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There are definitely jokes in life. Who are the people who laugh to death and grieve in history?
In history, the people who died laughing and were sad were Niu Hao and Wu Shu.

Wu Shu laughs to death the story of Niu Hao;

Jin Jun 65438+100,000 troops invaded the south on a large scale, and all the way was like a bamboo. Zhao Gou's little emperor fled hastily and ran all the way to Wenzhou Sea. At the critical moment of the country's life and death, Song Jun fled without fighting and surrendered. Only Yue Fei learned the lesson of his mother's "loyalty to the country" and led an army of only 800 people to Guangde, waiting for an opportunity to kill the enemy.

He led Niu Hao, Zhang Xian, Wang Heng and his party to the top of Mount Hengshan, overlooking the magnificent mountains and rivers of Tongchuan. He thinks that people have lost their lives under the enemy's iron hoof, and their thoughts are like a thread. Now that you are alone, there are a hundred times more enemy troops than you. How can you win? He frowned and lost in thought. Suddenly, his eyes lit up. "After the battle, the art of war is common, the operation is wonderful, and you are single-minded!"

A tactic of ambush interception formed in his mind. He comprehensively analyzed the situation in Song and Jin Dynasties, and thought that although Jin Jun had 100,000 fighters, he was not used to naval battles and was unable to cross the sea to continue to catch up. And they Wan Li expedition, long-distance raids, dint, lack of materials, low morale. At the same time, 8 jin j is an unjust teacher, burning, killing and looting all the way, arousing people's resistance, and finally going away.

The great cause of resisting gold is a battle to protect the country and defend the country. The military and civilians are the foundation of victory, and they will be supported and embraced by patriotic military and civilians. Therefore, they have the confidence to win. He predicted that 8 Jin Army would retreat northward along the original road, bypassing Lin 'an, Anji and Zhangwu to Guangde City, striving for health. Therefore, Yue Fei decided to stay in Guangde, stop moving forward, save his strength and look around the landscape situation in Guangde.

Take advantage of Guangde's strategic position that "Jiangsu and Zhejiang are the gateway to Nanjing" to meet the arrival of the 8 Jin Army and be caught off guard. Niutou Mountain in Xinhang Town is located on the east side of Guangyi (Xing) Post Road in the past, forming a north-south corridor with Cigu Mountain opposite, which is the only way to health. Before the Great War, Yue Jun stepped up preparations for the war and expanded the army.

On the one hand, educate the people to "starve to death and not rob, freeze to death and not tear down the house"; Strict military discipline. On the other hand, a trench was built along the western slope of Niutou Mountain, winding for eight or nine miles, and all Vietnamese soldiers were ambushed in the trench, waiting for the herdsmen to return. As soon as 8 Jin Army entered the ambush area, Vietnamese soldiers suddenly jumped out of the trench and screamed and rushed into the enemy group, cutting the enemy line into several sections.

Yue Jiajun raised his spear and stabbed it with a knife. Arrows are like meteors, blocking left and right. Results 8 Jin Jun couldn't distinguish things, lost his armor and helmet, and fled everywhere. Jin Wushu rode on a horse, looked around and chose a direction for his life. However, Niu Hao found that an arrow hit his right arm and fell off his horse. Fortunately, he is a strategist.

He didn't expect his hundred thousand fighters, from the Commissioner to the Central Plains, from the Central Plains to the south of the Yangtze River, to be invincible and unstoppable. Today, I was beaten out of the water, and I was defeated. It was very sad and lonely. Suddenly a burst of chest tightness, shortness of breath, spitting blood, died on the ground. Several generals around him made a dash for the road.

At the end of the battle, Niu Hao led Yue Yun and Wang Gui to clean the battlefield, and I couldn't help laughing when I saw 8 Jin J's body and the trench littering. Laughing and laughing, I accidentally tripped and fell into a ditch on the side of the road and died.

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Other angry people in history introduced:

Zhou Yu:

In Luo Guanzhong's novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhou Yu is described as a person who fought against Zhuge Liang for the needs of literature and art, and was finally angered by Zhuge Liang. Zhou Gongjin was left behind, and Zhou Yu immediately shouted angrily. The arrow wound up again and landed under the horse. Before he died, he looked up at the sky and sighed, "Since you were born in Liang, why were you born in Liang!" This story.

Baidu Encyclopedia-Angry Wu Shu laughs Niu Hao to death.

Baidu Encyclopedia-Zhou Yu (the famous Wu Dong in the late Han Dynasty)