Script of Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei’s sketch "Memory of Being Wronged"
Cousin: Cousin
Cousin: Huh?
Cousin: Why do we seem to be spinning around and back to the same place again. We're not lost, are we?
Cousin: It’s okay, cousin, don’t be afraid, I’ll find a way, stay here and don’t move.
Cousin: Cousin, hurry up
Cousin: OK
Cousin: Hey, what is this? Notice: This mountain is called the Valley of the Wicked, and a female devil will appear after dark. cousin! cousin! Cousin, come back soon! cousin! cousin! ah! ah! ah!
Jia Ling: Don’t shout, it’s bad for your throat
Cousin: Who are you?
Jia Ling: I can’t say that I am not a goddess, I am a man.
Cousin: But you, you, you, you are not the devil mentioned in the notice, are you?
Jia Ling: I am not, I am a good person
Cousin: A good person? How could a good person appear in such a wilderness? You are the bad guy!
Jia Ling: I’m not!
Cousin: You are it!
Jia Ling: I’m not!
Cousin: You are it!
Jia Ling: I’m not!
Cousin: Stay away!
Jia Ling: Okay, look, if you ask me to stand far away, I will stand far away. Am I a good person?
Cousin: Well, you are a good person, why are you here?
Jia Ling: I was wronged.
Cousin: It’s unfair, what kind of injustice is it?
Jia Ling: Twenty-five years ago, my husband-in-law failed in his business. He wanted to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff. Fortunately, I found him in time. When he was about to jump, I rushed out and followed him. He said: "My husband, please don't jump. Think about it, you still have children, parents and family." My husband hesitated, and I pressed harder, "You still have me." He jumped directly. It went on, and later they said that I had killed my husband-in-law. I felt very wronged, so I left home and moved here. So you should believe me, right?
Cousin: I don’t believe it. If you want to do good to others, why is there blood at the corner of your mouth?
Jia Ling: Blood? This is not blood.
Cousin: This is blood.
Jia Ling: This is not blood.
Cousin: What is this if it’s not blood?
This is spicy chicken. If you don’t believe me, try it.
Cousin: I don’t eat spicy food, what a mess, then tell me, how do I get down the mountain?
Jia Ling: Take a carriage
Cousin: Where did the carriage come from in this barren mountain?
Jia Ling: Thirteen years ago, the sky was covered with dark clouds. I was sleeping, and all the phenomena were very abnormal:
Wind? Kuchacha? Kuchachakuchachakuchacha
Thunder, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Cool, cool, cool
The rain is pattering, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, lala-la-la!
Suddenly A big object rolled down the hillside. It clicked, clicked, clicked, and clicked. I took a closer look, haha, it was a big carriage. From then on, I owned this big carriage. You will understand now, right?
Cousin: I beg you, please stop torturing me, okay? Just admit that you are a female devil, okay aunt?
Jia Ling: I’m not an aunt, I’m just a young girl with gray hair, and I’m not a devil either.
Cousin: Eh eh
Cousin: Cousin, cousin , don’t bully my cousin
Jia Ling: I didn’t bully your cousin
Cousin: Stay away
Jia Ling: OK
Cousin: Cousin, who is she?
Cousin: Cousin, she is the devil
Cousin: I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were in this industry. Spare me, aunt
Jia Ling: I'm not an aunt, I'm just Shaobai, and I'm not a devil either
Cousin: Then why is there blood at the corner of your mouth
Jia Ling: This is spicy chicken. If you don’t believe it, try it.
Cousin: I don’t eat spicy food, no, what kind of mess is this? Where did the chicken come from in the barren mountains?
Jia Ling: 15 years ago, after my husband-in-law passed away, I felt very lonely, so I thought to myself that I should dress myself up, so I started plucking my eyebrows, but I accidentally trimmed them. There were only a few chickens left. At this time, a chicken came over. The chicken said to me, not a few chickens, not a few chickens, not a few chickens, not a few chickens. I said, you are a chicken, how dare you laugh at me, I just grabbed it.
When I was thinking about what to do, suddenly another duck came over there. The duck said to me, pluck it out, pluck it out. I thought to myself that you actually asked me to pluck out my eyebrows. , I also caught the ducks. When I got home, I found that their stomachs were full of eggs, so the chickens laid eggs and the eggs laid chickens. I had a lot of spicy chicken to eat. You should understand when I say this. Bar
Cousin: What do I understand? Stay away from me
Jia Ling: Is it okay to be so far away?
Cousin: Yes, cousin, please don’t Afraid
Cousin: I’m not afraid, I’m so hungry
Cousin: But there’s no food here
Cousin: Cousin, he has a salted fish
Cousin: Can you give us the salted fish? We are so hungry
Jia Ling: Hey, no, no, no
Cousin: Please Please, please give us something to eat. We are so hungry.
Jia Ling: Hey, no, no.
Cousin: Please give us something to eat. We are really hungry. So hungry
Jia Ling: Hey, no, no
Cousin: Just think I borrowed it for you
Cousin: What is this
Jia Ling: A small knife
Cousin: Where did you get the knife in this barren mountain?
Jia Ling: I picked it up in the carriage
Cousin: No, where did this carriage come from?
Jia Ling: 13 years ago, the sky was covered with dark clouds and I was sleeping. Everything was very abnormal
Fengkuchachakuchachakuchachakuchacha
Thunder, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool
The rain is pattering, pattering, pattering, pattering. La la la
Lekucha Chili Kacha Kucha Chili Kacha
Suddenly a big object rolled down the hillside, Diss Kacha Diss Kacha Diss Kacha clang, I Taking a closer look, haha, it’s a big carriage. From now on, I own this big carriage. Now you should believe it, right?
Cousin: What do I believe? I believe it
Guan Chai: Hey, is there anyone else?
Three people: Is there someone here?
Guan Chai: This is the Valley of Evil, follow me down the mountain quickly
Cousins: OK, OK
Jia Ling: Go slowly
Guan Cha: Why don’t you go
Jia Ling: I won’t go, I’ll go in a carriage later
Guan Chai: Okay, eh, where did the carriage come from in this barren mountain?
Jia Ling: Everyone knows where the carriage came from, so don’t ask. Just let’s go, let’s go
Guan Cha: I don’t know, you have to tell me, where did the carriage come from in the wilderness
Jia Ling: The carriage moves too much Now, I'm too tired
Guan Cha: I must tell you where the carriage came from in the barren mountains
Jia Ling: I don't want to say it
Guan Cha: I don't want to say Go to the Yamen to talk
Jia Ling: Thirteen years ago, the sky was covered with dark clouds, and all the phenomena were extremely abnormal
Guan Chai:? Let me ask you where did you get the carriage?
Jia Ling: Yes, 13 years ago, the sky was covered with dark clouds
Guan Chai:? I asked you where did you get the carriage?
Jia Ling: Yes, I am Tell me, 13 years ago, the sky was covered with dark clouds
Guan Cha: Wait a minute, what is on your mouth is blood?
Jia Ling: This is spicy chicken, I don’t believe you Ask him
Guan Cha: You said
Cousin: I don’t eat spicy food
Guan Cha: He said he didn’t know where the spicy chicken came from in the barren mountains and wild mountains. Yeah
Jia Ling: 15 years ago, after my husband-in-law passed away, I felt very lonely, so I thought to myself that I should dress myself up, so I started plucking my eyebrows, but I accidentally trimmed them. There were only a few chickens left. At this time, a chicken came over. The chicken said to me, not a few chickens, not a few chickens, not a few chickens, not a few chickens. I said, you are a chicken, how dare you laugh at me. , I grabbed it.
When I was thinking about what to do, suddenly another duck came over there. The duck said to me, pluck it out, pluck it out. I thought to myself that you actually asked me to pluck out my eyebrows. , I also caught the ducks. When I got home, I found that their stomachs were full of eggs, so the chickens laid eggs and the eggs laid chickens. I had a lot of spicy chicken to eat. You should believe me when I say this. Okay
Guan Cha: What you say makes sense
Jia Ling: Really?
Guan Cha: Wait a minute, where did this barren mountain come from? Carriage
Jia Ling: The carriage is too tiring, the movement of the carriage is too big, I am very fat
Guan Er: Are you fat? You have to tell me, this barren mountain wilderness Where did the carriage come from in Ling?
Jia Ling: Look at my thick clothes and how sweaty I am. Let me tell you the truth, I weigh more than 150 kilograms
Guan Cha: You have more than 180 kilograms, but you have to tell me, where did you get the carriage in this barren mountain?
Jia Ling: I won’t tell
Guan Cha: Let’s not talk about the yamen.
Jia Ling: I think you are an errand. Let me tell you one last time
Thirteen years ago, the sky was covered with dark clouds and I was sleeping. All the phenomena happened. Special anomaly
Fengkuchachakuchachakuchachakuchacha
Lei Cha Ku Ku Cha Ku Ku Cha Ku Ku Cha Ku Ku
The rain is pattering, pitter-pattering
Cousin: Wait, it wasn’t like this just now. The rain was pattering, pitter-pattering, like this
Cousin: Yes
Jia Ling: I’ll just give him a rough idea
Guan Cha: I’ll just give him a rough idea. You and I have to tell them the same thing. Say it again
Jia Ling: 13 years ago, the sky was covered with dark clouds, and all the phenomena were extremely abnormal
Fengkuchachakuchachakuchachakuchacha
Thunder cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool rain. Chachilikacha
Suddenly a big object rolled down the hillside, click, click, click, click, click, click, click
I took a closer look, haha. From then on, I owned a big carriage. You finally understand now that you got this big carriage.
Guan Cha: Oh, if you say so, why are you the only one here in the barren mountains?
Jia Ling: Ah, I won’t say it
Guan Cha: It’s up to you
Jia Ling: 25 years ago, when my husband-in-law wanted to commit suicide, I killed him
Three people: Ah, the devil
Jia Ling: This is how good people are wronged
Extended information:
In the sixth issue of "Happy Comedian" , Jia Ling won first place in this competition with her sketch "Memory of Being Wrongly Accused". In the play, Jia Ling's magical brainwashing dance is a classic. It not only vividly describes the theme of "good people are wronged like this", but also interprets a very interesting weather forecast with exaggerated and vivid body language. Audiences and netizens praised it one after another. Netizens called Jia Ling's description of wind, rain, thunder and lightning "Jia Ling's weather dance" and imitated it.
The description of wind, rain, thunder and lightning has a cheerful and melodious rhythm. Audiences and netizens said that the dynamic rhythm effect is comparable to that of Little Apple. The square aunts have a new dance style. Even the weather forecast can be hosted in this way. A large number of netizens have imitated and uploaded weather dance videos, saying that they were Jia Ling's weather dance was "brainwashed".
Reference material: A classic aftertaste of Jia Ling’s peak work "The Memory of Being Wronged"-ifeng.com