In the arena of love, Xiao San is just a half-way Cheng Yaojin.

compared with me, you want to piss yourself off.

the most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

I don't do anything, so that everyone can have a chance to give full play to their strengths.

I thought I was an expert in love, but I didn't expect you to be an old hand in love.

it is said that what a horse is a cloud, and that swift horse is a cloud in a cloud.

If you want to marry a rich man, find someone-Altman

Happiness means holding another hand and starting a new journey.

I've been having nightmares these two nights, so I have to find a horror movie to suppress the shock.

The world is cold and the chickens know best, and the human feelings are warm and cold.

It's just that my eyes still hurt when I look at you in the crowd.

Face is a thing outside my body, but whether it is necessary or not, money is necessary and I have to.

Add a woman behind the housekeeper, your life-long housewife.

a knife is not sharpened, and a man cannot sharpen a tool.

in the seventh minor of the music box, we missed it.

wait, wait, wait, wait. Youth becomes crow's feet.

keep your personality and don't let others describe you as dirty.

if you want to learn from me, find some essence, and don't let me see through you at a glance.

love means that there is no love after love, for short, love.

I can't keep up with your footsteps. I think I've lost my way.

I woke up in the morning and found my pillow wet. I thought it was crying, but later I realized it was saliva.

There is no Ami in the south, and the Tathagata: Say you are doomed love.

I was retarded last year, but this year it's easier to be promoted to stupidity.

I'm not a person's money, so how can everyone love me?

asking what the world is like only makes people want to commit suicide.

don't take yourself as the protagonist, in fact, you don't have that many audiences.

my eyes are too low in pixels to see the world clearly.

don't think that just because you wear Smith Barney, you won't go the usual way.

The more people you meet, the more you like animals.

in the eyes of fools, the cleverness of smart people is worthless.

in a pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human manners.

betray my love and let you eat kelp all your life.

those who are handsome and have cars are chess, and those who have money and houses are banks.

When China is developed, foreigners are needed to translate classical Chinese.

Women in high heels are stunners, and women in canvas shoes are the best.

The garden can't be closed in spring, so I lured an almond out of the wall.

as long as the hoe dances well, can't you dig down a corner?

Jianghu rumor: the quality of teachers' lectures directly determines the traffic this month.

milk is not necessarily a mother, but money must be a grandfather!

They are all from China, so don't talk about quality!

Take off my clothes, I'm an animal. Put on my clothes, I'm devil wears prada!

A woman with various amorous feelings is a lighter, and a woman who doesn't understand amorous feelings is a fire extinguisher.

If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

I am not in the Jianghu, but there are legends about me in the Jianghu.

I really want to put you in a flowerpot and let you know what a vegetable is.

After whose noble family, your father is Marshal Tianpeng! Funny classical Chinese sentences

1. The end of the month is approaching, but there are more than enough text messages, and the number of them is huge, and it is endless, and it is hard to count them! Every time I think about this, I have no regrets about my discipline, sighing about the rush of time, hating the meanness of moving and the sadness of the world. It's useless Only by sending it in groups can we soothe the injustice in our hearts. But every month, when will it end? It is to realize the laziness on weekdays and brew the bitter fruit of today. If you are diligent in texting, why worry about inexhaustible? Therefore, for this article, I would like to inform you that the lessons learned from the past are already in sight, and those who come later should not repeat the same mistakes. If you send short messages quickly, they will be full of troubles!

2. If someone keeps a pig, he gets bored and abandons it. However, if the pig knows the way back, it will be useless to abandon it. One day, he drove a lot and abandoned the pig. He called his family late at night and asked, "Is the pig returned?" Answer: "I have returned!" Its roar: "Let it answer the phone, I am lost!" "

3. If you don't know, you won't know. The test is exciting enough, but there is no question; If you don't know in class, you will make trouble with many styles; Self-study is the same as knowledge, and you are all born; Born in China, died in China; It is possible for me to learn English. English is not qualified, which shows my character more; Mathematics is not qualified, and the teacher takes full responsibility; If the language is not qualified, what can I do? Doing well in the exam depends entirely on isolation; If you don't do well in the exam, you don't know how to do it in isolation; Going back to school every day is even more worrying, and the teacher talks about the wild. I heard it as if I were sleepwalking, and I criticized it for no reason; Homework is as much as revenge, and doing wild things is like fishing for the head; Going back to school is left-handed, and getting worse every day; Homework is copied, and one department will not be handed in; Go back to school and drink coke after school; Ring the bell and fly separately, and it will be another Day.

4. Your mother is getting old, and if it weren't for me to stay and fuck you, I would say no less than two or three sentences today. Anger is also, those who take a nap, not only me, but also the point. What's more, I haven't lost my mind yet, and I'm wronged. What can you do? If you really have the ability, why are more than half of the students lying on the case? There are six out of ten people who hate you. Are you good? Its number can be seen. Let bygones be bygones, and today's events are hateful, so don't be angry. Mother's, sincere, and mother's non-joy.

5. One person drinks good wine, but not wine. One day, drink and get drunk. Return, pointing to the sky: is this the sun or the moon?

6. Deny the chat room and go to the no-chat version; I don't smell the cries of insects, but I see invitation posts flying all over the sky. See my husband under the net, and my husband is in tears; If you only care about Internet addiction, you will be in debt. Ask the woman where she wants to go, and frankly worship her parents; Borrow a thousand miles, go to the appointment and tell your heart. When I heard the news of my daughter, I was in a hurry to hide everywhere. Sister-in-law heard of her coming and locked the doors and windows quickly; When I heard my sister coming, I climbed the east wall in a panic. Open my old door and move your arhat bed; Break into my old cupboard and search your password box. When the window counts money, go to the airport at once. Seeing netizens thousands of miles away, netizens' eyes are shining; I've been online for a month, but I don't know what a pretty girl looks like.

7. The post-8s husband, who is a beginner in literature, is not free of compulsory education and does not see the distribution of colleges and universities, deserves to expand enrollment, pass five customs, cut six generals, and master after master, and has been in a cold window for several years, with a debt of 1,. Looking for a living, leaving home, crossing Jiangsu and Zhejiang in the east, Huguang in the south, volunteering in the west, drifting in Kyoto in the north, flying in Dai Yue, holding a candle for ten years, and saving 1 thousand. The property market soared, there was no place to live, and the house purchase money was not enough for the down payment. So he invested in the stock market and shrank to more than 1, yuan in the following year. He became ill with depression and was hospitalized for a week. All his illnesses failed, and he was expelled from the hospital because of arrears. Looking for medical insurance, not conforming to the rules of serious illness, refusing to pay, and returning it despite illness. Friends pity it, send Sanlu milk powder, drink it and die.

8. I've been upset recently, and I don't think about tea and rice. It's only because of that day that you borrowed thirty coppers, but there is no shortage of rice at home. What can I do? Grandfather Liu, the county magistrate, sent a maid to deliver a message to ask for the yellow diamond in March. For this reason, the little girl stayed at home and couldn't sleep at night. Because she has squandered all her money so far, she often misses the thirty coppers of that day. I treat them like my own, knowing what I want, sister, and I am polite, hee hee.

9. Drink alone and get drunk. Only loose pieces need to be helped. Push loose with your hand and say, Go!

1. Dinosaurs are also shy, and pretty girls are also arrogant. They all chat online, so I can tell what I am like.

Confucius said: No matter how high the martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives. No matter how smartly dressed you are, you will get a brick. If a tree doesn't skin it, it will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

12. Confucius said: Don't pretend to be B, but pretend to be struck by lightning; Don't pretend to be pure, pretend to be pure.

13, hee hee, hee hee, the beautiful girl is on the plane; I don't smell the dial tone, only the woman sighs. Ask the woman what she thinks and what she remembers; Women have nothing to think about, and women have nothing to remember. I was really shocked when I went online last night; Twelve letters from my sister, all invited to meet under the net. The pretty girl is married and has taken the surname of others; Surfing the Internet is for self-entertainment and making new friends. The eastern version is idle, and the western version writes an autobiography; Go south to tell the heart song, and go north to chat. Face up to the internet, and connect online at dusk; I don't hear my husband calling his wife, but I hear insects calling constantly.

14. Confucius said: Fight with bricks! What a mess! According to the head! Whether it's dead or not, another Buddha is talking nonsense! I am merciful! Not too much! A brick is dead. Classical Chinese funny quotations

1. I don't know! Dare to be consistent, crazy!

2. Confucius said: Parents are here, so don't travel far. You must travel well.

3. Liu Suying's illness is always in heaven. Chen Shi urine soup, never expired.

4. The whole world is confused and I am alone, and everyone is drunk and I wake up alone, so I let go!

5. Haw answers haw. Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does she fly? Boeing 747.

6. Confucius said: Don't pretend to be B, but pretend to be struck by lightning; Don't pretend to be pure, pretend to be pure.

7. Drink alone and get drunk. Only loose pieces need to be helped. Push loose with your hand and say, Go!

8. The whole world is clear, but I'm alone. Everyone wakes up, but I'm alone. It's made of paper!

9. I don't leave you here, but I have my own place to stay, and I don't leave you anywhere. I will go to the railway.

1. Dinosaurs are also shy, and pretty girls are also arrogant. They all chat online, so I can tell what I am like.

11. My minister is 2% this year, and my grandmother is 9% this year. Please forgive me for the affair.

12. The imperial edict was severe, and I blamed Altman. People all over the universe forced me to hang myself. I have to obey.

13. I love to be soft when I catch the sacred court; Likui jy, the former satrap, loves Lafang more. After the secretariat of Leslie Cheung, a courtier and a slave.

14. I resigned from Beijing last year and lived in Tokyo, where I was ill. There was no music in Tokyo, and I didn't hear about Sima Guang all the year round.

15. Money is what I want. Beauty is what I want. You can't have it both ways, and those who give up money and take beautiful women are also.

16. I can live a hundred years without my grandmother. Grandmother can live a thousand years without ministers. Mother and grandson can't compare with the tortoise.

17. One person drinks good wine, but not wine. One day, drink and get drunk. Return, pointing to the sky: is this the sun or the moon?

Confucius said: No matter how high the martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives. No matter how smartly dressed you are, you will get a brick. If a tree doesn't skin it, it will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

19. Confucius said: Fight with bricks! What a mess! According to the head! Whether it's dead or not, another Buddha is talking nonsense! I am merciful! Not too much! A brick is dead.

2. I'm young and ill, not at the age of nine. Alone, as for the establishment of new China. There are no handsome guys, but beautiful women at last. The door is weak and thin, and there is rest at night.

21. If someone keeps a pig, he gets bored and abandons it. However, if the pig knows the way back, it will be useless to abandon it. One day, he drove around a lot and abandoned the pig. He called his family late at night and asked: Does the pig belong? Answer: I have returned! Its roar: Let it answer the phone, I'm lost! A complete collection of signatures in classical Chinese

1. If you want to express it, you must consolidate it. If you want to be weak, you must strengthen it. If you want to abolish it, you must revitalize it. If you want to take it, you must fix it.

2, life and death are broad, and Zicheng said. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

3. People who have no faith don't know what they can do. A big car has no nickel, and a small car has no space. How can it be done?

4. Knowing the male and keeping the female is the world stream; Know its white, keep its black, for the world, know its glory, keep its shame, for Amagai.

5, causing deficiency and keeping quiet. Everything works together, and I will watch it recover.

6. Time is colorful and changeable. How can we go to stay for a long time?

7. Put yourself first after your body, and forget your body and stay.

8. Those who know me call me worried, and those who don't know me call me what I want. Heaven is long! Who is this?

9. Why do you have to compete? Once you are dead, everything will stop.

1. You must know the age of your parents. One is joy, the other is fear.

11. Eat sparingly, drink water, bend your arms and pillow it, and enjoy it. Being unjust and rich and expensive is like a cloud to me.

12, worthy of people, not afraid of the sky.

13, love will cost a lot; If you hide too much, you will die thick. Therefore, knowing enough is not humiliating, knowing that it is not dangerous can last for a long time.

14. Since the spiritual rain is zero, it is a warning to others. The star said rewelding driving, said in Sangtian.

15. I'm worried about the wind. I think of the death of a wife, really thoughtful of my heart.

16. If you don't know what others don't know, you don't know what others are.

17, picking the ear, not full of baskets. Well, I'm pregnant with someone, so I'll go somewhere else.

18. Honesty is brave and brave, but ultimately it is strong and unyielding. Body has died, the spirit will never die, your soul is the hero of the ghost!

19. The policy of civil and military affairs is based on local policies. If people exist, it will be a political move; When a person dies, his political interest is lost.

2, folded wood, born in the end; A nine-story platform starts from tired soil. The journey of a thousand miles starts with one step.

21. Look forward to the Olympics, and the green bamboo is awkward. There are bandits and gentlemen, such as cutting, such as cutting, such as grinding

22. Those who are moderate are the foundation of the world. He who is in harmony is also in the world.

23. Everything breeds without harming each other, and Tao goes hand in hand without contradicting each other. Small virtue flows, and great virtue is Dunhua.

24. He who speaks right and wrong must be right and wrong.

25, the world's artifacts, you can't do it, you can't hold it. Those who do it lose, and those who do it lose.

26. Learning is like sailing against the current. If you don't advance, you will retreat. The heart is like a horse in the plain, which is easy to let go but difficult to collect.

27. In Yuan, there is Zhi Xi, and in Li, there is Lan, but I think that Gongzi Xi did not dare to speak.

28. I am interested in the south mountain, and I choose my beauty. I feel sad when I don't see a gentleman.

29. Those who know me call me worried. If you don't know me, what do I want? Heaven is long, who is this?

3, learning is getting worse, and learning is getting worse. Loss and loss, so that inaction.

31. See the sage Si Qi Yan, and introspect if you don't see the sage.

32. What night is it? See this lover. Son Xi Xi, such a good person.

33. When Wang Sunxi returns, Xi in the mountains can't stay long.

34, there is a beautiful person, young and graceful. It is just right for me to meet the true coincidences.

35. A husband who makes a light promise will be faithless, and it will be more difficult if it is easier.

36. My heart is knotted and I don't understand it. I think about giving birth but I don't let it go.

37. Don't be angry, don't be angry, don't be angry, don't give up, give a corner, and if you don't oppose three corners, you will never be there again.

38. When Ba Shu dances in court, scholars can bear it, but they can't bear it!

39. A gentleman's friendship is as light as water, while a villain's friendship is as sweet as dew.

4. stick to the ancient ways to keep the present. Knowing the ancient times is called Daoji.

41, happy ever after, mo can keep. Rich and arrogant, self-blame. It is the way of heaven to retire after work.

42. People are kind, and kissing is great. Those who are righteous should also respect the virtuous.

43. When a bird is dying, its song is also sad; Dying men speak true.