During his visit to America, he walked around the room naked when someone knocked at the door. "Come in," he shouted. The door opened and Roosevelt appeared in front of him? Quit when you see Churchill naked. "Come on in! Mr. President, Churchill shouted with outstretched arms, the British Prime Minister has nothing to hide from the American President.
One day. Someone asked Churchill what he needed to be a politician. Churchill replied, "A politician should be able to predict what will happen tomorrow, next month, next year and the future." The man asked again, "What if what was predicted at that time didn't come true?" Churchill said, "Then give me another reason."
A coquettish young woman said to Churchill, "There are two things I don't like about you." "What two points?" "The new policy you implemented and the beard on your mouth."
"Oh, really, madam," Churchill replied politely, "please don't mind, you haven't had a chance to touch any of them."
Churchill was captured as a war correspondent when he was young, and he escaped.
The Boers offered him a reward of ￡ 25. A few years later, in his study, he posted a framed notice of reward and said to the doorman, "Is this my total price of 25 pounds?"
In the dark days before the end of World War II, women from the Prohibition Federation visited Churchill. A critical woman said, "Mr. Prime Minister, according to reliable authorities, if all the alcoholic drinks and brandy you drank in this war can flow into this house, you can probably pour it here."
It was a big room, and she raised her hand to her head and made a gesture-that is, most of the rooms were filled with brandy and other alcoholic drinks.