Funny romance novel "The happy life of a otaku in the ancient harem"

A girl who traveled to the ancient harem and wanted to be a otaku forever, unexpectedly broke into a secret...

The harem is really a good place where you can have sex with a beautiful man at any time. She really wants to stay here and die, but in the end she cannot escape the fate of a broken-winged bird in this gorgeous palace.

What makes this book unique is the story of a home girl traveling through the past. Modern women are erudite and extremely money-minded. They sometimes make inventions and make some gold and silver to satisfy the little girl's wish of being a homebody, but the little homegirl can't help but get involved in a lot of strife. But she also embraced the emperor's return ^^

Lin Haitang is the most unlucky, ambitious and untalented heroine in history.

Meeting a dead body: The body attached to the past is full of mysteries, and various conspiracies in the past and present are coming one after another. Haitang's rice insect wish becomes increasingly out of reach.

Meeting an unkind person: She encounters a male protagonist who is fickle, cunning and unpredictable. She is trapped in the palace and is surrounded by dangers. What awaits her is an unclear future and an unclear love.

However, fortunately, Haitang is an optimist. He has food, drink, and beauties to see, and everything is enough^^

Lin Haitang is rotting in the harem, and no one will disturb her. It was really fun when I was young. I could make lots of inventions in my spare time and make a lot of money.

And the harem is really a good place where you can have sex with beautiful men at any time. Haitang is so cute that she drools and gets slapped on the head at every turn. It is really the so-called cute base.

She really wants to stay here and die...

But nine times out of ten, it is not as expected. The gorgeous palace, this [slap on the head] may be cute to her, or it may be given to her. A fatal blow, what will be the fate of the cheerful Haitang classmate?

"Her Majesty the Queen's Joke Marriage"

The infinitely beautified version of the Moon-Shaping Historian

He sang in red and sang all over the world

She was full of pink and white Traveling across the mountains and rivers

He is the prince of a country, and she is the empress of a country

The beginning of his and her laughter and laughter, the middle song seems like enemies but not friends, but it is an obvious starting point. Until the end

She finally became the holy king of the Shaoyue generation, ruling from the top; he was famous in history, and he was honored as the emperor as the emperor's wife

After all, it was nothing more than, Deep in the pear blossoms, among the flying white clouds, he held her hand and never left her

The truth version spread in Dai Viet

The rogue queen who shaped the moon took advantage of the beauty of our family , going up to the hall, down to the battlefield, into the court, not to mention small places like the bedroom. Uncle Wang had just been thrown away, and his mind and body were in an extremely weak state. The bride is gone, ah ah ah ah! ! !

(The crowd resented ING)

Queen Ye’s autobiography:

Have you ever seen her molars removed by a male pig as soon as she appeared on the stage? A female pig?

Never seen it? Congratulations, I am

Author's summary:

This is a vulgar and vulgar story with all the plots and bloody stories. It is like a thunder from the sky, so enter with caution

The female protagonist is just pretty, but the male protagonist may be a beauty. (Perhaps it can be regarded as the best in terms of force value = =)

Np’s no, deep no, adhere to the policy of taking kuso as the center, OTZ and 囧 as the two basic points and will not waver for a hundred years.

Ps: This is a vulgar story

The vulgarity of this story can be clearly seen from the name I once planned to use - "The Demon Queen's Pretty Prince Husband" and "Chapter 5 of the Complete Collection of Plastic Moon Jokes"＝＝＋

Those who take pleasure in thunder, please eat it.

There is also Shuke's

"Traveling into Martial Arts"

Introduction: The immature writing style shocked the public, and the author felt ashamed and guilty, so he locked it up

"Lanke's Dream of Time Travel"

Introduction: Supernatural and fantasy romance, ambiguous, easy to write, but still rough, and the final ending is a highlight.

"The First Husband of Time Travel"

Introduction: A martial arts romance time-travel suspense reasoning, a completed work (published with the help of pirates)

The heroine is just a A very ordinary modern girl, she does not have a stunning appearance or a brilliant mind, but without her, this story would no longer be complete. There is a saying circulating in the world, "Why bother looking for reasons? Don't worry about big or small cases." The story starts with this. Two "people" and two "gods", this article is a romance, but it is about other people's feelings, love, and friendship. There is no real bad guy in the novel, and a group of good people can also stage a story of love-hate entanglement.

"The Strange Legend of the Martial Arts in Time Travel"

Introduction: A romantic time-travel spoof of martial arts (published)

This book is also known as "The Legend of the Martial Arts", and may also be called "The Legend of the Martial Arts". "The Dawn of Time Travel"

It's messy, nonsense, and the good world has been turned into a mess, smoky, and beyond recognition. What's left is a strange, weird, weird, and never-heard-of thing. Jianghu...

Oh my God, how could she, a martial arts fan, be photographed by the author in such a Jianghu!

The mystery that had been buried for twenty years was finally revealed.

It turns out that everything was just a farce.

"Luoyue Jianghu"

Introduction: Martial arts romance (published)

When it comes to the name Jiang Xiaohu, it is really a household name, even to the emperor's cabinet Everyone knows about the shrew at the entrance of the village. The reason is simple - he is useless. Carrying the tragedy of wiping out his whole family, he still didn't stop eating, drinking, and gambling. He lost all his belongings and left his beautiful wife to be raised by prostitutes. He couldn't even keep his name... There is no doubt that he is recognized by the world as the most, most, most useless person. Used man!

What? You ask, such a useless person actually still has a beautiful woman who wants to marry him? Is there any justice? Hey, don't be angry, don't be angry! This wife, nicknamed "Tigress", is not a simple character! Therefore, Jiang Xiaohu successfully suffered from "harmonious control of his wife"!

But, are there really such useless people in the world? No need to go out of your way to save your friends? No need to move your wife to tears everywhere? Not enough to perfectly fulfill the long-dead grandfather's wish?

This is really - it is so foggy that it is difficult to distinguish, and when the truth is false, the false is also true.

"Come Back After All the Money Is Scattered"

Introduction: Martial Arts Romance (Published)

"The Thousand Hands Sect originally relied on their own abilities to take advantage of the superfluous things in the world. The wealth is for my use. The wealth in the world is inexhaustible. Even if I spend a lot of money, it doesn't matter. How about you call me Jin and return it?"

"Thank you Master for giving me the name. I will call you Jin." Come back."

"Can't you add a canon? You're talking too much, I'll punish you!"

After that, everyone dispersed.

The man before was terrified and stood respectfully at the foot of the steps, waiting for the leader to come back to punish him. However, Jin Huanlai had already regarded what he said as fart and went to the stream to look for his "little friend" Went.

"Jin Huanlai, you are a fool."

"Yes."

"I am the one who likes you most"

"Yes.

"

......

——The story of a thief and a little girl

"Thunder of Time Travel Part 1"

Introduction: martial arts romance suspenseful time travel, slightly spoof (published)

What is thunder

Strictly speaking, thunder is a natural phenomenon

But As the times progress, natural phenomena gradually evolve into humanistic phenomena. What we call thunder today refers specifically to a very special and extremely modern phrase or plot, which often appears in TV dramas and novels with a very high probability

What is Tianlei

Borrowing Baidu’s explanation: It means that when you read certain words, there is a sudden bang in your head, and you feel like you have been struck by thunder

I emphasize again: This is a movie A very serious, serious, educational, academic and artistic work (personal opinion is for reference only)

"Meet You Again When the Flowers Fall"

Introduction: A romance that travels through gods, A work of transformation, the tone of the article is no longer relaxed (published)

Quoting the author's copy:

Tang Duoling·Small Preface

The beauty of the middle road fades away, Abandon the jade crown in front of the bottle, but it is a love affair. Don't ask about the past life.

Every time the moon is full, everyone in the world will laugh at the gods. The ghosts in the underground are not the same as in the human world.

The above two sentences are sour and slightly broken, so they can be ignored:) The title is so graceful that Xiao Shu himself trembled when he looked at it, but someone said : I want to read what you said about this topic - -! The sentiment in this article is absolutely bloody, but the plot should still be special. A small part of the plot is adapted from local folklore. Some things about Taoism are real, and some are fictional. The levels are divided. It’s different, haha, there are many such articles in Jinjiang, just read the stories

"The Blue Sea and the Blue Sky in the Heart of the Night"

Introduction: Mysterious folk tales

Copywriting:

As the saying goes: "Ten people earning well are not as good as lying alone"

Lotus holding the moon

Tiger descending the mountain

......

An ancient and mysterious story, a love that exists but is hard to let go, a bride-snatching, a desperate escape, the bride was unknowingly involved in a sinister plot. Dispute

The strange blind old man beside the stone mill, the smile of Mr. Han Ye, the enigmatic master beside him, the mysterious young man in green...we always meet each other "by chance"

I know that I am not the person you are destined for, but I am still willing to use up all my merits in the next life for you

Only treat him as caring

Only treat you as ruthless

True True False False

Meeting is better than flying together

Blue sea and blue sky every night in the heart

The above is a ridiculous copywriting. Some friends commented on the title of this article. It’s too common, haha, I can’t think of a more appropriate one so I have to use it. Yishan’s poems are famous for their subtlety. The blue sea and blue sky and the long night sound too lonely and desolate, but Xiao Shu wants to use this sentence to write another story of spaciousness and freedom. The artistic conception:) Note: Some of the plots in this article are adapted from folk stories, and the Feng Shui aspects in the article are purely based on folk legends and are by no means authentic Feng Shui.

"The Legend of Mo Society"

Introduction: Martial Arts Reasoning

Copywriting:

Shui Diao Ge Tou·Small Preface

The temples of life and death are far away, so be prepared for true and false plans. Sustainability determines success or failure, and the sea asks Hongyou. Several flashes of swords, several episodes of love and hatred, it’s hard to decide whether to stay or not. Greed drains the cup and pours out the sorrows of the world.

One cry, one laugh, one bottle of collection. The rivers and lakes are not old yet, who dares me to recall the Spring and Autumn Period. I have regained my loyalty and passion, and used the broken lamp and ancient inkstone to write romantic stories happily. Earn all the tears of beauty and turn the boy's head white.

Haha, don’t be scared by the short preface. This article may be a little heavy occasionally, but the overall tone is definitely relaxed and happy, so I choose relaxing background music (you can turn on the sound when reading, and occasionally there is background music in chapters) Most of the earliest martial arts novels I read were by Mr. Gu Long, and today I am keen on writing novels, so I will write a preface by Gu Long to express my nostalgia for those young days:

What is Mo society? Frankly speaking, it is two men and a woman

A man in white clothes who looks like a crane often appears in novels, and a colorful man who looks like a big rooster, vulgar.

If a woman who looks like a man is added to this team, it will be even more vulgar.

The Mo Society has a few people, but it is definitely eye-catching in the arena, because the power of these three people is more useful than hundreds or even thousands of other people combined.

They are friends and share the same heart, so they are all famous in the world, and those proud heroes will never be able to compare with them

You have to ask what history and dynasty this is, I don’t know, in short, it exists. You can insert it in your imagination before any dynasty, or after any dynasty, and this society is very wealthy, just because I think it is better for a hero to throw tens of thousands taels casually than to throw it casually. A few coins will make you more powerful, that's all.

"Chong Purple"

Introduction: Xianxia Romance

A new New Year article written by the author in 2010, the theme is Xianxia master and apprentice, copywriting:

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"Little Chong'er, you won't like life like this. You must not become a demon."

But the uncle doesn't know that everyone except herself wants her to become a demon

"You never believe me."

It's not that he doesn't believe it, it's that he can't afford anything else. The only one who can afford it is her

"Do you want me to forgive you? Unless The Nanhua landslide collapsed, and all the seas drained out."

When he finally opened his arms and walked towards her

She just smiled, without joy or expectation, just stood there and laughed.

Two lives as a master and apprentice, three lives as a demon, and the world has changed forever. Love is deep and affection is shallow, how much love and hate? It is better to let him live in Nanhua, where the mountains are overwhelming and the seas are exhausted. How can he plan to live as an immortal or a demon in the next life

What I fear the most is looking back, the clear sky and blue moon, returning home, hugging each other for a moment, my heart is towards the long river

Like stars, hate chases the waves

My favorite is "The Crossing of Time" Li You of "The First Husband" is very talented and very funny

Daxue Wuhen: Traveling to the Ming Dynasty to be a princess" Written by Hu Xiaomei

When I woke up, Sang Qing She came to the Ming Dynasty and became the Snow Concubine of King Yan.

Although Concubine Xue was extremely beautiful, she was not favored and was bullied in the palace. And she, a modern woman, will not bow to evil forces!

It would be great if the heart-warming Zhu Di and the heart-wrenching Yunwen didn't know their fate. How should Sang Qing choose?

What? Zhu Di died before the Northern Expedition? This is not true!

With Sang Qing's efforts, she returned to the Ming Dynasty and became Yunwen's maid. She kept looking for opportunities to sneak out of the palace and push Zhu Di's destiny on the right track.

She seems to have been forgotten by everyone without her peerless beauty. Yunwen asked her to return to Zhu Di in exchange for letting her steal Zhu Di's military talisman. . . . . .

Zhu Di, when you see a face that is not the one you are familiar with, can you still recognize me

The text of "Time Travel: The Concubine Now and Her Past (End)" / Musha

In order to save the lives of her relatives in another world, she wielded a sword and cut off her love with her own hands! What followed was a frenzied revenge that nearly cost her her life.

If you want to travel through time, just travel through time. It has become popular anyway.

It’s better to stay in the cold palace, be quiet!

But why are even the cold palaces so popular these days?

Sometimes the jealous harem concubine comes to express Wei, and the next time it is the arrogant palace maid who comes to dominate.

You can also be molested while sleeping, and these people are all virtuous. They take advantage and pat their butts and leave. Not even saying goodbye.

They bully us, aren’t foreigners easy to bully?

"The Little Fugitive Concubine" by Qiu Shui Ling'er

She - traveled to ancient times and inexplicably became the princess of a subjugated country. She suffered humiliation, but still lived tenaciously and confidently.

She is kind, beautiful, cute, confused, and sometimes a bit naive.

She is full of yearning for beautiful love, but she doesn’t know who her true love is.

"The Little Beggar of Time Travel" Written by Bu Ying

It is said that other people who time travel are either beauties or princesses, and the way of time travel is relatively normal.

Not to mention why I, Yan Xiaoxiao, was dressed in rags after time traveling, it was actually because some unscrupulous person took away the manhole cover, causing me to fall into the sewer and travel through time. ~~~ And that hole, after I arrived in ancient times, why did it become a normal smelly ditch

And then in this city called Buluo City, a sickly man A bunch of uncle's men kidnapped a handsome man with a handkerchief...

What on earth is going on?

"Dream of the Tang Dynasty: Flowers Settled" by Jingyue Jiaojiao

My fate is over, and when I wake up from the dream, I am the idiot third lady of the Rong family of the Tang Dynasty.

Did history change me?

Or am I changing history?

In the vast catastrophe, in the misty world of mortals,

Whose gentle smile is guiding me on the road ahead?

"The Love Through Different Time and Space" Text/The Season of Flowers Fading

I pushed down the cliff with a person who I loved but he didn’t love me, but I became The emperor and concubine of another dynasty. After overcoming many obstacles and stabilizing his power, he just wanted to live a life of wives and concubines.

The rivers and lakes are dangerous and people’s hearts are unpredictable. How can I, a woman who has just entered the rivers and lakes, understand it?

At that time, I was young and frivolous, and I had beautiful illusions about everything.

At that time, I didn’t understand what love was, and was only blinded by the so-called empty dream of love.

At that time, I couldn’t clearly see where my heart was headed.

At that time...

Not everyone will have a chance after understanding. Not everyone can recover after losing something. Many times, the choice of life is cruel. Maybe when you turn around suddenly, you see the emergence of sincerity, but at the same time you also see its fall.

Too many memories are young.

The light passed by and urged each other, and there were no tears anymore when I looked back.

After so many years, when I open my eyes again, my time has passed quickly, my heart is like a thousand sails, the scene is still there but the world is gone.

Liu Qianmu, if the person I fell in love with from the beginning was you, wouldn't many things have to happen?

As time goes by, love is hard to burn, all thoughts are gone, and the head is empty.

However, if, after all, it is just if!

"The Black-bellied Queen Plays in Three Realms" Author: aerjie7897

It's not that I haven't thought about it, if my previous life was not the blue heron imprisoned by the second prince Yu Li, if he hadn't Trying to find me, if no one had snatched me during the journey, if my soul had never possessed a woman who was kind to the Moon-dwelling cat demon clan in her previous life. This girl is the most invincible princess in the universe and the only scheming princess in the world. Let’s first see how I, a scoundrel and shameless heroine, will turn your three worlds upside down, until the sun and the moon shine...