Confessions, of course, have nothing to say,-but don't mind. This year, I'm a little worried. I often don't
Those who avoid fiddling with pen and ink write it down and print it out. For some people, it seems that they always scratch less and touch the sore spot.
Many times. One thousand don't want to, even offended celebrities or professors, even offended "responsible for guidance.
It is extremely dangerous to "blame your predecessor for the year". Why? Because these big feet are "not easy to mess with" what
How to "hate" I was afraid that I would get hot all over, so I made a letter and put it in the newspaper, advertising: "Look! Dogs are not enemies.
Cat's? Mr. Lu Xun admitted that he hated cats, and said that he would fight "Reservoir Dogs"! "(1)" logic "
Righteousness is to prove that I am a dog with my words, so whatever I say is completely overthrown, even if I say it twice.
Four, three, three, nine, none of them are good. Since these are all wrong, the gentleman's spoken words get seven, three or three see thousands, and so on.
Naturally.
So I sometimes pay attention to check their "motivation" to become enemies. This is not to dare to imitate the current scholars to praise with motivation.
Degrade the fashion of the work, but I want to wash myself in advance. In my opinion, this is unnecessary for animal psychologists.
What strength? Unfortunately, I don't have this knowledge. Later, in Dr. O.Dahmhardt's Country of Natural History,
People's fairy tales have finally found the reason. It is said that animals have a meeting because they want to discuss something important.
At the meeting, birds, fish and animals all gathered together, except elephants. Everyone agreed to send someone to meet it. It's time to be a messenger.
The winner is the dog. "How can I find the elephant? I have never seen it, and I don't know. " It asked. "That let?
"Hey," said the public, "it's a hunchback. "When the dog went, he met a cat and immediately arched his back. It entertained him.
Ok, introduce the cat with a bow to everyone and say, "Here comes the elephant!" " "But everyone laughed at it. Since then, dogs and
The cat became the enemy.
Although the Germans have not been out of the forest for a long time, their academic literature and art have been considerable, that is, the decoration of books and the workmanship of toys
Come on, they're all cute. This unique fairy tale is really not beautiful; Making enemies is boring. The arch of a cat.
Liang didn't mean to put on airs, but put the blame on the dog's own lack of foresight. However, there can always be one reason.
One reason. My dislike of cats is quite different from this.
In fact, the distinction between people and birds need not be so strict. In the animal kingdom, although it is not as comfortable and free as the ancients thought, it is ok.
It is always less pretentious than human beings. They are adaptable, right is right, wrong is wrong, and they don't say a word. Worms and maggots may
They are not clean, but they don't pretend to be lofty; Birds and beasts prey on weak animals, which may be cruel, but
They have never erected the banner of "justice" and "justice", so that the victims still admire it until they are eaten.
Admire them. People, who can walk upright, naturally make great progress; Being able to speak is naturally a big step forward; Write
WenZiran is a big step forward. However, it also degenerated, because at that time, empty talk began. Even empty talk is not wrong.
As for the theory that you don't even know what you are talking about, it is inevitable. Animals that can only howl will be "very coy".
If there is really an equal creator, high above, then perhaps I think too much about the intelligence of these human beings.
Things, like when we saw a monkey doing somersaults in Wansheng Garden, the female elephant paid tribute. Although she often laughs, she also thinks.
It makes me sad, even sad, to think that these extra cleverness are worse than nothing. However, since it is a person, it is convenient.
We should "strive for differences with the party", learn from others' words, do as the Romans do, and talk about it.
Now talking about the reasons why I hate cats, I feel justified and aboveboard. First, its temperament and
Other beasts are different. Anyone who preys on finches and rats always refuses to bite them to death. We must play with them, let them go, catch them, catch them and then kill them.
Don't let go until you are tired of playing, which is quite in line with people's bad temper of gloating and slowly torturing the weak.
Same. Second, is it related to liger? But there is such a coquetry! But this may be limited to talent, if
Ten times bigger than now, I really don't know what attitude. However, these excuses seem to be
I added it when I started writing now, although it seems to be the reason I thought of at that time. More reliable, or
It is better to say that the procedure is so heavy because they howl at the right time and upset others, especially at night.
Reading, sleeping. At these times, I will attack them with a long bamboo pole. When dogs cooperate in the street, they often
Idle Han took a wooden stick and started fighting. I once saw a copperplate by P. Brugell. A.
AllegoriederWollust was also painted with this story, which shows that such a move is consistent at home and abroad. Since Na Zhi.
Embarrassed Austrian scholar S Floyd advocated psychoanalysis-psychoanalysis. I heard that Mr. Zhang went to Zhao Shi.
Translated, it is "spiritual interpretation". Although simple and ancient, it is really hard to understand-since then, our famous professor has been quite vague.
When the Covenant applies, these things will inevitably return to sexual desire. I don't care about beating dogs, as for me being beaten.
Cats, but only because they make a hullabaloo about, except for no malice, I am confident that my jealousy is not so widespread when it is "easy" now.
In the "scolded" autumn, this must be stated in advance. For example, before people cooperate, there are some procedures, and the new thing is to write love.
Books, at least one bundle, at most one bundle; What is the old-fashioned "claiming names" and "accepting gifts"? I kowtowed and bowed. Last year, Jiang Haichang's family was in Beijing.
After the wedding, I worshipped for three days and printed a red-faced "wedding festival", which is very big in the "preface"
He said: "In all fairness, since it is called a gift, it must be heavy. Simple design, why use politeness? ..... but the world is interested in.
Li, you can be happy! Don't retreat to Shu Ren, where the ceremony can't stop! "However, I'm not angry, this is because I don't need it.
Field; Therefore, it can be seen that the reason why I hate cats is simple, just because they bark in my ear. human
I don't care if outsiders ignore all kinds of ceremonies, but if someone is reading or sleeping,
If you want to order to read love letters and bow down, it is for self-defense, and you have to use long bamboo poles to resist it. Besides, I don't usually make friends.
People who have been there suddenly sent me a red post with the words "Marry my sister", "Marry my children" and "Please watch the ceremony".
Or "He Di's Visit", which contains "insidious hints", which makes me feel a little guilty of not spending money. I
Not very happy either.
However, these are all recent words. Once again, I hated cats long before I said these reasons, and maybe so.
At the age of ten. I still remember clearly that the reason is extremely simple: just because it ate the mouse,-ate it.
My lovely hidden mouse.
I heard that westerners don't like black cats very much, but I'm not sure. But the black cat in EdgarAllanPoe's novel is really
It's a little scary. Japanese cats are good at refinement, and the legendary "Catwoman" is really more terrible in eating people. In ancient China,
Although there used to be a "ghost cat", recently, I have rarely heard the tricks of cats. It seems that the ancient law has been lost, and it is sincere. only
When I was a child, I always felt a little weird and didn't like it. It was a summer night when I was a child. I was lying on a big laurel tree.
Enjoy the cool on the small board table under the tree. Grandma sits beside Zhuo with a banana fan, solving puzzles for me and telling old stories. Suddenly, the laurel tree turned sandy.
I scratched it with my toes and claws, and a pair of sparkling eyes followed the sound in the dark, which surprised me and interrupted my grandmother's words.
Tell the story of cats—
"You know what? The cat is the husband of the tiger. " She said. "How can a child know that a cat is the owner of a tiger? old
Knowing nothing, the tiger jumped at the cat's door. The cat taught it how to pounce, how to catch and how to eat.
Just like your own mouse. These teachings are over; The tiger thought, all the skills have been learned, and no one can match them, only the teacher's.
Cats are stronger than themselves. If you kill cats, you will be the strongest foot color. He made up his mind to jump on the cat. The cat came early.
Knowing its purpose, he jumped on the tree, and the tiger could only squat helplessly under the tree. It hasn't put all its skills.
After teaching, I haven't taught it to climb trees yet. "
I think it's a fluke. Fortunately, the tiger was impatient, otherwise a tiger would climb down from the laurel tree. However, this is very
I'm afraid of people. I want to sleep in the house. The night is getting darker; The laurel leaves rustle and the breeze blows. I want to come to the mat.
It must be slightly cold. Lying down won't bother you.
Under the dim light of the soybean oil lamp in the old house for hundreds of years, it is a world where mice jump over the beams, wander and squeak, and then
Attitude is often grander than "famous professors". Cats are kept, but it doesn't matter whether they eat or not. Grandma, although they often hate mice,
My sons have chewed up the box and ate things secretly, but I don't think this is a big crime, nor is it my business, and what a terrible thing it is.
Probably a big mouse did it, but it must not be framed on the mouse I love. This kind of mouse usually walks on the ground.
Move, only the size of the thumb, not very afraid of people. There we call it a "hidden mouse", which is different from the great man who lives in the house.
Kindness There are two pieces of paper on my bed. One is "Eight Pigeons' Daughter-in-law", all of which are long mouths and big ears, which I think is not very elegant; other
A mouse is married but cute, from the groom and bride to the best man, guests and deacons, there is no one who is not sharp-faced and thin-legged.
Like a scholar, but wearing a red shirt and green pants. I think only people I like can hold such a grand ceremony.
Some hidden mice. Now it's vulgar, and the wedding ceremony when people meet on the road is just an advertisement for sexual intercourse, which is not very reserved.
Heart; But at that time, I wanted to see the ceremony of "mouse getting married", but I was fascinated. Even though I worshipped for three nights like Hai Chang Jiang, I was afraid.
You may not be unhappy. On the 14th night of the first month, I refused to fall asleep easily and waited for their ceremony to come out from under the bed. In that way
However, I still only saw a few naked hidden rats marching on the ground, which didn't seem like a happy event. Until I can't stand it anymore, I am dissatisfied.
I fell asleep, but it was already dawn when I opened my eyes. It was the Lantern Festival. Perhaps it is the wedding ceremony of the mouse family, not only regardless of the invitation, but also to receive gifts, although
It's really a "gift" and absolutely not welcome. I think this is their habit and they can't protest.
The enemy of mice is not cats. After spring, you hear it "Zha! Hey! " I cried, and everyone called me "old"
The mouse counted the copper coins and knew that its terrible Tubo was coming. This voice is desperate and frightened, although it fits.
Cat, don't call it that. Cats are terrible, too, but mice can't help running for their lives as long as they rush into a small hole.
There are still many opportunities. Only the terrible Tubo snake, with a slender body and a round diameter similar to that of a mouse, can be reached by any mouse.
Can also reach the place, and the pursuit time is particularly long, survived. When "counting money", it is probably already.
There is no second step.
Once, I heard the voice of "counting money" coming from an empty room. I pushed the door in and a snake landed on the beam.
On the floor, looking at the ground, there was a hidden mouse lying with blood in its mouth, but both sides fell down together. Put it in a carton.
Get up in the morning, wake up for a long time, and gradually be able to eat and walk. The next day, I seemed to be back to my original state, but I didn't escape.
Let's go When you put it on the ground, you always run in front of people, with your legs up and climbing to the knee condyle. Check it on the dining table.
Eat a la carte residue and lick the edge of the bowl; Walking leisurely on my desk, I licked the ink I was studying when I saw the inkstone. this
I was very surprised. According to my father, there is a kind of ink monkey in China, which is only as big as a thumb and has black hair.
Shining. It sleeps in a pen container. As soon as it heard the sound of grinding ink, it jumped out, waited, and when someone finished writing, put on a pen and licked it up.
I lost the ink on the inkstone and jumped into the pen container. I would like to have such an ink monkey, but I can't get it; Ask there
Yes, where did you buy it? Nobody knows. "Talking is better than nothing", this hidden mouse can always be regarded as my ink monkey, although it
Licking the ink doesn't necessarily mean waiting for me to finish writing.
I can't remember clearly now; It's been like this for about a month or two One day, I suddenly felt lonely. What is the so-called "if there is"
Lost. "My hidden mouse always parades in front of my eyes, either on the table or on the ground. But I haven't seen you most of the time today, everyone.
I didn't see it come out after lunch. Usually, it will appear. I waited and waited for a long time, but there was still no.
Knowledgeable
My mother, a female worker who has been leading me, may think that I have been waiting too hard, so she gently told me.
Words. This immediately made me angry and sad, determined to be an enemy of cats. She said: the mouse that was hidden last night was eaten by the cat!
When I lose what I love and my heart is empty, I will fill it with the evil thoughts of revenge!
My revenge, starting with a flower cat at home, gradually spread, as for all the cats I met. Not at first.
But chasing and attacking; Later, it became more and more clever. It could hit them on the head with flying stones, or it was lured into an empty house to make them lower their heads.
Depressed The battle went on for quite a long time, and then it seemed that the cat had never come near me. But for them, even if how to overcome, about
Not a hero; Besides, there may not be many people in China's life who have fought against cats, so all the strategies and achievements have been saved.
Just a little.
But many days later, maybe half a year later, I got an unexpected message: the hidden mouse is actually
It wasn't hurt by a cat, but it tried to climb up by its eldest mother's leg and trampled to death.
This is really unexpected before. I don't remember what it was like at that time, but my relationship with cats is
Finally, there is no harmony; When I arrived in Beijing, because I hurt the rabbit's child, I caught a new suspect in the old gap and used a hotter hand.
The story of "hating cats" spread from now on. Now, however, these things have already become the past, and I have turned over a new leaf.
Be polite to cats. If you have to, drive them away. Don't hurt them, let alone kill them. This is my last few years.
Progress in 2008. With a lot of experience, once you realize that cats steal fish, drag chickens and yell at night, people will naturally be nine times out of ten.
Hate, this kind of hate is on cats. If I go out to dispel this hatred, hurt or kill it, I will immediately.
It turned into pity, and that hatred fell on me. Therefore, the solution now is that whenever cats make trouble, as for some people, they are very annoying.
At that time, I stood up and shouted at the door: "Shh! Get out! " Be calm, that is, go back to the study, so that it will remain royal.
Insulting the qualification to protect the family. In fact, officers and men in China have been practicing this method. They always refuse to sweep away bandits or destroy enemies.
Because in this way, it will not be taken seriously, and even be laid off because it has lost its usefulness. I think, if this method can be popularized, it should be
Yes, I've probably always wanted to be the "predecessor" of the so-called "guiding youth", but I haven't made up my mind to practice it yet.
Study and discuss.
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