing, and his heart was secretly uneven. It happened that at this time, an intellectual named Yang Xun flattered Cao Cao ("praising meritorious deeds and describing Shengde's" Three Kingdoms ") and was despised by everyone. Interestingly, this Yang Xun happened to be recommended by Cui Yan (Cui Yan is the organization minister of North Korea). Therefore, "when people laugh at the hope that the world will be false, they say it is wrong." "Cui Yan is a scholar, with a good reputation. He can't sit still. He immediately called Yang Xun for tea: "Keep the table, but it's a good thing! It will change at that time. " This was supposed to comfort Yang Xun and express a little dissatisfaction to those who are critical. Unfortunately, China's writing is extensive and profound, and some people who are jealous of Cui Yan's appearance fan the fire to Cao Cao, saying that he is "arrogant and slanderous". Cao Cao, who has always been suspicious, was very angry: "As the saying goes,' having a daughter's ear' is not a good word. Changed, it means inferior! "As a result, No.1 male in Jiangbei was executed for no reason because of the" unwarranted "literary inquisition.
Peace: A handsome man who is even jealous of a beautiful woman.
Making peace is a very subtle figure in the Three Kingdoms. He has a face like pearls and jade, and he paints all day. According to modern parlance, he is called a fake mother (a bit like a Korean actor). In the three militaristic countries, it is difficult to get along with a natural sissy, but fortunately, Yan and his family are good. His adoptive father is Cao Cao, who is in power in the ruling and opposition parties. Cao Cao has a problem that he likes other people's wives' beds. Now that he is asleep, we should give him a birthright. After Yanhe's mother was used by Cao Cao (Cao Cao was his mother when he was a child), she took this son to live in Cao Fu. Cao Cao has the habit of advocating frugality, and three meals a day in the palace are mainly based on rough tea and light rice. The wife of Cao Zhi, the son of Cao Cao, was killed by a stick because she bought a flashy dress. Strangely, Cao Cao always turns a blind eye to peace. He walks his dog and beats chickens all day, and he is well dressed.
Why is Cao Cao more fond of this adopted son than his own son? I'm afraid the reason is that Yanhe has a face as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade, and Cao Cao is reluctant to scold him. So, how did reconciliation "shock the world with kitsch"? "The History of the Three Kingdoms" records: "(words and peace) keep moving and turning white, taking a quick look at the flowers and shadows." Looking at the shadows while walking is a bit like the "cat walk" now (refer to Yumo's gait in flowers of war). There is also a description in Shi Shuo Xin Yu: Yan He's face is beautiful, and it can be broken by blowing a bomb ("American clothes are white"). Everyone suspected that it was because he was wearing foundation, so they set up a bureau and invited him over for hot soup in hot summer. Make peace and sweat immediately, and quickly wipe the sweat off your face with clothes. Surprisingly, after "removing makeup", the words and feelings become more and more charming ("Zhu Yi wipes herself, and the color turns charming").
However, although Yanhe has a fake mother's face, he is a real man in sexual orientation. He made love everywhere with the good face given by God and ate up the tofu of girls. In addition, Yanhe has another specialty, that is, he has superb flattery skills, and he is also good at writing poems praising those in power. Therefore, although I have molested my daughter many times, I have never caused any harm. However, the act of making peace still caused his wife Princess Jinxiang's dissatisfaction. The princess once went back to her mother's house and complained in her mother's inner room, "Yan is getting worse." Unexpectedly, my mother smiled and said, "Daughter, are you jealous of the beauty of reconciliation?" ("You are not jealous" and "Three Kingdoms") "
Later, Cao Shuang Group, to which Yanhe was attached, collapsed, and this dude finally became a prisoner of Sima's family. Yanhe also wanted to befriend Sima Yi with his "honey trap" and "flattery", but Sima Yi, who was awesome, didn't buy it. He made an excuse and cut the devil incarnate with one knife.
Yuan Shang's hands are full of riches and honour bottles.
Your son Yuan Shang's military strategy may not be outstanding during the Three Kingdoms period, but his beauty is unparalleled. The History of the Three Kingdoms records: "(Yuan Shao) is beautiful, and (Yuan Shao)' s second wife, Liu, is good for business." Visible, handsome Yuan Shang is a very professional "teacher milk killer". Not only women, but even Yuan Shao himself was amazed at his son's appearance, and even had the idea of passing on his possessions to Yuan Shang ("Shao is also curious about his son's appearance and wants to pass on his children"). However, this handsome man has a congenital deficiency, that is, his constitution is not good. Literally speaking, it is covered with Jia Baoyu's skin, but it falls to the root of Lin Daiyu's illness. Of course, if this happened in the Southern Song Dynasty with the scenery of Qinhuai, it might leave a good story, but in the troubled times of the Three Kingdoms, it would be a disaster.
At that time, Yuan Shao's old rival Cao Cao personally marched on Liu Bei, and Xuchang was empty. Counselor Tian Feng advised Yuan Shao to raid Cao Cao's lair. Unfortunately, Yuan Shang is suffering from a cold at this time. The medical conditions in ancient times were not as good as those in modern times. Yuan Shao decided to take care of this beautiful son himself, so he rejected Tian Feng's suggestion and missed the opportunity to take care of Cao Cao. However, Yuan Shao's family version of "Love Jiangshan More Loves Handsome Men" did not spread as a much-told story. Immediately, Yuan Shao, who lost the initiative, was defeated by Cao Cao in the battle of Guandu and soon choked to death.
After Yuan Shao's death, there was a short power vacuum within the group. Therefore, Shen Pei and Ji Feng catered to the legacy of the old boss and made Yuan Shang the heir of the family. Such personnel arrangement, of course, caused the dissatisfaction of the eldest brother Yuan Tan (Yuan Shaoyou has three sons, and Yuan Shang is the youngest), so Yuan Tan resolutely took refuge in the enemy Cao Cao and drove Yuan Shang to Liaodong. But this Yuan Shang, unwilling to accept the reality of his declining fortune, is still a young master. So Gongsun Kang, the leader of Liaodong, set up a "banquet at the Hongmen Gate", captured Yuan Shang in one fell swoop, tied him up and threw him on the cold ground. The third young master had never suffered so much, so he asked his master to give him a cushion. Sun replied humorously, "Dude, your beautiful head is going to travel far away. What do you need a mat for? " In this way, our generation of beautiful men were beheaded and destroyed.
It can be seen that beauty is a "double-edged sword". Sun Ce won the support of the people in Jiangdong because of her beauty, Cui Yan won the reputation of praise because of her beauty, Yan and He enjoyed the beauty of the world because of her beauty, and Yuan Shang won the family inheritance because of her beauty. It's a pity that these four top handsome men in the Three Kingdoms period all died in the end. Perhaps this is the misfortune of "beauty".