Etiquette sketches on civilized etiquette for primary school students during class

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Civilized Etiquette Sketch (1)

(A and JI came on stage from both sides at the same time)

A: Hi, long time no see !

Already: Yes! Long time no see!

A: How are you lately?

Already: What’s good? good?

A: What’s wrong?

Already: I’m angry!

A: Why?

Already: Today, our neighbor Mr. Zhao said that I am rude and can’t speak.

A: Oh? Are you talking about Grandpa Zhao? Why?

Hai: I don’t know either. I went to his house to borrow books at noon, and he said this to me.

A: Oh, I understand. Did you say something wrong?

Hai: Huh, no!

A: Then show me the performance at noon.

Already: Okay!

A: Then I will be Grandpa Zhao.

Already: Well, okay!

A: Let’s get started.

Already: Hello ---, Lao Zhao, are you at home?

A: Hey, why do you talk like this?

Already: What’s wrong?

A: No wonder Grandpa Zhao is angry. What did you call him just now?

Already: Lao Zhao, everyone else calls him that!

A: Look, you are wrong! You are different from others. You are a junior and he is an elder. You must respect your elders! You should call me Grandpa Zhao!

Already: Oh! I see. So let's try again?

A: Okay, let’s start!

Already: Grandpa Zhao ---, are you at home?

A: Hey, you are wrong again!

Already: What’s wrong with me?

A: When you go to someone else’s house, you should knock on the door first and ask for permission before entering.

Already: Oh, you still want to knock on the door? So how do I knock it?

A: Knock softly, not hard, and the sound should be heard by others.

Already: Oh, come again then!

A: Okay.

(Knocking on the door, dong dong dong)

A: Who is it?

Already: It’s me, the fat guy next door.

A: Please come in!

Already: Grandpa Zhao, lend me your copy of "One Hundred Thousand Whys"!

A: Hey, stop! stop! stop!

Already: What? Am I wrong again?

A: Look at you, you really can’t speak!

Already: What should I say?

A: When you treat your elders, you should address them as you, so as to show respect for others. When speaking, you should start with the word "please"!

Already: Oops! What a hassle! How do you say that?

A: You should say: Grandpa Zhao, can you lend me the book "One Hundred Thousand Whys"?

Already: Oh, I learned it, I learned it! Anything else?

A: Of course, you have to say thank you for borrowing the book! Also, I have to say goodbye to Grandpa Zhao when I leave.

Already: Oh, I understand. So let's do it again?

A: OK, let’s start!

(Knocking on the door, dong dong dong)

A: Who is it?

Already: It’s me, the fat guy next door.

A: Oh, please come in! Please come in!

Already: Hello, Grandpa Zhao!

A: Hey, hello!

Already: Can you lend me the book "One Hundred Thousand Whys"?

A: Of course! Take it!

Already: Thank you, Grandpa Zhao! goodbye! (Make a waving gesture)

A: Goodbye!

Look, what a polite child!

Hai: Oh, I really don’t know, there are so many etiquettes in this life!

A: Yes! Now you understand why Grandpa Zhao is angry, right?

Already: Oh! If you don’t tell me, I forgot about it, so hurry up and apologize to Grandpa Zhao!

(2) Multi-prism characters: Host - female, 22 years old. Social workers: lovers, old men and women, fashionable girls, soldiers, pregnant women and children, businessmen [curtain opening: [scene: on stage Two benches are lined up in the middle to form a bench, and there is a sign next to it: Waiting Room. If possible, a window and wall can be made as the background of the stage performance area. [The lights turn on, and the female host wears a windbreaker and walks onto the stage gracefully and confidently. [Host: Audience friends, civilized etiquette is the minimum moral code that human beings require to abide by in order to maintain normal life in society. It is a reflection of the civilized procedures, moral customs and living habits of a country's society. It is a The external manifestation of a person's ideological and moral level, cultural accomplishment, and communicative ability. In the following series of clips, every word, deed, and move performed by each of us in public places will reflect our sense of civilization and moral level - [Mianguangqie: The host exits.

(The train whistles and rumbles into the platform, from far to near) [Voice of the station announcer (offscreen) Passengers, train No. 520 from Quzhou to Beijing enters the station and enters Lane 1. Please bring your Cut the baggage ticket and enter the station... (repeat) [While talking, a young couple held hands, chatting and laughing affectionately on the stage. They laughed and twirled around the bench as lightly as a dance, and finally were happy sitting on the bench. Then, take out the braised food, chicken feet, peanuts, etc. from the bag, and throw down the bag of instant noodles, peel the peel, etc. while eating without any scruples. Very intimately, you feed me one bite at a time, and after you finish eating, the rest will fall to the ground. Then, the man leaned on the woman, put his feet on the chair, and occupied the seat. [At this time, an elderly couple carried each other's bags on their shoulders and helped each other on the stage. They looked around but couldn't find a seat. The old man walked up to the young couple and hesitated several times. Finally, the old man said: Little comrade - [Young man: Look up, disdainful. [Uncle: Comrade—can you give way? [Young man: Look up, look up, then raise your feet high. He hummed from the corner of his mouth: Well - [The uncle looked at it, helplessly - at this time the aunt made a coughing sound. The uncle then stepped forward, little comrade, could you please give me a moment? She, she has... [Young man: Why are you touching me? Is there something wrong with you? ... [Uncle: Yes, there is something wrong. There is something wrong with her - [Young man: Something wrong? What are you doing here if you have something wrong? If you have something wrong, go to the hospital. I think there really is something wrong with you... After that, the two of them continued to joke! [Uncle: Helpless and helpless - he had no choice but to stand with his body hunched, leaning on each other... [The host came on: he walked up to them very angrily when he saw this, and said loudly: Hey, your things are lost, the thief just now Took your things away... [Young man: (stands up) What? Thief? Where did they go? [Host: That's where it's going, hurry up and chase it - [The two of them hurriedly chase after it. At this time, the host walked to the elderly and said with concern (to the music): Master, aunt, come, sit here! Then he helped the aunt sit down, took out water for them to drink, took care of them, and asked... [The young man came on stage and saw the host: Hey, why are you lying to me? I haven't lost anything... [The host steps forward: Yes, it doesn't matter if you lose things, but you can't lose your conscience and moral character. Respecting the elderly is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. We must not lose this thing. You will also grow old, and you will also need social care - [The young man (man) still wanted to argue), the lady gave him a hand , turned to him somewhat guiltily, and got off. The young man looked here and there, a little at a loss, bowed and said: I'm sorry. Then facing the direction of the young woman: Xiaoli Xiaoli, chase after her! Host: In fact, the content of etiquette covers all aspects of social life, including appearance, behavior, expressions, clothing, conversation, dealing with others, etc. In moral practice, each of us must pay attention to etiquette so that people can be "respectful, self-disciplined, and moderate" Conduct interpersonal interactions based on the principle of "sincerity, sincerity" and say goodbye to uncivilized words and deeds. Look, if it rains, what will happen in our waiting room? [Cut to light, a soldier is sitting on a bench [There are sounds of lightning and rain...) [A fashionable girl hurriedly stepped forward, stamped her feet, shook off the water stains on her clothes, and then threw her umbrella at the soldier, who was reading a book He looked up and saw that he didn’t say anything! [Fashionable girl: Look at the seat, then look at the umbrella in her hand, then walk up to the soldier, put the wet umbrella on the chair, see that there are not enough seats, and say: Brother soldier——? The soldier looked up and bowed to give up his seat. The fashionable girl immediately sat down and then cut her hair. Water splashed on the soldier's body. She was unapologetic! Then he opened the bag and took out snacks, and ate bananas and melon seeds. The banana peels were thrown on the ground, kicked far away with their feet, and the melon seed shells were spat out - [At this time, a pregnant woman slowly came on the stage holding her waist. When she got to the chair, she saw someone was there, then she walked to the place where the umbrella was placed and said :Sister, is there anyone at this time? [Fashionable girl: No one— [Pregnant woman: So—can I sit down? [Fashionable girl: (somewhat unhappy) Let you sit down? Where to put my umbrella? [Pregnant woman: This...but my body is inconvenient. [Fashionable Girl: Inconvenient? Why come out if it's inconvenient? [Pregnant woman: You——. [Fashionable Girl: What? Look at the soldiers, and then hum: Learn from the good example of Lei Feng, be loyal to the people and the party, be clear about love and hate and never forget your roots - while singing, he looked at the soldiers, with a strange tone and a strange expression! [Soldier: Enlightened, he picked up his crutches, stood up and said to the pregnant woman: Comrade, come, sit down - [Fashionable girl and pregnant woman (with different expressions when seeing this scene): Pregnant woman: This! No, you better sit down. Fashionable Girl: Hmm - a little skeptical. Said: There are a lot of fake things now. It’s okay. Just sit down! [Soldier: You——(angry) [Pregnant woman: You, how can you say this? [Fashionable Girl: What’s wrong with me? I asked for a seat for you, but you said that I am so kind and my kindness is not rewarded - I have the ability, but you don't sit down, huh! (At this moment, the announcement of a train arriving at the station came. The girl stood up: I am not as familiar as you guys. She wanted to leave, but she stepped on a banana peel and fell to the ground. The soldier did not help her but helped the pregnant woman to sit down. Host Go up and help the fashionable girl up) [Host: Did you get hurt? [Fashionable girl: Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, okay, it would be terrible if I fell into a cripple.

[Host: That’s not necessarily true. In fact, in life, some people are physically disabled, but their minds are very sound; but some people, although their bodies are sound, have not so healthy minds. Which one do you think is better? ... [Fashionable girl: ...ah yo, ah yo, come on. [The host faces the audience. I remember a philosopher said that in our lives, some people are healthy but disabled; some people are disabled but healthy. I hope that we can have both a healthy body and a beautiful mind in life. Friends, the good moral character of not picking up lost items on the road and not picking up lost items is also part of civilized etiquette, and bullying or even deception is something we resolutely reject and condemn. No, this scene happened in our waiting room - [Xiao Ming (voice-over): Mom, don’t give it away. Your unit is busy with major revisions, and the uncles and aunts in the factory are waiting for you! You go back first (while talking, he and his mother went on stage together - [Mom: Oh, that's right, why is this bus so late? (While talking, he looked at his watch, and looked into the distance from time to time, with an anxious expression. [ Xiao Ming (sensiblely): Mom! It’s okay, you can go back! I’m not a kid, I’m already in junior high school, and it’s not the first time I’ve gone back during the holidays. It’s a five-stop journey, two hours and twenty minutes. After getting off the bus, grandpa and grandma are not allowed to wait at the platform, so don’t worry - (while talking to mom) [Mom (after listening, hesitated for a moment): Okay, mom’s work unit is going to test the car today, mom is an engineer. ——This... [Xiao Ming: I know, Mom, you are busy with work and go back first. It would be bad if you miss something important... I often take this car, so I won't miss anything. I will definitely call you when I get to my grandpa and grandma's house. Don't worry - — [Mom: (Decision) Well, take care of yourself after you get in the car. You’ll be there in a minute. As before, your grandparents will come to pick you up after you get off the bus! Let me put some on you! Keep the money for later use. (As he spoke, he took out some money.) This is a one-hundred-dollar bill. You can put it away. If you have a few dollars here, you can buy whatever you want to eat. (Look at Xiao Ming after taking it. Don’t forget it. (Tell me) Put the money away and don’t keep it—— [Xiao Ming: Okay, don’t worry, you won’t need the money. I will bring some delicious food to my grandparents then... [Mom: Then mom went to the factory first. In the unit Comrade is looking for me! [Xiao Ming: Okay, go ahead! [Mom: Okay (walks a few steps, then turns around) Xiao Ming, put the money away, don’t spend it randomly!] [Xiao Ming: Don’t worry, hurry up! Go ahead - (patting his pocket to show that he couldn't lose the money. Seeing what happened to his mother, Xiao Ming sat down, picked up the book and started reading) [At this time, a middle-aged man who looked like a businessman came forward with a briefcase under his arm. , came on stage with a large product packaging bag in his hand... (He told the audience: I was really lucky today. In the blink of an eye, three idiots actually bought this magical product from me under my eloquent nonsense. One hundred and five hundred treasure water, three hundred and fifty, one hundred and fifty, actually only one and a half (said proudly) Magical hundred treasure water, magical, magical, really magical, you want to know how magical it is, just wipe it and it will work! Xiao Ming, said the side) At first glance, I knew that these were students who went back to their hometown for vacation. These children had some money. By the way, let’s see if he wants to give this magical treasure water [(coming to Xiao Ming) Businessman: Xiao Ming. Classmate, is there anyone sitting here? (Xiao Ming said: No, step aside. The businessman sits down.) [Businessman: "Cantonese Mathematical Contest Question Collection", my little classmate is really hardworking, he will definitely become something in the future and have a great future. ! (Xiao Ming is happy: Thank you uncle for the compliment. This is an assignment assigned by the teacher. I will review it first and then go back to reading.) [Businessman (Seeing Xiao Ming not talking to him, after a while, he slowly leaned on Xiao Ming. , making a humming sound in his mouth): Ouch, ouch (in pain) [Xiao Ming: (hurriedly put down the book) Uncle, what’s wrong with you? [Businessman: (humming): I have stomach trouble again. It hurts so much. It hurts so much. Little classmate, please do me a favor and take out my magic potion from my bag.), hurry up, I really can’t stand it—— [Xiao Ming: (quickly took out a bottle of ) is this? [Businessman: Yes, yes, that’s it. Can you open it for me, please? ——(Xiao Ming immediately helped him open it and help him take it. Soon the businessman returned to normal) Great, thank you little classmate. If you didn’t help, I might not even be able to open the medicine, but you saved me. ——Thank you so much. Let’s do this. I am the deputy manager of Xinsheng Pharmaceutical Factory. This is the latest magical treasure water produced by our factory. It contains high-tech refined wild thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, mountain essence, water fish, and sea dragon. It is made of more than 100 kinds of rare and precious Chinese herbal medicines. It has the effects of stopping bleeding, lowering blood pressure, relaxing muscles, and opening bones. It has special functions of instant pain relief for the heart, stomach, liver, spleen, gallbladder, and bone pain in the elderly. It took just ten seconds to see the effect, which shows how magical it is. [Xiao Ming: So good! [Businessman: Of course. It costs RMB 280 a bottle to buy from outside.

Well, in order to thank you, I will give you a bottle—— [Xiao Ming: How about that? You can keep such a precious thing for yourself [Businessman: Hey, little classmate, are you too polite... You just showed your skills in a crisis and saved me from pain. I can't even thank you. You have nothing to do with my wealth and life. Bi, this little money is nothing, please accept it - (pushing) [Xiao Ming: (I really can’t push it) Uncle, let’s do this. My grandpa has gout in his legs and feet, and he often suffers from severe pain. Isn’t your medicine able to relieve the pain? ? [Businessman (hurriedly): Yes, of course it can. This medicine is specially designed to treat this kind of acute pain, and it is especially effective for pain in the bones. After applying the medicine, the medicinal properties will directly go away, penetrate into the bone marrow, and relieve bone congestion. , lower uric acid, and there will be no pain immediately; wipe it frequently, the medicinal properties will penetrate deep into the blood and flow along the pulse, and it can cure any problem (I saw his eloquent tongue and saliva flying everywhere - Xiao Ming couldn't put it down. [Xiao Ming: This thing It’s nice, but I don’t have so much money. [Businessman: This is just a small amount of money. Why talk about money? I’ll give it to you. [Xiao Ming: No, then I don’t want it—let’s do it. I have one here. I bought it for a hundred yuan and used it to rub my grandpa’s legs and feet - [Businessman: That - that’s it, it depends on your filial piety. (He took a bottle and handed it to Xiao Ming. He quickly took it. Xiao Ming’s one hundred yuan, and then hurried away) [Xiao Ming: (I was very happy after taking the potion, looking at a row of small English characters?, Hey, isn’t this steamed sulfur water? How can this cure all diseases? Uncle , Uncle, when he looked again, he was already far away. He said to himself) This was also distilled from hundreds of herbs in his uncle's factory, right? (Suddenly he looked up and saw the briefcase he had forgotten on the chair) Hey, this is not uncle. Did you leave it behind? (Open it, wow, there is a lot of money in it, now the uncle is worried) [Businessman: (rushing over) Did the little classmate see my bag? [Xiao Ming: Yes. I've been waiting for you. Do you think the money will be low? [Businessman: A lot! (Said, took the bag and wanted to leave) [Xiao Ming: Uncle, why is this medicine yours? Is it a new product? [Businessman: (Ashamed) It’s rare for a young classmate like you to have such a pure heart. Uncle is so stupid! He made it up. Uncle is not a human being. Please return the money and never cheat anyone again. (He handed Xiao Ming the 100 yuan and turned away) [Xiao Ming: Looked at his retreating figure with understanding. [The host came on the stage, walked towards Xiao Ming, and asked with concern: Xiao Ming, you. What's going on? [Xiao Ming: I can't figure it out either. I bought his medicine and he later returned the money to me. [Host: Yes, he actually returned more than just the one hundred yuan. Money, and more importantly, he returned the morality and conscience that he had lost - [Host: (holding Xiao Ming's shoulders, slowly walked up to the stage) Civilization and etiquette may seem like a small thing, but it reflects humanities, Regarding major social, ideological, quality, and moral issues, we have captured a few fragments of this small waiting room to bring us some enlightenment: a small waiting room is a big social stage; whoever has high quality will be able to Well done - [Cut light. End (3)

Xiao Ling fell asleep on the table.

Xiao Ai left the book beside her and went out.

Xiao Wu comes in and sits in Xiao Ai's seat

Xiao Ai (comes in): Oh, man, it's really baffling. Are you kidding me? Don't you see, I'm sitting here. Already taken!

Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding, Mao is Mao, actually I took it earlier than you!

Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning, why didn’t I? Did I see you?

Xiao Wu: I took it last night.

Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I got up early every day, scratched my head, and my blood was flowing. I couldn’t lose this position!

Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. The Feng Shui here is unique. If you want to drive me away from here (Xiao Ai: - How?) I advise you to pull me down as soon as possible!

Xiao Ling woke up: Why are you making noise?

Having a quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning is a waste of youth!

Do you know what mistakes you made? ah?

Xiao Ai: I know.

Xiao Wu: Let’s stop arguing.

Xiao Ling: The most unforgivable thing about you is that you woke me up!

Xiao Ai sat in front of Xiao Ling.

Xiao Ai: The last word is to carry forward the style. Brother, follow my lead in the exam!

Xiao Wu: Huh? Is there an exam today?

Xiao Ling: Can you? My hands are numb today!

Xiao Ai: Are you scared?

Xiao Wu: Are you sleeping?

Xiao Ling: None of them are right! Tired of fighting grass!

Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent most of the night lighting a lamp and burning oil!

Xiao Wu: Oh, are you studying hard?

Xiao Ling: Do you also fight grass?

Xiao Ai: Oh no, I’m thinking about exam strategies!

Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling came over: What are you thinking of?

Xiao Ai laughed wildly: Let me tell you, this trick is awesome!

Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: Come on!

Xiao Ai: Copy according to the book - (pick up the book)

Xiao Ling: Go to hell!

Xiao Wu: That’s a good idea! Why didn't I think of that?

Xiao Ling: Come on.

You call this a trick?

Hey, in order to relieve the tense atmosphere, I will give you a humorous puzzle.

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu ignored her.

Xiao Ling: Tell me, how many steps are there to answer the exam?

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu approached: How many steps?

Xiao Ling: Three steps!

Step one: write your name. (Both of them nodded)

Step 2: Read the question again! (Both of them nodded)

Step three: - Hand over the rolling paper!

Xiao Ai: Hand in blank!

Xiao Wu: What is wrong?

Xiao Ling: Let me ask you another question: There is an exam today, who didn’t come?

Xiao Ai: Who can’t come to the exam today? Xiaoling?

Xiao Ling: I’m not here!

Xiao Ai: Look around, Xiao Wu?

Xiao Wu: Here it is!

Xiao Ai: Ah! I know—Xiao Ai!

Xiao Wu: You are here for nothing! There is no difference between coming or not coming!

Xiao Ling: Answer, teacher! Not here yet!

The teacher walked in.

The three of them were startled: Are you here? Why did you come even though you said you couldn’t come? oops! (Noisy)

Teacher: What is it called? The toad has come in?

The three of them laughed.

Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? --Fraction! Minute by minute, your lifeblood! (Evil smile) Test, test, test, our magic weapon!

Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, copy, our trick!

Teacher: Hand out rolling papers quickly! Don’t come early even if you have an exam, what time is it already! I didn’t come until half an hour after the exam started! What have you been doing?

Hair curls.

Teacher: The exam lasts for *** two hours! No papers are allowed to be handed in for less than one hour! Students who want to answer the paper please pick up the pen, and students who do not want to answer the paper please rest where they are. Students who want to go to the toilet - please restrain yourself!

Xiao Ai: Let me compare the teacher,

He is like a mouse looking for a cat to be an escort - the request is unreasonable!

Xiao Ling: That’s right! Could it be that he is a legendary rapper, otherwise why would he keep mumbling?

Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than trees! Do you know what a serious mistake you have made? Heavier than the sea of ??salt!

Three people started copying.

Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please stop copying this student!

Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: I didn’t copy it!

The teacher walked up to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!

Xiao Ai: How do you know? I put it on the table and copied it!

Teacher: The board in front of your desk fell off, I saw it!

Xiao Ai: (looked at it) Oops! What bad luck!

The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's rolling paper, and Xiao Ai was about to stand up and walk.

Teacher: Sit down! You are not allowed to go out for less than an hour!

The teacher walked to Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu took the roll of paper to the table and copied it.

Teacher: Okay, okay, stop pretending!

I look down upon those of you who cheat with books, as you have no technical content at all.

How did you copy it just now? so? so?

Xiao Wu: Lower and lower!

Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu’s paper) Sit down and think about it, why did you cheat with the book?

Xiao Wu: I don’t want to take the book either! Why didn't I do a good job like her (Xiaoling)?

Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Wu with wide eyes.

Teacher: That’s right, remember to hit the grass next time! I just like this kind of hard-working child.

Teacher: It’s time! carry out an assignment.

Put away the roll paper.

Teacher: OK. Remember to take the high school math test in the afternoon! (Part 2)

Xiao Ai: Ah! Are you taking the high school math test in the afternoon?

Xiao Ling: Ah! ! High school math test in the afternoon! (Picks up the grass) What did you test just now?

Xiao Wu: High... number? ! What tree is that?

Three people: Let’s study how to kill grass!

The teacher walks in (each teacher can be played by one person in costume).

Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Ai, how do you write a composition! (Give the roll of paper to Xiao Ai)

Xiao Ai: What’s wrong?

Teacher: Read it.

Xiao Ai: "My Teacher", my teacher has an oval face...

Teacher: Wait, (take out a big sign with claws written on it) Are you a melon with an oval face? What you wrote is that my teacher has a clawed face!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, the paw face is also a face, can’t we just look at it?

Teacher: You continue reading.

Xiao Ai: My teacher is so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful...

Teacher: Stop! Why do you write so much about how beautiful it is? That’s how I wrote it until the end!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn’t it required that the composition should be no less than 500 words?

Teacher: Then you only take beautiful photos?

Xiao Ai: Isn’t it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!

Teacher: Hum hum, tell you, you only have 496 words!

Xiao Ai: Oh! Then I’d like to add: It’s so beautiful!

Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. How did you translate death by touching a locust tree?

Xiao Ai: Find an old locust tree and hang yourself!

Teacher: Why is it an old locust tree? Look, when you explain words and death, you actually write about death!

Xiao Ai: Oh, I wanted to write about death!

Teacher: (with a helpless look) You, you failed again!

Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I've retaken it five times!

Teacher: Okay, I'll give you a chance. I've heard that phlegm can be used to relieve oxen, right? You make up a sentence using the word "easily done", and I'll pass it to you!

Xiao Ai: There is a fish in the swimming blade? ! Fish... fish, fish swim in the water, fish can swim with ease...

Teacher: (laughing) Congratulations, you got——

Xiao Ai: Passed?

Teacher: (indifferently) The sixth opportunity to retake the course. (Part 2)

Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu: Forget it, let’s study advanced mathematics.

The teacher comes in.

Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu!

Xiao Wu: Yes!

Teacher: Look at your rolling paper!

My question is: this is the question, please answer it.

How did you answer?

Xiao Wu: This is the answer, please give me points...isn’t it right?

Teacher: Do you call this a problem?

Teacher: You——Okay, next question,

Essay question: What is courage? Why didn’t you answer?

Xiao Wu: I answered!

Teacher: I just wrote five words!

Xiao Wu: (reading) This is courage! That’s right! Then I handed in the paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained courage!

Teacher: You-just wait and die!

Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I failed fifteen times!

Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your luck...

Xiao Wu: Two ways - too many!

Teacher: Okay, the first question is answered correctly! If you don't answer the second question, I'll let you pass. How many hairs do you have?

Xiao Wu: It would be nice if I were bald.

Teacher: Answer!

Xiao Wu: 123456789 roots!

Teacher: How do you know?

Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don’t have to answer the second question!

Teacher: OK! very good! very good! Take it (hand a piece of paper)

Xiao Wu: This is——

Teacher: Re-study! (Part 2)

Xiao Ling, Xiao Ai: Come and study advanced mathematics——

The teacher comes in.

Xiao Ling: English teacher! (wanting to run)

Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? Didn't have breakfast!

Xiao Ling: Didn’t eat——

Teacher: I saw you had eaten in the morning!

Xiao Ling: -Breakfast tomorrow!

Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just read the topic and choose it without even reading it?

Xiao Ling: No!

Teacher: How dare you quibble!

Xiao Ling: I didn’t even read the question, I just chose the answer!

Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?

Xiao Ling: Doesn’t it look familiar? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph...

Teacher: Xiaoling, it’s time for you to wake up! This time you——

Xiao Ling: Ah! Teacher, I have failed five, fifteen, no, fifty times! I can’t hang up anymore!

Teacher: It’s not that I didn’t teach you...this...for example, can you translate what evening dress means?

(To the audience) It’s an evening gown!

Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Ai: Evening is at night, best for big games!

Xiao Wu: Dress is clothes, girls are always clamoring to buy them!

Xiao Ling: Oh! Teacher, I understand! It's night clothes!

The teacher shook his head.

(Part 2)

Xiao Ling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two, study it slowly! (Part 2)

Xiao Ai: Forget it, it may not be useful if you beat the grass, so I’m leaving too

(4)

(A, Two people came on stage from both sides at the same time)

A: Hi, Su Wenhao, long time no see!

Already: Yes! Long time no see!

A: How are you lately?

Already: What’s good? good?

A: What’s wrong?

Already: I’m angry!

A: Why?

Already: Today, our neighbor, Mr. Zhao, said that I was rude and couldn't speak.

A: Oh? Are you talking about Grandpa Zhao? Why?

Hai: I don’t know either. I went to his house to borrow books at noon, and he said this to me.

A: Oh, I understand. Did you say something wrong?

Hai: Huh, no!

A: Then show me the performance at noon.

Already: Okay!

A: Then I will be Grandpa Zhao.

Already: Well, okay!

A: Let’s get started.

Already: Hello ------, Lao Zhao, are you at home?

A: Hey, why do you talk like this?

Already: What’s wrong?

A: No wonder Grandpa Zhao is angry. What did you call him just now?

Already: Lao Zhao, everyone else calls him that!

A: Look, you are wrong! You are different from others. You are a junior and he is an elder. You must treat your elders with respect! You should call me Grandpa Zhao!

Already: Oh! I see. So let's try again?

A: Okay, let’s start!

Already: Grandpa Zhao ---, are you at home?

A: Hey, you’re wrong again!

Already: What’s wrong with me?

A: When you go to someone else’s house, you should knock on the door first and ask for permission before entering.

Already: Oh, you still want to knock on the door? So how do I knock it?

A: Knock softly, not hard, and the sound should be heard by others.

Already: Oh, come again then!

A: Okay.

(Knocking on the door, dong dong dong)

A: Who is it?

Already: It’s me, the fat guy next door.

A: Please come in!

Already: Grandpa Zhao, lend me your copy of "One Hundred Thousand Whys"!

A: Hey, stop! stop! stop!

Already: What? Am I wrong again?

A: Look at you, you really can’t speak!

Already: What should I say?

A: When you treat your elders, you should address them as you, so as to show respect for others. When speaking, you should start with the word "please"!

Already: Oops! What a hassle! How do you say that?

A: You should say: Grandpa Zhao, can you lend me the book "One Hundred Thousand Whys"?

Already: Oh, I learned it, I learned it! Anything else?

A: Of course, you have to say thank you for borrowing the book! Also, I have to say goodbye to Grandpa Zhao when I leave.

Already: Oh, I understand. So let's do it again?

A: OK, let’s start!

(Knocking on the door, dong dong dong)

A: Who is it?

Already: It’s me, the fat guy next door.

A: Oh, please come in! Please come in!

Already: Hello, Grandpa Zhao!

A: Hey, hello!