I counted my fingers and found that I was missing in your life.
My quilt is ill, take good care of it.
Let me count by hand. I am destined to be your husband.
6, Bajie, peeking at the teacher again.
7. If you ignore me, will I become a dog?
8. I'm so poor recently that even mice are crying.
9. Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy.
10, mental patients have a wide range of ideas, and mentally retarded children are much happier.
1 1, if the sky is affectionate, the sky is old, and women are affectionate and die young.
12, I hate it, don't ask single men such questions!
13, youth is running hard and then falling down beautifully.
14, the road is rough, give a shout, and then keep walking.
15, if you treat me like a game, I will kill you.
16, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I really want to!
17, the school let me know what is the temptation to go home.
18, as a typical failure, you are too successful!
19, you know, under my tough skin, I am a fragile person.
20, don't think that you can swear casually if you look good!
2 1, Shushan has a way to make porridge first, and learn from the endless sea.
22. Don't underestimate me. So far, the earth is still under my feet.
23. How much love can be messed around and how many broken shoes are waiting.
24. Don't be too nice to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.
25, you also learn from others Tencent, call me dear as soon as you get online.
26, going to school is that it is uncomfortable not to go to the teacher, but to feel uncomfortable.
27. Rome was not built in a day, nor were the three layers of the lower abdomen built in a day.
28. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.
29. BMW clears the way in front, Mercedes-Benz follows, and donkey is inserted in the middle.
30. Fat people can't get thin and cry; Whether thin people are fat or not is anxiety.
3 1, Dad, where are you going? I'm going to give you a parent-teacher conference.
32. Doctor, what about big pores? Pixel drop.
33, shameless this matter, if done well, is called excellent psychological quality.
I really want to kill this bug, but my tongue is not long enough.
35. Be sure to learn history well. What if one day it suddenly crosses?
If I die, will you put a computer in my coffin?
37. You said ice is water for sleeping. All I remember is a sigh that fart is shit.
38. There is a kind of love called Gao Fushuai and a kind of injury called ugliness.
39. Don't say you love me. If you dare, you can take me to meet your parents in the New Year.
40. I wonder how many people like listening to English songs as much as I do. ?
42, oh, what happened to the small breasts! Hey, it can shorten the distance between two hearts.
43. While waiting for the bus, I heard a couple say, Run, the No.8 bus is coming.
44. Want to eat or not? I don't know what it's like to be full *
45, the head can be broken, the hairstyle can not be chaotic; Blood can flow, leather shoes should be oiled.
46, life since ancient times, who has no shit, who has no paper. Good poem, good poem.
47. Mom said: People who blush most easily are often the kindest.
48. Good and evil are rewarded. You rob my man, just wait and see, I rob your man.
49. It is said that it is love at first sight when you meet a person with a temperature of 6 for the first time.
50. Don't turn your avatar into your own, or it will be unlucky to go offline.
5 1, each of us is a dreamer. Dreams are gone, only homesickness is left.
One day Altman raised his hand to answer questions in class, and then the teacher died.
Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!
54. The biggest pain in life is that I didn't see the rainbow after the storm and caught a cold.
55. Why is RMB so expensive? Because grandpa Mao spoke for him.
56. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!
57. The most I said to my deskmate in my life is: Hey, lend me your homework.
58. The weather in winter is very dry, so there are more and more people picking their noses in the street.
59. Don't watch AV all the time, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard.
60. Living in this fucked-up age, we should take a fucked-up attitude.
6 1, you are mine! I heard that marriage certificates are very cheap now, 9 yuan each. Let me treat you!
For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.
63. Do I know you very well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.
64. In fact, we are all three good students. Our three virtues are: having a good time, eating well and sleeping well.
65. Go ahead, hold your head high, face higher requirements, and resist the challenge of Beibi _ If You Are the One.
66. Break up. Why not add more salt, because the feelings are weak?
67. Every time a chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say one word in my heart: Fried.
68. No matter how serious a man is, he can't control the fox, and no matter how tough a little bitch is, she has to menstruate.
69. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people. .
70. Eating is also what I want; Fat, I am also; You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.
7 1, don't think I am out of reach just because I am handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.
72, the new version of dichlorvos, delicious and tonic, open the lid and have another bottle! Holiday gifts are excellent.
There are two kinds of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You belong in the middle, so ugly.
74. Find friends, find girlfriends, kiss and hold hands, and have children at night.
75. Every time Duan Yu knows a beautiful woman, her father will say three words to him earnestly: your sister!
76. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans in the world? Students answer: Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Boiling Goat, Lazy Goat.
77. What are the two little drags on the giraffe's head? It's a deer walker, and the zoo wifi depends on it!
78. Little Penguin: Mom, why should I call my father Huang Ama? Penguin Mom: Because I am your mother goose!
The math teacher and the English teacher fell into the water at the same time. You have a brick. Who did you hit? I'll hit anyone who fucking saves lives.
80. Words come to mind! You are just imagining things! Can't you get a bigger brain?
8 1. Being a koala in the next life, sleeping for 20 hours, eating for 2 hours and being in a daze for 2 hours every day, this is the perfect life!
82. I found ten dollars along the road and handed it to the handsome network administrator. The handsome boy smiled, and I said to him, Be a member.
83. I saw a child playing with CF and found that he was blowing the computer screen hard. I took a closer look and told him that smoke bombs could not be blown away.
84. I think there has always been a lovely primary school bully in my body. I have to brush the questions and feed it, but recently I found it was starving.
85. My girlfriend was in a bad mood the other day and suddenly asked me: Do you remember what I told you that time? Which time? You really don't remember, get out!
86. If I am going to die, I will make QQ a super Q and member for ten years, let my avatar shine for ten years, then change my signature and tell me that I am waiting for you.
87. Just after leaving the gate of the community in the morning, a five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried and said, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today!
88. My girlfriend has never been very keen on sports events, but I think the Olympic Games should be another matter. So I was very excited to ask him just now: Do you want to watch the opening ceremony together the night after tomorrow? She gave me a sudden look: Whose grave is this?
89. One day, Xiaoming went to school. Classmates say his face looks like an ass. Xiaoming ran out sadly. Come to the edge of a well. He put his head into the well to see if he really looked like a donkey. Just as he put his head in, the excavator at the bottom of the well suddenly shouted at him, if you dare to shit down there, you are dead! ! !
Silly, cute and funny. Tell me about it.
1. Don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.
2. First love is art, passionate love is technology, marriage is art, and divorce is surgery.
House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.
4. Painting is like life. A good painting is worthless, and a bad painting is worthless.
Remember, only mosquitoes will never leave you this season.
6. At first glance, you don't look so good, but at second glance, you might as well look evil.
7. Don't forget what you said tomorrow, and don't stop because of tomorrow's thorns.
8. The pain that can be said is not pain, and the person who speaks the truth in love is often the most stupid person.
9. You smell like her perfume. As soon as I smell it, I know it is not as expensive as mine.
10. Did you pour some coke from a red wine glass and drink it gracefully?
1 1. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.
12. The biggest tragedy in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.
13. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.
14. When you spend money casually, you should warn yourself that you are blindly worshipping.
15. Q: What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.
16. There are two plastic bags in my class. They pack, pack, pack all day.
17. Tick it and I will accompany you to eternity.
18. We are good friends. I'll help you up when you fall, but wait until I finish laughing.
19. I'll throw a brick first If there is jade, throw it to me.
20. I once foolishly made that unattainable wish in my heart, and the boss came to the bowl and cried.
2 1. People who want to control the world must first be able to control themselves.
As long as someone respects me, I begin to doubt human dignity.
23. I thought I was evil, and only when I met him did I know that few people were better than me.
24. Real warriors should dare to face up to beautiful girls and face up to bleak singles;
Talk about the classic funny and lovely personality
1, don't want to be an instant brilliant fireworks, just want to be ordinary forever.
2. If I can cry, I don't want to endure it; If I can be selfish, I don't want to give in;
3. What you can't get is always in turmoil, and those who are favored are fearless.
4. When two people are together, the most meaningful thing is to make each other better.
5. Life is like anxiety. There are no accurate lyrics, but they are very exciting.
Embarrassed, he lied to your face when you already knew the truth.
7. Since you know the way, why ask how long it will take?
8. I spent my youth in unrequited love, not just wanting to be with you.
Your apology today satirizes the fact that I loved you at the beginning.
10, no one can live without you. Even if you can't do it now, it doesn't mean you can't do it in the future!
1 1, there are some things I don't ask or don't want to ask.
12, take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly.
13, only when you are down and out, will you know who is a fool who is worried about you and who is a stranger's asshole.
14, don't be confused, don't fall in love, don't be afraid of the future, don't miss the past, so be good.
15, people are nice to you, not because you are attractive, but because you are really stupid.
16, she said that she loved him in this life and forgot him in the next life.
17, for me, 10 thousand is the same as 1 million, because I don't have any!
18, I only have one father, not so great, but I love him.
19 Please forgive me for not loving you enough, because I still have to love myself.
20. Don't promise forever, just love me day after day.
2 1, you went to his world with him, and my world is only me.
There are two kinds of "poor households": extreme poverty due to lack of money and extreme poverty due to lack of sleep.
23. Some people, the deeper they are hurt, the crazier they laugh. Some people, the deeper they love, the more they will be abandoned.
24. Has anyone ever told you that I only love you, and in the end it's really just "one person"?
25. I always hide in a place and cry quietly when I am sad and can't hold on any longer.
26, fate is, neither too early nor too late, just right.
27. The person who really loves you is actually the person who is willing to put up with you all the time.
Funny and lovely classic signature. I knew it.
1, I really want to kill this bug, but my tongue is not long enough. ...
2, there is a way to do it first in Shushan, and there is no limit to learning to make porridge.
Don't tell me to bring it on-I have two generations of love!
If you ignore me, I will become a dog?
Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!
6. Can you say stealing about a scholar?
7, hate, don't ask single men this question!
8. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!
9. Don't think that I am out of reach because I am handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.
10, the weather is good today, windy and rainy.
As a typical failure, you are too successful!
12, the feet of three cobblers stink to death.
13, in this golden autumn of red leaves and maple leaves. ...
14, one thyroid hormone is cut and the other is not cut.
15, don't worry about my girlfriend following me. As soon as she laid the egg, we broke it immediately and never let the principal and parents know!
16, A: It's hard to swallow this evil spirit without revenge. B: Then how can I let you die?
17, I need to change my laptop, because it takes 5 minutes to boot and the battery only lasts 3 minutes.
18, will you stop shaking your head? It was smashed by water.
19, the girl I like belongs to others, and the girl I don't like belongs to others.
20. I have been pregnant with love for so many years.
2 1, what is a rich man? Three have nothing, money, a house, a car and no wife.
22. There are four kinds of income: hard work is not allowed, more work is less, less work is more, and no work is crazy. Fortunately, I am the second kind!
23. Push me again and I'll play dead for you!
24, hey, say what you should say and whisper what you shouldn't say.
Relax, I'm not a good person. ...
26. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow!
27. Don't thank me. Thank you and dare to charge you money!
28. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian!
29. Can't you reach it? Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot. ...
30. What's the use of being handsome? Probably eaten by a pawn.