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Does anyone have a script for the enemy entering the village?

Skit - Japs enter the village! When the Japs enter the village, they will wear: Japs uniforms, traitor uniforms, military uniforms, floral clothes. Props: guns, spoons. Music: The younger sister comes to the scene in tears. After singing a song, the younger sister says: Selling flowers, selling flowers, who sees me? Brother? Brother, have you seen my brother? (Gunshots ring out) No, the Japanese are coming. (Run among the guests. Music starts: Japs enter the village) Traitor appears: Taijun, there are no Eighth Route Army soldiers, please come out quickly. (The Japanese appear and walk to the center of the stage) Taijun, please give me a lecture. (Taijun bah la wah la..., yo hee) Taijun, I mean there are a lot of pretty girls here. Taijun: Hey, you’re leading the way. Traitor: Taijun, there is one here. Taijun: Isn’t this Liu Xiaoqing? Traitor: Taijun, there is another one here. Taijun: Bah, isn’t this the manager’s horse, Axiangpo? Traitor: Taijun, how about this. (Discovering sister) Taijun: Yohee, bring her here. Traitor: Yes, let’s go. Sister: Dog traitor (kick the traitor with your feet) Taijun: Rice trash, go and bring her over. Traitor: (Bringing his sister over) Taijun, you can use it. Taijun: Taijun hasn’t eaten Chinese turtle essence in the past two days. He’s not feeling well. You can use it. Traitor: Yes, thank you Taijun. (Guard this and walk back) Taijun: Wait, I’ll do it. Traitor: Taijun, what should I do? Taijun: Your duty is to stand guard. (Take my sister to the dressing room and throw out the clothes) Sister: Help, don’t take off my clothes, no, no, stop. Traitor: Taijun, Taijun, run quickly, the Eighth Route Army is coming. Taijun: Ah, do you have a gun? Traitor: Take it. Taijun: If you take it with you, why not run away quickly. (The Japs in flowery shorts and the traitors ran to hide among the guests) Detachment of Women's Army chorus, the leader appeared: I am the famous militia company commander Li Xiangyang and his younger brother Li Yang. I heard that the Japs and traitors came to the **, I was really tired of living. Dare to come to ** to cause trouble. Women's troops, assemble. (Several women's soldiers came out from the background) Women's soldiers, have you brought any guys? Detachment of Women: I brought it. Chief: Show me the guy. (Take out the spoon) Is this the kind of weapon you use to fight the enemy? Detachment of Women: My husband has not prepared anything else. Chief: Ladies, I heard that little Japan came to ** to pick up girls, so you should keep your eyes open. Detachment of Women: Do you want to catch them? Chief: Yes. Detachment of Women: Do you want to have sex? Chief: Yes. Detachment of Women: Sorry, let’s go back. Chief: Come back, you can only move forward, not backward. Find it for me. Detachment of Women: Chief, there is one here. Chief: Isn’t this Comrade Lei Feng? Detachment of Women: There is one here. Chief: Don’t make any noise. Isn’t this an underground party? Little Japan is there, capture him, and escort the Japanese and traitors over. Detachment of Women: Yes. (Push the Japanese to the stage) Chief: You traitor, kneel down. Traitor: It’s none of my business, it was all done by little Japan. Chief: Fart, you traitor, I can’t spare you today. What do you think of dealing with him? Detachment of Women: Strip them naked and throw them out. Chief: Okay, women’s soldiers, strip him naked and throw him out. (Drag the traitor to the background) (See Taijun peeing) Chief: Damn you, you are urinating everywhere when you are dying. You little Japan, you have done many evil things in China. Taijun: I didn’t do anything. I just killed and raped. Chief: You also raped, who did you rape? Taijun: There are a few of them. Chief: Is there any more? Sister appears: Brother. Chief: Sister, you have suffered a lot. I have had a hard time looking for you. Sister, why are your legs so purple? Girl: I was bullied by a Japanese who used black and thick hair. Chief: You little Japanese dare to rape my sister. I will shoot you on behalf of the people. What else do you want to say before you die? Taijun: Do you still have a sister? Chief: Fart. (Shoot and kill the Japanese) Folks, little Japan was killed and our country was liberated. The march of the People's Liberation Army sounded, and everyone stepped on the Japanese. The Japanese said, "Stop, it's really stepping on me. I didn't say stepping on it during the rehearsal."