Hacker: I controlled your computer

Xiaobai: How?

Hacker: Use Trojan

Xiaobai: ...where? Why can't I see it?

Hacker: Open your task manager

Xiaobai: There is nothing in "My Computer"

Hacker: Forget it, pretend I have nothing Have done it

Hacker: I have taken control of your computer

Xiaobai: Oh

Hacker: Are you scared? ! Hehe

Xiaobai: You came just in time, please help me kill the virus. My machine has a lot of problems recently

Hacker:...

Xiaobai: You Why do you keep jumping in and out of my computer at will?

Hacker: You can install a firewall

Xiaobai: If you install a firewall, will you not be able to enter?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel like it’s a waste of money

Xiaobai: I heard that you can create "viruses"?

Hacker: Yeah

Xiaobai: Can you control other people’s computers? !

Hacker: Generally yes

Xiaobai: Can you hack those websites?

Hacker: Of course, haven’t you heard people call me a “hacker”?

Xiaobai: ...Oh, I thought it was because you were so arrogant...

“硄!”

Hacker: Here I go again Got it! !

Xiaobai: Don’t you find it annoying coming in every day?

Hacker: It’s very annoying. Your computer is the worst I’ve ever seen

Xiaobai: No, this is a famous brand

Hacker: I mean, apart from mentally retarded games, there are only viruses in your machine

Xiaobai: Oh, then have you seen my "Lianliankan"? I don’t remember where it is installed, I’ve been looking for it for a long time.

Hacker: ...Goodbye

Hacker: Hi! I'm here

Xiaobai: I haven't seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall?

Hacker: Haha, it’s a joke. It’s easier to get on your machine than mine. Don’t you miss me?

Xiaobai: I want to ask you for a favor

Hacker: What is it?

Xiaobai: Can you enter the power system and modify some data?

Hacker: ...What do you want to do! !

Xiaobai: Please, help me pay my electricity bill this month...

Hacker: Go to hell! !

Hacker: Where did you die? ! !

Xiaobai: ...You have been out for a few days, what are you doing with me?

Hacker: I’m looking for something

Xiaobai: What are you looking for here? Hacker: For viruses, look for an old virus from a few years ago. Only your machine has the most complete collection of viruses!

Hacker: Here I come! !

Xiaobai:...

Hacker: Why don't you speak?

Xiaobai: In a bad mood

Hacker: Who bullied you?

Xiaobai: I lost one of my Q accounts, which contains my first online love

Hacker: This is simple, I will get it back for you

Xiaobai Bai: I can’t get it back

Hacker: Impossible, tell me, what’s the number?

Xiaobai: Wow... I just don’t remember

Xiaobai: Come out! ! ! !

Hacker: What’s wrong? !

Xiaobai: Did you use my ID to play in the forum? ! !

Hacker:. . . .

Sorry, I forgot to tell you, but I didn’t do anything bad, I just made up a post. I promise I won’t play it again next time

Xiaobai: That won’t work! ! !

Hacker: What else do you want?

Xiaobai: Your post made me blush. It’s my first time to blush. I’m so happy. You must make up another one for me.

Hacker: Fuck!

Hacker: Hey, I did something very interesting just now

Xiaobai: What happened

Hacker: I went to the forum to upvote the post

Xiaobai: This is very common

Hacker: I immediately upvoted the post and called the poster a pig to my heart's content, which was a relief

Xiaobai: Wow, that's too much It’s so fun, but I would never dare to do it, I would be banned!

Hacker: Yes, it has been blocked.

Xiaobai: Is this interesting? !

Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID

Xiaobai: Are you an expert?

Hacker: You can say so.

Xiaobai: How high is it?

Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I’m bored.

Xiaobai: Ha, I can do this too!

Hacker: #￥! So can you? !

Xiaobai: Yes, it goes black as soon as I turn off the phone. . . . .

Hacker: Get out of here...!

Bai: Xiaohei, come out quickly, my QQ password has been stolen, 555~~~~

Hacker: No problem, I will get it back for you.... .. (Ten minutes later) No, I have no problem logging in with your number...

Xiaobai: Then why can’t I log in?

Hacker : Let me take a look... Sister, it seems that the login box you opened is the MSN login box...

Xiaobai: Oh, it turns out that these two are not interchangeable... ....

Hacker: Guangdang...

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, come out quickly!!!

Xiaohei : What's going on? I haven't woken up yet!

Xiaobai: Why can't I enter my QQ password?

Xiaohei: What did you use to input it?

Xiao Bai: Of course it’s the keypad, you idiot!

Xiao Hei: ............How can you type in if your keypad is not turned on? ?

Xiaobai: Help me open the toilet!!!

Xiaohei: ............................. .......(vomiting blood)

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, please tell me what Google is?

Hacker: It’s a search engine, so you can find things quickly. !

Xiaobai: Well, let me try.

Hacker: Have you tried it?

Xiaobai: I have tried it. I used Baidu to find Google in no time.

Hacker: Can you throw a stone at me?

Xiaobai: Can we meet?

Hacker: ... ..This, that’s not good, why do we need to meet?

Xiaobai: I want to see if you think the same as me

Hacker: Heh, what do you think? ?

Xiaobai: He is very handsome, wears tight clothes, and is magical. He can go anywhere and maintain world peace everywhere

Hacker: .....you It’s Spider-Man, boss!

Hacker: Hello~~~

Xiaobai: You come here every day, are you curious about me?

Hacker: It’s not curiosity, it’s habit. I came in easily

Xiaobai: Hum, I have a good way to change your habit

Hacker: ..... ...Oh?! What can I do?

Xiaobai: I'll go to the telecommunications bureau and change the bandwidth to 1K, so you can't squeeze in because it's too narrow, haha~~

Hacker: What a genius!......Then can you still access the Internet?

Xiaobai: Yes, take your time!

Xiaobai : I learned some computer knowledge today. It’s very powerful.

Hacker: Tell me.

Xiaobai: You can make everything invisible on the computer at once.

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Hacker: Dizzy! How is that possible? I’ve never heard of it.

Xiaobai: Turn off the monitor and there will be nothing. Haha, be smart~

Hacker: ``````````Go to hell~

Hacker: Why are there so many things on your computer desktop?

Xiaobai: It’s easy to find.

Hacker: Why did you put the DVD movie on the desktop?

Xiaobai: I love watching that movie, it’s so touching.

Hacker: ```` ``````````

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, let me ask you, why is the message "Insufficient space on C drive free ```````" kept appearing in the lower right corner of the computer nbsp;

Hacker: Damn!

Hacker: Hello!

Hacker: Hello! Xiaobai~

Hacker: What?

Ignore me?

Xiaobai: I'm crying.

Hacker: Huh? What's wrong? Who bullied you?

Xiaobai: No, No one bullies me

Hacker: Why are you crying?

Xiaobai: Look at Crayon Shin-chan, Xiaoxin is lost~He is so pitiful~555555~

Hacker: -_-|||, then keep crying!!!

Xiaobai: I want to install anti-virus software

Hacker: Well, okay, your computer needs it An antivirus.

Xiaobai: I want to install a brand-name product, preferably SONY, or BMW.

Hacker: Is adidas any good?

Xiaobai: OK, help me install it.

Hacker: Damn! I have something to do!

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, if I want to delete the useless files on my computer What should I do if I cannot delete something that I have passed?

Hacker: You can press F8 when starting the computer to enter "Safe Mode with Command"-gt; "Path"-gt; and then DEL file Name, OK~nbsp;

Xiaobai: I want to delete the windows in the C drive

Hacker: That is the system folder

Xiaobai: But I have never used it.

Hacker: I shouldn’t discuss this issue with you! Damn~

Xiaobai: There is a person’s name on QQ It sounds so cool.

Hacker: What’s your name?

Xiaobai: Hacker’s grandfather

Hacker: Damn, who is he? Send me the number!

Xiaobai: Number: XXXXXXXXX

(15 minutes have passed)

Hacker: He is a computer idiot!

Xiaobai: How do you know?

Hacker: He said you can use DOS.

Xiaobai: ``````````````

Xiaobai: Do you really think I’m an idiot?

Hacker: That’s right.

Xiaobai: My netizens say I’m very smart

Hacker: What did they say?

Xiaobai: I won’t tell you*_*

Hacker: It must be you who sent them the photo of PLMM again Right?

Xiaobai: How do you know?~~~~

Hacker: Damn!!

Xiaobai: Xiaohei? Your summer vacation Is there anything interesting about Youmi?

Hacker: Yes, why are you asking this all of a sudden?

Xiaobai: Then send it to me with more details...

Hacker: Oh, wait then...

(15 minutes later)

Hacker: No, why do you want me to send it to you?

Xiaobai: My teacher wants me to hand in my summer homework and write down 10 interesting things about my summer vacation...

Hacker: Damn it!!

Hacker: We have known each other for a while, right? ?

Xiaobai: Yes

Hacker: Do you think I treat you well?

Xiaobai: Not bad..

Hacker: Heehee (shy)

Xiaobai: What are you doing? You want to borrow money?

Hacker: ````````````

Xiaobai: I still owe the squad leader 5 yuan for my money!

Hacker: ```````````` Pretend I didn't ask anything...

Xiaobai: Come out! Ask you!.

Hacker: What?

Xiaobai: Can you steal QQ?

Hacker: Nonsense!

Xiaobai: Then you Help me steal a Q number...

Hacker: Tell me the number...

Xiaobai: 10000

Hacker:

!． #￥……—*

Hacker: I’m here again..

Xiaobai: Just in time, I have something to ask you..

Hacker: What? What happened? Don't you want me to help you change your water bill this time?

Xiaobai: Can you crack the password?

Hacker: Nonsense, I am a hacker... ..........

Xiaobai: Help me decipher the Da Vinci Code!

Hacker: Go to hell, you idiot who has watched too many movies... ...........

Xiaobai: Do you find it interesting to enter my computer every day?

Hacker: It's interesting!

Xiaobai Bai: What's the point?

Hacker: I'm studying why your computer, which is full of viruses, doesn't crash...

Xiao Bai: I know!

Hacker: .......#￥! Why?

Xiaobai: This is called fighting virus with fire!

Xiaobai: I also want to control your computer

Hacker: No, I will go crazy if someone else enters my computer

Xiaobai: This is not fair!!

Hacker: Well, okay, then you have control

Xiaobai:... But I don't know how to...

Hacker: Gaga~~~ That's why I agree!! !

Hacker: Here I go again

Xiaobai: This may be the last time we meet

Hacker: Oh? What happened?

Xiaobai: I want to reinstall the system, do anti-virus, and install a firewall to prevent you from coming in!

Hacker: So you hate me so much... .Okay, I won’t be here anymore, bye.

Xiaobai: Um... Hey, wait a minute!! First, teach me what reinstalling the system is!

Hacker: .............

Xiaobai: Can you answer computer questions?

Hacker: It should be possible

Novice: Which key on the keyboard is the most handsome?

Hacker: ........................ I don’t know

Xiaobai: Of course it is "F4"!!nbsp;

Hacker: Fainted!

Xiaobai: Let me ask you another computer question. Can you Answer?

Hacker: As long as it’s not your idiot question

Xiaobai: I’m serious!! Can you operate my computer?

Hacker: Well, yes

Xiaobai: If something goes wrong, you can solve it, right?

Hacker: Your problem shouldn’t be difficult

Xiaobai: Great, my fan doesn’t seem to be spinning, please replace it for me

Hacker:... I’m leaving first

Xiaobai: This time My computer is really broken

Hacker:............just checked, your computer is fine

Xiaobai: That’s why you bully me Me

Hacker: No

Xiaobai: You do! None of the MP3 files sent to me have images!

Hacker: Help~~~~ ~~~

Hacker: Here I come~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hacker: Huh? Man?

Hacker : Not there yet? Isn’t this a waste of electricity?

Hacker: Oh my god, where are you? Come out quickly, don’t scare me~~~~

Hacker: Not yet there ?I copied the files in your computer to one disk and pasted them to another disk a hundred times, a hundred times~!~

Hacker: Not here yet?

Xiaobai: Haha, I’ve been here all along, but my keyboard just broke. It took me a long time to figure out that the socket fell off..

Xiaobai:

Let me ask you a question

Hacker: Say

Xiaobai: In addition to mine, can you also control other people's computers?

Hacker: Yes, yes. .......

Newbie: Is it okay even if there is no Internet connection?

Hacker: ............

Xiaobai: Can you remotely control other people’s machines?

Hacker:............

Xiaobai Bai: You can still steal top-secret files!!!

Hacker: I think you have watched too many movies, go and take a shower

Hacker: Why is it so late? Not offline yet?

Xiaobai: Oh, it’s time to go offline. I’ll unplug the power supply

Hacker: Wait! You can’t shut down?

Xiaobai : Yes, it won't move just by clicking Shutdown. You can only press Power

Hacker: You modify the registry: Open HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\WindowsNT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon and click on the Winlogon item. Right-click, select "New"rarr; "String Value", enter "PowerdownAfterShutdown", then double-click to edit the value to 1, and then it will automatically shut down...nbsp;

Xiaobai:... .........I'd better press the power button

Xiaobai: I finally see you, and I have a good news for you...

Hacker: Ahem, I I also want to tell you some bad news..

Xiaobai: Ah, what bad news, tell me quickly

Hacker: I have been poisoned..

Xiaobai: Wow haha, my God, Xiaohei, you will also have today...

Hacker: I got the flu virus~!~

Xiaobai:──!

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, would you like to video chat with you?

Xiaohei: Yes, okay

(10 minutes have passed...)

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Xiao Hei: What are you doing? Why haven’t you posted it?

Xiao Bai: What are you posting?

Xiao Hei: Video!

Xiaobai: How to send it?

Xiaohei:． ． ． ． ． ． ． ． ． ． ．

Hacker: Just now you said you wanted to tell me some good news, what was it?

Xiaobai: Hoho, a boy used my computer today...

Hacker: KB, does anyone dare to use your computer?

Xiaobai: Yes, he was so frightened when he opened it that he turned blue in the face. I felt embarrassed and went out... When I came back after an hour, I saw him sitting proudly on the chair and smiling...

Hacker: I know what's going on. Did he tidy up your computer?

Xiaobai: Yes, how did you know?

Hacker: Well, I have long been accustomed to the messy twists and turns in your computer. I felt relaxed all the way here today. I thought Entered the wrong computer...

Xiaobai:──!

Hacker: However, it really took me a lot of effort...

Xiaobai: But do you know what I said to him later?

Hacker: What did I say?

Xiaobai: I said to him, turn my computer back into its original form Exactly the same..

Hacker: ◎o◎

Xiaobai: Then he stared at it for a long time, then ran out with a flash*_*

Xiaobai: Don’t say I’m a newbie anymore!

Hacker: What? Have you drank melatonin?

Xiaobai: Humph, I’m actually very smart. Today I will I have invented a new way to save power

Hacker: Oh, tell me about it

Xiaobai: I researched it

I found out that the fan in this case is of no use. It spins so fast and consumes too much power. I'm going to dismantle it...

Hacker: hoho~~~ You are simply a genius. If you turn on the power switch at home, , it will save more power!!

Xiaobai: .......You seem to be with me?!

Hacker: It doesn’t seem like it, it is!

Xiaobai called the hacker: Are you really good?

Hacker: So-so

Xiaobai: Bragging! If you have the ability, let me use my machine The Trojan shuts down...

Hacker: Why is this so difficult! Just wait&nb

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