Narrator: It is said that hundreds of years ago, there were four young talents in Jiangnan, all of whom were man of great talent. On Dan Qing, they are all wonderful pens and flowers; In addition, I am charming and unrestrained, and I don't know how many ignorant girls I have charmed. Among them, Mr. Tang Bohu, who has won the title of "Top Ten Outstanding Idols in the South of the Yangtze River" and is known as "Pan An in the Jade Tree and Haitang in the Pear Tree",

(First, Zhu, Zhou and Wen appeared, each with a paper folding fan and big letters. )

I wish: I am a handsome boy

Zhou: I am a handsome boy

Wen: I am a handsome brother

(After a while, Tang hurried on the stage and looked down at the pager. )

When Tang Bohu saw the three men, he bowed forward and said, Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother, where did the three big brothers get rich recently? Why did you CALL me here in such a hurry?

Zhu Zhishan said, get rich? It's going to get moldy if we go on. Recently, with the economic downturn, you guys can't get the performance task, and you're idle at home, and the treatment is not as good as before. Even the yogurt in every meal is gone. These days, the head of the family is clamoring for a divorce from me. Hey, ask what money is in the world, and teach people to live and die! I heard that you are very beautiful, bro. You have your share of "Top Ten Idols" and "Outstanding Newcomers".

I'm flattered, Tang waved his hand.

Wen Zhiming stepped forward and said, The song you wrote has been at the top of the charts for eight weeks. What's it called "Mice Love Rice"? You must have made a fortune, bro.

Tang Zuoqian is vain, saying, It's not so-so. I am what I am today, not only because of the cultivation of several big brothers.

I wish: You still have a conscience. Isn't that right? My brothers want to hold a "retrospective exhibition of their personal works" these days, but they are short of money. We want you to help us, won't you have a problem?

Tang was stupefied and suddenly slapped his head: Oh, my little brother, I almost forgot that there was a book signing activity in the book mall today. Sorry, big brother, I have something to go first. (said and turned to slip away. )

Zhu Zhishan pulled him and said darkly, Want to leave? Hey, hey, tell your ugly things to some street tabloid, and you can join in.

Tang quickly waved his hand and said, no, no, it was just that my younger brother saw that the atmosphere was too serious and was just joking with the older brothers. When the eldest brother is in trouble, the younger brother will go through fire and water. It's just a few things to see.

(with that, he took out his checkbook from his pocket, signed it one by one, and handed it to three people sadly. )

Zhu took it, kissed the check, and put it in his arms, saying, that's like brothers. I heard that the old lady Hua of Hua Taishi's mansion is going to the temple to burn incense and petition today. Her personal maids are all very beautiful, especially Chou-heung, who is desperate for her life.

Zhou Wenbin nearby said, Brother, your mouth is watering. (Handing a handkerchief)

I wish to take it. I wiped my mouth and said shyly, I'm sorry, I drank too much vinegar at lunch.

Tang Mang said: Then why stay? Let's blend into the temple.

the four of them shouted in unison: Let's go!

When the music "Once in a Thousand Years" started, four people sang: GO, GO, Go ...

In the second act, a talented person meets a beautiful woman

Narrator: In April in the south of the Yangtze River, the grass grows, the willows are weeping, and the water town is full of spring scenery.

(The music of "Water Town in a Dream" started, and four beauties appeared. )

Chou-heung said, sisters, why haven't you been to Haagen-Dazs for so long? We have to hurry.

chunxiang said, elder sister, the Pacific department store is having a big sale these days. You see, my Michelle is only fifty pence. Shall we go and have a look at it again?

Dongxiang and Xiaxiang gathered around to appreciate them carefully, and tut-tut praised them: SO CHEAP! SO BEATIFUL！

Xia Xiang shouted excitedly: I heard that Maybelline is also on sale, and I want to go.

Dongxiang faces the audience and caresses her hair, saying, I'm out of softness. I don't tell him (her) the secret of hair, but I only told Xia Xiang. Who knows that word of mouth goes around and everyone knows it? Dandruff disappears without a trace, and hair is more outstanding. Rejoice, good.

sanxiang begged chou-heung, elder sister, let's go and have a look. anyway, the year-end bonus has only just been issued.

Chou-heung primly said, no. Who can afford to blame the old lady for coming back late?

At this moment, Dongxiang cried, Look, aren't those four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River?

(I saw four people coming out together, taking the modeling steps, and strong background music playing)

Dongxiang Road: How handsome!

Xia Xiang said: Cool!

Sanxiang came forward to ask for autographs.

Chou-heung is the only one who disdains to say, "What are the four gifted scholars? They are all embroidered pillows, not just fried by the media. (after saying that, he left)

Tang said in surprise: Whose girl is that?

Zhu Dao: She is Chou-heung. She really has the appearance of sinking fish and falling geese, and she is ashamed of flowers in the closed moon, but she is a little aloof.

Tang Mo shook his hands and said, I have personality. I like it!

sings: inexplicably, I like you and fall in love with you deeply.

sing and say to yourself: how to get close to her? Yes, wait till I get into Washington, and so on ...

Tang exulted and sang: Go to have fun alone, find another partner, go to have fun alone, and I refuse your supervision ...

In the third act, Washington's wits

suddenly put out a sign, "Please continue to watch after the advertisement"

Tang Bohu came on the stage and pulled out a bottle of "Dabao" from his bosom. Using "Dabao", hey, it's really worthy of our face.

took a few steps, suddenly turned around and said, believe me, that's right.

narrator: Tang Bohu fell in love with Chou-heung at first sight. In order to meet Chou-heung, he racked his brains, pretending to be a poor man whose father died, and sold himself into Washington to become an inferior servant. Unexpectedly, because of my humble status, I have no chance to see Chou-heung at all, and I can only do some rough work every day. Finally, one day, the spring breeze of reform blew all over Washington, and the opportunity came.

The housekeeper came out, holding a roll of paper, and announced: In order to cooperate with the reform of the government system, and to embody the purpose of "recording talents without sticking to one pattern", the first Washington Youth Ambassador Grand Prix was specially held for the approval of the old lady. All servants, regardless of their grades, can sign up, and the winner will be able to marry one of the four fragrances. After the preliminaries and rematches in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, four awesome people finally reached the finals. Their job numbers are: 9687, 9188, 8484, 7. Let's welcome them with warm applause.

(Four people appear, with Beijing opera background music. )

When Tang saw the other three people, he was surprised and said, It's you, even brothers. I found a date and they all argued with me.

I wish I could shake my fan lightly and say, "Rest, what age is it? Market economy, free competition, I can't go home and eat sweet potatoes.

the four of them sat down, and the housekeeper said, please welcome four sisters.

when the strings ring, the four fragrances enter.

Tang and other four people look drunk and can't help themselves.

The housekeeper asked, Are you ready, four contestants?

I saw that four people didn't respond, and they called again, but it was still not good.

The housekeeper coughed twice and raised her voice: Please pay attention to the image of the contestants.

the four of them just came to their senses. They quickly tidied up their clothes and sat in a safe place.

The final is divided into three rounds. The first round is the Chinese proficiency test, the second round is the intellectual surfing, and the third round is the free expression. Finally, the four sisters will score and judge the youth ambassador. Now, I declare the first Washington Youth Ambassador Competition officially started. The first is the first round: the literary proficiency test. Please listen to a dialogue:

M: Look at that sister, so beautiful!

female: look at you, big head ghost!

excuse me: what does this woman mean?

Zhou brushed his hands and the housekeeper nodded.

Zhou confidently said, This is not easy. This woman thinks the man is a ghost.

"Wrong."

"I know" Wen Zhiming scrambled to raise his hand. The man's natural head is huge. The woman is dissatisfied with his image. "

" No, no, you are wrong. The housekeeper shook her finger.

"I'm going to Zhu Zhishan" finally came out. "According to my decades of medical experience, this man has been diagnosed with a chronic disease that has disappeared for a hundred years-the head disease is unrecognizable, which leads to swelling of the head and looks like a spectre."

"It's really high and imaginative." The housekeeper gave a thumbs-up and his face suddenly sank. "Unfortunately, it's still wrong. If no one can answer it, this question will be invalid."

"Slow down!" Tang stood up slowly. "Such poor literary understanding really hurts me. That man accidentally knocked over the jealousy jar and was reprimanded, that's all."

the housekeeper said, very good! Add ten points.

Tang raised his hand to the audience frequently and smiled at the other three: I'm sorry, but I happen to know a little about female psychology.

The housekeeper said, Let's go to the second round: Surfing with intelligence, please ask Sister Chunxiang to give a question.

Chunxiang started slowly, and her lips whispered, "How did Sister Lin die in A Dream of Red Mansions?"

Zhou Dao: He died of illness.

"Wrong"

Wendao: Dead of old age

"Wrong"

Finally, Tang Dao: It's not simple, of course, I fell to my death.

"If the answer is correct, add ten points"

Zhou and Wen don't understand: Why?

Tang Bohu said: There are lyrics that don't say "Sister Lin falls from the sky". Can you not die if you fall from the sky?

Zhou and Wen Dawu.

"Last round, free expression. Please welcome 9687 first. "

"Hello, Chairman, judges and dear audience friends. Our view today is: (sing <; The stone of Dabancheng > If you want to marry, don't marry anyone else, but marry me. Chunxiang, marry me. Next, I will show my good conditions from three aspects:

NO.1 My real identity is Zhu Zhishan, a famous artist and an expert with outstanding contributions from the country, who is the first of the four talented people in the south of the Yangtze River;

NO.2 is now working in a foreign company with a good salary and a bright future;

MO.3 I have a two-bedroom apartment and a brand-name car.

aren't you tempted by a talented, beautiful and money person like me? My concluding remarks are over. Thank you.

"9188"

"Yes! Miss Chou-heung, do you know "dang, dang, dang"? "

"what should be done?"

"Only You is the love of my life, and it can accompany me through the ups and downs, Only You, ....., Ow, Ow, Only. Ouch."

The housekeeper really couldn't stand the ugly duck voice, picked up a big stick and hit her head-on. Wen Zhiming fell to the ground. The housekeeper said bitterly, I told you to be crooked again. Next.

Zhou Wenbin and Wen Zhiming waved their hands again and again, saying, We won't play.

Tang shouted, I will. Now, I don't want to hide it any more. In fact, I am a heartthrob-Tang Bohu Chou-heung. You know, the first time I saw you, I knew what love at first sight meant. I wrote a song specially for you. It's you who

stay in the scorching sun and hope for you

sit still and miss you at dusk

wait for you in the dark

I can't live without you in this life

It's you and you will always be you, do you know

Finally, I want to say: Chou-heung, marry me!

sanxiang is obsessed with tunnel: so touching!

Raise the cards in their hands one after another: "1 points" and "1 points" ...

The fourth act ends

The housekeeper finally announces that Tang Bohu has won. Tang took the trophy from the housekeeper, sobbing, and repeatedly said, I want to dedicate the trophy to Chou-heung, who is the source of my struggle.

As he spoke, Tang went to Chou-heung, took out a bunch of flowers from behind and sang, Do you know that I will wait for you? If you really care about me, how can my hand holding flowers tremble in the wind ...

Chou-heung took the flowers and they snuggled up.

Chou-heung suddenly reached out to Tang Bohu, and Tang Qi said, What do you want, madam?

"Don't play dumb. Give me your credit card for safekeeping. These days, men become bad when they have money. I have to keep an eye on you." Chou-heung Road.

Tang rolled his eyes and turned his back ...