The full version of the skit robbery lines:

Director: Lao Pi

Screenwriters: Yang Dong, Jiang Peng, Liu Xin

Performance: Wensong, Yang Shulin, Tian Wa, Jiaojiao, Jia Shuhan

Background music BGM: "Seve" Wen Song dance music

Yang Shulin: Are you with Teacher Jiaojiao? I'm Director Yang. Our robbery scene has been scheduled and we're waiting at the Happy Supermarket. You'll be arriving soon, right? You're on the plane! Can I make a phone call on the plane? OK, then I'll wait for you!

Yang Shulin: Hello.

Jia Shuhan: Hello.

Yang Shulin: Let me introduce myself briefly. I am the assistant director of the crew. We want to shoot a scene here. Can it be convenient?

Jia Shuhan: No.

Yang Shulin: Let’s make an exchange. We’ll film a scene at your place, and then I’ll find a role for you in the scene, which will make you an instant hit.

Jia Shuhan: OK.

Yang Shulin: OK, that’s it.

Jiaojiao: oh my god.

Yang Shulin: What the hell are you doing?

Jiaojiao: I just flew here from Hong Kong. After flying for a long time, I was stuck in the plane.

Yang Shulin: The plane is jammed. Are you sure you are on a plane and not a tractor? Can you listen to me? The role of the robber is not here yet. You have to wait for a while.

Jiaojiao: oh my god, how is that possible? How can I wait for extras but not?

Yang Shulin: This scene has been deleted and will not be filmed.

Jiaojiao: What are you doing? Brother, what are you doing? You took an overnight train here.

Yang Shulin: Why are you pretending to be a Hong Kong and Taiwanese accent for thirty yuan to act in a scene? I’ll tell you later. When the actor who plays the robber arrives, you two will get your lines right and the trick will be right. The one next to us After the scene is finished, I will come over and film you two without leaving the scene.

Jiaojiao: Okay.

Tian Wa: Don’t move.

Jiaojiao: Wow, it came so quickly and professionally.

Tian Wa: Sister, stop talking nonsense and take out the money.

Wen Song: Stop, let go of that girl, what are you going to do?

Tian Wa: Robbery.

Wensong: Me too.

Jiaojiao: What are you two doing? Didn’t you say we were together? Why are there two here? Then you two should decide on this job and see who will do it?

Tian Wa: Don’t be anxious. Let’s make an agreement and come over. I never expected that this is the first time I go out to work and I bump into a colleague.

Wensong: Me too.

Tian Wa: I don’t learn well at a young age, but I have some positive energy. You said you came here to rob me, so shameless.

Wensong: You too.

Jiaojiao: Can you two stop chattering? Decide quickly.

Tian Wa: Shut up, you are the one who was robbed. You are still anxious. Just sit and wait for a while. I tell you, I am a professional.

Wensong: Who is not?

Tian Wa: You know that when I was confronting you just now, I had already finished all the work on the shelves. Let you see what I have in my pocket: chicken feet, spicy strips, pickled mustard. , glass factory, braised eggs, chewing gum, all available in an instant, they are all my favorite foods.

Wen Song: There are a lot of them, and so do I. Take it and make it yourself.

Tian Wa: I never expected that you are also a master, but the score is first come, first served. I have a big belly, so my belly came in first.

Wensong: I also said that my legs were longer and I came in first.

Tian Wa: What the hell are you doing?

Wensong: Stay away from me, stay away from me.

Tian Wa: My waist is broken, my waist is broken, I’m telling you today, don’t even think about leaving, get me the money quickly, or I’ll call the police and I’ll tell you.

Wen Song: Let’s do it. Okay, I’ll take you to the hospital first. Let’s check the disease first. When we get back, we can decide who will get the job, okay?

Tian Wa: Who is your master?

Wensong: My master will scare you to death if I tell you. He has robbed people from all over the world and given them the nickname Tian Dakeng.

Tian Wa: I never thought you were my dad’s apprentice.

Wensong: Show me the evidence, brother.

Tian Wa: Brother, I never thought that the flood would wash away the Dragon King Temple.

Wen Song: Our family was separated.

Jiaojiao: You two are acting in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. This is robbery, not sworn friendship.

Wensong: Shut your mouth. Can you give my brother and I a minute to get together?

Tian Wa: Brother, since we are a family, I will leave this job to you.

Wensong: Brother, you were the first to get here, so you should grab this job while I leave.

Tian Wa: I’m leaving.

Wensong: Brother, it’s better for me to go, I have more money.

Tian Wa: Brother, I have to leave.

Jiaojiao: I’m leaving. You two have no experience at all.