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Cross talk lines of Miao students' reunion
The crosstalk lines of Miao students' reunion:

Miao Fu: Miss Wang, Wang Sheng.

Wang Sheng: I'm flattered.

Miao Fu: Senior 3 student of Shaanxi Normal University.

Wang Sheng: Wait a minute.

Miao Fu: He has. . .

Wang Sheng: What degree do I have?

Miao Fu: College students.

Wang Sheng: How can you go back to high school?

Miao Fu: Middle school students and high school students in high flyers.

Wang Sheng: I don't understand your flattery.

Miao Fu: Great. I introduced it last year. Teacher Wang Sheng majored in the history of China.

Wang Sheng: Yes.

Miao Fu: Great, there's nothing else in this stomach. It's all history. From I love Song Xiao. Com, since this Qing Dynasty, history is all history, including the Qing Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty, the Yuan Dynasty and the Southern and Northern Dynasties. I dared not move, but it suddenly appeared. It's so special.

Wang Sheng: Why are you so disgusting?

Miao Fu: What do you mean disgusting? Now it can be said that all women know.

Wang Sheng: None of the men know me.

Miao Fu: What is a man? . .

Wang Sheng: What do you mean, all women know?

Miao Fu: There is such a word.

Wang Sheng: Everyone knows that.

Wang Sheng: I am a good friend of Sesame Sauce. I am.

Miao Fu: What is sesame paste?

Wang Sheng: What is fermented bean curd?

Miao Fu: Didn't you just say fermented bean curd?

Wang Sheng: Women and children.

Miao Fu: Everyone knows that. Teacher Wang performed that cross talk last year.

Wang Sheng: No, that's your job.

Miao Fu: I can cure the population. Many people give it to me.

Wang Sheng: I haven't learned to see a dentist yet.

Miao Fu: What tooth?

Wang Sheng: What do you mean by population control?

Miao Fu: Words.

Wang Sheng: Popular.

Miao Fu: He is so popular that many students ask him for his autograph.

Wang Sheng: Yes, yes, many students who haven't contacted for many years have contacted.

Miao Fu: How many years have you graduated from college?

Wang Sheng: Oh, 20 15 has been ten years.

Miao Fu: Yo yo yo yo.

Wang Sheng: Step aside. Get out of the way You may have stepped on the wire.

Extended data:

The crosstalk cast of Miaosheng Alumni Association:

Wang Sheng 1

Wang Sheng, whose stage name is Wang Hongsheng, is a famous young crosstalk performer, and studied under Zheng Wenxi, a crosstalk master in Shaanxi.

Secretary-General of Shaanxi Youth Quyi Society (Qingqu Society), deputy director of Shaanxi Youth Quyi Committee, and member of China Quyi Association.

2015 February 19, participated in the CCTV Spring Festival Evening of 2065 438+05, and performed the cross talk "This is not mine" with Miao Fu.

2017 February 1 1, CCTV Lantern Festival, Miao Fu and Wang Sheng performed cross talk "playing riddles".

2. Miao Fu

Miao Fu, 1982, born in Wangyi District, Tongchuan City, Shaanxi Province, is a crosstalk performer.

In 2007, Shaanxi Youth Quyi Society was established.

In 2008, he served as the director of Shaanxi Workers' Cultural Performance and the general planner of the series of activities of "Rejuvenation of Vientiane" traditional folk art into campus.

In 2009, he served as the general planner and director of the large-scale cross talk conference "This year, we said cross talk".

20 13 participated in the Beijing Comedy Humor Competition and performed the cross talk "erudition".

20 14 performed cross talk "learning to be rich" at CCTV Lantern Festival. In March of the same year, he became a member of Chinese Quyi Artists Association, and 10 won the first prize of CCTV Crosstalk Competition.

2015 February 19, participated in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in 2065 438+05, and performed the cross talk "This is not mine" with Wang Sheng.

2017 February 1 1, CCTV Lantern Festival, Miao Fu and Wang Sheng performed cross talk "playing riddles".