Yun-peng Yue: Thank you, thank you. I love you too. Thank you (blowing kisses). As a crosstalk performer, you have to learn everything.
Sun Yue: That's right.
Yun-peng Yue: The most important thing in learning is the rules.
Sun Yue: Rules and regulations.
Yun-peng Yue: Sure, let me ask you, did you laugh?
Sun Yue: Smile.
Yun-peng Yue: Smile, have you studied smiling? (smiling)
Sun Yue: We're talking about laughter, not meanness, okay?
Yun-peng Yue: There is a difference between laughing and being mean.
Sun Yue: What's the difference?
Yun-peng Yue: This is a smile.
Sun Yue: What about the bitch?
Sun Yue: (putting on a mean expression)
Sun Yue: You, that's a bitch laugh, I tell you.
Yun-peng Yue: I made you laugh.
Sun Yue: Don't laugh.
Yun-peng Yue: We were just joking. There is no size on the stage, but there are rules under the stage.
Sun Yue: That's right.
Yun-peng Yue: For example, we say cross talk. The simplest thing is that our cross talk has many rules.
Sun Yue: What are the rules of our cross talk?
Yun-peng Yue: I studied art for three years and worked for two years.
Sun Yue: This is a crosstalk master and apprentice.
Yun-peng Yue: After studying with my master for three years, my master can't take money.
Sun Yue: Eat the master and keep the master.
Yun-peng Yue: My master has never received any money.
Sun Yue: That is, that is.
Yun-peng Yue: Ladies and gentlemen, I haven't received any money.
Sun Yue: You're not ready.
Yun-peng Yue: Two years' service. All the money earned in these two years should be given to master.
Sun Yue: Take effect as a teacher and give it to the master.
Yun-peng Yue: Leave it all to Master.
Sun Yue: Isn't your master free?
Yun-peng Yue: Two years of service, three festivals and two lives.
Sun Yue: What do you mean, three lives and two lives?
Yun-peng Yue: There are three festivals, May Festival, August Festival and Spring Festival. Two birthdays, master's birthday, teacher's birthday.
Sun Yue: Yes.
Yun-peng Yue: Besides, I have to go home and see my teacher. I can't go empty-handed I have to bring more things. If it is less than 2000 yuan, I can't get in. If it is less than 2000 yuan, he will let the dog go. Oh, my God, the Tibetan mastiff bit me.
Sun Yue: Wait a minute, here, here, pay attention, pay attention.
Yun-peng Yue: Oh, my God, I've talked too much.
Sun Yue: A little too much. Let's just say that the apprentice went to celebrate Master's birthday. If he says he doesn't know Master's family.
Yun-peng Yue: Neither.
Sun Yue: This is not a good apprentice.
Yun-peng Yue: Neither. I know my master's house.
Sun Yue: Do you know Master's family?
Yun-peng Yue: Of course I want to.
Sun Yue: If you don't know him, how can a dog bite you?
Yun-peng Yue: You scared me to death. There are rules. There are many rules in TV plays.
Sun Yue: What are the rules in TV plays?
Yun-peng Yue: The hero told the heroine to get married when I came back.
Sun Yue: Yes.
Yun-peng Yue: Heroes must die.
Sun Yue: I can't come back.
Yun-peng Yue: Either you can't come back or you're dead. What's more, if you cough in TV series, just hold a handkerchief and cover your mouth.
Audience: Blood.
Sun Yue: You know it all.
Yun-peng Yue: I know everything.
Sun Yue: Cover it with blood.
Yun-peng Yue: Wow, you have a TV at home.
Sun Yue: You don't have a TV.
Yun-peng Yue: There is blood.
Sun Yue: There is blood when you cough.
Yun-peng Yue: Yes, show it (cough).
Sun Yue: Your body looks real.
Yun-peng Yue: Look, there is blood (there is no blood on the handkerchief). For beginners, I really can't cough. I've been dead here for a while and he's still watching.
Sun Yue: Do you have to cough up blood because the performance is untrue?
Yun-peng Yue: That's the rule. You can't break it.
Sun Yue: No, don't cough. Let me see. You have to cough up blood for a change. What do you mean?
Yun-peng Yue: Another one.
Sun Yue: Right, right, right. Cough something else. I'll hear what's available.
Yun-peng Yue: (Cough) This is QQ.
Sun Yue: Who asked you? Does QQ make sense?
Yun-peng Yue: Cough up my false teeth again.
Sun Yue: Not pretty.
Yun-peng Yue: Just one performance.
Sun Yue: Right, right, right.
Yun-peng Yue: For example, in a TV series, a seriously ill patient wakes up. Do you know what to say?
Sun Yue: No idea.
Yun-peng Yue: I'll give you a performance.
Sun Yue: I like performing this.
Yun-peng Yue: For example, I am very ill.
Sun Yue: I can see that.
Yun-peng Yue: I have been in a coma for several days.
Audience: (Laughter)
Sun Yue: The seriously ill patients are so happy to wake up.
Yun-peng Yue: That's sister, gnome male-". (Show the patient waking up and reaching out)
Sun Yue: What do you want? What is this?
Yun-peng Yue: Water. Do you remember?
Sun Yue: That's true, that's true. You usually ask for water when you wake up.
Yun-peng Yue: Yes, water.
Sun Yue: We are serious. What else do you want?
Yun-peng Yue: Do it again.
Sun Yue: Something else, something else.
Yun-peng Yue: (Acting the patient wakes up and puts out his hand)
Sun Yue: What do you want? What is this?
Yun-peng Yue: Self-portrait. (Performing selfies) and selfies. ?
Extended data:
Yun-peng Yue,1born on April 5, 985, is from Puyang, Henan. Deyun Society Young Crosstalk Actor, Chinese Mainland Film Actor. He and Sun Yue, Yan are also called "four fewer virtues".
References:
Baidu encyclopedia _ Yun-peng Yue