Is it black-bone chicken or white chicken? Answer: black-bone chicken, because it can lay white eggs (white chickens can't lay black eggs)
What does sleeping beauty fear most? Answer: insomnia.
What is the longest nose and the second longest nose of an elephant in the zoo? (Brain teaser) Answer: Elephant.
What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? Answer: Remove two points of ice.
The hotter the weather, what climbs higher? Answer: thermometer.
A little white cat fell into the river and a little black cat saved it. Excuse me, what is the first sentence of the little white cat after landing? (brain teaser) answer: meow ~
Does the sun wake the rooster or does the rooster wake the sun? Answer: It's a rooster, because the sun won't crow.
Medium rare steak meets medium rare steak. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.
Two people go to the seaside to play. Suddenly, a man was swept away by the waves. The name of the person swept away is Xiao Ming. What's the other guy's name? Answer: Call for help.
Farmers have 10 cows, why only 19 horns? Answer: Because there are rhinos.
What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? (Brain teaser) Answer: Ping Zi.
Why must summer vacation be longer than winter vacation? A: Thermal expansion and cold contraction.
Water snake, python, bamboo snake, which is longer? Answer: green bamboo snake (haha, he has three words)
Mrs Wang talks all day, but he talks the least in a month. What month is it now? Answer: February (28 days)
What animal falls most easily? Answer: Fox, because he is cunning (his feet are slippery).
September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of June 28th of 10? (Brain teaser) Answer: Full Moon of Confucius.
What is the strongest lock afraid of? (Brain teaser) Answer: The key.
Wearing green clothes, watery belly, many children, all black faces. (Hit a fruit) Answer: watermelon.
The beautiful princess stopped hanging mosquito nets after she got married. Why? Answer: She married the frog prince.
What animal stays up late every day? (Brain teaser) Answer: Panda (didn't you see the eyes turn black)
Why do fish live in water? Answer: Because there are cats on the shore.
Who was the first to be called to endorse, the cat, the dog or the chicken? Answer: the puppy barks because of the fairy shell (back first)
In the dark and windy night, Xiao Li met a ghost and the ghost ran away. Why? Answer: coward
What animal is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger.
If you had a pair of wings, what would you do? Answer: Go to the hospital for examination. How can a good man grow such a thing?
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What gets fat faster and loses weight faster? Answer: balloons
On rainy days, the office leaks everywhere, but why didn't everyone get wet? Answer: Because no one came to work.
What is the biggest regret after Adam and Eve got married? Answer: No one came to the wedding reception.
There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Next.
Who is least afraid of cold in winter? Answer: Snowman.
How did Lin Daiyu die? Answer: the answer to the mystery of falling to death: a sister Lin fell from the sky, so she didn't fall to death!
What is the biggest difference between electricity and lightning? Answer: one is charged and the other is free.
An ant accidentally fell off the plane and died. Guess how it died? Answer: I starved to death because I drifted for too long.
Why is 1 Panasonic not as strong as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother)
Who is taller, 2 A or C? Answer: C is higher (because ABCD A is lower than C)
Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest? Answer: Jasmine (a delicate [beautiful] jasmine)
What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)
Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. (Rubber difference)
What are you afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)
What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn)
8 1234567890 which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. (1, don't do it, don't stop)
How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: silence.
10 What is white plus white? Answer: White rabbits (two)
Is jiaozi a man or a woman? Answer: male (jiaozi has foreskin)
12 If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this? Answer: "If".
13 A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out? Answer: betel nut
14 Four people are playing mahjong in the house. The police came and took five people away. Why? Answer: Because the person they play is called Mahjong.
15 why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: Because the stars will "flash"
One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him.
Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.
17 A fat man jumped from a tall building. And the result? Answer: Fatty.
18 chocolate fights with tomatoes, and chocolate wins. Why? Answer: Because of chocolate bars.
19 Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help.
A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Answer: mung bean paste (mung bean shark)
2 1 Is Dandan the name of a puppy or a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)
What brand of car hates being touched? Answer: BMW BMW (don't touch me)
Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: paper helicopter (paper raw chicken)
24 has ABCD..26 letters. How many lETters are left after et left? Answer: 2 1 ETs drove away UFOs.
What's the name of a 25-day-old child? Answer: I have a gift (born with it)
What's the child's name? A: The water rises (the wind rises)
Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)
Wolf, tiger and lion, who will be eliminated when playing games? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)
Who is the child of the Red Bean Family? Answer: South China (when those red berries come in spring)
What color is the excrement of celery? Answer: Yellow (Qin Shihuang)
3 1 A mother gave birth to conjoined twins. Her sister's name is Mary, so what's her sister's name? Answer: Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)
Don't go out on rainy days without much money. Answer: 30000000 (go out without an umbrella [3])
What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess a star} Answer: Wang Leehom.
You Zhu in the pigsty has come out. What should I do? {Guess the stars} Answer: Han Hong.
What if the pigs in the pigsty come for the third time? {Guess a star} Answer: Zaizai
What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE[ Atchoo].
37 A and b can be transformed into each other, b can produce c in boiling water, c can be oxidized into d in air, and d smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d?
Answer: a chicken b egg c cooked egg d rotten egg
What sword is transparent? Answer: No.
Who will forget the water for Andy Lau? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ...)
Why can't you see God's dick? Answer: secrets can't be revealed.
4 1 Why does the rabbit stay with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg.
42. Why do many A dreams live in darkness all their lives? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers.
Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu)
Why put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? A: It's a long story.
Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? A: The reason is clear.
Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)
Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL (too smelly)
Which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (too bad, too bad)
What fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish
What fish is the cleverest? Answer: whale (sperm) fish
5 1 We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a * * * *? Answer: Mama Bear.
The tortoise built a house in its shell and got into it. {Guess a health product} Answer: Cover the middle cover.
The tortoise tore down the house, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: The new cover is in the middle.
The tortoise tore down the house again, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Super calcium.
The dog and the rabbit went to the teacher to recite. Why did the teacher let the dog recite first? Answer: Dog (Wangwang Xianbei)
Which song has three people in the first sentence? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (me, Bush, Huang Rong).
What doesn't spit when you eat grapes? Answer: Portugal
What sect of believers can't lie? A: Quanzhen religion
Who likes to lend a helping hand best? Answer: Doraemon
6 1 Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow death)
Who is playing Chopin's serenade? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's serenade for you)
Where are your pigeons hiding? Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof)
Why does the forest always send lions to touch things? Answer: Lost contact.
A steamed stuffed bun fought with potatoes, and the potatoes killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a food} Answer: bean paste buns.
When the steamed stuffed bun died, his father came to seek revenge on the potato. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run.
A river stopped potatoes {guess a vegetable} Answer: Dutch beans.
Whose sea is 67? Answer: Pineapple (Baltic Sea)
A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: Two chickens.
A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Two chickens.
A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) answer: idiot, or two chickens.
There was a bean in 7 1 and it fell. Only you can encourage him. Why? Answer: chocolate beans
Why don't princesses hang mosquito nets when they get married? Answer: Because there is a frog prince.