As of March 23, 2021, "Mr. Almost" is not a banned song, and its online playback platform is NetEase Cloud Music.
"Mr. Almost"
Lyricist: MC HotDog
Composer: Zhang Chenyue
Singer: MC HotDog
Lyrics:
I smoked the same cigarette and spent the same day.
I have about the same amount of time, and I spend about the same amount of money.
The taste should be about the same saltiness, and the behavior should be about the same cheapness.
Living on the same edge, it’s the same year again.
A similar Taipei City has similar horses.
I did it a few more times, using similar postures.
Watching the same TV and eating the same shit.
Written with similar words and swore similar oaths.
The same nightlife and the same amount of wine.
Listening to the same music, it’s almost the same embarrassment to get drunk.
Having similar despair and dreaming similar dreams.
Wearing similar clothes and having similar empty heads.
Almost hung up, almost complaining.
It’s almost time to go back to my similar home.
It’s almost the same as calling a deer a horse.
Go on, continue to be blind and touch the elephant.
Is there any difference? I am Mr. Almost.
Mine is almost natural, which means I am very naive.
It also means that I am a bitch, this is about the same life.
This is a difficult question, sir.
Mine is almost natural, which means I am very naive.
It also means that I am a bitch, and my life is always trying to find opportunities.
It’s almost the same over and over again, but it’s always the same and there’s no turning back.
The same feeling, always the same and gloomy.
Almost lonely, almost alone.
It’s a similar path, and I’m experiencing similar hardships.
I took the same medicine and had a similar sleep.
Such worries are almost driving me crazy.
Almost bad, almost wonderful.
They are almost as naughty as they are cocky.
It’s almost Chinese style, almost enough to cover your ears.
The evil drama is almost done for you.
Similar singers, with similar mistakes.
The same microphones, the same Hu Long singing, all crying for poverty.
They all look like pigs, but they and I are almost pig-like friends.
It’s almost as strong as telling a lie, but it’s almost as strong as a tiger dying.
It almost makes me choke to curse, otherwise what would you do?
I am Mr. Almost, and I am almost born.
It means I am naive, and it also means I am a bitch.
This is a difficult question in this life.
Sir, mine is almost natural.
It means I am naive, and it also means I am a bitch.
This kind of life is always trying to find opportunities.
You are almost the same as me, he is almost the same as his mother.
They all want to be rich, and they all want to get rich, haha.
He cursed Chacha, quack, hula, lala, they were all pretty similar.
Almost Mr. He is like a joke, he is yelling and cursing when he hears it.
It’s almost impossible to jump, so let’s jump.
It's almost like a turtle, but the turtle has a curved shape.
How wonderful is this similar life?
Almost strive for the upper reaches, want to swim to the upper reaches.
Almost silently reciting Amen and Buddha cannot herd cows.
The life and the streets are almost the same, if you are any closer, you will become a homeless person.
I have sung about eighty-eight songs, and they are all similar.
Mr. Jin almost doesn’t care so much about how he should live his life.
How about 2008, I am Mr. Hot Dog.
I am Mr. Almost (Mr. Almost Mr. Almost).
I am Mr. Almost (Mr. Almost Mr. Almost).
I am Mr. Almost, and I am almost born.
It means I am naive, and it also means I am a bitch.
This is a difficult question in this life.
Sir, mine is almost natural.
It means I am naive, and it also means I am a bitch.
In this life of similarity, there are always opportunities to find opportunities. I am Mr. Similarity.
Extended information:
The lyrics are very long, much like the drunken grumbles and complaints of a young man on the streets of Taipei. It’s not that the lyrics are well written, but I feel that life in other cities around the world is similar.
Music throws away melody, throws away instrument technology, throws away singing skills, leaving only bold and unscrupulous rapping, so MC HOTDOG, the lyricist and songwriter of "Mr. Almost" finally appeared in 2007 Convinced the Golden Melody Award.