| 0 1? | ? Second failure

On April 22nd, the election results in Shinjuku, Li Xiaomu were announced. In the end, he was defeated again with 1036 votes.

Four years ago, he only prepared for two months, and this time he prepared for four years, but the result was only 10 18 more than four years ago.

After the voting results came out, the man who was nearly sixty years old finally fainted under the impact of extreme fatigue, long-term lack of sleep, surrounding pressure and election failure, and was rushed to the hospital.

There are also many smart people who defected.

At the moment, they are very brave and indignant to knock on the keyboard, cursing that Li Xiaomu is a disgrace to China people. "You want to have a degree, but you don't, and you don't look as handsome as Daniel Wu. You are a humble pimp, and you can't compete with Ma Da for money. Why do you represent us in China to stand for election? "

A political election game is required to look like a rival on a blind date.

| 02? Legendary life

Li Xiaomu, male, 1960, from Changsha, Hunan. He is introverted and likes dancing since he was a child. He joined Xiangtan Song and Dance Troupe in his teens.

1982, Li Xiaomu's father cooperated with Hunan Federation of Literary and Art Circles to establish Hunan Furong College of Literature, and he left the league to help his father run the school. Then I went to Shenzhen and worked as an actor, journalist and import and export trade.

1Feb. 988, Li Xiaomu went to Japan to study at his own expense. He is the first Chinese mainland student to graduate from Tokyo Institute of Fashion Technology. That year, he was 28.

In order to pay for expensive study abroad, accommodation and living expenses, Li Xiaomu came to Shinjuku kabukicho, the most famous downtown area in Japan, to make a living. However, illiterate and discriminated China people can only do some dirty work.

"I get up early and get greedy, either working hard between other people's body hair and used condoms, or dealing with pots and pans, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar in the kitchen, or moving pieces of furniture from here to there in a smelly sweat." Li Xiaomu wrote in his book.

Soon, the shrewd Li Xiaomu found that introducing high-quality shops to foreigners who came to Shinjuku kabukicho for the first time can be exchanged for tips, and at the same time, they can get commissions from the shops, so they can earn more money than before.

Li Xiaomu's wife's career began. Every night from 7: 00 pm to 1: 00 am/kloc-0: 00 pm, he stands on the street of Caballe Town and introduces the places for guests to visit.

As the business grew, he took over more than a dozen men, earning millions of yen a month in his heyday.

During the period, he was chased or even kidnapped by the underworld, discriminated by the police and betrayed by his wife. He also gave birth to a son, and it took him more than 20 years to know that he was not his own son. The child also called him dad. "As long as he calls me dad, I will be his father, as long as he doesn't look for his father. The child is very poor. "

Of course, he didn't treat himself badly when wandering among neon lights. He has been married and divorced six times, and there are countless rings on his bed. He has repeatedly publicly expressed his love for Japan and Shinjuku. For example, the woman here, for example, his three desires, appetite, material desire and sexual desire, have been overloaded.

Li Xiaomu's troops finally occupied the two most prosperous streets in Shinjuku, and both black and white had to give him three points of face. Later, he opened a Hunan restaurant in kabukicho. He has written many columns about Japanese culture in Japanese, American and China journals, and published 16 books about kabukicho and Japan.

Even so far, according to the standards of successful people today, there is no doubt that he is one, but he is partial.

In 20 15, Li Xiaomu became a Japanese citizen. At the invitation of Banri Kaieda, the leader of the Democratic Party of Japan at that time, he participated in the election of Shinjuku City Councillor for the first time, but lost by 400 votes.

Also because of his temperament and outspoken, these later became evidence that he was a "dog traitor".

The defeat did not knock him down, and then he began to prepare for the second election. He paid more than 6 million yen for the election.

Unlike other competitors, they do not have a complete campaign team. In the past four years, every poster in Shinjuku District has been posted by myself. In order to win votes, he got up early every day several months in advance and chatted with his grandparents who did morning exercises. Every day, he insists on greeting passers-by at subway stations and intersections and explaining the campaign platform to them. He was afraid that the propaganda car was too fast for passers-by to see the content, so he rode a bicycle alone, tied the propaganda poster to the back frame and shuttled through the streets.

He said, "I really don't care what others think of me. I stepped on the ground first. When I have the ability, my face will naturally come back. " In kabukicho, you must learn the language of customs. When you are a politician, you must learn the politician's language. Everyone is an actor. You must play your part well, the trick is really performed. "

| 04? self-interest

Even so, many people look down on him, thinking that he is smooth, humble and purposeful, just a greasy pimp, which is a disgrace to China people.

Obviously, he is not as smart as many Japanese intellectuals, and he is an exquisite egoist, so he is not happy when he gets rich.

Li Xiaomu's campaign slogan is: "Turn Shinjuku into a vibrant international neighborhood."

Sometimes, I always wonder why those so-called elite groups don't stand up and exert their influence from the perspective of nationality or class. In similar campaigns, they have always been the silent majority, but it is this "pimp" in his sixties who is ridiculed and despised by people.

I was told that too many people in China are too smart. Only by using local tyrants to divide the fields between the rich and the poor can we unite these smart people like China.

Every time you kill a dog, you are covered in scholars, which is generally the case.

| 03? set the prairie ablaze

The next day, three hours after he fainted, Li Xiaomu got up early and began to put up posters all day. He said that he would have two chances to run for public office before he was seventy.

To this end, he will continue to work hard.

It seems that every prairie fire in history was caused by this unwise fire.