Westward Journey Classic Dialogue 1

Tang Monk: Wukong, do you know what Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang is?

Supreme Treasure: What clang clang clang clang?

Tang Seng: Dang Gang Dang Dang Dang Dang, is (singing) on ??--lay you--! Can you accompany me to the Western Scriptures...

Supreme Treasure: Hey...

Tang Monk: On--ly you--!

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I will take the blame, I will send you to death, and I will try my best to serve all sentient beings!

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Zhizunbao: I really can’t do it, let me tell you...

Tang Seng: On-On--!

Zhizunbao: On the size of your mother! Are you finished yet? (Knocks Tang Seng down with one punch) I've already told you that I can't do it anymore, and you still want to be On-On-! On-On-! If you don't care whether you can stand it or not, if you get angry again, I will stab you to death!

Tang Monk: Wukong, go ahead and stab me to death. Life is so sad, and death is so painful. When you understand how to sacrifice your life for righteousness, you will naturally come back and sing this song to me! Amitabha Buddha, Amitabha Buddha, Amitabha Buddha...

Classic Dialogue 2 of Journey to the West

Supreme Treasure: The long night was long and unintentional, and I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep. It turns out that Jing Jing Miss Jing, you can’t sleep either!

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Bai Jingjing: Why did you shave your beard? Do you know that without your beard, you have no character at all?

Supreme Treasure: Really?

Bai Jingjing: Alas, I am not good at literature or martial arts. If you don’t want to be a bandit, do you want to be the number one scholar?

Zhizunbao: I have thought about it...

Bai Jingjing: Save me! Change your image and pursue your promising career as a bandit!

Zhizunbao: I know, I will definitely continue to work hard! (Turn around and run away)

2. Bai Jingjing: Because that smelly monkey won’t be so gentle to me. Who are you?

Zhizunbao: I will be your husband in five hundred years. Five hundred years from now, you will give up this relationship because of me. I have worked so hard to get back here and all the things I have done here are all It's for you Jingjing, I miss you, I really miss you, I miss you so much! Do you believe it?

3. Supreme Treasure: Save someone under the sword! It turned out to be suicide. Why did you commit suicide?

Bai Jingjing: I’ll kill you first!

Supreme Treasure: Hero! Please let me go!

Bai Jingjing: Let you go? Give me a reason not to kill you!

Zhizunbao: Just thinking...give me a reason to kill me first!

Bai Jingjing: OK! You left me without saying a word, and you gave birth to a son to my senior sister!

Zhizunbao: You have completely misunderstood...

Bai Jingjing: Looking for death! (Swinging his sword to cut)

Supreme Treasure: No, hero! I went back to get the antidote with your senior sister to save you. Who knew I was a step too late and I couldn't find you when I went back.

Bai Jingjing: You lied to me!

Supreme Treasure: You don’t believe it? (Take out the jade pendant) Look

Westward Journey classic dialogue three

Bajie: In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little taller than him, but now there is Zixia Fairy. , he is probably a little taller than me.

Sha Seng: I’m here!

Bajie: It’s just because you are a burden that he will be a little taller than me!

Tang Seng: Let’s go!

Wukong: Where are you going, master?

Tang Monk: Tianzhu! (Be the first to come out of the cave)

Wukong: Master, why do you talk like that?

Bajie: Master’s words are always simple and clear! Let's go

Zhizunbao: I don't think there will be moonlight tonight.

Girl: Really? Bitch, you can't escape my Wuzhishan, hehehehe!

Supreme Treasure: What is your surname?

Girl: My surname is Lin.

Zhizunbao: Oh, so you are the "Brigitte Lin" that my elder brother often calls me.

Girl: Your eldest brother?

Zhizunbao: The guy you beat up yesterday is called Zhizunbao.

Girl: What about you?

Zhizunbao: I am his twin brother, called Zhizunyu.

Girl: Supreme treasure, supreme jade? Want to lie to me?

Zhizunbao: Hehe, you are really smart. In fact, my eldest brother’s real name is Qin Han, and my name is Qin Xianglin.

Girl: What are you doing here?

Zhizunbao: I...I admire you very much.

Westward Journey classic dialogue 4

Guanyin: Sun Wukong, you beast, in order to marry the sister of the Bull Demon King, you actually gave your master Tang Sanzang as a congratulatory gift, and even made an appointment with monsters and monsters. Do you admit it was wrong to eat Tang Monk’s banquet?

Wukong: Sanbapo! You chased me for three days and three nights, but I didn't kill you because you were a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you!

Tang Monk: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?

Wukong: Wow--! Shut up!

Tang Seng: You scared me again!

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Tang Seng: Wukong, you are so naughty! I tell you not to throw things away. Throwing things is wrong. Oops, why did you throw away the stick before I finished speaking? The Moonlight Box is a treasure. Throwing it around will pollute the environment. What should I do if it hits a child? Even if it doesn't hit the children and hits the flowers and plants, it's not a good thing!

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Tang Seng: What are you doing?

Wukong: Let go!

Tang Seng: Do you want it? Can't you just make it clear if you want? I will give it to you if you want it. Of course I will not deny it to you if you want it! It’s impossible for me to not give it to you even if you say you want it, but I insist on giving it to you even if you say you don’t want it. Please be reasonable! Now I'll count to three, you have to make it clear whether you want...

Wukong: I'll take it! (Knocked down Tang Monk with one punch)

Guanyin: Huh? Sun Wukong!

Wukong: Hahahahaha! Did everyone see it? This guy talks at length about his mother-in-law and his mother-in-law. It’s like there’s a fly buzzing around you all day long. Sorry, it’s not just one fly. It’s a bunch of flies surrounding you, buzzing... buzzing... buzzing... flying into your ears. Inside, help! (Wukong fell to the ground and rolled, extremely painful.)

Wukong: So I grabbed the fly, squeezed its belly, pulled out its intestines, and then used its intestines to strangle its neck and pulled hard. ,Oh--! The whole tongue is sticking out! I raised the knife again and dropped it -! The whole world is purified. Now everyone understands why I want to kill him!

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Tang Seng: Sister, this is your fault!

Guanyin: Huh?

Tang Seng: Wukong wants to eat me. It is just an idea and has not become a fact. You have no evidence, so why is he guilty? Why don't you wait until he eats me and you have the evidence to convict him?

Guanyin: Tang Sanzang, I have heard of your wordiness a long time ago, but I didn’t expect you to be so wordy! I gave you the diamond ring to subdue this monkey, but you didn't use it!

Tang’s Monk: Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. It is heavy in front and light in back, wide on the left and narrow on the right. It makes him very uncomfortable after wearing it. He can’t sleep all night. It will hurt me! Although he is a monkey, you can't treat him like this. If the government finds out, they will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of that diamond ring, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He has exquisite workmanship, fair prices, and is an honest man. Why don't I introduce you to a custom-made one?

Tang Seng: I won’t embarrass you. Sister, please tell the Jade Emperor that the poor monk is willing to sacrifice his life for the sake of his life! As the saying goes, if I don’t go to hell, who will? Please understand, sister, that I am doing this simply because I want to influence the bad guys to match my Buddha’s compassionate and fearless spirit!

Westward Journey classic dialogue five

Zhizunbao: I must miss Jingjing too much.

Bodhi: Yes, you called Jingjing’s name ninety-eight times when you fainted.

Supreme Treasure: Jingjing is my wife.

Bodhi: There is another person named Zixia who you called seven hundred and eighty-four times!

Supreme Treasure: Huh? !

Bodhi: Seven hundred and eighty-four times... This Zixia must owe you a lot of money.

Supreme Treasure: Come out! Grape!

Bodhi: I don’t want to spy on you, I just want to study some subtle emotions between people.

Zhizunbao: You are just a robber, brother, don’t learn from others.

Bodhi: Robbers also have knowledge.

Supreme Treasure: Save it, go to sleep!

Bodhi: Is Zixia an exclamation mark or a period in your mind? Is your head full of question marks...

Supreme Treasure: Zixia is just a Someone I know! I told a lie before to deceive her, but now I just feel a little guilty. I hate her more and more! I'm getting married tomorrow, what do you want?

Bodhi: One day when you find out that you have fallen in love with someone you hate, this relationship is the most fatal!

Zhizunbao: But how could I fall in love with someone I hate? Could you please give me a reason? Please!

Bodhi: Do you need a reason to love someone?

Supreme Treasure: Don’t you need it?

Bodhi: Do you need it?

Supreme Treasure: Don’t you need it?

Bodhi: Do you need it?

Supreme Treasure: Don’t you need it?

Bodhi: Hey, I am studying with you, why are you so serious? Need it? (Turns around and walks away)

Classic Dialogue 6 of Journey to the West

Tang Monk: How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? Tell me something, I just want to make one more friend before I die.

Tang's Monk: So being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a human demon. (Little Demon Armor started to vomit.)

Tang Seng: Hey, he understands, do you understand?

Tang Seng: Humans and monsters are both born from mothers. Different people are human beings, monsters are monsters.

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Little Demon Armor: I can't stand it anymore--! (Draws a knife and commits suicide)

Tang Seng: What is your mother’s surname?

Little Demon B: Ah--! (Mental breakdown)

Tang Seng: Look, the younger sister wants to save the younger sister now. The older sister will definitely save the younger sister after a while.

Tang Seng: Look, am I right? (At this time, Little Demon Yi hanged himself next to Tang Seng.)

Tang Seng: You are actually faster than me, you are really good!

Tang Seng: Be careful! It's thundering! Collect clothes when it rains! (All the little demons fainted.)

Classic dialogue from Hedong Lion's Roar

From now on, you can only love me. If you want to pamper me, you can't lie to me. Promise me. You have to do everything, be sincere in every word you say to me, don't bully me or scold me, believe me, if someone bullies me, you have to come out and help me as soon as possible. If I am happy, you have to Be happy with me. If I'm not happy, you have to make me happy. You should always think that I am the most beautiful. You should also see me in your dreams. There is only me in your heart...

Classic dialogue of taxi drivers

1. Those who drive Fukang look down on those who drive Xiali. Seeing that the driver of Xiali was actually wearing white gloves, the driver was unconvinced and said, "Oh, oh, oh, what a shame, Xiali is still wearing white socks while driving!"

2. Once again, in front of the car we were sitting in. The exhaust gas of a car was very turbid, and there was a huge plume of black smoke. The driver said: "The car in front of you is burning firewood."

3. North and South under the Xizhimen Bridge The direction cannot go straight. Cars need to circle the bridge twice to go north, or go around Jimen Bridge once, and go around to the exhibition hall to go south. A master once said: "There should be two sofas hanging on the bridge, one in the south and one in the north, so that the designer can sit on them all day long and look at the cars queuing down below and see what crap he designed himself.

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4. On Baiyi Road, turn east from Zizhu Bridge to Xizhimen. There is a large, nearly semicircular turn, which wastes a large space. I asked the driver what the reason for this design is? The master said: "This? If you didn’t know it, you’re just waiting to be included in the Guinness Book of Silly Things. ”

5. Another thing I have already written in the novel, I will repeat it here. Once when I mentioned the 2008 Olympic Games, I asked the master if I should start learning English now. He sighed with extreme aggrievedness. "Ouch! I asked, "How do you study the Fa? Do you go to study classes or something like that?" ” He said, “Let’s buy tapes!” Then he inserted the tape and said, "Let me listen to it for you." "Cheerful music, I heard: "Do you know this address?" The master did not speak, followed by Chinese: "Do you know this address? The master said: "I don't know!" "The tape said again: "Yes, I know. Yes, I know. The master said: "Oh!" He knows, he knows, just ask him! ” We laughed. The tape continued: “Sorry, I don’t know. Sorry, I don’t know.” The master was furious and said, "Oh!" You don’t know? ! "Tell us: "How do you think he can learn this? We are so old, he knows it now and doesn't know it now! ”

6. One day when there was a strong wind, I took a taxi home with my little girl. When passing by an intersection, I saw a small car lying in the middle of the road with the door turned upside down. It is estimated that the speed of the car plus the wind speed caused the car to fall. We dropped it, and just as we drove past Xiaomian, the person inside opened the door and tried to climb out. The driver of our car said: "Okay, even if you open the door, he thinks he is driving a tank." . ”

7. When I was driving in Tianjin, most drivers liked to scold the dirty people in Tianjin. One driver told us a joke, but he said it in a very serious tone. He said, "That Bin Laden originally wanted to come to China to cause trouble, but why didn't he make any move? It is said that when he arrived at Shanghai, he took a look and said, well, it is an international metropolis and very prosperous. Let me make money and not explode! I flew to Beijing and saw, wow, there are so many historical sites and cultural relics, as well as mosques, we should keep them and not blow them up. When we arrived in Tianjin, the driver said, there are no historical sites here and it is not prosperous. Is it going to explode? Bin Laden said, "Hasn't this been bombed? It's so tattered." Then he turned around and left.

8. One night, my husband and I squeezed in Xiaoxiali to go back to our own home from my parents’ house. My husband is also a crazy person who loves to drive fast, but it is quieter for him to ride in other people’s cars. He sits in the front seat. , we walked quietly all the way. But when we saw the master go through five levels and kill six generals, rushing left and right, the sound of whistles around us was like a police movie. When we were waiting at the red light, he suddenly asked the person in the front seat who had been silent: "Are you scared? "We were stunned, and my husband quickly said: "No, you drive really well. You may not think it's fast, but you're really stable." The master said, "I used to drive a military vehicle, and I couldn't stand the car in front of me. . ”

9. There is one thing my colleague told me. The master asked them: "Do you like singing?" The answer was: "It's okay, but I can't sing well." The master said: "Oh, I really like singing. My favorite is the Plum Blossom No. 3 Lane. I will sing for you. One?" The colleague and the husband looked at each other and said politely: "Okay, okay~~~" Then the master made a gesture. The funniest thing is the monologue in the middle: "Plum Blossoms No. 1..., so on, Plum Blossoms... No. 2, so-and-so." Poor two of our colleagues tried their best to hold back laughter and pinched each other's thighs to listen to the whole story. The first plum blossom and the third lane. Finally, the master said: "My brother works in a certain karaoke bar. Let's go to Hehe together one day."

10. Another time, we attended a wedding and it was nothing. It can be said that after driving a few kilometers, the master suddenly said: "Did you two quarrel? Why are you not talking? In this life, you still have to have passion. I don't think you have any passion. I will play a song for you. Come on." That was the first time we listened to Qi Qin's "Anniversary" while laughing.

11. What is comparable to this is that when I was in love, I was sitting in a yellow-faced room after doing business. The master asked: "Do you have a boyfriend?" I replied sweetly: "Yes, I have.

Asked: "Is it good for you?" "I said shyly: "Okay. "As a result, the master said in a face-to-face manner: "Okay? It's all fake! "I have met such a master once, or I met one of his buddies, who are probably the kind who are very happy to wake up dizzy young women. He asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I answered honestly, no, he Then he said: "It's better not to look for him, men are not good nowadays! ! "It's definitely not a joke, it's a warning to the world~~ I was so confused at the time.

12. One time I moved, (I always do it all by myself), and I got into a taxi. Later, a friend from out of town happened to send a text message. When my phone buzzed, I clicked to read the message, and then clicked a few words to reply. Halfway through the car, the driver suddenly came to ask me, "Did we have a fight?" Why don't you answer the phone? How did he offend you? Go back and treat him properly. Is it necessary to move? By the way, what happened to you? ..." The persuasion was quick and reasonable, and I didn't have time to interrupt at all. I couldn't laugh or cry, the phone rang again, and the driver shouted, "You should answer it~~~~~~"

13. Lover On holiday day, I took a taxi to pick up my boyfriend from get off work, and the driver asked me on the way, "Are you going on a date with your boyfriend?" ” I said “Yeah!” The driver asked again, "You will definitely receive flowers today, right?" "I said, "He doesn't have that habit. He said, "Then I'll give you a flower~." "Immediately he took out one of the roses beside him and handed it to me. I was so flattered~~ But when I got out of the car and saw my boyfriend, I raised the flower, and his face turned dark~~~ .

14. One day when I came back from outside, I took a car to take him home. When I got off the bus, the driver asked me, is your boss from the south? cut. The driver said: "Is that English he spoke?" "I said: "Yes. "(This is not a scolding of his boss. I'm embarrassed to let him understand it.) The driver said: "Your boss earns three thousand yuan a month, right? "I said: "Three thousand? ! More than that, more than that. "The master started guessing. After he guessed a certain amount, he didn't want to guess anymore. He thought it was impossible. He asked me sincerely: "How do you think people earn so much money?" "I said, hey! It's not easy either. The master said: "What's not easy? Isn't it just being angry? Give me five thousand yuan! Swear whatever you want! Say whatever you like, five thousand yuan! ”

15. Another time, the master asked me: “How are you driving?” "I said: "I don't know how to do it yet. He said: "Hey, it's better if you can't do it. If you can't do it, don't do it." There are too many roadkillers on the streets now. Normally you can't tell, they're all driving so fast, but as soon as they get to the parking lot, hey, they show their incompetent face. ”

16. Let’s talk about the bus driver. A passenger stuck his head out of the car window. The driver said: “That person who stuck his head out, stick his head back. This compartment can’t accommodate your head.” ah!

Crayon Shin-chan’s classic dialogue

Meiyu: “Swimming is so good”

Xiaoxin: “Meiyu, you are becoming more and more like a fish”

Mei surprised: "You mean like a mermaid?"

Xiaoxin: "No, your crow's feet are getting more and more"

Guangzhi: "What? Xiaoxin, you are looking at photos of naked women! Do you do this at a young age? Tell me! Where did these photos come from?"

Xiaoxin: "I took them from your drawer"

Teacher Yoshinaga: "Xiaoxin, you have done well in your homework recently"

Xiaoxin: "This is all the result of the police's crackdown on pornography"

Teacher Yoshinaga: "The crackdown on pornography" What does it have to do with homework?"

Xiao Xin: "My dad has nowhere to go at night, so he has to watch me do my homework at home."

Mei Surprise: "My parents have something to do tonight. I’ll be back very late”

Xiaoxin: “I will be very tired!”

Meiyi: “Why?”

Xiaoxin: “I I’m tired of watching TV.”

Xiao Mao: “My mother has a master’s degree and my father has a doctorate.”

Xiao Xin: “What’s so great!”

Xiao Mao: "Who are your parents?"

Xiao Xin: "My father is a man and my mother is a woman.

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Xiaoxin: “Is there any soy sauce for sale? "

Fish shop owner: "No. ”

Xiaoxin: “Do you have mustard for sale?” "

Fish shop owner: "No. ”

Xiaoxin: “How dare you open a store when you don’t have anything. "

Teacher Yoshinaga: "What does a tadpole become when it grows up? "

Xiaoxin: "Pan. "

Teacher Yoshinaga: "Now in the "First Aid Class", first do mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration, and if you do it repeatedly, what will happen? "

Xiaoxin: "Someone will sue you for sexual harassment"

Teacher Yoshinaga: "Now in the "First Aid" class, someone is injured, what should be the first step? ”

Xiaoxin: “I know, ask him if he wants to donate organs?” "

Xiaoxin: "Sister, why are you working so hard? "

Sister: "It's not all because of you"

Xiaoxin: "Me? ”

Sister: “Yes, there must be someone in our family who is promising!” "

Mei surprised: "I have to go home immediately after the summer tutoring class. Why don't you obey? I hate people who don’t come home on time..."

Xiaoxin: "Why are you so angry? I'm not angry if you didn't go home and cook right away after get off work! "

Teacher Yoshinaga: "Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty, and girls' flat chests will swell, just like..."

Xiaoxin: " Like double airbags"

Xiaoxin: "Teacher Yoshinaga, I need to go to the toilet"

Teacher Yoshinaga: "No, it's class time now. Why didn't you go after class just now? ”

Xiaoxin: “The time after class is so precious, what a pity it is to use it to go to the toilet!” ”

Sister: “Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever seen.”

Xiaoxin: “That’s an award. How did you tell?” ”

Sister: “No matter what I do, you do it all”

Mei surprised: “Xiaoxin, look, my sister got 100 points in the test, but you only got 50 points.”

Xiaoxin: “I did as you said”

Mei Jing: “What did I say? ”

Xiaoxin: “You said I would be fine if I was half as good as my sister.”

Xiaoxin: “Mei Jing, Xiaomao and I lost in a fight last time. I won the fight this time."

Mei was surprised: "Why did we fight twice in a row? ”

Xiao Xin: “Didn’t you teach me that when I fall, I have to stand up there!” ”

Mei surprised: “Don’t be alone when going to and from school, so as not to be blackmailed by bad boys”

Xiaoxin: “But none of my classmates are willing to go with me”

Mei was surprised: "Why? ”

Xiao Kui: “They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brother”

Teacher Yoshinaga: “Xiao Xin, your art work is so good. Tomorrow the school will send you to participate in a citywide competition.” . ”

Xiaoxin: “No”

Teacher Yoshinaga: “Why?” ”

Xiaoxin: “My dad did the work, he has to go to work tomorrow”

Teacher Yoshinaga: “Xiaoxin, why did you steal your classmate’s eraser?” When you do this kind of thing, don't you think about your parents? ”

Xiaoxin: “I just did it after thinking about it.”

This way you don’t have to spend your parents’ money.”

Teacher Yoshinaga: “Xiaoxin, please make a sentence using the word ‘difficult’”

Xiaoxin: “I was in a dilemma during the exam”

Teacher Yoshinaga: “Is it because you can’t answer the question, which puts you in a dilemma? ”

Xiaoxin: “No, the answers from the left and right students are different, which puts me in a dilemma”

Teacher Jiyong: “Xiaoxin, your problem is that you use the wrong words. Now in the test I'm asking you to use an idiom to describe Teacher Jiyong's happiness."

Xiaoxin: "With a smile on his face"

Meiyi: "Xiaoxin, I want you to make up your English so that you don't lose. "At the starting point"

Xiaoxin: "I lost at the starting point a long time ago"

Mei Jing: "What did you lose?" "

Xiaoxin: "Hereditary"

Guangzhi: "Look at how touching the story of Twenty-Four Filial Piety is, can you do it? ”

Xiaoxin: “At least I can do one thing, sell myself to bury my father”

Mei surprised: “I thought you were doing homework, but you were actually playing video games”

Xiaoxin: “You can’t blame me”

Meiyi: “Do you have to blame me? ”

Xiaoxin: “Yes, who told you to walk so softly”

Mei surprised: “Xiaoxin, have you picked up money 10 times this semester?” ”

Xiaoxin: “No, I only picked it up once”

Mei was surprised: “Then how come there are ten honor cards that are worth picking up gold?” ”

Xiaoxin: “I exchanged the 100 yuan I picked up for 10 copper coins”

Xiaokui: “Brother, what should we do if a bad boy blackmails us?” ”

Xiaoxin: “Run for him to chase”

Xiaokui: “Can you beat them?” ”

Xiaoxin: “I just need to outrun you”

Xiaoxin: “Meizhao, you said that you must start and finish everything you do, and you can’t give up halfway, right? ? "

Mei surprised: "That's right"

Xiaoxin: "Well, the series ends today, you can't stop me from watching it"

Xiaoxin : "Mei Chi, there is a poor Obasan in the park, I want to help her"

Mei Chi: "Xiao Xin is so caring, just give her 10 yuan!" "

Beautiful surprise: "Hey! How did you buy the sausage? ”

Xiaoxin: “She is just selling sausages!” ”

Meiyu: “Xiaoxin, you turned on the TV again”

Xiaoxin: “I don’t want to watch TV”

Meiyu:” So what are you doing? ”

Xiaoxin: “I am checking whether there are any typographical errors in the TV schedule in the newspaper

Stephen Chow’s classic dialogue

1. I am actually a prank expert Changing the social atmosphere, enchanting thousands of girls, stimulating the film market, improving the connotation of young people, a beautiful tree facing the wind, a personable prankster, my name is Gu Jing, and my English name is Jing Koo!

2. You should do this, and I should die. There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut my throat with your sword! Look no further! If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to that girl: I love you. If I had to add a time limit to this love, I hope it would be... ten thousand years!

3. The God of Cookery

Ah Shui is famous for picking up countless girls and is a thorn in the side of all us men. His elegant figure exudes seductive charm that all girls find irresistible.

With his heart-breaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, they will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is universally recognized as the neighborhood lover and the soul of the Lucky Tea Restaurant. Everyone knows him - Prince Egg Tower. He is arrogant, but kind-hearted, he is low-key, but admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire given by God to mankind to perfection, cooking super dishes that can be called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of a god? Or the messenger of hell? No one knows, but it is certain that everyone gives him a title - the God of Food!

4. Tang Bohu lights the autumn fragrance

Is this true? ! What you said cannot be ignored! good! I am Tang Bohu, the embodiment of both beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry! Sweeping the floor is just my surface job. My real identity is a researcher monk.

5. Shaolin Football

Sir: I have a blue dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, an old ox on my waist, and a dragon head on my chest. If someone blocks me, I will kill someone, if I block a Buddha, I will kill Buddha! The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, and his Buddhist name is Mengwei. Amitabha, I come with the wind,

I am not afraid to tell you that I have seen flying saucers since I was a baby, which is what the world calls UFO. Do you understand UFOs? When I was 4 years old, I saw the legendary Loch Ness Monster, chatted with Bigfoot in the Himalayas, and guessed springs. In addition, I have been playing roller coasters every morning and evening since I was a child. I also play the pirate ship in the morning, the roller coaster in the evening, and the pirate ship many times in the evening. Let me tell you.

Do you think I can’t find you if I hide? It's no use! An outstanding man like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark no matter where he is. Your melancholy eyes, faint chirping, miraculous knife skills, and glass of Dry Martine all fascinated me deeply. However, although this is such a wonderful thing, there are rules in the industry. No matter what, you have to pay for last night's overnight stay. Don't you need to pay if you ask a woman?

Good deeds have good causes, evil deeds have bad retributions, the laws of nature are cyclical, and God is just and fair. I once caught a dragon rooster by mistake. Today, the emperor caught me. It is indeed educational. My admiration for the emperor, It's like the endless flow of the river, and like the overflowing Yellow River, which is out of control

The fame of his martial arts is called the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths. The Bodhisattva shakes his head in fear, and splits the golden light with thunder and lightning palms! With one strike, all humans, animals, shrimps, crabs, and fleas within a radius of a hundred miles were turned into ashes!

With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you!

The alkaline water surface has not been submerged in cold water, so the noodles are full of alkaline water flavor. The fish balls also don’t taste like fish, but to hide it, you added curry sauce and wanted to make them into curry fish balls. But this is too naive, because you don’t cook it for enough time, and the flavor of the curry is only on the surface and does not penetrate into the inside at all. When the fish balls are put into the soup, they will be diluted. A good curry fish ball will make you have neither fish flavor nor curry flavor. Fail! I haven’t picked the radish, there are too many tendons, it’s a failure! The pig skin was overcooked and there was no bite, so it was a failure! The pig's blood is so pulpy that it falls apart as soon as you pinch it. It's a failure within a failure! The worst thing is the large intestine. It has not been cleaned at all and there is still a piece of shit. Did you make a mistake? Hey, there is shit. Hey, there is shit. Have you seen it? Hey, what a piece of shit

When it comes to cutting your hair, you shouldn’t just follow the trends based on how other people cut your hair. You have to cooperate! Look at your hairstyle, it doesn’t match your face shape at all, it doesn’t match your body shape, and your body shape doesn’t match your hair style at all, and it’s extremely unmatched! ! Brother Huan! What do you want?

There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. It is your parents who have a problem and make you like this!

More than thirty years ago, when I was in middle school, I really felt I would always think of her, and sometimes I would suddenly stop peeing, and then think of her, my heart would feel sweet, and I would forget to pee after half a pee.

The head was slashed from the forehead to the nose, which (referring to the stall) was right in front of his stall. The tail keel was slashed several times, two tendons were broken, and the three forks were pressed down. The nerves affected the central system of the brain, and even the teeth popped out.

After beheading the chicken head, burning the yellow paper, and making an alliance with blood, Wei Xiaobao, you are my brother of the Heaven and Earth Society and will be temporarily incorporated into the Qingmu Hall.

We have ten major rules, twenty major codes, thirty major commandments, and eighty minor commandments. If you violate any of them, even if you are my disciple, you will be stabbed to death ninety-nine and eighty-one times.

But this way, I am a person with very complicated feelings. If a person with very complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. If you are an emotionally defective person, even if you It is useless to have him forever.

Mrs. Gentleman, I originally lived on the outskirts of Suzhou. My family had a house and fields, and my life was full of joy. Who would have thought that Tang Bohu was so arrogant and merciless that he colluded with the officials to occupy my big house and seize my land. My grandfather fell out with him, but he beat him down with a stick. My grandma scolded him for deceiving good people, but he took him to the Tang Mansion and raped her a hundred times. Finally, she hanged herself from the beam and hated the world. He also drove my father and son out of their home and lived by the river. In order to support my father, I had no choice but to commit suicide alone and hate the world. He also drove my father and son out of their home and lived by the river. In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. Who would have thought that Tang Bohu, who was so insidious and knew this situation, actually sent people to plot against me and beat my father and son wildly in front of the market. The young man was strong and survived, but my poor old father died! This hatred is even harder to fill. In order to bury my father, I had no choice but to sell myself as a slave and make myself low. While working hard to make money, I also read books. I vowed to show my fame and kill my enemies with my strong will! From now on, Tang Yin’s collection of poems will be with me, and I will remember this grudge.

A: It’s been ten years, it’s been ten years, and I thought the country had forgotten me. B: How could that be? Even a pair of underwear or a piece of toilet paper has its use. A: Really, if I lie to you, I guarantee that I will give birth to a son without an asshole. B: Looking at you, I will definitely give birth to a son without an asshole. Even if there is one, it will be a deformed asshole! A: Who are you? B: The world is dangerous and I never leave my name easily. A: Since you refuse to leave your name, you can only leave your head! B: I have been lonely all my life, and the only thing I depend on for survival is this head. I’m afraid it won’t be that easy for you to take it away! A：