Content introduction:

She traveled all over the rivers and lakes just for three or five confidants, found a good knife and married a hero in the world.

Sure enough, she took the first step, and her boyfriend even gradually became a lover. Who ever wanted to be picked by a confidante? So her wish to marry a hero before she was eighteen came to nothing.

All her powerful brothers tried to betray her, but she was heartbroken and decided to marry anyone just for the sake of her family. During the Dragon Boat Festival, she randomly pointed to a front row among the young heroes, but it brought silence to the whole station. For a long time, she heard her brother ask, "Who is that?" Her brother replied, "It's my brother's bodyguard."

A princess just married a bodyguard.

But this bodyguard also has something to do with Jianghu. His life experience is full of fog, which is inextricably linked with the fall of an evil Sect twenty years ago. In order to find the treasure, the two men got involved in the Jianghu storm.

My brother commented, "Yes, you blind cat really met a dead mouse."

In a word, this article is a love story between a woman with a good appearance and a man with facial paralysis.

Husband's plan

When I first met you, I met you from a general point of view. Cardamom is alienated. My husband An Jin is the best lover in the eyes of Qi women.

After I had to defend this fat meat and fight with all kinds of wolves, butchers and leopards, I finally understood that it was safest to eat and swallow my stomach instead of hiding on the left.

A history of black-bellied women's consciousness and a calm pursuit of black-bellied wives. Count the black people in the world. Look at this.

Xu, please go back to your room.

Yueqing and princess royal, born and raised in happiness, never knew what trouble was.

Yueqing thought she would be happy to be a hundred years old.

Who knows that one day, my father suddenly collapsed, my brother became king, and the powerful minister took power. Only treacherous court official Yan Jing has the final say in court.

Yueqing is still happy, but from time to time she has to face the sad face of the Queen Mother.

Yueqing still thinks she will be happy to be 100 years old.

But at the age of fifteen, she was in a period of sexual impulse and was planning to recruit her sweetheart as a husband, but her mother told her that she had to marry a traitor for the sake of the royal family and the overall situation.

As soon as he entered Yanfu, he was tied to his wrist when he was strongly resisted. She swore that when the emperor's brother gained power, she would castrate the goat first, then kill it, dismember it, and then invite a Buddhist to do it, so that it would be stunned and never live again!

complete

Now, what skills do you need to master to become a Xu?

Tireless lying in bed, silver devil.

Under the bed, everything is required, and it is a model worker.

Ideologically, pure play, life, omnipotent king kong.

Externally, it is gorgeous and overwhelming, and psychologically, it is prosperous.

The road to Ma Xu is long and Xiu Yuan is awkward, singing all the way: "My footwall is up to you."

"Xu, have a baby with me! 》

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A year ago, she loved him deeply, relied on him, and was happily pregnant with his child. He took care of her in every way, making her feel that she might be the only one in her world. ...

However, when she found out that everything was a scam, he smiled cruelly, kissed other women wantonly, trampled all her treasures mercilessly, and even took her and his children away without mercy.

He pinched her chin with bloody hands, and his eyes were full of banter. He said mercilessly, "Yu Chunruoxian ... the only person who is qualified to have my child is her ... and it will never be you."

He drifted away, leaving her in a pool of blood and disheartened. That day, he didn't even look back. ...

A year later, she is a cold princess with flat fiber, wise and independent, and the most admired woman of all men, but she will never give her feelings to anyone again.

When he saw her again, she married his brother.

He said, "My woman will always belong to me ... without exception ..."

But she brushed past him carelessly and said coldly, "Well, let me make an exception ..."

The man's best belly black and evil charm are invincible, which makes people irresistible. Men are paired with all handsome monsters, and the power of conspiracy permeates them. See how the hostess fights all over the world, fights with black-bellied men, and ends up in the bag. Although abused in the middle, but the ending is happy, rest assured into the pit!

Xu, please get on the sedan chair.

As a princess of national subjugation, Xin Yan's life can be described in two words: "tangled", tangled lover, tangled life experience, tangled sister, tangled marriage and tangled rejuvenation. ...

The main content of this article is the tangled history of blood and tears of an unreliable princess.

Xu, your circle is too messy.

introduce

In the Emperor's Husband Museum, the curator saw that all the husbands and wives were absent. He frowned and asked a couple next to him, "The couple's house has been seriously absent recently. Do you know what those couples are doing? "

The page scratched his finger and counted carefully: "Da Xu was driven back to her family by big princess; Erxu was drugged by the second princess and couldn't get up for three days; Sanxu said that it was too tiring to visit the city, and Yincui gorge greeted her. She didn't come until her husband's family arranged a new position. Four xu ... "

The curator's face became more and more gloomy, and the people in front were not to be taunted, so he had to choose a soft persimmon to operate. "What about six horses and less music?"

The page frowned and scratched his head. In the end, he could not escape the director's staring eyes. He said, "In the morning, Princess Six wants to eat lotus jasper soup, and she will take the servants of Princess House to the lake to catch fresh lotus roots before dawn."

Just say that finish, she saw the curator has closed his eyes in despair.

Even Liu Xu, who has always been the most obedient and gentle, is not coming. This circle is really messy!

Introduction to Joke Edition:

1.

On the night of consummation, Princess Lan Yue said to Princess Xu, "Xu, what is consummation? I don't know, can you explain it? "

According to the law, Xu must be loyal to the princess, but in the face of such a question, Le Shao really doesn't know how to answer it.

At this time, there are two cats in the garden who are in love. When they are happy, they have a brainwave. They pointed to the cat and said, "look, princess, it's just like them." We did it, and this is perfection. "

Lan Yue bowed his head thoughtfully. When Le Shao saw it, he felt that he had lost his sense of proportion. How can he compare the princess with the cat? It is really detrimental to the royal family's face.

Le Shaogang was about to complain when Lan Yue faltered: "It's so cold, having sex in the garden, and ... people will see ..."

2.

One day after marriage.

Lan Yue was aggressive: "Xu, you have other women outside! I'll castrate you! "

Less also head in a cold sweat, "princess, wronged, I was wronged! The princess castrated me, but sacrificed her happiness! "

Read to see him nervous, also can't help but shed a few tears, "xu, I don't want to. But the wet nurse taught me that once you are unfaithful, it is useless for a hundred times. You must be punished! If it's a big deal, I'll only castrate you half, okay? "

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On this day, Le Shao also felt what burning pain was.

He was put into a big sauce jar, which was filled with all kinds of spicy and sour spices. The water level of the sauce just didn't reach his hip bone, and he was really marinated in half.

Lan Yue looked at his uncomfortable appearance and pursed her lips. "Ma Xu, if you look at that woman again in the future, I will marinate you all!"

Brief introduction:

This is a story about a boring man who wanted to cultivate a princess after becoming Xu, but was cultivated into a loyal dog man by a silly little princess.

Supreme Xu

A modern small official unexpectedly came to the Zhenguan era in the Tang Dynasty, because his wife Princess Gaoyang had an affair and became a widow's love, a famous son of a bitch in history. Fortunately, when he arrived, his last lover's hat had not turned green. Can he change this sad fate? Can he win honor for this group of Xu?

The first Xu in Datang

Everyone knows that there are two difficulties in the Tang Dynasty: one is to study with the prince, and the other is to be a princess. Because in Datang, where the atmosphere is open, it takes courage and a broad mind like a super aircraft carrier to be a husband.

The other Xu is walking on thin ice. Why should Zhao Zixuan be delicious?

Other Xu Canren only married one, so they had to sneak around. Why does Zhao Can Zixuan have three wives and four concubines, and all of them are happy ever after?

Other Xu's history books can only be tasted, but they can write a great book? What Tang writers, politicians and military strategists? ...

When this is done, it is the first promise in history. What is his secret? Zhao Zixuan Khan, no way. Who let us pass?

After three refusals, the princess is as fierce as a tiger.

He endured humiliation and trampling on his own mind in the street. There is an escape in the name, who likes white and wears a suit. The princess gave him a name: Rabbit, he can stand it again. She forced marriage, named names, insisted that she be Xu, and he swore to death. Xu Haixuan's zero-point composition is freshly baked-Yu refused to marry! Watch the animation, I'm choking! Soul crossing, rebirth-admit it! You are a princess, still waiting to choose a horse-beautiful! At first sight, it happened to be a rabbit-like it! The rabbit refused, gnashing her teeth-so angry! The file of the sea election was presented to her, and Su Ruxue gnashed her teeth and shouted, "If you don't drink soup again, this princess will stew your rabbit for meat at night!"

After marriage, she began to help the black-bellied rabbit clean up a mess, two vicious mother-in-law and a vicious second brother, and asked her to even out the consequences of her predecessor! If you can't do one thing, it's time for Yuwen to fly a dog and jump. Su Ruxue wailed to the sky: "If I can't surrender, I will clean up the door!" "The belly black rabbit grinned repeatedly, drinking with a teacup and watching how the play ended! As the old saying goes: marry a good wife and behave yourself! Scene 1: "Rabbit, don't run, let's play a game. "The anonymous man rubbed his hands and walked close to the trembling man on the bed, and one step at a time overwhelmed the burning desire in his eyes." Princess, I'm not well. I implore you to be lenient. No ... "The man curled up and struggled to move to the bed. Anonymous colluded and worked hard on men's white skirts for a long time. He couldn't understand, and finally became angry from embarrassment: "Bring scissors! "A man turned pale and suddenly lost his strength-Scenario 2: Anonymous burped, fell down on the bed with alacrity, patted the soft bed and shouted," Little rabbit, come on, let me get drunk. "On her wedding night, she was drunk by him. Yu, known as the rabbit, slowly stepped forward and put his hand on the woman's clothes: "I have only heard of telling the truth after drinking." "

Xu is sixteen years old

Jiangnan aristocratic family, a charming young child, with both talent and appearance, a smile and a voice, married Princess Iceberg.

She is also the No.1 scholar in nirvana in fire, but she plays a completely different female Xu.

People from all walks of life, BLACKPINK, laughed and grabbed the camera, and the cannon fodder was fleeting.

Only when Princess Iceberg calmly plays with the dignified little Xu Can,

Ma Xu code

1. "Qi Fei Da Company". I've been curious for a long time. What does Princess Qi, who has been repeatedly rejected, think? I just want to write a story. Later, the story changed, but the princess stayed.

2. "I know that cow." I once admired the best man in the world. So this man has this trick.

3. This article is empty, not female. The archetypes of female emperors and princesses come from Empress Ze and Princess Taiping. But the princesses here have different fates.