The emperor left the palace, and I was completely stupid!
The first most absurd plot: the black man wears a dragon robe as the emperor to spoil the war of resistance, and then spoil the court drama. Ghost on Guijie Street 2, Hei Di. Let me see my head.
This screenwriter, I really want to ask, is his mind clear? Or deliberately spoof culture?
The second most ridiculous plot: you successfully climbed Cao Xueqin out of the grave. This is a dream of red mansions, this is a dream of red mansions! Let's show our legs and wear small leather shoes. ...
The third most absurd plot: this white snake, I will have nightmares. Nowadays, spoofs are really endless. After reading it, you will be unable to eat and meet the West Lake.
The fourth absurd plot: I will ask you what this anti-Japanese film is like. Do you want to eat noodles? I will cook you a bowl of noodles!
Shit! Especially when I saw the urn, I spat!
The fifth absurd plot: which magical director came up with this? Seeing this scene really ruined my three views. What story is this? What lines! Shit!
The sixth absurd plot: I didn't feel insulted when I watched it at that time. Is there a difference between inside and outside the cage?
The seventh absurd plot: after watching me vomit blood, the man said to the woman, "I will fall from the sky when I count to ten." Count to ten, and something happened to the man. He fell from the sky and vomited blood and died. ...
The eighth absurd plot: Is the child abnormal or the parents abnormal? When I was a child, was I stupid? The Analects of Confucius with incomplete back at the age of four? Began to study calculus at the age of seven.
Shit! I'm drunk! Am I stupid?
The ninth absurd plot: this line, your taste, your fine taste as a screenwriter, I fall for it! This woman this IQ, alas! There is nothing to say!
The tenth absurd plot: how can this plot be the same as the current novel, where one dares to write and the other dares to shoot? God, this line, this plot! Drunk!
Where do these magical logics come from?
The story of dog blood in film and television dramas, "Blue Life and Death Love" can be described as the peak, and other dog blood dramas are younger brothers in front of this drama.
In this play, the hostess was wrongly held since she was a child. She should be the daughter of a poor family. She worked as a little princess in a rich family for 14 years, then fell from the clouds to the bottom of the valley, and returned to the poor family. She had no food every day and could only do manual labor. When I grow up, I will be bullied by my illegitimate brother. Finally reunited with the foster mother's brother and fell in love. As a result, she got leukemia again and asked if you were suffering.
On the surface, the heroine of this play is so distressing and pitiful that many people want to cry when they think of Sean. In fact, if you go back to watch this drama now, you will find that it is really a collection of dog blood!
Brothers and sisters became brothers and sisters on 14, although they later learned that they were not related by blood! I would like to ask you here, if you now know that your brothers and sisters are not related to you, will you turn family affection into love?
I don't think most people can accept it, regardless of blood relationship, but how can they do it with relatives for more than ten years? But Sean and itis "are very powerful. My brother" Itis "had a special affection for his sister since childhood, so he threw away the confession letter from the school girl and told her that I already had someone he liked. At that time, he said this sentence by looking at Sean, that is to say, when Sean was his sister, he had regarded him as the object of love, but at that time, because he was a brother and sister, he was always depressed.
Arguably, although it is a bit immoral to do so, since there is no blood relationship, the elder brother should breathe a sigh of relief and confess immediately after knowing that his sister is not related to himself, or even if he has no chance to confess for the time being, he must have her, right?
And the result? Brother, I am not very loyal. Before he met Sean again, he had found a substitute to solve his lovesickness. Because Sean said when he was a child that he wanted to be a tree, after meeting Youmei who also wanted to be a tree, Sean immediately pursued it and got engaged to get married.
Because of this passage, even if the back of the itis "again how to show Ai En city, also become bad. You don't have to be Sean at all You can always find someone else if she doesn't show up, and you can talk about love or not.
What's more, Sean and Joon-hee repeatedly hurt innocent young beauty for love. A mistress and another cheat on her, make eyes at her fiancee, secretly meet behind her back, and finally decide to elope after being engaged to itis-hee, which leads to Youmei's suicide. Such a bad character turned out to be the hero and heroine. Do you think dog blood is not dog blood?
Motherly love There are two great mothers in Blue Life and Death Love. Mrs. Yin, the foster mother of the hostess, loves her very much and raised her like a princess from an early age. Therefore, it is understandable that she was devastated when she learned that her daughter who had been raised for 14 years was not her own.
But it is incomprehensible that she hates her own daughter. She blamed her daughter's appearance and ruined Sean and her beautiful life. Sean had to leave her because her own daughter Ai Xin insisted on coming back, so she felt that her own daughter had taken everything from Sean.
Apparently her own daughter suffered for Sean 14 years. It was supposed to be the love of a rich girl. She was beaten by her mother at Sean's home, by her brother, and bullied by her classmates and teachers at school. These classmates and teachers fawned on Sean because of her family background. All this should have been borne by Sean, but she suffered the painful consequences for Sean.
As a result, she was resented by her mother, just because she didn't want to live like this again. I just learned that my daughter is not my own. When my beloved father Professor Yin proposed to visit her, as a beloved mother, Mrs. Yin's first reaction was to blame her husband for being too cruel to herself.
She knew that her daughter had a hard life, but she didn't feel bad at all. Instead, she blamed her. After Ai Xin came back, she became more shy and looked at her like an enemy. How can there be such a cruel mother in the world?
What's even more amazing is that she treats her own daughter like this because she prefers adopted daughters. However, how does she treat her adopted daughter? When her adopted daughter returns to a poor family, she plans to bring her adopted daughter Sean back and raise them together. As a result, my adopted daughter said I couldn't leave, or my mother would have no daughter.
In this case, shouldn't Mrs. Yin be more reluctant? Even if you can't keep her around, you can do your best to help her and her family. But guess what Mrs. Yin did? She's gone! She went abroad with her family without saying hello!
What about Sean? Why did she run away from home just because she didn't want to come back? When they left, they didn't even say goodbye to Sean. They just left. Sean heard the teacher say they left them at school, so she ran out to chase the car for a long time, but she didn't find anyone in it.
If you really can't bear it, shouldn't you look back from time to time? How can you walk so simple and so heartless? It seems that like mother, like son, my mother said she liked Sean and left immediately. I haven't thought about contacting her for more than ten years. My brother also said that he liked Sean, but he turned his head and found that You Mei was in love.
A normal mother, even if she loves her adopted daughter again, can't be indifferent to the tragic experience of her own daughter, let alone resent her, but Mrs. Yin is an exception and can only be explained by dog blood.
The other mother, although a little dog blood, is nothing in front of Mrs. Yin. This Sean's biological mother, beloved foster mother, let her work in the shop when she was very young, and she was either beaten or scolded every day, and often didn't give her food. The guests in the shop love to touch Xin and have never seen her.
My own daughter won't be allowed to work as soon as she comes back. Give her the delicious food first. The guest in the shop is impolite and won't let her go to the shop at once. It's really not worth loving for the core. Some people say that she loves Xin Ai very much, because she has been chanting Xin Ai ever since.
Isn't it normal to talk? After all, it's been 14 years. How can there be no feelings? But no one can stand the way she loves. Either fight or scold. Even on the day when Ai Xin tried to recognize her relatives, she was kicked out of the house after being beaten up. Oh, by the way, she also punished Ai Xin that morning by not letting her have breakfast. Then my beloved lunch was knocked over again.
As the heroine, Sean has a jaw-dropping outlook on life and values. She said that the whole family was counting on her to earn money alone. She said that she finally got a job as a hotel switchboard girl. Under normal circumstances, should she cherish this job? Should we strictly abide by the company's regulations to prevent being accidentally caught by the leaders?
People don't like Sean. She is a switchboard girl, that is, she is responsible for transferring calls, but she doesn't work hard. She is good at eavesdropping on guests' phone calls. He also bears a grudge because eavesdropping was discovered and ridiculed by Tai Zhi. On the premise that Tessie is a hotel guest and the guest needs help, she uses her work to amuse the guest.
Excuse me, is this the character that a protagonist should have? Is this the professional ethics that a service industry employee should have? But that's not all. She even spilled coffee on Tessie.
In the case that the supervisor clearly stipulates that chatting with the guests is not allowed, she goes directly to settle accounts with the guests! She asked Tae-hee why she specifically asked her to clean the customer service for him, and scolded him again. After being caught by the leader, the leader did not say that she was going to be fired. She came home from work, and went home to grieve for spring and autumn.
Then he ran to Taizhi and said that she had caused her to lose her job, that her family was so difficult, and that Taizhi had caused her so much suffering. She said that I didn't have a job and my brother was going to sell me to an old man. Then tae-hee said, I wish I could buy you. As a result, she blamed Tae-hee for insulting her and slapped Tae-hee directly.
Later, Tae-sik fired the hotel manager for her. Fortunately, Tae-sik didn't have enough authority, otherwise he would have succeeded. In short, in this play, Sean's three views are unbearable to look straight at, and she blames others for violating company regulations every day.
I didn't expect to write so much. Let's talk about it first. Anyway, these three points are enough.
In Lei Ju's domestic dramas, dog blood dramas have become two major features, only the more shocking ones are not the most shocking; No dog blood, only more dog blood. Some of the plots in the play are shocking or bloody, so it's no big deal. The story of the whole TV series can make you thunder at your feet, even if it is a classic fairy tale that has been circulated for thousands of years. The 20 19 edition of Romance of the Gods is the best example, which can make the audience spit out old blood.
Last year, there was a costume drama "Romance of the Gods". The cast is quite good. Luo Jin plays Yang Jian, Allen plays the male fox, Claudia plays Su Daji and Yu Hewei plays Jiang Ziya. To be sure, these beautiful women are experienced in performance. From the poster, the actor's makeup is exquisite, and the artists and props can keep up. The list of gods has been remake many times, and the author has seen several versions. At present, my favorite is the Hong Kong version starring Qian Jiale and Chen Musheng.
The 20 19 edition of Romance of the Gods is countless, among which the emotional lines of Yang Jian and Su Daji are unacceptable to the audience; Su Daji in the story is a fox that brings disaster to the country and people. It can be said that it is terrible. However, da ji in the play became an enemy who was killed by his family. She is beautiful, kind, pure, honest and frank. She hates evil and is a model among foxes. She was blackened not because of herself, but because of the fox played by Allen. Da ji is simply Bai Lianhua, a saint bitch; In the play, there is a male fox, Allen, who takes revenge for the strangulation of the fox family. In addition to the unprovoked birth of a feminine fox, there is also an American version of the roaring dog, who secretly loves Yang Jian in the play.
Wave after wave of dog blood stories can make the audience speechless. The plot arrangement simply subverts the three views, contradicts the classic fairy tales, and cannot fully recognize the story spirit of the list of gods. As a classic allusion, it is understandable to remake it into a play with a small amount of plot modification or fiction, but the gap between the plot of the play and the original classic is too big, and these familiar fairy tales are deeply rooted in the hearts of the people for thousands of years. Is this earth-shaking adaptation really appropriate? No wonder the play stopped halfway through!
The water named after grandma seems to be broken now, hahahahahaha.
The "avant-garde thinking" of this play is hard to accept now.
CiCi is portrayed as an avant-garde and open woman in the new era. But it is too open and has a "close relationship" with ex-husbands and suitors.
These lines are rich in information.
CiCi was pregnant, and two men rushed to accept the proposal, and then CiCi took their hands to "convince Chunchun".
No matter how they questioned, CiCi was confident: Don't ask whose child it is, just don't know. hahahaha
It seems that being a catcher is your pride and honor, so I still have to choose.
The idea of both people is actually: "Whether the child is mine or not, as long as you are my family name, you love me."
So humble, promise not to lick the dog, okay?
CiCi was really generous, so generous that he was dumbfounded and was ruined by three views; The key point is that michel platini's fearless spirit is shocking. All the protagonists' three views are deplorable, and only Cuiping is normal.
Of course, Grandma Qiong Yao was born in that turbulent era, and the teenager tasted all the sorrow, and love visited thousands of times, so writing became the Eden and haven in her life. Her works are as ups and downs as her life, full of drama.
Now, there are a large number of people online. I think to evaluate a person, at least listen to the opinions of the parties. Let's not follow the trend. The above content just looks funny now.
Speaking of film and television dramas, the quality of domestic dramas has really improved a lot in recent years. Whether it is the actor configuration or the plot, it is not blindly based on the flow. Compared with earlier years, there are still many opportunities for the audience to choose, the audience's aesthetics are improving, and the quality of domestic dramas has also been greatly improved. I believe that domestic dramas will get better and better in the future.
"A woman's life is tragic, her family is ruined, and her enemies are driven to extinction. Sleeping on boards in the wild can also meet umbrellas. The main difference between men is that the prince and the grandson are unlucky. In case of vendetta, you can meet thousands of miles away. "
The above is the rotten cliche of the heroine drama arranged by the old evil. Personally, I think it can be said that it is very incisive and suitable for all heroines' plays.
Some time ago, the most popular domestic drama was the female Xia drama, and the actresses who were slightly famous were not female Xia dramas. As a result, the audience was forced to watch one bad film after another.
Empress
Daming Fenghua (yes, it's actually a big female drama)
Princess Wei ying
Screenwriters, like artificial intelligence, generate the same story with one click, such as bad customs, water injection and dog blood, which leads many people to automatically divide the "big female drama" into bad movies as soon as they hear it.
In the writer's opinion, the more tragic the woman's story is, the better the identity of the man is, and it is better if the man is the enemy of the woman, so as to reflect the greatness of love. Oh ... haven't you read the story yet?
There will be a big wave of female dramas next. I dare not expect anything from quality. Watching too much will lead to a decline in IQ.
1. If you chase a person sitting in a car, you will fall down.
If you run out sadly in rainy days, you will fall down.
If you are hit by a car on the road, you will definitely be hit in the air first, and then fall to the ground, drawing a beautiful arc.
In costume dramas, girls dress up as women and never wrap their chests. No matter how much the "chest muscles" drum, men can't recognize them.
5. If you are injured or asleep and lie in bed, or wake up the next day, and have never seen an actor take off his makeup, do you make up yourself every morning?
6. Some boundaries have been crossed. In the Tang and Song Dynasties, actors sang poems of the Qing Dynasty.
7. The late dubbing is seriously inconsistent with the picture, and the mouth shape is almost incorrect and not rigorous enough.
8. When actors communicate with crooked nuts, crooked nuts speak foreign languages, China actors speak Chinese, and chickens and ducks talk.
My wife suddenly had a baby, and my husband was indifferent. He also took the lead in cheering with his friends. This painting is so beautiful that I can't look at it.
This is not a story I made up, but a fragment of the finale of the TV series "Why did boos marry me".
Just by looking at the title, many friends can almost guess the general plot trend of the play: the love story between the overbearing president and Cinderella, the romantic drama adapted from online novels, and the fast food that attracts traffic by its face value.
In the finale, a group of men and women get together. Lin Xia, the female host, and Ling Yizhou, the male host, sprinkle dog food in front of a group of friends.
Lin Xia, the hostess who suddenly passed the due date, had a strong physical reaction, as if the baby in her belly was going to be born soon.
Lin Xia bent down in pain, pulling the man Ling Yizhou and shouting, "Ling Yizhou, I'm going to have a baby."
Ling Yizhou quickly helped Lin Xia to sit down after seeing it, and then excitedly said to another middle-aged woman at the first time: "Grandma, Jiang Mumu is finally going to have a baby, and I am going to be a father!"
Lin Xia, the female host, said to the male host, "Ling Yizhou, what are you laughing at? I am dying of pain. "
At this time, a handsome guy next to him still had some common sense, so he called the driver and let him drive past.
As soon as the camera turned, the male host Ling Yizhou gently said to Lin Xia: "Jiang Mumu, come on!"
Then, a wonderful scene appeared. Six or seven people around Lin Xia, who is about to have a baby, clenched their fists and shouted in unison: "Come on, come on, come on ..."
Come on, come on, this car can't go up the slope without oil? Just listening to the sound and not looking at the pictures, I thought you were cheering for the primary school sports meeting.
Watching TV plays since childhood, when it comes to having children, the most common argument is the classic "keeping the big and keeping the small". Although this kind of plot is unscientific, it at least creates a tense atmosphere for us. After all, for adults and children, the delivery process is really worrying.
In the play, the man heard that his wife thought he was going to have a baby, and he didn't see any nervous feeling at all. He first showed off and expressed his excitement and happiness as a father. The point is that your wife is not lying in the delivery room giving birth to you, but in the yard, surrounded by a group of people. It is not clear whether she can have children. It's too early to be happy.
Shouldn't the normal reaction be to contact the doctor, the hospital, call an ambulance, or feel that the pregnant woman was taken to the hospital in the car?
But how did they do it? In addition to men's silly show-off, a group of people cheered around the pregnant woman who was about to give birth. I really can't figure out what kind of oil you put in. Did you encourage her to sit and have a baby? Or encourage her to stick to it for a while and hold back the pain and not let the baby come out?
Neither the screenwriter nor the actor may have given birth to a child, and they don't know how to show how the people around them should react when a woman is about to give birth, but the director should at least let the actor go to the obstetrics and gynecology department to really feel the atmosphere.
Jason Wu actually devoted himself to the special forces for half a year to shoot Wolf Warriors, Leslie Cheung filmed Farewell My Concubine and studied drama for several months, and Nick Cheung filmed Guild Wars to cultivate himself into a muscular man. Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan learned many skills, such as Muay Thai, diving and fighting.
These actors directly staged the drama "I have never eaten pork, and I have never seen a pig run".
Dog blood is extremely bloody.
Recently, I watched a Xintai drama "The Fire of Doomsday". The complicated relationship between people and the degree of dog blood opened my eyes. Sisters robbed a man together, and the fake brother-sister relationship is nothing. There is also a scene in which the son-in-law has a crush on his mother-in-law. I can only say that the plot of Thai drama is not the bloodiest, only bloodier.
Or and Wi are half sisters. When they were young, because of the intervention of Or's mother, his father abandoned Wi's mother and daughter, and Wi's mother died of illness. Little Wi was resentful and vowed to get back at Or. The adult wife broke up the marriage of Or and her husband Tharn in the same way. Because Wi was pregnant, Tharn chose to live with her adopted sons Eak and Wi, while her adopted daughter Fha decided to live with her mother Or.
18 years later, I still can't forgive her husband Tharn and Wi for hurting herself, because she knows that Tharn cares about her daughter Fha, and she takes all her resentment out on her daughter, often taking it out on her daughter and forbidding her to contact Tharn and Eak. When Or found out that his daughter secretly contacted his father and brother, and that his brother Eak had feelings beyond brother and sister for his daughter Fha, he decided to let Fha marry his friend's son Ben. Ben is a playboy. When I first met Fha, he kissed Fha because of the entanglement of his ex-girlfriend. He was down and out, and agreed to be a door-to-door son-in-law for money. In fact, there was another reason. He also took a fancy to his future mother-in-law. Besides money, he wants to kill two birds with one stone.
It's not easy to steal Or husband's Wi. Although the revenge was successful, she always had doubts about her husband Tharn, fearing that he would contact his ex-wife or that she didn't care about her daughter PP at all. She often beats and scolds her daughter and makes her often run away from home. On the other hand, or planning his own revenge plan, looking for someone to deliberately approach Wi's daughter PP, trying to ruin PP's life.
There are four episodes of "Doomsday Fire". Although the relationship between characters is complex, each character has its own characteristics and the plot is compact. The love line is quite clear. Ben and his mother and daughter or and Fha, Eak and his sister Fha and the daughter of his father's friend deliberately approached her PP and Ron. Although the plot is bloody, they are still looking forward to the follow-up development.
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When the relationship between men and women in love heats up, there must be a wrestling, and then a casual kiss! There are four lovers in Jing Xiu Wei Yang! I feel that writers and directors are really at their wits' end! be in charge of/supervisor