"Rongzhai Essays Volume III" says that Chen Nian's wife Liu (whose real name is unknown, but her common name is Liu Yuee) is very fierce and jealous. Sometimes, Chen Nian chatted enthusiastically with his guests, but Liu Shi scolded them angrily, which embarrassed Chen Nian and his guests. Chen Nian is afraid of his wife, so there is nothing she can do. Therefore, Su Shi wrote a poem "To Wu Deren's Jane Chen Jichang", saying: "Longqiu laymen are also poor, and they can't sleep at night. Suddenly I heard lion roars, and my staff fell into my palm. " This poem is translated into vernacular Chinese as follows: "My friend is so poor that he forgets to sleep as soon as he talks about Buddhism. Suddenly I heard my wife shouting, and my crutch trembled when I landed. " It depicts the ridiculous expression of Chen Nian who is talking loudly and panics when he hears his wife's scolding, which is extremely humorous. (The above content comes from Baidu)

They told the judge about it. In fact, it is very happy to have a husband who loves his wife.

Second place: Wen He Yu Youwei

Wen and Yu Youwei belong to the teacher-student relationship, but things are not as beautiful as imagined, and it is difficult to grow old together.

? Wen (about 8 12- about 866) was a poet in Tang Dynasty and one of the important writers of Huajian School. Proficient in temperament, rich and colorful ci style, refined language and elegant style, his poems are as famous as Li Shangyin and are known as "arts and sciences". At that time, he was neck and neck with Li Shangyin and Duan in writing, known as "Thirty-six Style".

? Yu (Yu Youwei), female, a poet in the late Tang Dynasty, was born in Chang 'an (now Xi, Shaanxi). The first name of the fish is You Wei, the word cymbidium. Xian Tong (year number, 860-874) is a concubine, and Li's wife does not allow her to become a monk in yiguang, Chang 'an County. I sang a lot of songs with writer Wen. Later, she was executed and charged with killing a maid. He is talented and fond of reading, especially poetry. Together with Ye Li, Xue Tao and Liu Caichun, they are called the four great female poets in the Tang Dynasty. There are 50 existing poems, which are included in The Whole Tang Poetry. One of the volumes belongs to Xuan Ji. His deeds can be found in books such as Biography of Talented Persons in Tang Dynasty. (The above content comes from Baidu)

Yu Youwei, talented and charming since childhood.

They met in Chang 'an that year. Peach blossoms filled her way home, and a man with big ears, a fleshy nose and a wide mouth seemed to be Zhong Kui. He is Wen, who came here to visit Yu Youwei, a poetess in Chang 'an.

He is a poet whom she admired all her life. However, the name of this poem is widely circulated. She was beside herself with joy when he came to see her. Walking and chatting, he walked to the river, and he said, let's try you on the topic of Willow by the River.

She wrote a poem and whispered, "Give me a spring willow"-

Emerald color even barren shore, smoke posture into the distant building.

In spring, the shadows of trees spread and the flowers fall to catch people's heads.

Rooted in the old fish hole, the bottom of the branch is a guest boat.

On a stormy night, nightmares added to sadness.

"Shadow shop spring water, flowers fall to catch people's heads. The roots of the old hidden fish hole, and the bottom of the branch is a guest boat. " Wen Tingyun's recollection over and over again is amazing. The poem of a 13-year-old girl is so exquisite, with words and sentences, even melody, beautiful artistic conception and full of poetry. (The above content comes from Baidu)

However, Wen just wants to accept her as an apprentice rather than love her. Time flies, her blue and black hair and waist, but she still can't wait. He said that word. It's not that he doesn't. The difference is 32 years. Wen Tingyun chose to give up and buried his love in his heart.

First place; Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun.

After Liu Wu's death, Sima Xiangru left Liangdi and returned to Lin Qiong, Sichuan (now Qionglai, which belongs to Chengdu, Sichuan), where he lived in poverty. Lin Qiong ordered Wang Ji to make friends with Xiang Ru, and said to him, "Changqing, you have been away from home for a long time, and you are not satisfied with asking for an official. You can come and see me. " So Xiangru lived in Lin Qiong Pavilion, and Wang Ji visited Xiangru every day. If Xiang Ru is ill, Ji Wang is even more respectful.

Lin Qiongfu, Zhuo Wangsun, learned that "(county) has a distinguished guest" and gave a banquet to entertain the guests. Xiang Ru deliberately said that he was ill and couldn't go. Ji Wang greeted him personally, and Xiang Ru had to go to dinner. "Sit down and do your best." When the wine is warm and the ears are hot, like a song "Phoenix Begging for Phoenix", it expresses the affection for Zhuo Wenjun, the newly widowed daughter whom Zhuo Wangsun has admired for a long time. Wen Jun recognized Sima Xiangru's piano and looked at him secretly through the crack of the door. He is attracted by his style, demeanor and talent, and he also has admiration. After the banquet, Xiang Ru expressed his thoughts through Wen Jun's maids. So Wen Jun ran away from home in the middle of the night and eloped with Xiangru to Chengdu. Sun was furious and claimed that his daughter had violated the ethical code, but he couldn't bear to hurt her, but he wouldn't even give her a copper coin.

Sima Xiangru's family is so poor that he has nothing but four walls. Zhuo Wenjun lived in Chengdu for a while and said to Sima Xiangru, "In fact, as long as you come to Lin Qiong with me and borrow some money from my brothers, we can try to make ends meet." Sima Xiangru listened to her words and went to Lin Qiong with her. They sold their horses and chariots as capital and opened a hotel. Zhuo Wenjun sells wine and is in charge of store affairs; Sima Xiangru wears an apron and washes cups and dishes with everyone.

Zhuo Wangsun was deeply ashamed when he heard the news. He was ashamed to meet people and didn't dare to go out all day. His brothers and elders advised him, "You only have one son and two daughters, and you are not short of money. Now that Wen Jun has entrusted himself to Sima Xiangru, Sima Xiangru doesn't want to go out to be an official. Although his family is poor, he is a talent after all. Wen Jun's life was finally supported. Moreover, he is also a guest of our county magistrate. How can you make him so embarrassed? " Sun had no choice but to give a hundred slaves and millions of copper coins, and to send her clothes, quilts and belongings when she got married. As a result, Zhuo Wenjun and Sima Xiangru both returned to Chengdu, bought houses in farmland and lived a rich life.

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