1. New Eight: Warrior Country. It is a thing of the past to call it that in our country. Twenty years ago, the heaven and man from the universe suddenly came, and the decree of abolishing the sword was issued, which made the samurai power begin to decline. In this era, there is a man with bushido spirit. His name is Sakata Gintoki.
2. Yin Shi: Having no money is like suffering from chronic rhinitis. We just want to keep a distance from poverty and coexist with it. This is fate ... ..
3. Wig: It's not a wig, it's laurel.
4. Yin Shi: Emotionally, I seem to be doing something between walking and running. I don't know.
5. Yin Shi: This wine is really good. It can make people forget uncomfortable things for a while, but they will think of them again tomorrow, and it is even worse than yesterday. Escape is inevitable, especially what they want to forget … ..
Yin Shi: Change yourself first, or nothing will change.
Yin Shi: It's really bad to watch bungee jumping at this age.
Yin Shi: Robbery means going in from the front.
Yin Shi: It's not good to waste food.
No.3 "Boys with natural curly hair are not bad people"
7. Father of Wild Bullies: Tatsu Yamashiro should be bound by your soul, not the scabbard. This era no longer needs a samurai, but no matter how the times change, people will have unforgettable things. Even when it is time to abandon the sword, this upright sword bound by the soul must never be abandoned.
8. Miao: This is not a question of gain or loss. Do children need a reason to protect what their father cherishes most? There is no benefit in guarding this Dojo, but it is very painful to give up. It is painful to have and give up what cannot be returned. Since it will hurt anyway, I would rather choose guardian than pain.
9. A samurai doesn't need a big reason to do things. As long as there is something you want to protect, just draw your sword.
10. I don't care about Dojo. What I like is the Dojo where my sister smiles. If I want to make my sister cry, I would rather not break the Dojo!
1 1. National sky, I'll give it to you. It doesn't matter. It is enough for me to protect what is in front of me, but I can't even protect this. I can't remember how many times I lost to you bugs. I have nothing left. At least I saw something fall in front of me or wanted to pick it up, which is what I cherish. I will protect it at all costs!
Yin Shi: The doctor told me that my blood sugar is too high. I can only eat such delicious cold cakes once a week.
Yin Shi: I always feel uneasy about not eating powdered sugar.
Yin Shi: A clerk who can't even use the cash register is as useless as a mother who can't fry rice.
Miao: If you could say sorry, there would be no such thing as caesarean section.
Yin Shi: Was your sister raised by orangutans?
Miao: I have never exposed cleavage in my life.
The fourth sentence, "JUMP is sometimes sold on Saturday, so be careful."
12. Yin Shi: No ... No ... Be quiet. Anyway, calm down and find the time machine first … ..
13. Yin Shi: In this country, people who can tow motorcycles with one hand are called mountain gorillas, not girls.
14. Shen Le: I like fighting. I don't deny that this is Yato's instinct, but from now on I will fight Yato's instinct to change the status quo.
Ending: Yin Shi: A man should remain "childlike" until he dies.
Shenle: I feel very happy to eat salmon tea and rice every day.
Yin Shi: You can't believe what the bomber and the woman in red say.
Shenle: I hate glasses man.
Shenle: Sweaty work, even seasoned bibimbap will be delicious.
The fifth sentence, "to make friends, you have to make friends with people who can call each other nicknames even if you become an old man."
15. Yin Shi: You are a wig. .........................................................................................................................................................
16. Wig: Can we park here? It's better to kill yourself at the last minute like a samurai than to die at the hands of the enemy.
Yin Shi: Don't be silly. Stand up. If you have time to think about decorating beautifully at the last minute, you might as well live to the end ... with your wig.
Wig: It's not a wig, it's Gui.
17 wig: the man's silver hair is bathed in a pool of blood, and his posture on the battlefield is like a hag. In the battle with heaven and man, the elusive and fearful Wu Shen Sakata Gintoki will fight with us again.
18. Tian Chong: Earthwork hazards.
(So everyone knows the death cannon of Okita)
Still alive? earth volume
Earthwork: Idiot, you and I almost died.
Chongtian: Cutting failed.
Earthwork: What do you mean by failure? Hey, look at me.
19. Yin Shi: Forget it. No matter what dirty methods are used, the dead partner will not be happy and the times will not change. Don't continue to defile yourself.
Wig: What makes you dirty is that when you are silver, you also decay with the changes of the times. As a samurai, you should carry your faith to the end.
Yin Shi: How to implement the outdated Bushido? Do you still want to lose an important partner for this? I never want to see anything like that again. If I want to gamble my life, I will stick to my bushido and cherish the beautiful way I like to protect the people I want to protect.
20. Wigs: A Beautiful Lifestyle? Is it as beautiful there as that? But it's good that old friends haven't changed. ..
End: Yin Shi: I'll spare him if I kill three quarters of him.
Shenle: Leave me alone and go to hell (hehe ...)
Yin Shi: Idiot, if I wasn't born a libertine, it would be very popular.
Silver Age: Only when people regard inferiority as elasticity can they jump higher.
Shenle: My motto is to be the boss regardless of good or evil.
The sixth sentence is "once an agreement is made, it must be kept to death."
2 1. A Tong's dad: Just because I am a person who craves pleasure for a while, I understand that there are some precious moments in life that can't be missed.
Supplement: Shen Le: Once honest people break out, it is difficult to deal with.
Yin Shi: It's harder to escape from prison completely than winning the first prize these days.
One: Since I was born, I have been Captain Sineitai of Atong.
Yin Shi: One of the secrets of a happy life is not to forget childlike innocence.
The seventh sentence "the owner of a pet should be responsible for taking care of it until the end"
Yin Shi: No matter whether the shogunate is destroyed or the country is destroyed, I just want to stand up straight and live before my own body is destroyed.
Ending: sacred joy: experience is better than learning.
Yin Shi: Money won't go into that greedy guy's pocket.
Yin Shi: Sorry. Mom says you can't go with people you don't know.
God is happy: forget the guy who has left and prepare for a new relationship, which is now a strong woman.
Yin Shi: Whether you are in love or looking for an octopus, just waiting will not succeed.
The eighth sentence "there is only a thin line between perseverance and tenacious struggle."
23. Kondo: I just have too thick hair on my ass, which is not popular with girls. Alas, it still won't work.
Miao: Very manly and handsome.
Kondo: Let me ask you something. What would you do if Miss Miao's boyfriend's ass was as thick as a hairball?
Miao: Even the hair on the ass.
24. Kondo: Mom says that a woman is not as happy as her lover.
25. Kondo's original words to Yin: Your boy is a good man with balls, and I think you are more popular with men than women (I admit that I am selfish to type this sentence).
26. Bayin: I told you, this is not a cigarette, but a lollipop!
.....: lollipops don't smoke.
Bayin: I told you, I smoked after adding a lot!
Supplement: Earthwork: routine inspection by the selection team!
Earthwork: People can do anything as long as they have the drive.
Noba: Speaking of my sister's fried eggs, it's really ... it can't be called fried eggs at all. It's just a poor egg.
Kondo: Humans are stalkers who chase and run.
The ninth sentence "fight to punch beautifully"
27. Yin Shi: Ah, is it a string of kings? Gee, you have grown so big.
28. Yin Shi: Isn't fighting to protect something? It's like you're trying to protect the selection team
Earthwork: protection ... then what are you guarding?
Yin Shi: Goodbye, my Bushido.
29. Kondo: That guy is the kind of person who can fight casually even with a knife in front of him. He has completely surpassed the realm of victory and defeat.
Supplement: divine joy: the saying that rules exist only for people to break.
Bayin: The so-called "anti-foreigner" is the idea that people attacked the universe 20 years ago. So, Yin and Gui are both 30 years old.
The so-called war against foreigners cannot be finished in one year. When people came to the earth 20 years ago, Ayin was still a kid who didn't even grow hair. He succumbed to the arrogance of heaven and man, and the shogunate was forced to establish the country. By the way, Ah Xian began to grow long hair at this time, and when the talons of heaven and man reached into the shogunate and began to do whatever he wanted, Ah Xian began to "untie" in the Jianghu, not that kind of "untie".
Issue 10 "Drink something sour when you are tired"
30. Shenle: I used to have a pet named Dingchun No.1, a lovely Dingchun No.1 (rabbit). I like it, too. Although Dingchun No.1 is usually kept outdoors, one day, I will try to sleep with it anyway, so I can't sleep without telling my parents. Finally, I had a nightmare and was tortured by it. As a result, when I woke up, Dingchun No.1 did not move ...
3 1. Yin Shi: I will deduct the feed fee from your salary.
Shenle: Thank you, Yin, although I have never been paid. ...
Yin Shi: You can't despise a man who looks lovely.
Shen Le: Accepting others' love is sometimes really serious.
Deng Shi: Get out of the way, dogs and celebrities! !
New Eight: Girls really deserve big dogs.
Shen Le: There is no reason why girls like cute things.
Okita: Remember to add "Wang" at the end of the sentence.
No. 1 1 "rotten meatballs are not meatballs at all, you idiot"
32. Yin Shi: Listen, for example, I drink too much strawberry milk during the day and want to go to the toilet at night, but it's cold outside the bed, but I don't want to come out, but my urine is getting stronger and stronger. I finally made up my mind to go to the toilet, stood in front of the toilet and took out this wonderful moment of liberation, but later I realized that people were not in the toilet, but still under the covers, and there was a slight hot air expanding between my thighs, but I couldn't stop. In fact, everything is like this. This is real strawberry milk.
Supplement: Xie is really super handsome.
Yin Shi: As long as you get enough calcium, everything will be fine. Test the stress ... the generation gap with your parents ... the girl you like ... the stink between your hips. In short, as long as you take good calcium supplements, everything will go smoothly.
Yin Shi: No matter how old you are, people are still on the journey to find a place to live.
Shenle: Hamada Jun, who is lifeless whether he is described as "Superman with acne" or "the surface of the moon", immediately threw a chair when he was described as "orange peel" in the autumn of junior high school, and went crazy (so who is Hamada Jun? ~ ~)
Yin Shi: The most important thing in life is neither money nor education, but love.
Shenle: Is the one called "Inheritance" worse than vinegar kelp?
Yin Shi: Well, it's better than vinegar kelp family photos.
No. 12 "A guy with a good first impression is not necessarily a good guy"
33. Yin Shi: I feel very painful now. Actually, there will be more and more painful things waiting for you in the future. If you think so, you can stick to it.
Noba: How come you are so cruel to your own life creed!
34. Deng Shi: The first thing I learned about that man was this. It was a cold snowy day, and I went to the old man's grave on a whim.
Yin Shi: Hey, old woman, can I eat that steamed bread? I'm starving.
Deng Shi: That's not mine. It's my dad's. Ask him.
Yin Shi: Well, that's good.
Deng Shi: What did my dad say?
Guess what he answered me?
He said, "How can a dead man answer me?" What else did he say? "I won't forget this kindness, old woman, your days are running out. From now on, I will protect her for you (you mean Deng Shi's husband). "
35. Bayin: The word "sugar" means that people helped each other and brought the cross to the Tang Dynasty.
children
Silver Time: My mouth exists for strawberry milk and chocolate Buffy.
Shenle: When cooking, put some charcoal to get rid of the smell of old rice.
Yin Shi: This treacherous guy is ugly, both men and women.
13 sentence "COSPLAY words are connected"
36. Yin Shi: Hey, cheer up. I won't let you die. I will save you.
......: Give it up. He can't save his life at all. You can't protect anyone. So far, you have successfully protected important things that time, and you will only chop the enemies in front of you to death, all of them. What is left in the end? But there's nothing you can do about the mountains of bodies. Give up everything and enjoy it. You can't protect anything!
37. Yin Shi: A person's life is like a long journey with heavy luggage on his back. This sentence was said by an uncle named Tokugawa Noda.
Wig: How many names have you confused? It should be Jia Kanggong, Jia Kanggong.
Yin Shi: At first, I thought it was a very annoying sentence, but it makes sense to think about what the old man said. Maybe it's not luggage, but everyone has something precious in his arms, but he never notices the weight when he has it, but he repeatedly thinks about never having it again when everything slips away from him. However, I don't know when it will be easier to do it again, but I still don't want to do it because there are no those guys.
Wig: You didn't go to Ikeda House. I really owe you one. Please, how can you carry your luggage with one hand? From now on, I will be your left hand.
Yin Shi: Listen, I don't care where you are in the universe, but my sword. .................................................................................................................................................
Yin Shi: I think she (Ham) may be involved in the huge ... ham making machine.
Yin Shi: By the way, let me tell you three kinds of people I hate.
1. The noisy girls are preparing for the college festival.
2. Stupid boys who take this opportunity to raise the tension at random.
3. A teacher who tolerates all this and smiles gently.
Wig: This is not a wig. This is Captain Gui Mu.
Yin Shi: Excuse me, is this the interview place? Hello, my name is Sakata Gintoki. I volunteered to be a captain. My hobby is eating sugar, and my specialty is sleeping with my eyes open.
14 The sentence "Dare to touch a frog is also a pervert to become a real man" (ending with today's food wearing a pink strawberry apron ~ ~ Meng)
39. Earthwork: Don't underestimate the work.
Okita: When have I ever despised you? I just despise you.
40. Earthwork: Why did you come to protect the shogunate? To protect the general? Don't I remember when there was no school and no home to go back to? Who took in those people who can only use swords? Who lost the sword and Dojo in the dilapidated Dojo because of the abolition of the Dao order, but still did not give up on us? Who made us pick up the lost sword again? Not a shogun, not a general. Since then, my boss has been that man.
Okita: Earthwork, I stay here because I like Kondo's boss, but that man is too honest to see the advantages of others but not the disadvantages. There are people like me and Earthwork in the selection group, which can complement each other.
Supplement: Kondo: If you meet someone who is worried about his life safety, both good and bad people should lend a helping hand. This is the way to be a man.
Shenle: This place has always been the chassis of kabukicho Shenle Queen. If you want to play here, you'd better pay vinegar kelp for one year.
Earthwork: The trouble for human beings is that they will change with different identities.
Ikeda: Sometimes people who are still chasing their dreams can exert their strength more than those who have finished their dreams.
Shenle: You don't need a reason to help your friends. This is the feeling of Edo people.
Yin Shi: The atmosphere is the most basic thing for men to cook.
Word 15 "Things as their owners"
New Eight: Pets exist to give people a carefree feeling. It is unrealistic to ask them for any material return.
Wig: Just a bigger dog (designated spring). The taro in my hometown is that big.
Yin Shi: What do you mean, that bastard wig is like a penguin monster like you? In my hometown, a lot of water can flow out when you turn on the tap (so your hometown is there ~ ~)
16 sentence "think about it. There is still a long way to go after becoming an uncle! Terrible! ! 」
4 1. Shenle: Bye-bye, completely incompetent uncle is called Uncle Chai for short!
42. Yin Shi: It's true to walk with faith and integrity, but if you can't act because of it, you might as well try to be smooth and gentle. It doesn't matter. If you go on like this, you will find the true meaning of life that you can't give up, right?
43. Take a taxi from Hasegawa, where the protagonists want to go.
Nba: Excuse me, driver. Please go to the cultural center. Thank you.
Deng Shi: Back to the grave.
Mr. Mu? Go to the grave
Miao: Go to kabukicho.
Kondo: To kabukicho (you stalker ...)
Wig: Dawn in Japan
Okita: Isn't there an arrogant man smoking over there? Hit him, don't kill him.
Yin Shi: It doesn't matter where you are. Just let me take the bus.
I want to cross the horizon.
Prince Baga: Go to Ueno Park quickly.
Hasegawa: Little girl, you can't be reckless just because you are young, because life is long.
Yin Shi: If people can't eat sugar as they like, they don't know what to do.
Hasegawa: Sunglasses are a part of my face.
Yin Shi: Mom's taste, of course, refers to whole wheat digestive biscuits.
Hasegawa: Wait, don't leave me. Don't leave my uncle alone. If I am lonely, I will die (Yin Chang? ~~)
In the sentence 17, "the so-called father and son are even the same thing."
44. Gaoshan: Sure enough, the more gorgeous the festival, the better. Don't touch it. Did you get weaker when the so-called Shiro Yasha was assassinated from behind?
Yin Shi: Why are you here?
Gaoshan: Just watch. The wonderful program is about to start, remember? When it was silver, I once led a volunteer army called "Ghost Warrior". There was a man named Saburo, who knew nothing about fencing, but he was completely proficient in mechanical knowledge. He said, "I'm not here to fight. I'm angry with my dad." He was a man who never left his father, but such a man died before he returned to his father. Too much. We are obviously fighting against heaven and earth to protect our country. The shogunate gave way to the ghost team so quickly, and it was no exception, and the whole army was wiped out. It's not hard to imagine what it's like to see your son's head displayed by the river.
Yin Shi: You instigated Uncle Gao Shan.
Gaoshan: abetting? What are you talking about? I saw huge fangs. I just helped him grind it. I can understand the pain of the old man, because there is still a black beast rolling around in my body in pain, revenging my friends and letting those bastards taste the same pain. Didn't you hear the voice of "kill them, kill them" echoing in my ears for 24 hours? No, it is impossible to ignore the past and live happily. You have pulled out your fangs, and now you can't understand how we feel.
Yin Shi: Gaoshan, it's very unpleasant to be looked down upon by you. I also have some wild animals.
Gaoshan: I can't move at all … ..
Yin Shi: But that guy has a white name? Jiao dingchun
As a Gao Yindang, I read their full love and deep fetters in this passage ~ ~ ~ I can't help typing them all out. )
45. Yin Shi: How can it be meaningful for a person to write a script for himself? Even the actors are the masters. ...
46. Wig: When human beings want to protect something, they will be sharp. You are just a beast, and there is nothing you want to protect ... mountains.
Gaoshan: It's not bad to be a beast. Anyway, I have nothing to protect, and it is completely unnecessary. I just want to destroy everything ... until the day when the beast stops moaning.
Yin Shi: The best way to make a bully's child honest is to let him know the pain of being bullied. A person who has not been beaten will not know what pain is.
Old man: Creating something is the process of concretizing a person's soul in this world.
Old man: The secret of longevity is to forget those annoying things as soon as possible.
18 The sentence "Alas, my home is the best."
47.Silvertime: Santa Claus in kabukicho works 365 days a year.
48. Yin Shi: A savage is like a savage who streaked with a gun 20,000 to 30,000 years ago.
49. Shenle: Because silver says your blood is the sweetest (so you suffer from Yin Sang).
Yin Shi: I heard that people used to wear no underwear under kimono, no matter they were little girls or little girls or little princesses.
Okita: What are my sister's underwear? He has seen my father wear a bra.
Yin Shi: I see. Because of that kind of stimulation, it became a dead fish eye with dilated pupils.
Issue 19 "Why is the sea water so salty? It's because you city people pee while swimming! ! 」
50. Bayin: Actually, I have four identical kimonos, and then I will wash them in turn. Why should I buy four identical kimonos? Of course, this is because ...........................................................................................................................
5 1. Hasegawa: People really can't wait for the pie to fall from the sky, and they can really hold on with hard-earned money.
52. Hasegawa: According to the method of rejuvenation, people can be divided into two types. One is to look at something lower than yourself and find the bottom to masturbate, and the other is to look at something bigger than yourself and kick yourself up without tolerance. I belong to the latter.
End: Silver Time: It is most useless to shout hot when it is hot.
Hasegawa: No matter who you are, there will be one or two things as your inner sustenance.
Article 20 "Beware of conveyor belts"
53. Earthwork: I said mayonnaise is not enough!
54. Yin Shi: Well, I'm looking for the entrance to Mu mainland. .....
55. Earthwork: Well, I'm looking for the entrance to the Mayonnaise Kingdom ... ..
56. Earthwork: Everyone has an anti-tank rocket launcher.
57. Earthwork: Finally, there is enough mayonnaise.
Add: Okita: Always being suspicious, you will have a nervous breakdown.
Earthwork: I just miss the sense of security in my mother's stomach.
New Eight: People just have to bow their heads from the bottom of their hearts, and no matter what creatures will listen to you idiots.
Words 2 1 "If you are a man, you must catch swordfish!" Be careful if you sleep with the fan on. "
58. The Silver Age:? ? ? ? Fish or natto, the uglier things are, the better. The worst-looking guy also has one or two advantages.
59.Ebina (River Boy and Heaven): Only when people experience themselves in groups can they feel truly alive.
60. Silver Time: The South Pole can also become the North Pole when the mind is calm and naturally cool.
The 22 nd sentence "The so-called marriage is to keep mistakes all your life."
6 1. Ape: The bells in the exquisite garden echo everything, and everything is impermanent. Stop Shuangshu from changing his face and signal us to kill the rape. Good evening, little ape will attend the aftermath.
62. Yin Shi: In this family, my penis or dessert is in charge. Remember this!
63. Even if the stars turn around, the importance of companions will not change.
64. Ape: Sorry, Yin. In fact, nothing happened between us, but I used you like this.
Yin Shi: Hey, what are you doing? I didn't hurt my face again. I said, don't touch me, you hear me? I always feel that a smelly woman with natto can't even dress up and get married. Oh, goodbye. Next time you need help, don't beat around the bush, just come to all the rooms.
The 23 rd sentence "Smile when you encounter difficulties."
65. Noba: Will you cherish your personality?
Chen Ma: Oh, oh, oh, oh, isn't this prime time? Why haven't you seen me here for a long time? It's an adventure to see Kim again here. Let's have a drink to celebrate. .....
Yin Shi: What about when I called Yin Shi? If I were a jumping stone, I would collect all the jumping sets, you idiot.
Yin Shi: Although he is a little stupid, his obsession with spaceships is unparalleled. He is a guy who flies around and is active in the whole galaxy. For Sakamoto Tatsuma, manipulating a spaceship is as easy as controlling limbs.
Ma Chen: I really like spaceships, but I get seasick easily ... ..
Chen Ma: I have decided to go to the universe. You can't see the future unless you crawl on the ground and fight between man and nature. While we are so noisy, heaven and man are still coming to the earth, and the trend of history is irresistible. This kind of fighting is just a waste of my comrades' lives. I don't want to see any of my comrades die in the future. You can't do it if you don't set your sights higher and farther. Look at the earth, people, nature and even stars, so I'm going to the universe to open a huge spaceship and be a fisherman who catches stars. How about being a great silver man? It's a pity to be trapped on such a small planet with me. ...
Yin Shi: Hoo hoo (asleep).
Chen Ma: Ah, hahaha, hahaha. Oh, my God. Throw a meteorite and kill this idiot. Ah, ha ha ha.
70. Chen Ma: Forget the past. A person should look forward when he is alive.
7 1. Chen Ma: What can affect people's hearts is neither power nor thought, but interests. If I bring benefits to both heaven and earth, I can seek harmony in my relationship. I just protect my country according to my own ideas.
72. Chen Ma: There must be something in the people who always attract people to gather around him. We used to follow him, maybe we were attracted by him.
73. Lu Ao: Never lose your sense of justice. This guy's mantra. That guy left his comrades fighting on the ground and went to the universe in the war of foreign aggression. Why do you think he did it for justice? After thinking about the future of the country, he made a painful choice. This is why we are attracted by him and gathered here, so we must never do anything that goes against his life creed.
Chen Ma: Well, I think it would be more interesting if you went fishing, too.
Life in ancient Rome
The ancient Romans were probably best remembered as soldiers. Fighting is certainly one of their favorite activities.