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I kneel down to the immortals and beg the three of them to make a funny cross talk, for primary school students, please make it shorter, so that the talented people can show up! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

1.

A: Oh, I’m so fed up! (His right hand covers his face)

C: What’s wrong?

A: The school issued a form.

C: That’s good. We have a watch, we won’t be late, we won’t leave early, we get up at six o’clock, go to bed at ten o’clock...

A: What a mess. It's not a clock, it's a primary school graduation registration form.

C: Oh, primary school student graduation registration form. So what's bothering you?

A: It’s hard to fill in!

B: What’s so difficult about this? If you don’t understand, just ask me! (walking out)

A: Ask you?

B: I know everything.

A: Take the "Name" column for example. As soon as I write my name, everyone becomes happy.

C: What you filled in is——

A: Little fat man.

C: Hi, don’t you have another name?

B: Yes. His mother calls him Little Fatty, his father calls him Fatty, and his classmates call him Fatty.

C: What! Fill in the second column. (Hit 2 heads)

A: Gender.

C: You don’t know how to fill in as female, do you? !

A: No - no, I filled in "boy"!

C: Ah! Does a boy count as a gender?

A: It is difficult to fill in the "Origin" column.

C: Origin refers to what kind of family you were born into...

A: NONO, I was not born at home, I was born in a hospital.

B: Wrong! Origin, just ask what your family members do.

A: Oh, I can fill in this: Dad plays mahjong, Mom speculates in stocks, Grandma plays Tai Chi, Grandpa rides horses and cannons (B does the movements).

B: (making the sign of the cross on his chest) MY GOD!

A: This is the date of birth.

C: Ask your parents?

B: His father said he was 1998, and his mother said he was 1999.

C: Let’s ask my grandparents again.

B: Grandpa said he was born in the first month of the lunar month, and grandma said he was born in the twelfth lunar month.

C: Wow! You are so happy! There are so many birthdays in a year, and there is a lot of New Year's money. Let's have a meal together (get closer to A with B, looking forward to it).

A: Go ahead and have your daydreams (pushing B and C away)!

A, B, C: Thank you everyone!