Prologue: Today, the two of us will perform the double reed. It's interesting to talk about this double reed. We need one to perform in front and one to say lines at the back. Seen from a distance, it looks like a person. This requires two people's performances to be very tacit and very cooperative, otherwise the double spring will not be called double spring. Later, when I performed the double reed, I said in the back that my partner was performing in front, and now he is putting on makeup backstage. Ladies and gentlemen, isn't there a saying that a man is not beautiful unless he is scolded? This man was scolded. Look at my partner who looks like a fairy. Ouch! There he is, everybody! Yo! How to look like a monkey! All right! Next, please enjoy our latest work "New Public Toilet Reform"! I hope you like it! As the saying goes, people can't escape from the "three emergencies", and the solution is to go to the toilet. Enterprises innovate to produce results, and the reform of public toilets guarantees the partnership. Speaking of our century-old toilet, it also has a long history. At that time, Gan Long went down to the south of the Yangtze River, where he pulled "holy shit" and left precious "holy paper". This piece of "leftover paper" is still hanging in our living room. What kind of "leftover paper" is so valuable? It's just leftover paper for shitting. It is precisely because of Ganlong's "driving by himself" and our thoughtful service that his old man was very happy after going out to work, and immediately decided to make our toilet the "first toilet in the world" and give it a "yellow toilet". This is really Huang Enhao hanging around! Every time I see this "holy bucket", I have the urge to go to the toilet. It is precisely because of the policy of Qianlong that our toilets have been enduring and unimpeded for a hundred years. But now! In the market economy and commodity society, hundreds of toilets have sprung up, and the "first toilet" in our world is now on the verge of being laid off. No, in order to reverse the situation, to free all people from pain, and to step down from the peak of the "holy toilet", our public toilets should be reformed. First of all, in this working system, I intend to let each toilet worker contract a unit toilet. We will calculate the monthly income of employees according to the "flow" of guests, and implement the working policy of "less pulling, no pulling, no pulling" in dorado. Then we have to change the charging method. In the past, we received a single currency-RMB. Now it is necessary to develop into a diversified currency and charge according to the price of the currency of the day. Moreover, we have to change from one-way charging to two-way charging. We collect money as soon as we enter and leave. We also need to do some time. The cost of "pulling" is 50 cents, which will make them run faster and resolutely oppose the phenomenon of standing in the toilet without defecating. In the future, public toilets will help the poor entirely by our great working people. Then, if you want to keep up with the trend of the times and be the leader of the 2 1 century, you should improve the level of public toilets and build the "lobby" of public toilets so that those who have no time to "leave the palace" can have a place to stay. At this time, the waiter took the initiative to bring tea with a mask and brought books and newspapers. Books will be sent to "World Public Toilet Collection" and newspapers will be sent to "Oriental Public Toilet Morning Post". As soon as there is a room available, the waiter will take you into the "palace" immediately. If the guests are still not satisfied, we will help them take a bath and take a sauna. The service project of washing feet and pulling teeth is to change the public's concept. We want everyone to know that the toilet is no longer a toilet, but now it is an entertainment place. If you are chased by others, you can consider going to the bathroom! In order to improve its popularity, "the first toilet in the world" has to shoot advertisements, and the advertising words have been written. "Friend, is your stomach upset? Do you have vomiting and diarrhea? Do you want to have diarrhea? Don't hesitate to come to our "No.1 Toilet in the World"! Can instantly eliminate your troubles, the contact person in this toilet has no comment! Public toilet phone, temporarily confidential, toilet address, make a gun and change places. Our public toilets also have theme songs, and the lyrics are all written. " Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull hard; I pull yo, I pull forever, Lalala! "I'll pull again later. I don't think I can get out for a while. Why? I sang very happily just now, and the toilet paper I brought in was used to wipe the sweat! B: Stop! Come out! A: Thank you! (End)