Library

1. Take away a wealth of knowledge and leave behind a shelf of good books.

2. Meditate and absorb the source of knowledge to show your true talent and learning.

3. Being romantic does not mean being eloquent, but being silent means the longest.

4. The eyes look at the past and present, China and the outside world, and the ears need to be quiet for a while.

5. Don’t take anything away except memories, and don’t leave anything behind except footprints.

6. Don’t take anything away except your thoughts, and don’t leave anything behind except newspapers and periodicals.

7. Leave books and newspapers behind and take away the truth.

Teaching Building

1. Spiritual communication does not require too many words - please keep quiet.

2. When there is noise, one cannot calm down; when there is fighting, others cannot think.

3. Be civilized in your language and elegant in your behavior.

4. Leave nothing behind but your back, and take nothing away except knowledge.

5. Reading will clarify your ambitions and lead to peace and tranquility.

6. The noise stops here and thoughts sublimate here.

7. Let your thoughts be smart and beautiful, and your words and deeds should be civilized and elegant.

8. Civilized language starts with me, and civilized behavior starts with me.

Parks, squares, scenic spots

1. Public places, testing virtues, no invigilation, I hope you pass.

2. Walk around for three to five steps, leaving the grass green.

3. Distance creates beauty, refuse close contact - protect the lawn

4. The proper way to "spit" starts with me.

5. Put yourself in the embrace of nature and please don’t dirty her beautiful clothes.

6. Let your spitting and conversation be as elegant.

7. The life of the flowers taken away is short, but the flowers left behind are forever. Please keep your feet "green".

8. The trash can says: What you throw away is exactly what I need.

9. Feed me the dirty things. Mother Earth has just changed into clean clothes - said the trash can.

10. I have a huge appetite and swallowed all the peelings and confetti. .

11. Take away the beautiful memories and leave the good hearts behind.

12. When flowers bloom, you have to appreciate them directly. Don’t cut off the flowers to enjoy the branches.

13. Xiaocao smiles at you and asks you to take a detour.

14. Every flower and every grass is life, and every branch and leaf is always about love.

15. Smiling among the flowers and grass, admiring their appearance outside the garden.

Residential areas and communities

1. When it gets dark, I will shine on you, but when it gets bright, you will turn off me - Corridor Lamp Say

2. Children need peace and quiet when studying. Rest requires silence - don't be "noisy" for a while

3. Don't "get wet" when you are on high ground. Loving your neighbor means loving yourself.

Restaurants

1. Glow-in-the-dark glasses of fine wine can damage the spleen and stomach due to binge drinking.

2. Don’t get drunk when you drink. What’s the taste of being drunk?

3. If you have wine now, don’t get drunk now. Cherish your health as the most precious thing.

Traffic regulations publicity

1. A glass of wine for the driver and a couple of tears for the loved ones.

2. Take safety on the road and go home with happiness.

3. Go out happily and come home safely.

Promote water conservation

1. Now, when humans are thirsty, they have water to drink; in the future, what will happen when the earth is thirsty?

2. Cherish the source of life and "close" every little thing.

Internet Cafe

1. The cursor flashes to convey your inner thoughts; the keyboard sounds convey civilization.

2. You can play games, but you cannot play games; games are not life, and life is not a game.

Answer: Lu Xiaofeng 3 - Trainee Magician Level 2 4-1 20:56

1. The German public: "Small is better."

3. Marlboro cigarettes: "The Marlboro Man."

4. Nike: "Just do it."

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5. McDonald’s: “You deserve a day off.”

6. De Beers: “Diamonds are forever, and one will be passed down forever.

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7. General Electric: “GE brings a better life. "

8. How often is the table open? Wine: "The wonderful taste is indescribable. "

9. Clairo hair dye: "Did she use it? Is she useless? "

10. Ives: "We are working hard. ”

11. FedEx: “Fast-legged orderly.” ”

12. Apple Computer: “1984. "

13. Alka-Schulz Company: "A variety of advertising."

14. Pepsi-Cola: "Pepsi, just right for taste. ”

15. Mai’s Coffee: “It’s fragrant and full of flavor. ”

16. Ivory Soap: “99 and 44/100% pure. "

17. American Rapid Transit Company: "Do you know me? ”

18. U.S. Selective Service: “Become a complete player. ”

19. Anacin anti-pain tablets: “Quick, quick, quick results.” ”

20. Rolling Stones: “It feels real. ”

21. Pepsi-Cola: “The choice of the new generation. ”

22. Hathaway shirt: “A man who wears Hathaway. ”

23. Boma Shaver: “The signature array on the side of the highway. ”

24. Burger King of the United States: “Take it on the road.” ”

25. Campbell’s Soup: “Mom, it’s delicious.” "

26. U.S. Forest Service: "The little brown bear wearing the narrow-brimmed hat with the word "Smoke" on his head, "You can prevent forest fires."

27. Budweiser Beer : "This Budweiser is for you."

28. MAIDERFORM: "I dream of wearing my own MAIDERFORM bra to go shopping."

29. Victor Language Machine Company: "The voice of a master."

30. Cai's ν is in harm's way. The Jing bones are pressed out. The cones are dizzy. How can I stir up the Α! ?

31. Raspberry soap: "Smooth skin, you can't help touching it."

32. Benson Hodges 100th anniversary: ??"Our shortcomings."

33. National Biscuit Company: "UNEEDA BISCUITS'BOY IN BOOTS."

34. Energizer Batteries: "Energizer Rabbits."

35. The company is defeated : "Salt falls like rain."

36. Chanel perfume: "Share this dream."

37. Ford "Saturn" series: "A different company, A different car."

38. Crest toothpaste: "Look, mom, there are no cavities."

39. Mars chocolate: "It only melts in the mouth, not in the hands."

40. TIMEX: "An unforgettable bite."

41. Chevrolet: "Drive your Chevrolet to see America."

42. Calvin Klein: "Between me and my Calvins, there is nothing."

43. Reagan seeks re-election as President of the United States: "This is another spring in the United States."

44. Winston Tobacco: "Winston, good taste in cigarettes."

45. American Music School: "When I sat on the piano bench, they all laughed at me until I started playing. < /p>

46. Camel cigarettes: “I walked a mile to buy this pack of Camel cigarettes. ""

47. Wendy's Burger: "Where's the beef?"

48. Anti-solution: "Always a concubine, never a bride."

49. Cadillac: "Be a leader!!?

50. "America the Beautiful" movement: "Crying Indians. "

51. Charmin: "Don't squeeze Charmin!"

52. Wheat Family: "The breakfast of champions. ”

53. Coca-Cola: “The real Coca-Cola. ”

54. Greyhound Long-distance Bus Company: “Only the fun of riding, without the fatigue of driving.” ”

55. Kroger Rice Curry: “Take a bite and it will be dry and crispy.”

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56. Polaroid instant shooting: “It’s that simple. "

57. Gillette Razor: "Looking at the light, I feel good. ”

58. Levi’s bread: “You don’t have to be a Jew to like Levi’s bread.” "

59. Piper Sodan Toothpaste: "You may be wondering where the yellow spots are. ”

60. Good Luck Cigarettes: “Just for good luck, not sweetness. ”

61. 7Up Soda: “This is not Coke. ”

62. Vesco Cleaner: “Please apply it on the collar. "

63. Sunsweet Prunes: "A little dot today will become a wrinkle tomorrow. ”

64. Life Cereals: “Hello, McGee. "

65. Hertz Car Rental Company: "Let Hertz take you on the road. ”

66. First Grant Food Company: “What’s behind First Grant?” ”

67. Podu broiler: “Let a tough man make a soft and fragrant chicken.” ”

68. Haomark (London Bullion Union, UK): “Sincere care, expressed in real gold. ”

69. Blossom Girl bed sheets: “A buck Well spent.” "

70. Greensboro Group: "Jackson Heights Apartments. ”

71. Sternway Piano: “An immortal instrument. "

72. Levi's jeans: "501 blue. ”

73. Blackgrama Great Lakes Fur: “What is living in a legend?” "

74. Blue Nun wine: Steele Mira.

75. Rum beer: "From the sky-blue water town. ”

76. Quaker Oatmeal: “shot from guns.” "

77. ESPN Sports Channel: "This is the sports center. ”

78. Mawson Beer: “The laughing couple. ”

79. California Milk Promotion Board: “Did you drink milk?” "

80. AT&T: "Feel free to contact us. ”

81. Blair Cream Hair Lotion: “Use only a little at a time. ”

82. Carling Black Label Beer: “Hey, Mabel Black Label. ”

83. Suzuki Motors: “Liar Joe. ”

84. BMW: “The ultimate driving seat. "

85. Texaco Oil Company: "Entrust your car to this star, and you can rest assured. ”

86. Coca-Cola: “Always Coca-Cola. ”

87. Xerox Copier: “This is a miracle. "

88. Bartosz and Joyce Wine Cooler: "Frank and Eddie" Folklore Duet.

89. Danno Kefir: "The Old Man of Russia. "

90. Volvo Cars: "In Sweden, the life of an ordinary car. "

91. 6-character motel chain: "We leave a light for you. "

92. Dessert at Jill-0 Restaurant: "Bill Cosby and the kids. "

93. International Business Machines Corporation: "Chaplin's Little Tramp image. "

94. American Travelers Association: "Grilla the Gorilla. "

95. Power Guard: "Medicine Box. "

96. Mabel's ready-to-eat breakfast: "Today I am 40 years old, and I want my Mabel. "

97. Bavrin medicine: "Rapidly beating heart. "

98. Wrigley Shirt: "My friend, Joe Helmedge, is now a horse. "

99. Yang Robicham Advertising Company: "Impact. "

100. Lyndon Johnson ran for President of the United States: "First-rate.

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Hypothesis:

A sentence composed of two parts, the first part is like a riddle, and the second part is like the answer to a riddle. The first part is usually said, but the original intention is in the latter part.

For example: looking at people through the crack in the door ----- looking down on people. (a metaphor for narrow vision and incomplete understanding of people). Stealing chickens fails - losing rice. (That is, not only did not take advantage,

Instead, we suffered losses)

Proverbs:

Proverbs are commonly used fixed sentences circulated orally by the people, using simple and popular words to reflect profound truths

For example: a hundred-foot pole, one step further. (A hundred-foot pole: the top of a very high pole. It is a metaphor that you cannot be satisfied with the results you have, and you must continue to work hard again and again)

Humorous story:

Once, an American reporter interviewed by Zhou Enlai asked maliciously: "Your Excellency, Prime Minister, why do you Chinese call the road that people walk on a road? ”

After hearing this, he did not rush to retort with harsh words, but said wittily: “We are walking the road of Marxism, or Malu for short. The American reporter still refused to give up and continued to ask difficult questions: "Your Excellency, Prime Minister, in the United States, people walk with their heads raised, but why do you Chinese walk with your heads lowered? How do you explain this?"< /p>

Premier Zhou said with a smile: "Isn't this strange? The problem is very simple. You Americans are walking downhill, so of course you have to walk with your head up, but we Chinese are walking uphill.

Of course he left with his head down. The reporter asked again: "China now has 400 million people. How many toilets do we need to build?" "This is pure nonsense. However, in such a diplomatic occasion, and it is inconvenient to refuse, Premier Zhou smiled lightly and replied: "Two! One men's room and one women's room. ”

Crosstalk:

You are in charge!

A, I noticed that you always run to the hospital.

B, yes .

A went to work in the hospital.

No.

Hospital A went to work in my hospital. Then go to work?

A lets the hospital ambulance take you.

B, screw you!

A, you are young and always run to the hospital. , I must have fallen in love with the nurse in which department.

B went to the hospital because he fell in love with the nurse.

The nurses in hospital A are all women. p>B, I’m not that elegant.

A, you have a nickname.

A, why are you going to the hospital?

B, I have a toothache.

A, you have a toothache.

A, why don’t you think about it? p>

B, why should I feel pain?

A, you might as well have a foot pain.

A, then you have a foot pain. Boil and steam your feet.

B, I have become a pig's trotters.

A, your smelly feet are not wanted even if they are spiced. I want you to soak them. .

B asked me to soak my feet.

A is right, close your eyes, soak in the hot water, and feel as light and comfortable as flying in the clouds, that's it. No, I won’t go to the hospital tomorrow.

B won’t go to the hospital.

A is going to soak his feet.

I said soaking his feet can heal his teeth. That's it.

A, by the way, I forgot about your toothache.

B, I had a toothache, so I grinned and went to soak my feet, which felt better. , my teeth can’t stand it.

A, too.

B?

A, it won’t hurt if you pull out all the teeth. .

It doesn’t hurt anymore for me to run around with my toothless child.

It’s actually okay for A to be open-minded. , it’s day and night. So whether you have teeth or not, it’s day and night.

B, you would say.

Isn’t A just a broken tooth? , how much is it worth?

B Those are my teeth too

A I understand.

B What do you understand?

A You are obsessed with toothache. Then I agree that you have a toothache.

B Hey, this toothache needs your approval.

A Do you want to have one toothache, two teeth, or a whole mouth of teeth?

B This tooth hurts so much that I hit the wall.

A If I had known this, you might as well not have grown teeth in the first place.

B Is there anyone who talks like this?

A What do you think we should do?

B Do you want to know?

A wants to know.

B Then let me tell you.

A Huh?

B Bah! It's up to you to write how I want to write.

A Hi!