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Look at the jokes made by those history blind people. It really killed me.
Han Wu Da Di

Princess Nangong doesn't kiss.

The Chronology of Forty-nine Great-Grandfathers in Historical Records shows that in the sixth year of Yuan Shuo (note: BC 123), Hou Shen was the Princess of Shangnangong, disrespectful, and the country was excluded.

Sima Zhen's Historical Records in the Tang Dynasty annotated this passage as: "Princess Nangong, daughter of Jingdi. At first, Zhang Hou of Nangong couldn't sit still and felt guilty. Later, Zhang Houshen invited Shang Zhi. " It shows that Princess Nangong first married Zhang Hou of Nangong, and then married Shen Shen.

The historical records here are very clear and the time figures are very accurate, but the plot written by the screenwriter is based on the historical materials of the Song Dynasty, separated by thousands of years. What's the difference from today's guess? It is really unconvincing.

Dou Ying's testamentary edict is only nine words.

In the play, it is said that Emperor Jingdi gave Dou Ying a great legacy, so he could set up a frequency, punish Lv Hou and protect the young master. In history, Dou Ying's testamentary edict is very simple, with nine words: "Things are cheap if they are inconvenient." It is nothing more than cheap playing rights, and it can't be a gold medal. He might as well not take it out and be falsely accused of correcting the letter.

Yi Zhixie and Khan were not brothers, but they died later than Huo Qubing. He was the younger brother of the monarch and his subjects. Yushan surrendered to the Han Dynasty and died, not in battle. In "Hanwu the Great", Wei Qing took the flying general Li Guang as bait, which led to an oblique shot and hit hard. Li Guang was killed and an oblique arrow was killed, which reached the climax of the whole drama, and also coincided with the theory that an oblique arrow killed his father and was rewarded. And "Han Shu" said: "Khan stayed away from the trenches and stayed in the north of the picture with his elite soldiers. One day after the battle with General Han, it was dusk and the wind was strong, and the Han soldiers were surrounded by Khan. Khan couldn't fight the Han soldiers alone, so he rode hundreds of times alone with Zhuang and fled around the northwest of Han. Han soldiers can't catch up at night. They arrested and beheaded all the 9,000-level soldiers and sent them back to Zhao Xincheng, Yanshan in the north. When Khan walked alone, his soldiers often fought with the Han army and followed Khan. Shan Yu didn't get along with the public for a long time, but you Wang Guli thought that Shan Yu was dead, but Shan Yu became independent. It's really simple to restore popularity. Right Valley is to count and return to the original position. "It can be seen that the branch did not die in this battle. Yi Zhixie died later than the genius general Huo Qubing. His reign was *** 13 years, and he died in 1 14 years BC. After his death, his son Uvili became Khan.