1, inventor (an American absurd story)

Now, everyone knows that there are all kinds of liars in the world. Some people lie for their own benefit, and they don't care about your feelings. Some scammers try to make you think that they think you are the smartest, most beautiful or best person in the world just because they want something from you.

But the best liars are those who like to lie very much, and they will always tell you the whole big lie. Those swindlers will stay up after midnight to tell you their stories. In fact, those liars don't want anything from you. They just want to make up a story.

People say that Bogestrom Stromberg is such a liar.

Bogestrom Stromberg is the man who often tells the story of his great-uncle, the famous Swedish inventor, Ferbold Ferboldsen. Stromberg said that his uncle was such a great inventor.

Two frogs from Japan

Once upon a time there lived two frogs in Japan. A frog lives in a quiet ditch outside Osaka. Another frog lives in a clear flowing stream near Kyoto. Of course, these two frogs don't know each other.

One day, a frog living in a ditch in Osaka overheard a man talking when he passed by. "Beyond the mountain, it is beautiful Kyoto," said the man. The frog in the ditch immediately came up with a plan. "She said, I really want to visit Kyoto, too." I think I'll climb this mountain and see for myself. "

At the same time, the frog who swam through the clear water of Kyoto thought, "My home is lovely, but there must be more to see in the world."

So, every frog set out to cross the high mountain that separates the two cities. Finally, the frog from Osaka came to the finish line panting.