Look at this actor.
B: Ah.
A: No matter how old he is, as long as he is on the stage, no matter how old or tall he is, he will go to this stop. You should behave yourself first and bow.
B: Eh, it's always like this.
A: What's the matter?
What do you mean?
A: I haven't studied art, but I have studied etiquette first. Courtesy, righteousness, honesty and shame are the four dimensions of a country. If the four dimensions are not obvious, the country will perish.
B: Good word.
A: What do you mean by bowing?
What do you mean?
Say hello to everyone.
Oh, hello, everyone.
A: Say hello to the audience.
B: Right, right, right.
A: Needless to say.
B: Ah.
A: One bow is full.
B: That's right.
A: For example, I met you privately, in the yard.
B: Ah.
A: Stand there respectfully and ask for your advice.
Well, I need to talk to you.
A: Well, that's very measured.
Oh, what a good measure.
A: in daily life.
B: Ah.
A: You should also talk about art..
How do you talk about art?
A: Talking makes people want to listen.
Oh, people like to hear this.
A: Look at your intentions before you speak. Speak according to people's wishes.
B: Oh.
A: It depends on how long people live and how much things cost.
B: Yes.
A: These are old sayings.
Well, what does that mean?
A: Don't you understand?
Tell me.
A: Don't you understand?
B: Ah.
A: For example, people buy things.
B: Ah.
A: You have to ask someone else.
B: Yes.
A: raise the price a little.
B: Oh, raise the price.
A: I am very happy.
Really?
A: "Well, the handkerchief is good."
B: "Ah."
A: "Did you buy it?"
B: "Yes."
A: "Hey, about ten dollars?" "Ah, three dollars and eight cents." "Say, three dollars and eighty cents, hey, that's nice. The material is good and the pattern is good. Where did you buy it? Let me know, I will buy it later. " "I'll buy two and give you one." Happy.
B: I am very happy.
A: Hold high and fight high, and be happy.
B: Mm-hmm.
I'm not happy unless I reduce the price.
Really?
A: "What the hell is this? This is a handkerchief. "
B: "Ah."
A: "How much is it? A dime? " "You bring them here, have you seen money? You can't find which one to buy for a few cents. "
B: that's not embarrassing.
A: You got what you wanted.
Oh, raise it a little.
A: Meeting people is a long life.
How do you celebrate your birthday?
A: Especially when I met this old man.
B: Old people.
You asked her age.
B: Yes.
A: You must say that he is young and happy.
Keep it small.
A: "Grandpa, how old are you this year?" "Still young, seventy-six." "Well, you have seventy-six. I won't believe you if you don't tell me. You look so good, like you are in your sixties. "
oh
A: "Five Blessingg on earth, longevity comes first. Father, there is no problem for you to live to ninety-nine. "
That's great.
A: "Boys really love each other. Come to me." Happy.
B: I am very happy.
A: Don't say that.
B: Ah.
A: It must be urgent.
B: Yes.
A: "Grandpa, how old are you?" "Still young, seventy-six." "Seventy-six small? Boy, it's not small. Son, you're finished. Seventy-six I think you look like this. You look like you are over ninety. How's it going? Can I still eat? Enough is enough. You are lucky, so it's time to catch up. If it was buried alive in the year of Qin Shihuang, it would have been buried for more than ten years. "
Hello!
A: "I offended you, get out, get out!" " It must be urgent.
Look, you're angry.
Your speech must be artistic.
That's true.
A: There's another one.
B: Ah.
A: Different time, different place. Decide to talk more and talk less.
Well, I don't understand.
A: Ah.
So, where do you talk a lot and where do you talk a little?
A: There is a place where people meet and talk to each other, which is very rare.
B: Where is it?
A: In the toilet.
In the toilet?
A: Ah.
So, what do you say when you meet someone you know in the toilet?
A: "You stop here?"
B: "Ah, what a relief."
A: "Do you have any paper?"
B: "where to take it."
A: That's it. That's enough.
Oh, enough.
A: That's enough.
B: Oh ~ ~, er, then, where is there much talk?
A: The restaurant.
B: The restaurant.
A: If you want to meet an acquaintance in a restaurant, the more you talk to the other person, the better. It is so intimate.
B: Is that right?
A: If you don't believe us, let's learn.
B: Yes.
For example, you are eating in a restaurant.
B: OK.
I was in the restaurant, too. I am ready to order. I was about to eat when I looked up and saw you.
I met someone I know.
A: "Oh ~ ~"
B: "Hehe"
A: "Where can I eat here?"
B: "Ah, where can I eat here?"
A: "Do you eat here every day?"
B: "Ah, eat here every day and get off work every day, that's all. I am allowed to eat here. "
A: "So you won't eat at home?"
B: "I'm not going home. It's already midnight. All the girls ate at home. I'll just eat outside. "
A: "Come on, this way. Let's sit together. Let's sit together. "
B: "No, I can't sit there either. I'm leaving. "
A: "How do you get there?"
B: "I'm finished."
A: "Don't go, don't go."
B: "Why?"
A: "You find two spicy ones."
B: "I'm really full."
A: "Why don't you have something light?"
B: "That's very kind of you."
A: "Don't be an outsider."
B: "Thank you."
Have you heard so much?
B: That's quite a lot.
A: Not much.
B: obviously affectionate.
A: Very close.
That's true.
A: For example, put the words of the restaurant in the toilet. What a mess, believe it or not?
B: er ~ ~, the same.
A: No, absolutely not.
I said, we can learn more.
It was your idea.
B: No problem.
A: Learn again.
B: Come on.
A: Learn again.
B: Ah.
A: For example.
Hmm.
A: Here you are.
B: Ah.
A: I shit in the toilet.
B: I'm taking a shit.
I also went to the bathroom.
Hmm.
A: I just squatted down and looked up and saw you.
I met someone I know.
A: "Oh ~ ~."
B: "Hehe."
A: "Where do you pull here?"
B: "Hehe, here and there."
A: "Do you play here every day?"
B: "Ah, I play it every day. After work every day, just take a dip and pull. "
A: "So you won't pull at home?"
B: "I'm not going home. It's already midnight. Those girls are at home. They're all finished. I'll just pull a little outside. "
A: "Come, come, let's squat."
B: "No, I can't squat there either. I'm leaving. "
A: "How do you get there?"
B: "I'm finished."
A: "Don't go, don't go."
B: "Why?"
A: "You find two spicy ones."
Me? !