"Love Leaves Jay Chou"

Scene

(Character: Guo Donglin's ex-girlfriend extra) (Location: In a certain school)

(Guo squatted in the center, and his ex-girlfriend led a group of people wearing masks and walked up to Guo Donglin)

Ex-girlfriend: Winter melon!

Guo Donglin: Why did you bring so many people to our date today?

Before: Hey, today is special.

Guo: What’s special?

Former: Because I have something very interesting to tell you today.

Guo: What?

Before: I read a book these days called "We Fall in Love Together on Graduation Day". I really enjoyed it. So let’s play breakup too! Anyway, I graduated from high school.

Guo: What! (All the extras hated Guo)

(Music came out at this time - Ren Xianqi's "Birds")

(Guo squatted down with his head in his hands)

Before: Then we'll break up! Walk! (Leading everyone out)

(Music ends)

(A monk walks by)

Monk: Shopping for groceries. How much?

Guo: 555

Monk: Fifty cents? So cheap.

(The monk still paid fifty cents to pick up a leather bag and leave)

(Lights out)

Act Two

(Location: University Campus (Inside) (Characters: Guo Donglin, Jin Daxi)

Guo: This is the last time I was in love. Nothing is left but embarrassing memories.

Jin: Can’t you think on the bright side? Just talk about the scars and don't remember the better memories, romance, etc.

Guo: I can’t say it even if I remember! Tell you that and you won’t kill me?

Jin: Ouch, how could that happen? At most, I'll castrate you. (Gestures like scissors) However, I probably know how you feel.

Guo: What?

Jin: It’s your memories with only scars.

Guo: Do ??you psychology department people have to talk about such profound topics? What "memories with only scars".

Jin: Damn, let me give you an example. I was bitten by a cat when I was a child. Every time I see the scar, I will remember the pain of the bite. However, I have long forgotten the color and breed of the cat that bit me. Got it? (Guo shakes his head) Pig! In other words, people are stingy animals. Once they are injured, they will remember the wound firmly, and remember it better than anything else in that memory. Even more so than the cat itself that caused the wound.

Guo: (looking around and saying) Go. I don't believe it, because cats all over the world look the same. Look at that HOLLEKITTE and its friends. If it were a human being, you would never forget it.

Kim: No! It should be the same. During the Cultural Revolution...

Guo: What a big poster (pointing to a man carrying a JAY poster for propaganda purposes) (Jin Zheng was about to get angry) It belongs to Jay Chou!

Jin: (Immediately forgot what he was talking about) Ah! Idol! (Looks at the poster) He is coming to Guangzhou to perform! I want to go. (A certain man wants to turn around and say hello)

A certain man: Oh, I’m so happy, it’s been a long time...

Guo: (Turning his face away) Don’t move, let me take a look What date does it open? Hey, it's next month. You should be able to buy tickets already

Jin: That’s right! yes! Then go and line up for me!

Guo: Of course I will go. By the way, let’s get to know some of Jay Chou’s female fans! hey-hey.

Jin: Whatever! Do you think anyone still likes you? Just you, melon.

(Lights out)

Three Acts

(Window outside the stadium) (Characters: Guo Donglin, Fang Wenshan, and extras)

(Everyone lined up in various formations to wait for tickets)

Queuer A: (Seeing the queue again) Damn it, even if you come two days in advance, you are not the first in line! (Enter the team) (Guo appears, holding a box)

Guo: Bread, bread! Let's buy something to satisfy our stomachs first.

(Selling in turn)

(Enter Fang Wenshan and his brothers)

Fang: Damn it! There are already so many people lined up. (At this time, Shi Rencheng squatted down and blocked him with people on both sides)

Brother A: Then we have to line up!

Fang: I don’t believe it has to be arranged. I came, I saw, I fucked. (Fang said as he cut in line, just in front of Guo) Guo: If you want to cut in line, don’t be so obvious, okay? Do you want to be shameless?

Fang: (looking at Guo without speaking)...

Guo: You! (Fang smiled and pushed Guo hard)

(Everyone looked at Fang) (A man stepped forward, the team separated at this time, revealing him)

Man: Do you think this is the JNU canteen? Just cut in line when you say cut in line? Besides, you're not a teacher. Get behind you!

Fang: Let me tell you, my name is Fang Wenshan.

Man: It’s no use. My name is still Shi Rencheng.

(Everyone echoed and sandwiched Fang in the middle, "Fang Wenshan, can't you see that we are Morning Musume?" Let's make a pose together)

Fang: ( Hold still) OK, OK, OK, I'll line up.

(Everyone returned to their seats, shouting "I am the first, don't rush") (When Guo Dong arrived, it was dawn)

Conductor: Congratulations! You are the 100th one in our queue. The company has a special offer, selling it at half price.

Guo: Haha, so good. (After Guo finished buying, it was Fang Wenshan’s turn)

Conductor: You happen to be our 101st fan, so you can also enjoy the half-price discount.

Fang: Okay, finally there is no wasted time.

Conductor: (after a period of silence) Ah! Sorry, (bows) I read the wrong script. By then you should be just about sold out.

Fang: Did you fart? Why is this happening?

Conductor: (Take away Fang’s ticket) There’s no way to do it, I’m in the script and I have to bow my head. (Part 2)

Fang: Me! depressed!

(Jin Daxi appears)

Jin: Winter melon! You bought it! Oh, that’s awesome!

Guo: Yes! In addition, I also made a fortune. I happened to be the 100th one and got a 50% discount.

Jin: Ha, we winter melons are lucky. (Several police officers appear)

Police: Stop. you! That man.

Guo: Huh?

Police: You are setting up stalls everywhere and operating illegally. Come here and you will be fined.

Guo: No, police brother, I... (I saw Fang Wenshan’s brother A was one of them)

: Are you the one who jumped in line last night?

Brother A: Don’t talk nonsense. We North Korean men all look similar. You must have made a mistake.

Guo: (recognizes B again) You are pretending to be the police!

Brother B: Ah! was discovered.

Brother A: Come on! Grab your tickets! (Kicks B up) (The two start fighting) (Music "The Hard Sutra")

(Guo turned around and saw a group of migrant workers from the Zhongda Moving Company and raised the money)

(Music stops)

Guo: Whoever drives away these fake policemen, I will give him a hundred! (Several people across from me hate Brother A at the same time)

Migrant worker A: It seems that the other side makes more money.

Migrant worker B: Enemy! (Look at C) You can’t say it.

(Music of "Ha Thum Taro")

Migrant Workers C: (Stand straight) The Hunan Migrant Workers' League will always be a partner of justice. Come on!

(Three migrant workers rushed towards the fake policeman, and A took the money)

Migrant worker A: For justice!

Migrant worker B: For justice!

Migrant worker C: Mainly money! (Fake policeman running)

(Music stops)

Guo: Annoying! This is what Jay Chou has caused.

Kim: Nonsense! The human ben strange knife is blunt.

(Lights out)

(Guo Donglin: Su Kejin Daxi: Jia Nan, Fang Wenshan: Wen Duo Brothers A and B: Jiang Liang, Luo Jiaqing, Shi Rencheng: Geng Zhichu, migrant workers A, B, and C : Jiang Bohu, Duan Yu, Wang Yongjie, conductor: Tian Hongjuan, people in line: Zhang Yi, Liu Chen, Yu Xiaoyan, Zhang Shenhong)

Four Acts

(JAY's concert)

(Guo Donglin, Jin Daxi, extra, Jay Chou)

(The light is only for Jay Chou)

Jay Chou sang: "Hey, hey, hey, the sign of a country with a large population has been lifted away by me!" (Kicks away the platoon that says "1.4 billion people")

Jin Daxi: Let's follow along!

Guo: Oh, okay. (Everyone is shouting "Jay Chou, I love you")

(Everyone shouts wildly) (Guo can't stand it anymore and turns towards Jin) Guo: This man's lyrics and music are good, but he can't sing well.

Jin: Huh? Louder.

Guo: This man can’t sing well!

Kim: Louder! Can't hear.

Guo: This man can’t do it. (Everyone stared at Guo)

(The lights were all on)

((Jay Chou started to eat instant noodles)

A: Woohoo, what did Jay Chou do? You scolded him like this

B: (walks over to comfort A and looks up at Guo) Get out!

C: Look at how stupid you are! < /p>

Guo: Just go. (To pull Jin Daxi)

Jin: Go on your own!

(Guo walked out and called back. He yelled "JAY is a fool" and threw something on the stage again)

(Jay Chou stood up and shouted "I kicked him away again")

(Lights out)

Five Acts

(After the show)

(Characters: Guo, Jin)

(In the background, Zhou is surrounded by fans After getting into a small car, Duan Yu jumped out and asked for an autograph, but Zhou pushed him away)

Jin: Why do you have no grace at all?

Guo: No, it's obviously a misunderstanding. Besides, what if you don't have any bearing?

Jin: If you don't have bearing, you are not a man.

If you are not a man, you are not a man. Don’t you want to destroy me? (laughing) It’s okay, save yourself the trouble.

Jin: Don’t tease me. This is the most annoying thing about you. Also, you always eat love inexplicably. The last time I was jealous, it was my junior brother, and this time it was Jay Chou, who is in the second class of the third year. I wonder if you will be jealous of the placenta next time.

Guo: No way, I already said yes. Misunderstanding.

I don’t care! I must break up with you today. (Jin angrily) Don’t come after me!

Guo: (I think. Chase, stopped again. Crouched in the corner, took off his hat and put it on the ground) Whatever.

(The fat man passed by and saw Guo.)

The fat man: I saw you last time. He was still selling things, but now he has become a beggar. (Throwing some money on the ground, he added)

(Add music "Great Compassion Mantra")

Prajna Jackfruit. The second sentence of the third line of the Duoxin Sutra: All phenomena are empty, neither born nor destroyed, neither stained nor static, neither increasing nor decreasing. Therefore, the sky is colorless (music stops)

Guo: ( He raised his head and looked at the monk devoutly) Are you enlightening me? What does this sentence have to do with me?

Monk: (After waiting for a long time, he raised his head and said very slowly) This- -It has nothing to do with you. Don’t be sentimental.

(After finishing speaking, the music of "The Great Compassion Mantra" started again)

Guo: (Throwing the shoes away. ) Idiot!

(Music stops)

(Lights out)

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Six Acts

(Ten Years later) (Characters: Guo, You, Jin)

(Guo Donglin saw the poster of Jay Chou's 15th anniversary concert)

Guo: Damn pig, you are so old, you still open a Sing. (Waving his hand)

Friend: Are you so annoying to him?

Guo: Yes.

I don’t know why, it seems to have started since college.

Friend: For women?

Guo: Maybe? Forgot. (Jin passed by and saw him after confirming)

Jin: Winter melon? Do you still hate Jay Chou so much?

(Using the music of "Liwa Smile" at a very low volume)

Guo: (Looking at Daxi and feeling stupid, he said very slowly) Who is the lady...? Know me?

Kim: Oops! I am Jin Daxi! Did you forget? You were my boyfriend in your sophomore year.

Guo: Sophomore year? Have I ever liked you?

Jin: (stunned and smiled) Sure enough, no matter how many happy memories there are. You still only remember the wound. (Exhales) Huh, you didn't believe that this would happen before. (Looking at the stupid Guo) Well, I admitted the wrong person (passed by)

Guo: I admitted the wrong person in the first place.

(End)