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50 Secrets of Tutor Suzuran

Statement 1:

Bai Lan can eat a pile of marshmallows that weigh almost as much as him within 24 hours. Milfiore didn't know where to start complaining, whether he really ate all the marshmallows or whether he didn't have diarrhea after eating.

2. Bai Lan can improvise a song on any theme. .

3. Bai Lan thinks it is very interesting to tease Irie Shoichi with the most bizarre language in Google Translate. He once forced Zhengyi into a corner, and then said to him seriously in Swahili, "I want to push you down on the table and beep-"

4. Bailan is a very powerful hacker . As long as he is interested, he can steal confidential information from the Pentagon without any difficulty.

5. Bai Lan named his family Millefiore because Millefiore sounds very much like M.I.L.F. (Mom I’d like to fuck). To this day, Bai Lan can't help but laugh whenever others say "Mirufiore".

6. Bai Lan pays great attention to personal hygiene.

7. Bai Lan is very good at making Mojito. In fact, he can mix any kind of wine. .

8. Bai Lan never thought of becoming a world-famous mafia leader when she was a child. His dream is simple: to be a ventriloquist.

9. Bai Lan’s art level is about the same as that of a seven-year-old child. Remember that Q version of Bai Lan? He drew it himself.

10. Bai Lan always parks his car at an angle of 65 degrees. He likes to tease Zhengyi because Zhengyi has obsessive-compulsive disorder, especially when it comes to parking.

11. Bai Lan has eaten all types of desserts in the world. How did he do it, you ask? This...just think that he has enough spare time.

12. Bai Lan’s favorite thing to do is to have parties.

13.Bai Lan has two offices. One for working and one for him to eat snacks. That "office" he named "the happy world in vain.".

14. Bai Lan’s other “happy world” is Zhengyi’s room. Yes, he likes people with natural red hair.

15. Bai Lan talks in her sleep when she sleeps. Almost everyone who had interacted with him had said a few words to the sleeping Bai Lan.

16. Bai Lan has albinism, so his hair is white. But he doesn't care about this disease, he quite likes his hair color!

17. Bailan has a very fast metabolism. What a lucky boy, otherwise with the speed at which he eats sweets, he would probably be heavier than an elephant.

18. Bai Lan has always been the most popular person in the class from elementary school to college.

19. The inverted crown under Bai Lan’s eyes is not a tattoo. In fact, he once got so drunk at a party that he woke up the next morning to find the crown under his eye. Fortunately, he likes it very much

20. Bailan likes to do activities in the Milufiore headquarters on Fridays. For a while he was hosting "S&M Fridays." "Samp; M Friday" had been very popular in the past few months, until one Friday Baishana was shirtless, wearing a leather mask and wandering around the base in handcuffs. Since then, Bai Lan has never mentioned "S&M Friday" again.

21. One of Bai Lan’s hobbies is to buy the most novel and useless things on Ebay. He especially likes to buy things where the postage is more expensive than the goods. Well, Bai Lan is a strange person. I didn’t know that was annoying! .

23. Bai Lan has two bulldogs, one named "Buttou" and the other named "Hall" (the same as whore). Bailan hopes they are two unique bulldogs in the world.

24. Bai Lan has always been resentful, why was he not born on Halloween? Couldn't he have been born three days later? It's perfect for him to have a birthday on Halloween.

25. Bai Lan is a person who has no attention.

Did you know that goldfish only have a memory and attention span of about 3 seconds? It's a pity that Bai Lan is not even as good as a dead goldfish.

26. Bailan gave Sparna the nickname "Spar-Tron". He always thought it was a good nickname, because Spana usually only dealt with machines, and he also liked Tron's electronic products.

27. "Hey... I seem to have seen that red-haired child somewhere?" (See Chapter 25).

28. Bai Lanzhen doesn’t remember the first face-to-face conversation between him and Liu Daogui at all. Because when Liu Daogui was provoking him, Bai Lan had only one thing in his mind. To give you a hint, that word rhymes with rex.

29. Bai Lan particularly hates reading. Alice once tried to get him to watch Twilight. Bai Lan glanced at the first two pages, lost her patience, and threw the book into the shredder without hesitation. Two weeks later he had Stephenie Meyer assassinated.

30. Bai Lan sometimes wishes that Uni was 10 years older than she is now. Is he weird? .

31. Bai Lan became the leader of the Jesuo family when she was 14 years old.

32. Bai Lan once accidentally called Bluebell Blueballs. He still laments how much trouble two letters can bring. .

33. Bai Lan especially likes to give the strangest and most ridiculous tasks to the Phantom Knight, just to see if this man can complete it. He once asked the Phantom Knight to help him find a wife. The special requirements were as follows: her name must be Deloris, her height must be exactly 168cm, her hair must be purple, she must smoke methamphetamine, and she must Has a prosthetic leg like Captain Hook. This mission directly caused the Phantom Knight to become mentally weak.

34.Bai Lan has a master's degree in biology. He is indeed a mafia leader, but this does not prevent him from graduating from the best university with the highest grades in his class.

35.Bai Lan did not torture Liu Daogui very much, although everyone thought so. But...at least it's not physical torture. He only asked Liu Daogui to serve him once as a maid. Yes, Bai Lan likes the maid. .

36. Bai Lan has always wanted to use Alice’s penis as a pillow to sleep on all night.

37. Bai Lan thinks Daisy is actually a very good person. It's just...he looks so scary. Bai Lan always kept a distance of 5 meters from him, and he would never get close to that strange child.

38. Bailan really, really hates Spanner. He was not jealous of Spanner, well, that was actually one of the reasons; but what made Bai Lan very angry was that couldn't Spanner make intact lollipops? He doesn't want to eat a lollipop that has reached 85.

39.Bai Lan’s room is as cold as an ice cellar at any time. He wouldn't sleep if the ceiling in his room wasn't frozen. Everyone felt strange: Why did Bai Lan never get sick? .

40. Bai Lan has always wanted a Wuwu Sera. He wanted to give him a hard blow when he kept talking nonsense. That man is really too talkative.

41. Bai Lan feels that the renovated Japanese branch base looks like building blocks. It would be even better if we added a LEGO brand.

42. Bai Lan can speak English, Spanish, Japanese... and of course Swahili.

43. When Bai Lan saw his other self in the parallel world, his heart was filled with cold fear for the first time. After that he suffered from insomnia for three weeks. Of course, Bai Lan felt much better when she saw him for the second time. .

44. Bai Lan couldn’t help but want to laugh every time she saw Zheng Yi having a stomachache. For a timid person like Zhengyi, it is really difficult to be a traitor.

45. Bai Lan particularly likes the irony behind his name. The flower language of White Orchid is completely different from his personality.

46.Bai Lan really wants to kill the Phantom Knight. Not because the man was annoying and useless, but because he just enjoyed torturing people who had betrayed his family.

Why does the Phantom Knight think that Bai Lan won't do the same thing as him? .

47. Bai Lan sometimes wishes that everything could go back to the way it was before. He felt a warmth that he had longed for for a long time from Zhengyi's body, and that man was probably the one closest to him. Unfortunately, they are destined to become enemies.

48. Bai Lan likes to stand alone on the beach and quietly look at the horizon in the distance. He couldn't help but feel at ease when he thought that he in the parallel world could do exactly the same thing when he was busy. .

49. Bai Lan knew that at the end of that battle, he would definitely die. Vongola has a firm belief and a reason worth fighting and winning. And he has nothing of his own.

50. Bai Lan is a devil. It's that simple. But every time he sticks chopsticks up his nostrils and laughs and tells you he's a walrus, he's just like a normal boy. Bai Lan is the worst person in the world? impossible.

Statement 2:

1. Bai Lan felt that she had a high IQ a long time ago, because no matter how she observed, the people around her were just a group of monkeys.

2. Before Bai Lan went to college, he always had tutors, although he had already completed college courses by himself when he was 11 years old. 3. The parallel world is actually a very helpful ability, because there will always be some traffic seeping in, which will give you a terrible headache.

4. Bai Lan admitted that he still liked Xiao Zheng very much.

5. Bai Lan will not tell Irie Shoichi that he will betray her in almost every parallel world.

6. Milfiore’s team uniform was designed by Bai Lan himself.

7. Bai Lan hates Cerbero because they always follow Irie.

8. In the past, Bai Lan was not picky and could eat marshmallows, but now Bai Lan prefers vanilla flavor. 9. In fact, the family emblem of Mirufiore was designed by Bai Lan based on his own hairstyle.

10. Mirufiore has 10 warehouses dedicated to storing marshmallows.

11. It is said that Byakuran will become mentally unstable if he cannot eat marshmallows for 10 consecutive hours

12. Bai Lan likes to go to department stores to buy marshmallows.

13. Bai Lan likes the cake batter ice cream served because it was recommended by a handsome man with a strange hairstyle.

14. Bai Lan fell in love at first sight for the second time in Bingsheng.

15. Bai Lan prefers classical music.

16. Bai Lan likes to wear street goods, because in another world someone said that he can put on any clothes with a brand-name style.

17. The tenth generation of Vongola was a young man with very dazzling eyes, so much so that Bai Lan almost couldn’t hold back during the first meeting.

18. Bai Lan hates dazzling things.

19, blue white black purple.

In 20, Bai Lan would not tell Kikyo that the eye shadow he applied was very technical.

21. Bai Lan doesn’t like Lily of the Valley very much because she will compete with Bai Lan for snacks.

22. Bai Lan trusts Platycodon very much, she really trusts her, but that’s the end of it.

23. Pomegranate is a weird uncle who always wants to get together with cute girls, although according to him, he is only five years older than Bai Lan.

24. Bai Lan will feel relaxed when he kills the tenth generation leader of Vongola.

In 25, Bailan would not tell Irie Shoichi that his expression at that time looked like he was about to cry.

26, in addition to eating marshmallows, Bailan also likes desserts with cream.

27. Bai Lan will not have nightmares because he works 18 hours a day.

28, Bai Lan knows a lot about Irie Shoichi, but Irie Shoichi knows that Bai Lan likes to eat marshmallows.

29. Bai Lan still has some hope for this world.

30, the boy named Leo is very cute and naturally sarcastic.

31. After Bai Lan approves the document, he will go to watch Vongola's fog guard deliver the information.

33. Bai Lan likes to see Liu Daogui's desperate expression, because it makes Bai Lan feel satisfied.

34. Bai Lan is not good at interrogation, but Bai Lan is very interested.

In 35, Bai Lan knew that Liu Daogui had an apprentice.

36, Liu Dao Skeleton is very similar to Bai Lan.

37. Bailan likes Uni very much because although her smile is dazzling, it does not disgust Bailan.

38, Bai Lan feels a bit pity.

39. Bai Lan tried to find a way to lift the rainbow curse, but there was no way.

40, Bailan often gets fever due to overuse of her abilities.

41. Bai Lan showed mercy three times, once to Mr. Bones, once in a selection battle, and once at the last moment.

42. Bai Lan is a person who gets bored easily.

43. Bai Lan was indeed sad when Yuni disappeared.

44. In the past, for Bai Lan, there were only himself, monkeys and toys in the world, but now he has someone he wants to keep by his side.

In 45, Bai Lan secretly observed Xiao Zheng's expression when he was squeezing Tsunayoshi-kun unconscious, and then Bai Lan suddenly didn't want to play anymore.

46, the flame is very warm, Bai Lan's last smile was actually directed at Irie, but those damn glasses completely blocked Irie's face, Bai Lan was a little disappointed. ?

47. In his 25 years of life, Bai Lan was happiest between the ages of 18 and 22.

At 48, Bai Lan has a very cherished group photo.

49, Bai Lan has laughed many times in her life.

At 50, Bai Lan feels that he is already very satisfied.