(Monologue) All my life I have wanted to act on stage (it was the only platform for stardom before the invention of film and television), but everyone refused to give me a chance. The whole world said "no" to me. Then Imus came into my life. Good-hearted Amos never says "no" to me. (To the virtual audience) I've never said this before, but tonight is a special night, and you guys in the audience are so awesome, and I really feel like I can speak my truth to you. Ignore what the newspapers and the radio say, because I'm going to tell you the truth - not that the truth means anything. I still have to say it. Imos got zero points for his sex skills in bed. He made love like he was working on a car, humming "Love you, love you" (Rosie twisted her breasts, making the audience laugh. ). So I started going out to hang out, and then went out to hang out again, that is, "hanging out" without dinner. (This sentence is the funniest sentence in this paragraph. The original text is "fool around" and "screw around". The former means pretending to be in love, at least going out to dinner together first; the latter means going to bed directly, even without a meal. )

Then I met Fred Keasley, and he said he could help me get on stage. But that didn't work out, and Fred became Ren (the original text uses "work out", which is a pun, and the accompanying picture shows Rosie shooting Fred to death). I gave up the idea of ??being a star. Over the years, opportunities have passed away. Now that I have such a high exposure, the whole world says "yes" to me.

(Singing continues) The name on everyone’s lips is Rossi; the person who makes a lot of money is Rossi. I will be so famous that everyone will know my good name, and everyone will recognize my eyes, hair, teeth, breasts, and nose. From being a mechanic's wife, I would become Rosie the Celebrity. Who says killing is not an art! As long as Rosie doesn't go to the gallows, who's to say she hasn't become a blockbuster? Rosie, cunning as a fox!

(Reading in vain) Do you want to know? I always wanted to be on stage. Now that I am a celebrity, I will put together a wonderful show. I want a male dancer to lift me up and set me off. (A male actor appears on the screen, and the dance scene is like a Monroe musical.)

Everyone will line up to see Rosie. Just think of how many I had to sign, "Good luck, Rosie." I'm a star. I love the audience, and the audience loves me because I love them, and I love them because they love me. Everyone loves each other because we lacked love when we were children. This is show business, you know? (Male voice) She gave up her boring life and started a new life from a scandal. Rosie, cunning as a fox!