College Campus Funny Script: Lines from "Touched Four Years"

College Campus Funny Script: Graduates send old scripts "Touched Four Years"

Stage play ( Days related to youth)

Characters: (Male) Xu Yan, Yao Yuan, Wang Feiyang, Instructor Zhang (Female) Meng Lei, Tan Liling and Wu Qiaoqiao

Act 1 Scene 1 Military training in the rain

Keywords: Hardship

Playful background music with thunderous roar—

(voiceover, noisy voice "Run, it's going to rain" and everyone was in a panic Run onto the stage.

Instructor: Stop, stop. Who will do 500 more squats?

Everyone freezes and maintains the original running posture (to have a comedic effect).

The instructor ran up from behind: Who allowed you to disband?

Xu Yan: Report to the instructor, the air is shaking, as if the sky is burning, and a storm is coming.

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(Others snickered) Instructor: What are you afraid of, we are soldiers, keep standing in the military posture

(Sound effect - lightning sound, several girls screamed) Yao Yuan: Report to the instructor. , lightning pierces the sky, and the heavy rain is really coming.

Instructor: Don’t move, we are soldiers.

(The sound of thunder starts to rain) Meng Lei. : Report to the instructor, it’s raining heavily.

Instructor: Keep standing, I... (Before the instructor finished speaking, the boys said: We are soldiers.)

Instructor: OK, Everyone is ready to answer, just understand, continue to stand for me

(Everyone should show that they are getting wet again, for example, when the instructor turns around, they can secretly wipe away the rain)

Wu Qiaoqiao: Oh... (crying)

Instructor: Don’t cry! (All three girls started crying...)

Instructor (at a loss): Don’t cry, don’t. Cry, stop crying.

The instructor is embarrassed when he sees the girls crying: Oh, please stop crying, I... ...Oh, forget it, let’s dismiss.

The girl’s face immediately became clear, “HOHO~Long live the instructor” and the male and female students cheered and ran to the backstage.

Instructor: You..., Don't run, stop... (Chasing to the end)

Xu Yan: Soldiers never look back...

Instructor: You... (This paragraph should be funny, reflecting the past Military training is hard, but everyone's mischief also reflects the fun of us who just entered college)

Act 1 Scene 2 Farewell to the instructor

Keywords: touching farewell

The instructor carried his luggage and everyone caught up.

Everyone: Instructor.

The instructor stopped and turned around and smiled at everyone.

Instructor: There is no need to say goodbye. We have to say goodbye after a long journey.

Everyone came up and hugged the instructor goodbye.

Wu Qiaoqiao: Instructor, we can’t bear to leave you. .

Tan Liling: Instructor, you are actually very handsome.

Yao Yuan: Instructor, take care of yourself.

Wang Feiyang: Instructor, I wish you find a beautiful wife.

Xu Yan: Instructor, have a nice trip.

Meng Lei: After you are discharged from the army, you must come back to Huanong to see us.

Instructor: Yes, I will. Goodbye, classmates. (Salute) Turn around and leave.

Audience: Instructor. (Girls must wipe their tears =.=!!)

The instructor stopped (without turning around) everyone: Thank you! (Background music increases)

The instructor (raises head, controls tears) continues walking.

Everyone saluted the instructor’s back.

The curtain falls (background music, actors need to pay attention to some detailed movements in the scene of Goodbye Police, because there are not many lines, and the main purpose is to highlight the psychology of the characters)

Second Act Movement March

(Keywords: sports meeting emotions)

Meng Lei was walking alone, feeling disappointed after seeing off the instructor during the day.

Xu Yan was passing by and saw Meng Lei.

Xu Yan: Hey, Monitor Meng, why are you blowing the wind alone?

Meng Lei: It’s you, it’s nothing, just relaxing.

Xu Yan: Oh my god, why do you make this beauty so sad?

Meng Lei (laughing): Who is sad? It was a bit sad to see off the instructor during the day.

Xu Yan: What? Fall in love with the instructor?

Meng Lei: What are you thinking? Ours is a revolutionary friendship.

Xu Yan: Well, meeting and parting are like a keyboard and a mouse.

Meng Lei: Huh?

Xu Yan: What I sell is a suit.

Meng Lei: Your metaphor is really professional. What do you think it will be like after we graduate?

Xu Yan: Let’s travel through the nine continents like a storm.

Meng Lei: Will you cry?

Xu Yan: It’s a joke, the east wind blows the war drums, but I’m a man and I won’t cry.

Meng Lei (smirking): But during the day, I seemed to see a certain man with tears in his eyes.

Xu Yan: That. . That's not me (Meng Lei stared at him deliberately) That's because my eyes have endocrine disorders.

Meng Lei: Well, in order to prove that you are a man, you will represent your class in the men's 1500 meters at the college sports meeting early next month.

Xu Yan: Huh? Monitor, you can't abuse your private power like this.

Meng Lei: This is an honor given to you by the organization. Contribute your strength to the collective. That's it. (Run)

Xu Yan: Hey. . . Let’s discuss it again. . catch up. .

Scene 2 Athletes’ march at the competition (lower volume)

“Students participating in the men’s 1,500 meters, please report to the inspection office. Students participating in the men’s 1,500 meters, please report to the inspection office. ”

Yao Yuan: Hurry, hurry up, Xu Yan has reached your 1,500 meters.

Wang Feiyang: Yes, it’s time for you to show off your power.

Xu Yan: But why do I feel like you two are being escorted to the execution ground?

Yao Yuan: The word "sex" has a knife in your head. Who made you fall into the squad leader's sugar-coated bullets?

Xu Yan: Wait a minute, you have to prepare a stretcher for me at the finish line.

Yao Yuan: I know, I have found several beautiful nurses for you.

Wang Feiyang: When you finish running, I will take turns giving you artificial respiration.

Xu Yan: The quality cannot be like that of your girlfriend.

Wang Feiyang: Fuck you. Let's go (get off the stage)

Meng Lei was on the stage, looking to one side and saying "Xu Yan, come on". Xu Yan rushed up from the backstage and crossed the finish line. Meng Lei stepped forward to support him.

Meng Lei: Are you okay?

Xu Yan: Well, it’s okay, even my heart seems to want to jump out and run a few laps. .

Meng Lei: Get up quickly. I’ll walk with you. Don’t sit still. .

Xu Yan: I can’t do it anymore, I’m paralyzed from a high position. Meng Leila couldn't move, and Yao and Xu caught up.

Yao Yuan: Xu Feiren, third place, far exceeded our expectations.

Xu Yan: You guys are so interesting. You even said you would pick me up at the end.

Wang Feiyang: We are cheering for Li Ling, Qiao Qiao and the others. The women are all high jumpers with long legs.

Yao Yuan: That formation is not a high jump competition. It is simply a beauty pageant. Contest.

Xu Yan: So, you abandoned your revolutionary comrades and took the initiative to fall in love with sugar-coated bullets?

Meng Lei: Please help him to rest quickly.

Wang Feiyang and Yao Yuan saluted "yes sir" together and helped Xu Yan off. Meng Lei looked at Xu Yan and their backs, the lights dimmed.

(This act mainly wants to show the vague affection between the male and female protagonists, and the unique impulse of our youth)

The third act dormitory scene

Keywords ( Porridge in the dormitory)

Scene 1 Boys' dormitory

Xu Yan and Wang Feiyang are in the dormitory

Wang Feiyang: Xu Yan, you said Yao Yuan really likes Tan Li Ling?

Xu Yan: I can’t believe it. Look at him, he’s been in full bloom these past two days.

Wang Feiyang: Hey, do you think he has a role or not?

Xu Yan: According to my analysis, this woman likes to give men endless daydreams and make you think you are very successful. But just when you think you are determined to win, she suddenly throws a tantrum into your face. A basin of cold water...

Wang Feiyang: So you mean Yao Yuan...?

Xu Yan: There is more danger than good. Yao Yuan came back with a rice cooker and mung beans.

Wang Feiyang: Phew, someone is back from a date.

Yao Yuan: Oh, I went to Wushan Street and bought a rice cooker. I want to cook mung bean porridge (while talking and cooking)

Xu Yan: Are you going to turn your grief and anger into Appetite?

Yao Yuan: Do I need me? After all, I have been struggling on the battlefield of love for more than ten years.

Wang Feiyang: So, you came back to express your condolences to us after a victory at the front?

Xu Yan: I haven’t had mung bean porridge for a long time. Please put more sugar.

Wang Feiyang: It’s a pity that there is no refrigerator, otherwise it would be delicious to eat if it was frozen.

Yao Yuan: Who said this porridge is for you.

Wang Feiyang, Xu Yan: Huh?

Yao Yuan: Liling said she really wanted to eat the mung bean porridge cooked by her mother, so I gave her a surprise.

Xu Yan: Shameless

Wang Feiyang: Dirty

Xu Yan: Despicable

Wang Feiyang: Villain.

Xu Yan: Thank you for thinking it through. If this spreads out, it won’t be embarrassing.

Wang Feiyang: Don’t say it’s from our dormitory.

Xu Yan: Plus your skills, what if you poison someone to death?

Yao Yuan: Don’t worry, I have learned to cook porridge from my mother since I was a child.

Wang Feiyang: No matter what, you are a man. . you. . You can't do it either

Yao Yuan: What do you know? This is called not being able to let go of the child but not being able to trap the wolf. When I catch up with Tan Liling, I will ask her to give me porridge every day.

Wang Feiyang, Xu Yan: Huh?

The curtain falls.

Scene 2 Girls’ Dormitory

Wu Qiaoqiao: Meng Lei, do you think Liling likes Yao Yuan?

Meng Lei: I guess I like him. Look at him looking like a young girl these past two days.

Wu Qiaoqiao: Hey, do you think they have a chance or not?

Meng Lei: According to my analysis, Liling always likes to sit near him in class these days, and when she returns to the dormitory, she always keeps texting mysteriously. When Yao Yuan called her just now, she Went down immediately.

Wu Qiaoqiao: What do you mean...?

Meng Lei: The uncooked rice is almost ripe. Tan Liling came back with mung bean porridge.

Wu Qiaoqiao: Yeah? Why did you come back from the date so soon?

Tan Liling: Whoever went on a date, I went downstairs.

Meng Lei: What is this?

Tan Liling: Mung bean porridge, Yao Yuangang gave me this.

Wu Qiaoqiao, Meng Lei: Oh~~oh~~eh~~~

Tan Liling: Oh, it’s not just for me. There are so many, everyone. have.

Wu Qiaoqiao: It’s not his excuse. Who didn’t know this was for you (while talking, he brought it to eat)

Meng Lei: We are taking advantage of Liling. Yes, um, this love porridge is so delicious.

Wu Qiaoqiao: Well, this husband’s porridge is really sweet.

Tan Liling: Bah, bah, bah, it’s your husband.

Meng Lei: Liling, this kid Yao Yuan is really nice, honest and considerate. Which boy can cook porridge for girls nowadays?

Wu Qiaoqiao: That’s right, he is Definitely a rare breed among good boys.

Tan Liling: Look at you, he bought you off with just a bowl of porridge, why don’t you just become his girlfriend.

Wu Qiaoqiao: Hey, if you don’t want it, I’ll really consider accepting it.

Tan Liling: You dead girl. . .

(Laughing and joking)

Current End

Act Four: Postgraduate Entrance Examination Battlefield

Keywords Postgraduate Entrance Examination

(Background sound effects are required) (Lines are freely assigned)

Wang Feiyang: To take the postgraduate entrance examination or not to take the postgraduate entrance examination? This is a choice.

Yao Yuan: Do you need a reason to take the postgraduate entrance examination?

Wang Feiyang: Is it necessary? Yao Yuan: Is it necessary?

Wang Feiyang: Don’t you need it?

Yao Yuan: Do you need it?

Wang Feiyang: Don’t you need it?

Yao Yuan: I am just studying with you, why are you so serious? (While the two were talking, other staff came on stage)

Xu Yan: Life is precious, love is even more valuable. High, if it is for postgraduate entrance examination, both can be thrown away!

Wu Qiaoqiao: Postgraduate entrance examination... What you lose is time, but what you gain is the whole future

Tan Liling: The postgraduate entrance examination has not yet been successful, comrades still have to work hard

Meng Lei: I took the postgraduate entrance examination gently, waving my sleeves, and didn’t give you a breath; I passed the examination quietly, just as I signed up again, waving my sleeves gently, and took away a piece of Sweat

Audience: Postgraduate entrance examination takers from all over the world, unite! Sing:

Xu Yan: I looked left and right and looked up and down. It turns out that the question types are different every time. After reading and guessing again and again, the ideas behind the test questions are really strange!

Wang Feiyang: I admit that it was all the fault of taking the postgraduate entrance examination. The salary after graduation was too high and too attractive, so I decided to take the postgraduate entrance examination in an instant and stayed there until I grew old. (The trouble caused by the moon)

Wu Qiaoqiao: I can’t grasp the test questions, so I always watch me fail. There are so many people who have passed the test in the world, why can’t there be one more of me (Single Love Song)

Tan Liling: The most romantic thing I can think of is to study with you until we grow old. When we are old and can’t go anywhere, we still regard the postgraduate entrance examination materials as treasures in our hands (the most romantic thing)

Yao Yuan: God, please save me. I’m old and haven’t even passed the exam ten times. Perseverant candidates like me are about to become extinct. The god of luck has not come yet.

Meng Lei: You ask me how deeply I love you, how much I love you, think about it, go take a look, the postgraduate entrance examination represents my heart. (The moon represents my heart)

Audience: Let the postgraduate entrance examination be more intense!

Act 5: (Last Birthday)

Keywords Dream Friendship

Scene 1 Dream (Background Music Secret Garden)

Wu Qiaoqiao walked onto the stage alone, looking around, not knowing where she was.

Wu Qiaoqiao: Where am I? Xu Yan appears and is on the phone

Wu Qiaoqiao: Xu Yan, Xu Yan. Xu Yan thought about his fate. Tan Liling and Yao Yuan, they were laughing and chatting happily

Wu Qiaoqiao: Liling, Liling, Yao Yuan, you...

Tan Liling and Yao Yuan ended. Wang Feiyang took some information and walked around while reading. Wu Qiaoqiao deliberately stopped in front of him. Just when Wang Feiyang was about to hit her, Wang Feiyang suddenly thought of something and turned around and ran down.

Wu Qiaoqiao: Wang Feiyang, you... Qiaoqiao is very disappointed

Meng Lei: Qiaoqiao, why are you here.

Wu Qiaoqiao: Meng Lei, are you willing to talk to me?

Meng Lei: What’s wrong with you? It's so strange to talk.

Wu Qiaoqiao: I just met

Xu Yan, Liling, Yao Yuan, Feiyang, but they all ignored me. It seems like I don't exist.

Meng Lei: Maybe they haven’t watched it, or maybe everyone is very busy.

Wu Qiaoqiao: But - I always feel that everyone has changed, they are different from before, and they no longer love each other as much as before.

Meng Lei: Qiaoqiao, you are still as naive as you were four years ago. Four years ago, we unexpectedly met in Huanong, but this accident destined us to part ways four years later. Maybe they are right, let this classmate love fade away, so that when we graduate, there will be less reluctance and concern.

Wu Qiaoqiao: But Meng Lei... We have known each other for four years. Is the friendship of these four years something we can just let go of?

Meng Lei: There are many four years in life, and we are just passers-by during your four years of college. Let us become a beautiful memory of each other. I have something else to do, so I will leave first.

Wu Qiaoqiao: Meng Lei, Meng Lei (catching up, falling "Ah" and waking up from the dream)

Wu Qiaoqiao (stage lights dimmed): Were you in a dream just now? But why are each of them so clear? "Let us become a beautiful memory of each other." Why should it become a memory? We can obviously still feel each other and hug each other. Is graduation really an end? From now on, we bid farewell to a period of innocent youth, bid farewell to a group of sincere classmates, raise our hands to say goodbye, and go our separate ways? Is it really over?

Scene 2 Birthday

Meng Lei: Hello, Qiaoqiao, I’m downstairs in the dormitory.

Wu Qiaoqiao: Ah, Meng Lei? Didn’t you go home?

Meng Lei: Well, the company worked overtime and brought a lot of materials back to work on. Can you help me come down and get it?

Wu Qiaoqiao: Well, okay, just wait for me. Qiao Qiao comes on stage, waiting for Meng Lei on the side of the stage

Xu Yan: Hello, hello, yes, I am Xu Yan, did I pass? Second round of interview, oh, when, um, okay, thank you

Wu Qiaoqiao: Xu Yan.

Xu Yan: Hello, Qiao Qiao (I hurriedly said hello and left) Tan Liling and Yao Yuan appeared together

Tan Liling: How is work?

Yao Yuan: No, the salary at the company I went to yesterday was too low. 2,000 a month is not enough.

Tan Liling: It’s hard to find a job now, I almost lose confidence

Yao Yuan: Don’t worry, you can definitely find the right one.

Tan Liling: Well, there will be a job fair for XX company tomorrow. Let’s go and have a look.

Yao Yuan: Yes, OK.

Wu Qiaoqiao: Liling, Yao Yuan.

Tan Liling: Qiaoqiao, why are you here.

Wu Qiaoqiao: I’m waiting for Meng Lei.

Tan Liling: Oh, we went to dinner, 88

Wu Qiaoqiao: Yeah.

Wang Feiyang trotted up with a pile of information, and Wu Qiaoqiao deliberately stood in front of him. Wang Feiyang almost bumped into him and dropped some documents on the ground.

Wang Feiyang: Ouch, Qiao Qiao, we almost hit him.

Wu Qiaoqiao: Haha, where are you going in such a hurry?

Wang Feiyang: Shall I go...ah? I forgot to take my resume (turned around and ran down) and I’ll talk to you later~

Wu Qiaoqiao: Alas, everyone is so busy that no one can remember what day it is.

Meng Lei: Qiao Qiao.

Wu Qiaoqiao: Hey, Meng Lei.

Meng Lei: It’s been a long time.

Wu Qiaoqiao: No, but I just met Xu Yan, Li Ling and the others. They were all so busy that they didn’t even remember... (He stopped talking)

Meng Lei: You don’t even remember that today is your birthday, right?

Wu Qiaoqiao: You...you still remember.

Meng Lei: How could you not remember? Don’t forget that you spent your first three birthdays in Huanong with us.

Wu Qiaoqiao: Yes, unfortunately it won’t happen this time. I had a dream yesterday. In the dream, some of your best friends ignored me. They were all so strange. You also said that after graduation, we will always break up, so let this classmate feeling pass away lightly. I really don’t want this, I don’t want to see us graduate, I don’t want to see us go our separate ways, I don’t want to see us become strangers in the future.

Meng Lei: You are stupid again. How could it be? Even after graduation, we will still keep in touch. I, Xu Yan, and Liling will all stay in Guangzhou. Everyone can still Come out often and get together.

Wu Qiaoqiao: But when I met them just now, it was like the situation in the dream. None of them were as enthusiastic as before.

Meng Lei: That’s what they did to tease you. They all remember your birthday.

Wu Qiaoqiao: Please stop coaxing me. I am not a child anymore.

Meng Lei: If you don’t believe it, just take a look. Li Ling came out with a birthday cake, followed by Xu Yan, Yao Yuan and Wang Feiyang, "Happy birthday to you, I wish you..."

(Everyone leaned towards the middle of the stage, creating an atmosphere)

The lights dimmed, and a description of the text was printed on the big screen. When the lights came on again, six people sang together for ten years)