Patriotic short play script

Kite stamps

A: I can't control my excitement. I urge you to sing a song for everyone, ok? Okay？ (singing: I said that I only have you in my eyes, and it doesn't matter if you don't have me in your eyes. On one day, I suddenly met you and never separated; The book says that a lover can take Wan Li Road. Sorry about the wrong song! Well, you say, what should I do with a few dollars in my pocket now? To tell you the truth, it's too risky to sell stocks, and it's illegal to sell tickets. If you buy lottery tickets, pay, pour stamps like me, behave in a civilized way, talk elegantly, and be absolutely chic. Even girls are a little hairy when they see me ...

B: Hello, sir.

A: (Fell to the ground) Wow.

(Clears his throat) Hi, Miss.

Sir, I've been watching you at the stamp market.

Really? ..... Why have I been followed by girls since I started collecting stamps, but I'm not disgusted at all. Miss, welcome harassment.

B: (laughs) Sir, you are really ridiculous.

A: Please, you don't have to praise me. I know I am very modest regardless of my figure and appearance (laughs).

You say first

May I see your stamp album first?

A: If you are hungry, you can make friends by ticket. Ok, miss, after you.

B: Thank you.

A: You're welcome.

B: (Wow)

Miss, please use a magnifying glass.

B: That's very kind of you, sir.

Black arms, black legs, white face and small mouth. Wow, it's beautiful! !

Don't flatter me. I'm embarrassed to compliment you.

What a lovely giant panda! Wow-

Oh, not me!

Sir, what's the matter?

Oh, nothing, nothing!

B: Sorry, sir. There are no stamps I need here!

Really?

B: Hmm!

A: The stamps miss needs may be here-

Wow, that's great! Yes, sir?

A: There are differences between men and women, so don't fall in love with them!

But I seem to see a stamp I need!

Really?

B: Hmm!

A: If it weren't for you today, I wouldn't open my strong heart! Miss, you're welcome. Come on!

Wow, this is really a colorful world! I seem to smell a strange smell on him!

I think I smell instant-boiled mutton

B: really, alas-

A: I said, why are you so coquettish? Who brought the camel here?

Hey, man, don't be picky. We are old friends.

A: Here. ...

But, sir, I didn't find what I needed?

c； I found it.

What are you looking for? What do you mean when I say you? You're still the same. You always make trouble when I have something good. Why are you so old and ignorant, huh?

C: Miss, how old are you this year?

May I not answer you?

A: Yes, yes, according to international practice, the age of a young lady is kept secret.

C: So, what does a young lady belong to?

I am a dog!

A: I said how cute it is. It turned out to be a pet!

C: I am a pet, too!

A: Hum, hum, haha! I don't care about you! He is a dog. What do you belong to?

I am a monkey.

A: This is the first time I heard that monkeys are pets!

Look, I'm a golden monkey. Yellow symbolizes nobility, wealth, light yellow, dark yellow, orange, golden yellow and brilliance. ...

A: Go, go, go. It doesn't work here. We are here to eliminate pornography.

C: Dude, we are old friends. I heard a long time ago that there is a dragon seal in Zhang Zhengui. I seem to have seen it just now. Well, if you agree to change it for me, you can choose any stamp in this album, okay, buddy? Besides, we who and who!

Answer: You showed the young lady the level of your junior stamp collector, and I gave you 80%.

Oh, my God! Sir, you got it. Oh, no, no, no, sir, I finally found the stamps I needed in your stamp album!

C: What stamps?

Kite, it's a kite!

Oh, miss, you have a good eye. This kite stamp is specially prepared for you.

B: Then my husband and I are really destined!

A: That's it! The japs are coming into the village!

C: OK, Miss, let's talk over there.

A: Stop and come back.

Captain: What am I doing back here? Miss needs me now!

A: What can I do for you? What do you need?

You need my kite stamps.

A: This is your kite. Alas, miss, this kite is mine. He changed it from me yesterday!

Really?

A: Alas!

B: So I've been looking for it in the philatelic market for several days?

I've been hanging around there all day. Why haven't you seen me?

C: Because your goal is small!

A: I know my goal is very small. What's wrong with it? I can make a pair of trousers by buying seven feet of cloth, and you can only make underpants.

C: I-I didn't mean that. I mean, man, it's not too late for you. You can exchange that kite stamp back.

B: Sir?

Hey hey, what do I think of you now? You look like a pet. Miss, please wait a moment. Come on, man, this is fun. Come on, this is the kite you changed for me yesterday. ...

C: Oh, no.

A: What's the matter?

C: This stamp cannot be used today! My kite has appreciated in value!

A: Appreciation?

Hey, miss needs it. That's the value. Why don't you understand?

Go ahead, which one do you want?

C: I want your ticket to Zhang Long.

Hey, miss, he robbed the fish in troubled waters!

B: Sir! we ...

Don't worry, I know him well. (Turn to C) I just realized that you want to trade your kite for my dragon coat!

C: Yes!

A: I'll tell you clearly in Chinese-no!

Ok, miss, I have to go now!

B: Hey, sir, don't go. Look at my stamp album!

C: Miss, I want dragon stamp. You can exchange your stamp album for his dragon stamps and his dragon stamps for my kite!

Please have a look at my stamp album, sir. I beg you, sir. The first child! You are so cute!

A: Please, I'm not cute at all. I don't understand why I have that broken kite. Here are my stamps.

Have a plenty of, can choose at will! I'm telling you, I don't care if you pick me out!

But I need a kite! I can only exchange your dragon badge for his kite!

A: I'm not reluctant to give this dragon badge, I'm not reluctant to give it to him, and I'm not reluctant to give it to you, because this dragon badge-

It's fake!

B: What?

C: fake? It's incredible!

Sir, you must be joking!

No, miss, I'm not lying to you. I wouldn't have taken it with me if it was a real dragon coat, would I?

B: Yes!

C: Goodbye!

B: Sir, sir, don't go! Don't go, sir!

A: The 10th anniversary of Sun Yat-sen's death? Alishan, an important anti-Japanese town? Miss, who are you?

I come from Taiwan Province province. This is my grandfather's stamp album. I'm here to find this kite for my grandfather.

A wish!

A wish?

Well, yes, hope! Big brother!

A: Alas!

b； Is this the hometown of kites?

A: Alas!

Do you often fly kites here?

A: Alas!

B: This is also my grandpa's hometown! Grandpa used to fly kites here when he was young! When grandpa left his hometown, his backpack was hung with kites made by his parents! Grandpa has changed from a handsome young man to an old man who needs help when he comes to Taiwan Province Province! However, the kite has been hanging in his room, and only the kite with skeleton is left! Every New Year, grandpa will silently say to the kite: I want to go home, I want to go home! Grandpa was as happy as a child when he saw the International Kite Festival held in his hometown and the kite stamps published in China Philatelic, the only mainland publication in Taiwan Province Province. He insisted that the kite on the stamp was made by his mother. He dreamed! He waited and expected a letter from his hometown, but it was not written by his grandfather's mother. The letter said that grandpa's mother died ten years ago, leaving her a room full of kites! Grandpa cried with the letter. He said that postal services, trade and navigation can be one day earlier and one day later. Don't wait until everything is clear, but our hearts are blocked!

A: Miss, I am sorry for you, and I am even more sorry for your grandfather!

No, no, it's not your fault!

Miss, please give me a chance, and I will find a kite for you!

But I'm going back tomorrow.

A: Miss, don't forget, this is the land of your hometown, and this is the hometown of kites. I don't believe you can't find the kite your grandfather needs in the land of kites! Come on, let's find a kite!

B: Alas!

Friends, which one of you has this kite? I want this kite for grandpa on the other side of the strait!

B: I'm looking for this kite for my grandmother in my hometown!

A: Grandpa across the Taiwan Strait has left his hometown for fifty years!

b； My lonely grandmother in my hometown has been looking forward to it for half a century!

Answer: Please grant a son's wish!

B: Please grant a mother's wish!

C: Miss, you can have it! I will give you this kite!

Thank you!

C: I hope the people of China on both sides of the Taiwan Province Strait will be reunified at an early date!

Dude, let's go! Go to our house and get that real dragon badge!

Oh, no, no, no!