Yellow jokes and classic jokes (1)
1、? Especially diligent? These five words, I thought about it, and only made the first four.
2. A buddy squatted without toilet paper, so he wiped it with his hand, went out, twisted it and stopped the water supply.
The older generation doesn't have to worry that the younger generation will stumble on your road. They all ran the other way.
4, underwear store slogan: Our store sells Buddhist masters? Open your underwear? . Men wear it, which will bring good luck! Put it on for the lady, it will be a disaster! Good underwear is really good! Wife's underwear is good, husband, you can't run!
5, love is like a computer, the first encounter is the power connection, acquaintance is the system establishment, infatuation is the system upgrade, the third party is the virus theft, the firewall is inseparable, the system patch is to make up for the differences, the system is often optimized, and love is smooth sailing.
6. The leader inspected it and said kindly to a colleague who was typing. Well done, take your time! The most important thing is: hurry! ?
7. My girlfriend and I visited the park in the moonlight and sat there doing nothing. I count the stars, but the more I count, the more confused I get. My girlfriend can't help but say, forget it, you'd better count the moon!
Yellow jokes and classic jokes (2)
1、? How can a blind man judge whether his ass has been wiped clean when he shits?
? Do you think guide dogs are just leading the way?
2. The next time you pee, don't try to pat the flies beside the pit and rush into the pit. It turns out that flies can fly with wet wings. Don't ask me how I know, just wash my face. . .
Two colleagues are joking today. One of them said, you look like a piece of shit! ?
The other said:? You look like a fart! ?
I listened to the involuntary connection:? This is the same root, killing each other.
4. Waiting at the train station with my girlfriend, intimate. My girlfriend reached out and I kissed her. She smiled and said that she didn't wash her hands in the toilet!
At that time, my buddy didn't even think about it, so he blew a kiss to his girlfriend: Shouting, haha, I didn't gargle when I ate shit!
Yellow jokes and classic jokes (3)
1, meet a beautiful woman on the street and strike up a conversation:? Beauty, what's your name ?
Woman:? I didn't scream. ?
Beauty, do you remember me?
Woman: You are. . . ?
Man: You forgot? In the car, that time, the two of us, together, um, above me, below you, bang bang.
Woman: Bah, taking the train also makes you talk so vulgar!
3. male:? Which do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news?
Woman:? Not good. ?
Man:? The bad news is that the good news is false! ?
Woman:? Get out?
4. A girl bought a couple's shirt online, one XXL and one L, and the store said: Yo, your boyfriend is quite tall! ?
The girl replied:? If he is tall, why should I buy him an L?