Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? [Answer] Chickens lay eggs
If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? [Answer] Have a place in heaven
Farmers have 10 cows, why only 19 horns? [Answer] Because of a rhinoceros.
What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others? [Answer] Take care of yourself.
Question: Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest? Answer: Jasmine Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.
Question: What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)
Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser reason: Eraser (poor eraser)
Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.
Question: What is the pencil's surname? Answer: Xiao Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) a pencil.
Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).
Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).
Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 reasons for working hard: 1 (1) Don't do 2 (2) Never stop.
Question: How to make the sparrow quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: Silence (silence).
Question: Who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao Reason: Speak of the devil.
Q: Who is Amy's mother? Answer: flower reason: peanuts.
Question: What is white plus white? Answer: equal to the white rabbit Reason: Xiaobaier
Question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit! Answer: 40 Reason: Facts speak louder than words.
Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out? Answer: Wang Leehom Reason: Go in.
Question: What if I come out again? Answer: Han Hong Reason: Still coax.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? Answer: The new dog is still very excited to see you a year later.
Bobo accidentally swallowed 1 yuan, and Boba turned him upside down, but spit out 10 yuan. What should Bo Dad do at this moment? Answer: continue to feed him one yuan.
What cloth can be cut continuously? Answer: Waterfalls.
September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of June 28th of 10? Answer: Confucius full moon
The wolf is coming (guess fruit)? Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
What would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive? Answer: One more person. ...
There are carp (four-word idiom) under these two pieces of ice? Answer: Be polite (there are carp in the ice).
Why does tofu hurt people? Answer: Because it is frozen tofu.
Is it possible that an ant climbed from Sichuan to Tokyo? Answer: climb on the map
A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay? A: Because he is not in the car.
There is a place where you can go in and out. What is this place? Answer: the grave
Chickens and geese compete in the 100 meter race. Chickens run faster than geese, but why do they arrive at the finish line late? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction.
A ball and an iron ball fell from the tall building. Who landed first? Answer: iron ball
The bell rang, but no one was in the classroom. What happened? Answer: physical education class.
Why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand? Answer: The car is a taxi.
Who is busy working all day? Answer: a ballet dancer.
Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why? Answer: Count from one to two.
What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer: Take the other foot.
Who keeps eating, but never gets enough? Answer: oxygen
What method can make eyebrows grow under the eyes? Answer: handstand
What is the thing that makes everyone forget before going to bed? Answer: Close your eyes.
Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wear eyes?
There is an old man who lives on the twelfth floor of a building, but why does he never take the elevator? Answer: Because he lives on the first floor.
What animal did you hit and shed your own blood? Answer: mosquitoes
What can be added or subtracted? Answer: age
What kind of mountains and seas can be moved? Answer: A sea of people.
What books do normal people not read? Answer: blind books
What has no tongue in its mouth? Answer: teapot mouth
What kind of official doesn't give orders, but always smiles at others? Answer: Xin Langguan
A policeman ran away when he saw the thief. Why? Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly.
Xiaoming eats gum every day, but others still say he has bad breath. Why? A: He swears every day.
Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Because he stood on the tree and jumped.