I fell in love with you the first time I saw you, really!

I could swear to lie to you that I gave birth to a child without a belly button and was hit by a car and died when I went out. But I guess you can’t bear it. What will you do if I die? Today I finally mustered up the courage to write you this letter, hoping you can understand my heart. The following is a poem I wrote especially for you. It is very general, with a touch of popular modernism. I came up with it while squatting on the toilet that day because I had a bad stomach. It probably represents half of my level. ”

“The sea! You are all water! What a horse! You have four legs! What a beauty! You say how beautiful you are! There is actually a mouth under the nose..." "Ah! Beauty! Do you love me or not? My conditions are really good! My parents are department-level cadres! I'm a damn handsome guy too! How romantic it is for us to hook up, the dead toad finally fell in love with the broken swan! ! "With my talent and your super beauty, we must be an enviable couple." Even Liang Shanbo Zhu Yingtai, Ronaldinho and Xiao Zhu are not as good as us. Do you think we are a perfect match?