Classic lines: If You Are the One (1)
Roi: Aren't you making trouble? I advertised for marriage.
Blind date (Feng): Your advertisement didn't say that men are not allowed to talk.
Ge You: Isn't that nonsense? I am not gay. Is it?
Blind date: I am. How do you know you are not? I thought I wasn't, but later I realized I was afraid to face it.
Return on investment: Can I find another man? I am not gay.
Blind date: How do you know you're not? I used to think I wasn't. You are afraid to face it, but you have no courage.
Roi: You left first. I'm not there yet.
Roi: I also review why I am so vulgar. My heart is so big that I can't hold a man. Make room for women. Guess what, it's another woman!
Classic lines If You Are the One (2)
Mr fan (): do you think we should speak Chinese or English?
Roi (Ge You): You decide which one to say.
Teacher Fan: Speak your mother tongue. Nice to meet you?
Classic lines If You Are the One (3)
Personal information, return on investment:
Don't come if you want to find a handsome guy. If you want to find a wallet, don't see him. Don't talk about master's degree or above, don't talk about female entrepreneurs (except small business owners), so we won't be disappointed in each other. A talented husband who looks like Andy Lau and Tom Cruise will not propose to you. Of course, I didn't dream of Notting Hill. If you are really a fairy, I can't take it. I didn't expect you to look like the cover of a pictorial, and you were shocked at first sight. Ordinary people who are fashionable in appearance, conservative in heart and healthy in body and mind will do. It would be more reliable if it were more or less elegant. I like women who can fold clothes. Every time I wash and iron it, it looks like I just bought it from the store. Be specific enough. Let me introduce myself. I'm not young anymore. I went abroad as an international student. I have lived abroad for more than ten years. I didn't go to school seriously. I learned a survival skill in wasting time. Now that I'm back from overseas, I didn't succeed. To be honest, I should be characterized as a'? Three fake turtles? . Open-minded, 50-50, dishonest, but born timid, killing is not illegal, I can't do it. Generally speaking, it belongs to a category that is beneficial to the crowd and harmless to society.
You are the only one who is interested.
Classic lines If You Are the One (4)
Shu Qi: Do you know what love at first sight is?
Roi: I fell in love with you as soon as I saw you.
Shu Qi: We can't fall in love when we meet. Love at first sight is not that you have a crush on me, nor that I have a crush on you. Not when you look, but the taste. We are attracted and fascinated by each other's smells. The smells are the same, you know?
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Roi: then I have to charge. He took advantage of it all. It's rude of you to let me drink with my dissatisfied wife.
Classic lines If You Are the One (5)
Roi: Do you want to insert the door backwards? How to get to your house?
Blind date (Luo Haiqiong): First fly to Kunming, then take a long-distance bus to Mengzi for one day, then take a bus to Pingbian, and then take a tractor for one day, and then a bullock cart will reach our home for one day.
Roi: If we are not good, can we get a divorce?
Blind date: My brother will break your leg.
Classic lines If You Are the One (6)
Roi: don't you want to find someone in good health? I have to find a soft persimmon to pinch.
Blind date (Che Xiao): Soft persimmons are delicious.
Roi: Like a sick seedling, don't you worry about the quality of your marriage? At your age, let me get this straight. It's like a wolf.
Blind date: Do you think the basis of love is sex? No. Why? You can still grow old together, of course, I'm not saying not at all, just not too often.
Roi: What do you think is the frequency of making out infrequently?
Blind date: This is my ideal.
Return on investment: you say?
Blind date: (stretching out a finger)
Return on investment: once a month?
Blind date: once a year.
Blind date: If you agree, we will keep in touch.
Roi: I disagree. I understand why your husband doesn't go home. You couldn't find my place when we got married. That's a real pity.
The blind date pondered for a long time and asked: That thing, is it that interesting?
Ge You answered softly after a while. Yes! ?
Classic lines If You Are the One (7)
Bidai Syulan: Didn't you say that you don't care if the child is your own?
Roi: I can recognize orphans, but the death of parents is another matter. I'm afraid it's not appropriate to stick the Mercedes logo on the front of BMW.
Blind date: can't you open it?
Roi: But what if something goes wrong, Mercedes-Benz parts don't match and BMW doesn't bother to repair them? I'm still self-reliant about getting married and having children, and I don't accept foreign aid!
Classic lines If You Are the One (8)
Return on investment: I bought it at a low price. Are you going to hold it for a long time? Or short-term play?
Hook: Short-term fun? Do you have that explosive power? You can only hold it for a long time.
Classic lines If You Are the One (9)
Roi: I think my proposal is quite unreliable. I don't like those crooked ones, but anyone who looks pleasing to the eye is either frigid or pregnant. Where are all the girls with clean mental health history? Why can't I see any of them?
Shu Qi: Don't turn around and swear. Who is unhealthy? Will you be clean?
Roi: I didn't say you. You are not beautiful.
Shu Qi:?
Roi: The word pleasing to the eye underestimates you. You have to be the kind of person who looks delicious, catches a glimpse in the crowd and marries the royal family without losing to Diana. Some people think that beauty is in the eye of the lover, but it is not an exaggeration to say that beauty is in the eye of the enemy.
Classic lines If You Are the One (10)
Roi: I am here, but my heart is elsewhere?
Shu Qi: You don't have to accept it. I know it's unfair to you.
Roi: Then can you allow me that my heart is here and my body is not there sometimes?
Shu Qi: No.
Classic lines: If You Are the One (1 1)
Shu Qi: What do you like about me?
Roi: Did I say I like you?
Shu Qi: Be honest. This is the premise that we can be together in the future.
Roi: I want to be with you on the premise that I can't find anyone more stupid than you used to.
Shu Qi: I won't be so stupid again.
Roi: You don't have the ability to be half-hearted. You can't even take part in accidental amusement. It's all written on your face. I write my words here. You haven't turned his page yet. Once you turn to a new page, you will still be single-minded I won't tolerate your present performance until I see this one. You are stupid, I am not stupid.
Shu Qi: What if I learn my lesson and become smart? Won't your wishful thinking come to nothing?
Roi: Well, I'll sell you to the natives of Hokkaido tomorrow, so that you can serve them fishing and hunting all your life, have many children, come and go in the wind and rain, have no food and clothes, and be beaten if you want to escape. After three years, you will be tortured into a black and thin old lady, avoiding everyone.
Roi: What can I fail? If you don't take me seriously, I'll take advantage of you when you come to the door.
Classic lines If You Are the One (12)
Roi: Once he gives you his heart, your body will be sentenced to life imprisonment.
Sang Wu (Roy's best friend): You just have a crush on someone else.
Roi: nice. What's the matter? I improved the offspring for our Qin family. What's the matter? Do you have to meet an ugly one and think about how to escape from prison every day?
Classic lines If You Are the One (13)
Roi: Are you sure he doesn't understand Chinese?
Roi's best friend: OK.
Roi: Well, let's start with childhood.
Roi repented for four hours, and the priest couldn't stand it.
Father: Our church is too small for his big sin. There is a bigger church in front of it.
Classic lines If You Are the One (14)
Shu Qi: Oh, what a pity! There is a big gap between what you think and what you actually see. Shall I find you a psychiatrist?
No doctor can heal my wound. You are my best medicine.
Shu Qi: Aren't you afraid of my poisoning?
Roi: You have to drink poison!
Classic lines If You Are the One (15)
Roi: Four sisters, add up to 300 years old. Can you not despair?