location of the first act: Zhu Yingtai's home. Three chairs and a table. Characters: Yingtai mother (hereinafter referred to as Yingtai mother), Yingtai father (hereinafter referred to as Yingtai father), Ma Gongzi, housekeeper and several attendants. (Yingtai's father stormed on, Yingtai's mother caught up with him) Yingmu: Husband, husband ~ (pulls Yingfu) Yingfu (turns angrily): It's no use saying anything. Yingtai's marriage must not be so hasty! Ying-mu: But, husband, Ma Gongzi is serious, and the Ming media is marrying him ... (Interrupted by Ying-fu) Ying-fu: How many times have I told you, now is a new era of reform and opening up, and children's marriages can no longer be arranged by parents ... (Interrupted by off-site voice) Off-site voice: Ma Gongzi is betrothed to ~ (A housekeeper-like man rushes up with a gift list in his hand) Butler. (Opening the ceremony list and reading it out, the attendants come on stage with gifts in their hands) A bottle of Maotai ~ a cloud of smoke ~ a set of diamond jewelry ~ a set of KFC take-away family barrels ~ a set of home theaters ~ a Cadillac in transit ~ a factory maintenance ~ an Eiffel Tower in Paris, France ... Father and mother: Ah? Butler: Oh, no, it's a set of tickets for visiting the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France ~ and the West Lake Longjing, Beijing Roast Duck, 18th Street Twist, Shaanxi Paomo, northeast cauldron dishes, Wang Zhi and stinky tofu, all of which have been sent to the kitchen to admire this ~ ~ ~ ~ (Mother Ying knelt down, her hands respectfully received the gift list, and the housekeeper ended up) Mother Ying: Husband, look, look, so many gifts have been sent by Ma Gongzi ... Look at Ma Gongzi's virtue, how he looks like a toilet ... (Ma Gongzi has entered the stage and stood behind Ying's father) Ma Gongzi (pulls out a handkerchief to wipe his sweat): Thank you for not saying that I look like Feng Gong. Ying Fu (hearing the sound turn around): You ~ Ma Gongzi (slamming open the folding fan): Yes, I am ashamed to spend the moon, and I am drowning in wild geese. man of great talent looks like a fairy, Yushu, Feng Ling, and a pear blossom presses the Haitang people to give me the nickname-Ma Decai, the embodiment of beauty and intelligence, hero and chivalry. (takes out a handful of paper money and scatters it into the air, making it look like a fairy) Ying Mu (rushes to meet him): Oh, please sit down quickly ~ (opposite the court) Like a flower, go and make tea for Ma Gong Zi ~ (bends down to collect money) (a male voice outside the court: yes, madam. ) Ma Gongzi (sits down slowly): Uncle and aunt, I don't know about the next marriage with Yingtai ... Yingmu: Oh, of course ~ (interrupted by Yingfu) Yingfu: No way! (stands up angrily and points to Ma Gongzi) Do you know what Marxism–Leninism is? Ma Gongzi: I don't know ... Ying Fu: Do you know what reform and opening up is? Ma Gongzi: I don't know ... Ying Fu: Do you know what the Nasdaq index is? Ma Gongzi: I don't know ... Ying Fu: Do you know what "Who are you" is? Ma Gongzi: ... Ying Fu: Do you know who is Leslie Cheung, who is Maggie Cheung, who is Ronaldo, who is Yao Ming, who is Tom Cruise and who is Britney Branny? (Turning to Yingmu) Look at you. How can I rest assured that such an idiot who knows nothing told me to marry Yingtai? Ma Gongzi: Uncle, I ... Ying Fu (turning to Ma Gongzi): You are nothing but money! Ma Gongzi: My uncle really knows my little husband like the back of his hand. My little husband just brought a gift of 3 million yuan this time ... English father: bah! Do you think money can buy everything? I tell you, true love is priceless! Do you think that 3 million can ... (gradually reacting to the taste) 3 million ... (Going over to Ma Gongzi in a low voice) Is that 3 million for me or for two ... Ma Gongzi: Of course, it's half for my uncle and aunt ... Ying Fu: Absolutely not! Ma Gongzi: Then 46-4 ... Ying Fu: 37-4, she's three and I'm seven, otherwise it's out of the question! Ma Gongzi: Then do as your uncle says! (Pulls out a contract) Uncle bothers to sign it, even if he agrees to my marriage with Yingtai ... (The contract was snatched away by Ying's father) Ying's father: Of course, I really agree with 1, (pulls out a pen to prepare for signing). Hey, Ma Gongzi, is that 3 million cash or a check ... Ma Gongzi: What kind of check is it for 3 yuan? Ying-fu: Yes, what kind of check do you need for 3 yuan ... (The pen stops and looks at Ma Gongzi in surprise) 3 yuan? Isn't it 3 million? Ma Gongzi: 3 million is the total cost of the wedding. Today, I will give you a gift of 3 yuan ... (My father throws the contract underground) Ma Gongzi (bends down to pick up the contract): Uncle, if you are too short of money, we can discuss it again ... My father: It's not about money! (sobbing) He can't afford to lose that man ... Ma Gongzi: My uncle taught me that such an important issue as marriage should not be measured by money. However, my husband heard that my uncle likes to travel, so he bought a holiday villa in Hawaii the other day ... Father: Are you serious? Ma Gongzi (pulls out a bunch of keys): This is the key to the holiday villa, and I've already bought the air ticket, as long as my uncle promises my marriage with Yingtai ... (The contract was snatched away by my British father) Yingfu: You won't delay my holiday time ... (As soon as I pulled out my pen to sign it, I was interrupted by an off-site voice) Off-site voice: The old lady is not good! Miss is missing! English father: Yingtai! (She snatched the key from Ma Gongzi in the process of running off the stage) Yingmu: My Yingtai! (running off the stage) Ma Gongzi (paused): My key! (Chasing down the stage) (The lights are dim and the first act ends) Location of the second act: Liang Shanbo's private school. Characters: Mr. Private School, Liang Shanbo, Zhu Yingtai, accompanied by several scholars. Voice-over: Zhu Yingtai has been wandering around since he ran away from his marriage. On this day, he came to the private school where Liang Shanbo studied. Sir: Guan Guan's dove, in the boat of the river ~ (shaking his head clockwise, self-intoxicated) Liang Shanbo (with all the readers): Guan Guan's dove, in the boat of the river ~ (shaking his head counterclockwise, self-intoxicated) Sir: Shan Bo, how many times have I told you to shake your head clockwise! Liang Shanbo: Yes, sir. Mister: My Fair Lady, Gentleman's Gentleman ~ Liang Shanbo (with all the readers): My Fair Lady, Gentleman's Gentleman ~ Mister: Shanbo ~ Shake your head clockwise! (Zhu Yingtai goes on stage and sings "I am a little bird ...") Sir: Uncle Shan, go and see who is making noise. Liang Shanbo: Yes, sir. (Zhu Yingtai sings "Super Star" and sings nursery rhymes after meeting Liang Shanbo) Zhu Yingtai (pointing to Liang Shanbo): A toad with one mouth, two eyes and four legs ... Liang Shanbo: Huh! How dare you make trouble here! Zhu Yingtai: Here is my business card. Liang Shanbo (handing over the business card): Zhu Yingtai, also known as Serena, is 18 years old, and her residence is unknown because she has escaped from marriage. Libra, lively personality, idolatrous Cai Yilin ... Zhu Yingtai: And what is your name? Liang Shanbo: My name is Liang Shanbo. Brother Zhu's singing is wonderful, but I don't want to disturb Mr. Zhu's lecture. Please come with me to make amends to Mr. Zhu. (Pulling Zhu Yingtai off the field) Zhu Yingtai: Brother Liang, it seems that the direction is wrong ... Liang Shanbo: Didn't Brother Zhu hear that the earth is round? It's just a detour to go this way. Just ask Brother Zhu to teach me some knowledge of music theory. (Continue to pull Zhu Yingtai off the stage) I wish brother didn't know. I am also a fan of Jolin Tsai. I don't know what new album she has released recently ... (End) (The lights are dim, the second act ends) The third act location: the wild. Characters: Liang Shanbo, Zhu Yingtai's voice-over: Zhu Yingtai followed Liang Shanbo into the private school, and talked about heaven and earth together, drinking and punching ... Oh, wrong narration, they talked about heaven and earth together and sang loudly. However, the so-called skynet is long, but it is not leaking. Zhu Yingtai's parents and Ma Gongzi finally caught Zhu Yingtai after going through all kinds of hardships ... On this day, Zhu Yingtai and Liang Shanbo said goodbye in the wild. (There was a brawl outside the venue. "What do you read the narration?" "What's the mess?" ……) Liang Shanbo: Brother Zhu, it's a long way to see you off, so let's say goodbye here … (lowers his head) Zhu Yingtai: Brother Liang, don't you have anything to say to me at this moment? Liang Shanbo: I ... (awkward) didn't ... Zhu Yingtai (singing sadly): Later, I finally learned how to love, but it's a pity that you have long since disappeared into the sea of people; Later, I finally realized in tears that some people, once they miss it, will not be there ... (Turn their faces away and don't want to look again) (Liang Shanbo tried to persuade Zhu Yingtai, but Yingtai threw him off) Liang Shanbo: Yingtai, don't be sad. Look, this butterfly has words written on its wings. Zhu Yingtai: You lied to me. Liang Shanbo (still not looking back): Let me read it to you: I am a little bird, and I can throw my life away if I love you. I am not afraid of English and Japanese at all, and I applaud both on and off stage. Zhu Yingtai: I ... love ... English ... Taiwan ... (slowly turning to look at Liang Shanbo) Liang Shanbo: You asked me how much I love you ... The moon represents my heart (the author forgot the middle word * #% ...) Zhu Yingtai (pleasantly surprised): Brother Liang, are you serious? Liang Shanbo (kneeling down): There was once a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't have a Qvf crosstalk bubble. This article comes from China crosstalk bubble net's original link:/XP/6/1/27-12-13/39177.html.