Chicken thief

He said, "Then I will correct this mistake and steal one every month."

-Pre-Qin Mencius

The emperor of the South China Sea is called Shu, the emperor of the North China Sea is called Hu, and the emperor of the Central China is called Chaos. Shu and Hu often go to chaos.

A party at school,

Chaos is good for them. Shu and Hu discussed how to repay this chaotic friendship. They said, "People have eyes, ears, nose and mouth.

Knowledgeable person is used for seeing, listening, eating and breathing, but there is nothing in the chaos, so let's try to cut seven holes for him. "So he

We dug seven holes for chaos, one hole a day. On the seventh day, when all seven holes were drilled, chaos died.

-Pre-Qin Zhuang Zhou's "Zhuangzi"

Can't blame the dog Yang Zhu's younger brother Yang Bu for going out in white. It rained and his clothes were wet, so he took off his clothes.

Outside

Clothes, show the black clothes inside and go home. His dog didn't know him and barked at him. Yang Bu was furious and was about to hit that one.

Dogs. Yang Zhu saw it and said, "No, it's the same. If your dog is white when he goes out, but when he comes back,

Don't you think it's strange that it's dark? "

-Han Fei's "Han Fei Zi" in the pre-Qin Dynasty

The Art of Immortality There was a guest in Yan State who claimed to be immortal. So the prince sent a man to learn from him and planned to

Return it after learning.

Self-study However, the guest died before the person who was sent had time to know. The prince was furious and blamed the people who were sent to study.

He was severely punished for speaking too slowly.

-Han Fei's "Han Fei Zi" in the pre-Qin Dynasty