I am afraid of my colleagues, my wife and the emperor.

In the early Tang Dynasty, the sky was full of stars.

In the eyes of future generations, these lights belong to Wei Zhi and Wei Chijingde ... passionate and flamboyant people. They think, negotiate, argue, stand up straight, make contributions, and be successful.

But a problem that is ignored by many people is that so many people with distinctive personalities are most likely to be proud and unconvinced and collide into disastrous infighting and party struggle.

They need a person without personality and passion to be a voltage regulator.

This person is Fang.

When thinking, he is meticulous in strategy; He is affable when arguing; He is generous when quarreling. He always tells the world with a smile and always hides his grievances in his heart. Li Shentong attacked him, Xiao Yu attacked him, and Wei Chijingde, the first pet, attacked him. He is going to be a punching bag in court, but he still acts like nothing happened. He was born the Prime Minister of Li Shimin.

Once Fang was seriously ill, a frivolous little official joked, "I wish I could go and see the Prime Minister when he is ill. If he is dying, it is useless to visit. " Someone told Fang about it, and Fang's reaction was that when he saw the little official who came to visit him with a crowd, he smiled and joked, "If you are willing to come to see me, I won't die for a while ..."

Fang Lingxuan is gentle and humble to his colleagues, and he has no chance to be a "overlord" when he goes home. In the gossip news of senior officials in Zhenguan Dynasty, the Prime Minister Fang was notoriously "afraid of his wife" and even dared not take concubines. Li Shimin was outraged by an injustice for his favorite, and sent a cup of "poisoned wine" and several beautiful women to Mrs. Fang, saying that she would either accept the beautiful women or drink the poisoned wine. Mrs. Fang tilted her neck and drank the "poisoned wine" upside down, scaring the emperor away for 800 miles. Of course, it was not poisoned wine, but a cup of vinegar made by Li Shimin. Since then, "jealousy" has become Mrs. Fang's trademark, and my old house has also become a model husband in the Tang Dynasty.

Fang is also a famous person who is afraid of the emperor. Impatient and headstrong, like ministers, often take Fang as a punching bag, and the more they use it, the more handy they become. As usual, Fang did not argue, did not refute, and apologized while resigning. Some people laughed at the old house as "spineless", especially Wei Zhi, who was proud and clashed around him. In fact, Fang knows very well how proud he is. Being scolded by Wei Zhi all day and not being able to talk back will inevitably lead to psychological imbalance. Then I will sacrifice myself in the old house. It's better for the emperor to take it out on me than to save too many grievances and make a wrong decision.

So we saw tacit performances again and again: the emperor flew into a rage over trivial matters, scolded the prime minister, deprived him of his official position and told him to go home and be punished. Fang also obediently went home and calmly told his family: "Clean up the house, and the emperor will pick me up later." . Li Shimin really came to pick up the car. They got out of the car hand in hand and returned to the palace. No one said much, as if the scene of losing his temper had never happened.

You can use it by changing it. It's interesting and has some touching parts. ...

Lincoln's humorous stories

Lincoln is the funniest of all American presidents.

As early as when he was studying, there was an exam and the teacher asked him, "Did you answer a difficult question or two easy questions?" Lincoln confidently replied, "Answer a difficult question." "Then you answer, how did the egg come from?" "Chicken-born." The teacher asked again, "Where did the chicken come from?" "Teacher, this is the second question." Lincoln said with a smile.

Once, Lincoln walked to the city. When a car came from behind him, he raised his hand to stop and said to the driver, "Can you help me take this coat to the city?" "Sure," said the driver, "but how can I return my coat to you?" Lincoln replied, "Oh, it's very simple. I'm going to wrap it in a coat. " Impressed by his humor, the driver smiled and let him get on the bus.

Lincoln is a lawyer. Once in court, the opposing lawyer repeatedly stated a simple argument for more than two hours, which made the audience impatient. Finally, it was Lincoln's turn to take the stage to defend the defendant. He went to the podium, took off his coat and put it on the table, then picked up the cup and drank two sips of water, then put on his coat, then took off his coat and put it on the table, drank some water and dressed again. This was repeated five or six times, and the audience in the court laughed. Lincoln said nothing and began his defense speech with laughter.

Lincoln's face is long and ugly. Once, he and Stephen? Douglas argued that Douglas laughed at him for being a two-faced man. Lincoln replied, "If I had another face, would I still wear this ugly face?"

Once, Lincoln was shining his shoes when a foreign diplomat came up to him and said, "Mr. President, did you really shine your shoes?" "Yes," Lincoln asked in surprise. "Do you clean other people's shoes?"

Some people think that Lincoln's attitude towards his political opponents is not tough enough and say to him, "Why do you want them to be friends?" You should try to destroy them. ""I'm not in the elimination of political opponents? When I let them be my friends, political enemies don't exist. " Lincoln said gently.

Another time, a lady came to Lincoln and said confidently, "Mr. President, you must give my son a position as a colonel. We should have this right, because my grandfather took part in the battle of Lexington, my uncle was the only one who didn't escape in Bretton, my father took part in the battle of Na olins, and my husband died in Mantel, so …… "Lincoln replied," Madam, your family has served the country for three generations, and your contribution to the country is really great. I deeply respect this. Now can you give others a chance to serve your country? " The woman had nothing to say, so she had to leave quietly.