1. Men who change women as diligently as they change sanitary napkins, one day you will also have dysmenorrhea.

2. Time will never give you another girl like me

3. The credibility of your words is too low, saying it is as easy as drinking water

4 .When I get up every morning, two little people will appear in my mind. One says: Forget it, let’s sleep for a while; the other says: OK, OK, OK!

5. Being chic is my nature, being handsome is my destiny, and I am so confident with Rejoice.

6. God, did you let summer and winter have the same room? What a hell of a weather!

7. Don’t talk about feelings with me, it will hurt your money.

8. All the thoughts of getting closer to you have led to a vigorous withdrawal of troops.

9. Without novels, mobile phones, computers, TV entertainment centers, I think I would be suffocated to death. I really don’t understand how the ancients survived, so I give you a big thumbs up!

10. Those who have wives, please hold tight. I’m going to start shaking up WeChat.

11. The appearance of being dirty is to show off the integrity of the heart

12. As for why I am so beautiful, I will only tell you the following six points. Please remember them

13 .I cried and told everyone that I would never meet a boy who was as good to me as him

14. There are so many scammers now, so everyone should be careful when going out. There was a man on the street today who said it was going to be extremely hot, but I followed him all the way and he didn’t die

15. The girl wants to see me, the little flower of the motherland

16. The small boat of friendship capsizes at any time, the giant ship of love sinks at any time, and the aunt who has just arrived leaks at any time. Only the single dog’s canoe remains standing

17. Don’t be afraid of short legs and short stature. In addition to being cute, you pick up money faster than others

18. Having money to buy a good watch makes people look more classy than adding a gold chain about one finger thick to your neck. Yes, mountain cannons only wear gold chains.

19. People are like iron, food is like steel, don’t pretend to be hungry all day long

20. I am very poor, so poor that only money is left!

21. Just because of our relationship. I will never rub salt into your wounds, I will only rub salt into your wounds.

22. Any attempt to highlight key points that are not for the purpose of examination is just a hooliganism.

23. So annoying! Why do others only see my handsome face, but don’t know that behind it, I have a smart mind.

24. The school cafeteria perfectly explains what it means to wait for two minutes and queue for two hours.

25. Looking back, brother, why haven’t you left yet?

26. You said onions are magical, the only ones among fruits and vegetables that can make people cry. I don’t want to deny you, but The first time I was hit on my foot by a durian, I cried all day long.

27. When will this salary grow as fast as nails?

28. No matter how many times you turn around, your butt is still behind you.

29. Some friends used to have nothing to say, but now they have nothing to say.

30. Even if you are jealous, you should pretend to be jealous and not let others look down upon you.

31. Even if you have given up spicy food, why would you want to part with it?

32. You girls still wear bras on hot days, isn’t it hot? God’s reply: You will get hot if we don’t wear a bra.

33. Yesterday, when I was shopping in the space, I saw a female classmate making a comment: What will happen if tears remain. Sister suddenly made a whimsical comment: Big breasts are on the chest, small breasts are on the feet.

I don’t want that person to reply to me: How are your feet?

34. If you cannot put your woman into a wedding dress, then never stop unbuttoning her clothes!

36. If you continue to disobey, I will turn you into a little monster and let Ultraman beat you

37. I have a disease called "If you don't love EXO, you will die" .

38. The most enjoyable moment every day in summer is the moment when you take off your bra. . .

39. Which woman has Chen He loved for thirteen years? Why can’t I find a woman who loves me for three years?

40. In this society, people with tattoos are afraid of heat, which makes iPhone The ones with no pockets, the ones with watches like to pat their legs, and the ones with gold teeth like to grin. Funny short sentences

1. If Hongxing doesn’t get out of the wall, pull her out resolutely.

2. Even if I endure shit and piss, I can’t tolerate you.

3. You even believe the advertisements. Are you stupid by reading?

4. When I become a masculine woman, I will destroy your harem.

5. Without makeup, the beauty is your sweet smile.

6. Sometimes, sleeping is also a kind of enjoyment.

7. You are so lovable, why don’t I love you.

8. If you love me, please raise your hands. If you don’t love me, please stand on your head.

9. I cannot grow taller because I am afraid of heights!

10. Face is given by others, but face is lost by oneself.

11. I really hope that school will start on February 29th, which is once every four years.

12. I keep my thoughts in my heart, no wonder my belly can’t grow smaller.

13. Hitting means kissing, scolding means loving, and kicking you is the most real thing.

14. Your smile grabs my heart and never fails.

15. You are in love and I am interested in you. As soon as the small light is turned off, I will go.

16. Put your heart of stone in my little cherry mouth.

17. As long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no height that cannot be reached.

18. You will be walking down the red carpet in your wedding dress at my wedding.

19. After walking for so long, I found that the only person I can rely on is myself.

20. I am not your little raccoon, and I cannot have as much fun as you want.

21. It turns out that Happy Camp, Xie Na left and only the Base Camp remained.

22. When I suddenly looked back, the head teacher was standing silently at the window door.

23. Xiao Ming, who couldn’t clean himself after jumping into the Yellow River, finally jumped into the Yangtze River.

24. I can accept a lot of homework, but I won’t be happy if I can’t understand it.

25. If I had known it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, I would have made an appointment with her.

26. There are more and more monsters in the world, and there are fewer and fewer Tang Monk.

27. It’s been so long since I held hands, even holding a pickled pepper chicken feet feels tender.

28. When I say I can’t afford to be hurt, it will be the day your home is burned down.

29. Whose pen-tip boy are you, turning into songs in the desolate city.

30. There are many ways to destroy friendship, the most radical one is to borrow money.

31. Boring people just do boring things, and this is what makes them worthy of being bored.

32. The only liar in the world is sincere, because he sincerely lies to you.

33. Half of the world is laughing at the other half. In fact, the whole world is a fool.

34. If you care too much about someone, your mood will often be affected, leaving only heartache.

35. I am fat to make you look thin; lest I become thin and look ugly to you.

36. Looking at the face of the class teacher, I have the urge to drop out of school. How can I study?

37. Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.

38. Play seriously when you play, and sleep seriously when you study. Are you the same?

39. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.

40. I turned her from a girl into a woman, and she turned me from a man into a poor man.

41. The best love is when you can be yourself happily and still be loved.

42. Brothers are like hands and feet, and women are like clothes. If anyone touches my hands or feet, I will take off his clothes!

43. I will definitely not feel anything if I drink a pound of liquor, because I will be dead after drinking half a pound of liquor.

44. I finally understand that I can no longer look back. When people live, they have to look towards money.

45. If you have to ask me if I really love you, I just want to say: you will know in the future!

46. I admire people who never talk to me. I am so funny that they don’t even talk to me.

47. The palace is locked to the city, the palace is locked to the bead curtain, the palace is locked to the heart jade, can the palace really be locked, is there any?

48. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; when you have money, eat wild vegetables in the hotel.

49. If you can, run forward, if you can, climb up, and if you can’t, just lie down.

50. Be a hooligan with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

51. I always feel that when a girl is alone and alone, it is a rogue behavior for a girl to say she is cold.

52. The sweetest thing I can think of is to be liked by you every day I like you.

53. I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a particularly ordinary person.

54. There is a kind of person who only does two things. If you succeed, he will be jealous of you; if you fail, he will laugh at you.

55. Learn Feng Shui when you have time. Having a good tomb after your death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during your lifetime.

56. The most cruel thing I heard a girl say to me is: You are not worthy of me washing your hair!

57. I was chatting with my boyfriend last night, and suddenly he said: It’s time for you to upgrade and be my girlfriend.

58. I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principles of life are only three words, it depends on my mood.

59. You, you bastard, have troubled me so much. If you are raised by a mother but not educated by a mother, I will teach you how to poke people.

60. What is it like to take a math class? Do you know what it means to watch Korean dramas without subtitles?

61. Xiao Ming unfortunately encountered a robber when he went home. In a hurry, he picked up his National Day homework and beat the robber to death! .

62. You look very creative and live a very courageous life. Being ugly is not your original intention, it is God losing his temper.

63. Teachers always despise poor students who hold back the class. The class is not a dog, it is divided into front legs and back legs.

64. Don’t be complacent. Only villains know how to play dirty. Don’t admit that identity so quickly!

65. If Newton had been sitting under the durian tree, he would not have so much homework now.

66. Give me a fulcrum, and I will tilt the neighbor's car into the ditch to prevent him from honking the horn when he sees me.

67. I have liked you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I have to leave, which will take longer than a long, long time.

68. How did the most unforgettable scar on my body come from the cruel doctor who cut it when I was born?

69. Give me a woman and I can create a nation; give me a bottle of wine and I can lead them to conquer the world!

70. When the sun rises over the East China Sea and sets over the Western Mountains, there will be a day of sorrow and a day of joy. If you don’t get into trouble, you will be comfortable and your heart will be at ease.

71. Put the used toothpicks back into the toothpick jar and shake them. Later, when I went to a restaurant to eat, I found that many people had the same habit.

72. Even if someone calls me crazy, I will firmly raise my head and say to him with contempt, are you from the same hospital as me?

73. I fell in love with my bed. We are perfect for each other. But the alarm clock didn't think so, that jealous bitch.

74. I can feel your heartache. You have helplessness that you can’t explain, but you act like you don’t care. The more you act like this, the more uncomfortable I feel.

75. You pretend to be very cold every time after taking an exam, because when others are having a heated discussion about whether the answer is A or B, you can’t figure out why you chose C.

76. If there are difficulties, we should help. If there are no difficulties, we should help. In front of a beautiful woman, it is revised to: If there is danger, you should save it; if there is no danger, you should save it if there is danger.

77. Between one cloud and another is blue friendship. Between a cluster of stamens and a petal of flowers, there is pink love. But in the world between me and you, I hope you are closest to me.

78. I couldn’t bear to see my wife working on the subway from early to late every day, so I decided to buy a house quietly in the city center. Although the house was not big, at least I no longer had to see her. . .

79. Today, a friend sent me a message asking me. Someone keeps sending her messages, but she doesn’t want to reply. She asked me what to do. I’m so angry. Are you stupid? Can’t you just block me? So I was blocked

80. My girlfriend has a flat chest, very flat. This morning, I covered my girlfriend’s flat chest and shouted: Big! big! big! My girlfriend opened my hand with her paw and shouted: "Go!" Two o'clock small! . Alas, I lost again.

81. Once I asked my best friend: What is true love? My best friend said: For example, if I am naked in front of a man, and his first concern is whether I will catch a cold, this is true love. I pouted: Then how ugly you must be. A collection of short and funny graduation messages

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1. Be calm and collected in everything you do. , think of God in everything you do, and don’t tell others you are crazy wherever you go!

2. English class representative: If you have the opportunity to see foreigners, don’t talk to them. , try to stay away, the English you speak can only be understood by Martians!

3. Music class representative: You must not sing after graduation! I am not afraid that you will attract wolves, I am afraid of you Sing wolves to extinction, I am not trying to scare you, the songs you sing can scare wolves to death!

4. A female classmate gave me a sentence, I don’t know whether it is to praise me or to scold me: " You are nothing but a bright smile with no scruples!"

5. Boys like you are so rare, but it is so difficult to handle all boys like you. You figure it out yourself!

6. Knowing each other is God’s will, acquaintance is man’s will, adding up is friendship, and being affectionate is intentional. We can get together because we have the same understanding.

7. We are an occasional knife in the rivers and lakes. I hope that all that is lost is time, and there will be a wife in the future! Eat fat every day and be a groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish everything goes well and come to my house to herd sheep when you have time.

8. Tablemate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don’t have to sit with you anymore!

9. To be honest, you are a pretty good person. You are very good-looking and have a good figure. No matter whether we meet in the future or not, I will always wish you the best! My dear, I have a message for you: die early and be reincarnated early!

10. May the sunshine be your blessing, The breeze will see you off, the cicadas will sing for you, the birds will applaud you, the green shade will protect you, and the rain and dew will refresh you. Now that you have graduated, I sincerely say: Have a good journey and wish you good luck.

11. How many memories have we had in the maple forest with flying red leaves. The fluttering maple leaves bring us into an extremely wonderful realm.

12. In the season of flying snowflakes, we have also fallen into confusion, felt lonely and desolate, but we have made it through after all.

13. English class representative: If you have the opportunity to see foreigners, do not talk to them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand the English you speak!

14. The scenes of the past echo in my heart, and the laughter of the past echoes in my ears. In the blink of an eye, three years have passed, and the banquet is about to end. How much reluctance fills my heart, and how much reluctance turns into hope. I wish you a bright future after graduation and a prosperous journey!

15. To be honest, you are a pretty good person. You are good-looking and have a good figure. No matter whether we meet in the future or not, I will always wish you the best. Come on! My dear, I have a message for you: die early and be reincarnated early!

16. A female classmate gave me a sentence. I don’t know if it’s a compliment or a scolding: “There is nothing but a dream.” You are worthless with your scrupulous smile!"

17. Monitor: Brother, take care of yourself and be safe along the way. This is my last order to you, even though you have never been under my command for four years. Never listened to my order once.

18. We are an occasional knife in the rivers and lakes. I hope that all that is lost is time, and there will be a wife in the future! Eat fat every day and be a groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish everything goes well and come to my house to herd sheep when you have time.

19. On campus, we have endured the wind and rain, we have enjoyed the sunshine, we have shed tears and fought hard, and we have welcomed the glory with a smile. After graduation, the sky allows us to spread our wings, the ocean allows us to set sail, the mountains are waiting for us to climb bravely, and the plains are waiting for us to be free and rein... Dear classmates, let's go, the future is boundless!

20. Like you Such boys are so rare, but it’s so hard to handle boys like you. You can figure it out yourself!

21. Two years of classmates, *** describe a piece of sunshine 700 How many chapters of friendship have been written in this day. May the passing months turn into beautiful memories and stay in my heart forever. May you be a drop of crystal water that projects into the vast friendship, be a flower that composes a hundred gardens, and be a shining fiber that embroiders a bright red flower. Wear the shirt, be a small screw, and stick to your position for the rest of your life.

22. In the quiet sky, each star has its own trajectory, allowing us to find our best position in life, and the world in our minds may become harmonious and peaceful.

23. After graduation, I want to keep those warm days, but I also long to jump into the torrent of life as soon as possible. The past school life is like a string of sweet candied haws; the charming sweetness and sourness will never be exhausted.

24. Music class representative: You must not sing after graduation! I am not afraid that you will attract wolves, I am afraid that you will sing the wolves to extinction. I am not trying to scare you. The songs you sing can kill wolves. Wolf is scared to death!

25. Use youth to define our time today, use happiness to calculate our brilliant tomorrow, use passion to discuss our unfinished dreams, and use success to set our respective ideals. May you graduate well .

26. Knowing each other is God’s will, acquaintance is man’s will, and communication is friendship. Where there is love, there is intention, and there is a connection in the heart. Let’s get together. Now that graduation is approaching, we have gone east and west. Although there is distance, we still have to be together. Keep in touch and send blessings to classmates. The future is beautiful. Everyone, work hard and everything will go as you wish.

27. It’s time to graduate. I’ll collect some good luck from all over the world. I’ll ask for some good luck from all over the world. I’ll collect some good luck from all directions. I’ll collect some wealth from all directions. I’ll give it all to you. I wish you good luck. May you have good luck and wealth. May the friendship between you and me as classmates last forever. Stay in touch.

28. Picking up a string of dreams, recalling the play in school is so colorful and gorgeous; and the pursuit of growth has passed by in a single leap. The hustle and bustle of the world seems to be silent, allowing me to regain my memory of Luoying.

29. Looking back, it is a series of yesterdays full of ups and downs: yesterday, there were our arguments in the classroom; yesterday, there were our runs on the court; yesterday, there were our struggles in the examination room; yesterday, there were our struggles in the examination room; , there is our singing in the candlelight. Yes, yesterday was so wonderful and worth remembering!

30. Although I haven’t gotten along with you very much, judging from your usual behavior, I remember that you are a very strong person. As the representative of the accounting class, I often see you busy and shouting to collect homework, haha, you are really dedicated. She feels like a strong woman. You are about to graduate. I hope you can successfully enter your ideal university and find your own happiness. There is still a long road ahead, so come on!

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1. The higher the goal a person strives for, the faster his talents develop and the more he contributes to society.

2. We are an occasional knife in the rivers and lakes. I hope that all that is lost is time, and there will be a wife in the future! Eat fat every day and be a groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish everything goes well and come to my house to herd sheep when you have time.

3. May we be the inconspicuous small stones to pave the thousands of miles of golden avenue of the motherland.

4. The fine buds conceived in the rain and dew absorb the brilliance from the sun and dedicate the colorful colors to the motherland - this is our common wish!

5. Determination, diligence, pursuit, and innovation are all wonderful notes. Combining them harmoniously can compose a song of youth.

6. To be honest, you are a pretty good person, with good looks and a good figure. No matter whether we meet in the future or not, I will always wish you the best! My dear, I want to send you a message: Die early and be reincarnated early!

7. Learn more when encountering difficulties: heavy snow weighs on rock pine, and rock pine is straight and straight. You should know that the pine trees are noble and pure, just wait until the snow melts. If you don’t remember this, don’t blame your brother for not remembering the past friendship. When the time comes, Focus Interview will give you a shot!

8. Today’s laughter, tonight’s breeze and bright moon, are beautiful but beautiful. It is not eternity. Before I have time to share the last glass of wine, we have to go our separate ways. Take care, teacher!

9. Dear brothers and sisters, have a good journey! As a junior, I am also in a At this special stage, I also want to say something to my younger brothers and sisters: Seize the time and don’t wait until graduation. “Looking back at my so-called college life, I want to cry, not because of separation, but because I have learned nothing. I I don’t know how to write a resume. If I had left it blank in the past, perhaps the biggest gain is the patience and adaptability to having nothing..."! Make good use of the library to learn "self-study, basic knowledge, and practical mastery. , interest cultivation, proactiveness, time control, and doing things for others." This is what I feel now.

10. When a person is about to graduate, his words are also good.

11. Music class representative: You must not sing after graduation! I am not afraid that you will attract wolves, I am afraid that you will sing the wolves to extinction. I am not trying to scare you. The songs you sing can kill wolves. The wolf is scared to death!

12. English class representative: If you have the opportunity to see foreigners, do not talk to them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand the English you speak!

13. Everyone, the good days are getting shorter and shorter every day. Whether you are a graduating classmate or a junior and senior student, please cherish the remaining time in college. You will be in the future, so keep in touch if you have the opportunity. Love, don’t leave too much in the future. “Just think of the beginning...” It’s better to cherish it than to miss it!

14. We are lucky to encounter this good time; we have the aura to seize it. The timing, the future is upon us.

15. Gently I came, and hastily I left again. What did I bring and what did I take away? I couldn’t tell clearly. I only heard a few birds chirping in the distance. I spent four years in a matchbox!

16. A female classmate gave me a sentence. I don’t know if it was a compliment or a scolding: “In addition to having a bright and carefree smile, , you are good for nothing!”

17. The campus is full of lush green grass: the freshman is too young to appreciate the spring and pity the grass; the sophomore year is just right, the garden is full of spring scenery looking for the grass; the junior year is too old to see the sunset It’s hard to shine on the grass; seniors sigh, where are the grasses in the world? Graduates, you shout, it’s a pity that I am no longer grass.

18. After seeing you for so many years, I am tired of it and my eyes hurt. I think there will be less opportunities for my eyes to hurt in the future. I have nothing to do and I can walk around in front of you and reminisce about the pain in my eyes.

19. Fantasy! Fantasy combined with wisdom is the mother of art and the source of miracles.

20. We all know that it is difficult to find a job, but I want to do something for you on the other end of the text message, and there is nothing I can do. The only thing I can do is send a text message, a clearance sign, and wish you a safe journey. , all the way to the scenery!

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1. Nowadays, many women go on a blind date first I asked if you have a house or a car? In view of this, I suggest that real estate developers and car sellers set up a special registration office for women. Women who need houses and cars can register, and then launch a campaign to buy houses and cars as gifts for wives. The things are sold, and the houses and cars that women need are available. , everyone is happy.

2. I make careless friends. I usually drink and drink to death. I don’t even say anything. I just want to know, when I got married some time ago, which bastard gave me a red envelope full of Condoms, condoms worth seven or eight red envelopes! Where do you want me to put my old face after it is torn apart in public?

3. I used to be a top student, but one day I wanted to see the world of bad students, but I couldn’t find my way back.

4. Don’t make me angry, he is also very violent!

5. Should you sleep in on weekends? I'm sorry if I don't sleep on the weekend. If I sleep, I will delay cleaning and going out to play.

6. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am a particularly ordinary person.

7. If you are important, he will naturally find ways to keep you.

8. In Beijing in winter, I casually ordered breakfast at a roadside shop. After taking a sip of the hot drink, it was as if all the cells in my body were activated by the warm current. I couldn't help but praise, I didn't expect that although your shop is small, your coffee is quite unique! This is milk, sir, said the waiter, patting the dust on his shoulder. . .

9. Before my husband and I got married, we often pretended not to know each other, and then we would meet or strike up a conversation. The funniest thing was that once he rode a motorcycle to the subway exit to pick me up. , I deliberately asked the master how much it would cost to go to a certain community? He said: No money, just kiss me, so I really kissed him and got in his car.

The motorcycle masters next to me were all dumbfounded and tried to persuade me, little girl, don’t be fooled!

10. Make your photo black and white, take it out and look at it when I miss you, and then tell yourself that you are dead.

11. How do you plan to celebrate April Fool’s Day? Why am I going to confess? Because I was rejected, I could still smile and say Happy April Fool’s Day!

12. Do you know the purpose of losing weight? The purpose of losing weight is to eat again.

13. When I was in junior high school, a classmate always felt that his bicycle was slow. When he got home, he used pliers to loosen the screws around the wheel, thinking that it would be faster. The next day, during driving, the wheel flew out of the car body at high speed.

14. Chinese language can increase literary knowledge! Can communicate with foreigners in English! History keeps you from betraying! Geography keeps you from getting lost! Politics lets you know how to protect your rights! Mathematics ruins the whole life: when you go to the Yellow Crane Tower, you have to calculate how far away the boats in the Yangtze River are from you!

15. Because you are the kindest and humorous girl I have ever met.

16. - If you mess with me again, I will write your name on my pants and fart you to death.

17. Give you a mirror that allows you to make all your wishes come true! It’s a pleasant surprise when you look in the mirror. Your white teeth, big eyes, and slender waist are alluring. You look so beautiful at yourself, and you ask me why? Because this is a fun mirror!

18. I saw that some people had a ring tattooed on their finger when they got married, and chopped off their finger when they got divorced, so I said to my wife: Let’s get one tattooed too? My wife said: That’s too little fun, let’s get it tattooed on our neck. Let me strangle you, it’s so big!

19. The passage of time cannot take away the care I send you; the flowers bloom and fall, and what I look forward to is the brilliance of tomorrow; pursue to your heart’s content and let yourself enjoy the aftertaste of your dreams; may success be with you*** Dance, bring countless good luck!

20. Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet, but the energetic guy is a bit nervous.

21. Let me see how big your heart is

22. My brother’s emotional life in the past was also quite messy.

23. If your ex-boyfriend and your current boyfriend fall into the sea at the same time, will you be with me?

24. I really can’t forgive you for being vulgar, and it’s still such a vulgar pretense!

25. But when the ugliest side is revealed, if someone feels sorry from the heart, that is true love. If it is just tolerance and helplessness, life will tell you a truth, if you don't do it, you will not die. Because love is the most fragile relationship.

26. Someone jumped from the roof of the company next door. Firefighters came and set up a cordon. I was very busy on this hot day, laying out air mattresses and offering psychological comfort and various persuasion. I remember when we were in 2012, there was a dispute in the shopping mall. Dozens of people climbed to the top of the shopping mall and pretended to jump off the building and the firemen were coming. They pulled up the cordon without laying out air mattresses and said, okay, you can start jumping

27 , You are so funny, didn’t you say you wanted to chat with me? Your wife is here and I sent you a few messages. Did you pay attention to me?

28. When I walked to the entrance of an alley, a beautiful woman greeted me: Handsome guy, come in and have some fun. I was moved to tears because after more than thirty years, someone finally recognized me as a handsome guy and a beautiful woman. If I hadn't brought any money, I would have followed you in.

29. Let me tell you, I don’t like people who can’t afford to play with me. Where is your capital?

30. Man, I have a project worth hundreds of millions, are you willing? If you do it, it's completely yours, will you do it? Female, do