"I'm so sad. I finally met someone more handsome than me. " When I met the movie star George Clooney, "politics is so corrupt that President Bush wants to raise 250 million dollars for a job with an annual salary of 400 thousand dollars." Speaking of the presidential election, Buckley picked up a man in a bar and threw him out of the window. The judge asked him if he would regret it. He replied, of course. Unfortunately, it's on the first floor. Buckley once said: I am the best basketball player on earth, Jordan? He is an alien. Before the game: What do NBA stars do before a great game? Pray? Sit still like a Zen master? Or kissing basketball like charles barkley? No, not all of it. There are some not-so-great actions behind those great games and great performances. Needless to say, in 2003-04, every time Kobe Bryant returned to the court from court and rape charges, there was always a great flash, which we are all familiar with. What about Jordan? We remember 1997, in the fourth game of the Eastern Conference finals, the Bulls were 3-0 ahead, only one game away, but Jordan didn't feel anything in the first three quarters. 15 only hit two goals, but scored crazily in the fourth quarter, which led to Miami's growing sorrow. Why does the state fluctuate so much? Because the day before the game, Jordan didn't take part in training, but played golf all day (don't spray blood with anger, after all, he has won the championship now) 1962 is a legendary year in NBA. Everyone remembers that Chamberlain scored a record 100 in that cold winter in Philadelphia. What was he doing before the game? Before the game, the great Chamberlain went to the technical desk and said to the staff, "I asked you to ask the phone number of the girl who sat on the sidelines in the last game." Do you understand? " Classic remarks of several fans: 1997, when the heat went out, fans made remarks on the sidelines: "Mourning, no more!" (Mourning, nothing) In the playoff of 1999, King vs Sir, All-Star Power Forward Webber vs Malone, King fans made a classic remark of the century: "Abandon the postman, since Webber's name is Webber, it is homophonic with the Internet Web." Since the internet already exists, why do you need a postman? ! ! 200 1, in the finals, the Lakers played 76 ers at home in Philadelphia, and the fans played banners, tampering with the meaning of the NBA. "NBA = n (now) b (beat) a (lost angel)" One thing that killed Miller in Los Angeles now: I thought I won the bull, so I bowed to the audience and didn't want to be overturned at last, so Pippen bowed to Miller with his teammates ... and presented some classic bickering stars: "I am the league rebounding king, and he" Rodman topped O 'Neill. "Really? He just needs to grab the rebound easily. I score the highest score in every game. O' Neill replied. " "I have a championship ring, does he? (I can't remember whether this conversation took place in 1998 or 1997, but O 'Neill didn't have a ring at that time. Rodman once again said, "With Jordan, my grandmother will win the championship! "O 'Neill got a classic counterattack. "Glass is water, and I am a bridge. No matter how high the water is, it is under the bridge. " O 'Neill used poems to stink up Nice in Poland, the center of the pioneers at that time. "Really, O 'Neill, don't forget, the bridge is man-made and the water is given by God. Sooner or later, the bridge will be washed away by water. "Polenis retaliated." Remember the Vietnam War? Now I really want to start another Vietnam war and shoot you with a gun! "After that, White Chocolate made a gun by hand and shot at some Southeast Asian fans who attacked him. A few days later, he was forced to apologize publicly. " I never believed that Jordan was from the earth. He is not from our planet. Really, I've never seen him bleed. Have you seen him? "Big mouth lightning miller stare big eyes said." I hate miller's defense. He stuck his body to me like a woman, and then tormented me with his thin hands. The most unbearable thing is that every time I lean my 200 Jin on him, he falls down like a sissy. "Jordan talked mercilessly about Miller." Idiot, if you don't catch the ball again, I'll blow your head off next time. "When Grant first entered the Bulls, he enjoyed his teammate Jordan's personal attack lectures N times a day. Why? In addition to Jordan's competitive spirit and strict requirements, there is a well-known reason, because the fat manager Klaus exchanged him for Jordan's teammates, friends and alumni, and oakley, a famous loser in NBA history. " To be honest, I don't think what Michael (Jordan) wants from Langley. You didn't see how he criticized Pippen. This is a personal attack. ! ! "steve kerr commented on Jordan's strict demands on his new teammates." Are you that son of a bitch? " "In the game against Kings, Kobe didn't shoot in the first half. Some teammates told the newspaper that Kobe was retaliating against teammates' comments that he was too independent in playing. After the game, Kobe took the newspaper and asked each teammate one by one to find out who said this. "Son, you have to understand that your body is not used for this." Jackson said to Kobe after a 360-degree slam dunk in the game. I hope he will actively participate in defense and organization. Kobe replied, "It should be said that your body is not used for this." Jackson has a back injury and is old. Of course, he can't do that. He can only say that Kobe is good at refuting. A few stories about Spree: The reason why Spree is famous is well known, but there are still many things that make people laugh around this outstanding or unusual star. Spree was banned from the league for one season after he choked head coach Camosi. First, a teammate wrote his name on his socks to commemorate him. Later, the head coach publicly expressed his forgiveness for Spree. Most interestingly, a teammate said in an interview that if Spree didn't pinch Camocili's neck, he would do it sooner or later. Until now, Camo has never been the head coach of an NBA team. I don't know if he has a lingering fear. Later, Spree failed to sue the League (saying that the League banned him for too long and was illegal, and claimed to appeal to the High Court), but he made a name for himself in new york, leading the Knicks back to the Warriors and playing an ordinary role. After being violated once, he left angrily, and a fan roared: "Spree, who are you going to sue?" ...... "Spree was furious and said," Shut up, you idiot! "Later we learned that Spree's hand was broken before the start of the new season, so he couldn't take part in the training. He lied that he fell while playing in the summer, but the fact is that on his luxury swimming boat, a lady drank too much and threw up everywhere. Spree was furious, so he hit the wall with his fist, and sure enough, his hand was broken. Of course, there is another classic that we have to say, that is, when he renewed his contract with the Timberwolves, he said a stupid sentence, "7 million (how can it be enough)?" "I want to bring home the bacon! ! "Kobe Bryant and O 'Neill, a story full of smoke:" Haha, you stole the show. " When O 'Neill came to the Lakers at the same time as Kobe Bryant, he made this enviable remark to the young Kobe Bryant who stole the show at the press conference. "O 'Neill is my eldest brother. I should have listened to him. "Kobe replied that when he first entered the NBA, Kobe could at least keep that pride in his heart." I like to ask my teammates in training now, which one of you can guard against the sly ghost (Kobe's nickname at that time), and they always say, where might that be? "Kobe showed amazing talent as soon as he joined the team. Coach Harris tried to defend him with two people, but he failed. O 'Neill also revealed his love for his younger brother in an interview with the public. "I don't know what kind of gentleman he is. I only know how to do what I should do. " In the early days, Kobe liked to break through singles inside and didn't pass the ball very much, which not only robbed O 'Neill of the shooting opportunity, but also forced O 'Neill to make way for him inside. Therefore, O 'Neill slapped Kobe Bryant in a training session: "The inside line is my position, so don't rush in."