Use funny routines to tease people.

Use funny routines to tease people. There are many people who don’t know how to chat or make girls happy, so they are destined to not get a girlfriend. Yes, sometimes a humorous way of chatting and paying attention to some chatting routines can make you more popular with women. The following are funny routines and tricks to treat people. Funny routines, tricks to tease people 1

1. Do your family members know that you are so stupid? No. . Know. . Don't know.

2. A: There is a race between the tortoise and the hare. There is a very stupid pig as the referee. Who wins the tortoise and the hare? B: Tortoise: Well, the pig said the same thing.

3. "Are you willing to be my sun?" "I do." ? "Then please keep 92955886, 7 kilometers with me."

4. "Hello "Can I get to know you?" "Why" "I think your future is related to me"

5. What is the roaring dog in the sky and a god below? Down there is a dog!

6. Are you my best friend? yes. I just watched TV and it was said that dogs are man’s best friend. . .

7. Do you want a face to fall from the sky (if you answer yes, you are thick-skinned) (if you answer no, you are shameless).

8. "I am in good health." I can't stand the wind and rain. "I just can't think of you."

9. Say yes ten times. . . . ? Is there any difference between you and a pig? Quick answer, no!

10. Will I live it one day? What's going on? I can touch your life as soon as I turn over.

11. "I want to lose weight, they are all thinner than me" "I like you but not them".

12. Let me ask you a question: Pig is A, sheep is B, dog is C. What is a pig? well!

13. Man: "I have a girlfriend." Woman: "Then she must be very beautiful!" Man: "Why are you so narcissistic?"

14. " "Do you feel sorry for me?" "It's up to you whether it hurts or not." 15. I think you are too narcissistic. To be honest, you are like this? The most you can get in the beauty pageant is the top three.

16. "Do you believe in love at first sight?" "I don't know." "How about I pass by you again and try?"

17. I have ten knives, but two are missing. How many more are there? Eight handfuls (dad).

18. "Do you want to get a dog?" "What kind of dog?" "The kind that's single."

19. I think why are you so weird today? Something weird there? So pretty! !

20. “I want to travel recently and travel around the world.” “Then I’ll go.” “Okay, then I’ll go around you tomorrow.”

21. This is my new windproof lighter. Can you blow it out? What kind of lighter are you talking about (blow it out), it’s windproof but not fartproof!

22. I am a grain, you are a horse, and together we are a piece of Shaqima.

23. Others only want to go to bed with you when they love you, but I am different. I can do anything on the sofa or in the kitchen.

24. “What is the north and the south above and what is the bottom below?” “The bottom is not the east and west.”

25. "I'm looking for a store?" "What store?" "Yours, call."

26. Just have fun. Why should I have fun secretly? Because I love you.

27. It’s over, you won’t pay attention to me anymore, I will become a dog and ignore you.

28. “Do you like getting rich suddenly?” “Yes, but I don’t like it.” “Why?” “Because I like to hug you.”

29. “Have you heard of it? Did the bastard tell a story that didn’t exist? "No".

30. A peach is not a watermelon? Of course. So you are not someone else?

31. I heard that marriage is very cheap. The Civil Affairs Bureau can get it for 9 yuan. Let me treat you. Let’s do it!

32. “Do you know the difference between me and Tang Seng? "I don't know" "Tang Monk picked up the scripture and I will marry you."

33. A: When you go to the toilet, do you wipe with your right hand or your left hand? B: Right hand. A: You are so disgusting , we all wipe it with paper.

34. You look so cute when you eat. Have you practiced?

35. "I want to change my look recently." "What look?" "I can't do it without you." "Funny routines to trick people 2

1. The opponent threw ten knives at you, and you caught two. How many are left?

Answer: Eight (Dad)

You: That’s right, son.

You lost ten knives in the opposite direction. You caught two. How many are left?

A: Eight (DAD)

You are right, son .

2. Dear, do you like playing in water?

Answer: I like it.

You: Then go wash the dishes.

Honey, do you like to play with water?

A: Yes.

You: then you wash the dishes.

3. Imagine if someone wanted to chop you, what would you do?

Answer: Of course, running.

You: You are stupid, just stop imagining.

Imagine what you would do if someone wanted to cut you off?

A: running, of course.

You: youre stupid. Just stop imagining.

4. My dear, don’t be angry, I will bark like a dog for you.

Answer: OK, OK,

You: Why are you so good?

Honey, dont be angry. Ill learn to bark for you.

A: Yes, yes,

You: Why are you so good.

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5. Let me do a magic trick to make you forget that you are not a pig.

Answer: I am not a pig to begin with.

You: Just look at it and forget about it.

Give you a magic trick, let you forget that you are not a pig.

A: Im not a pig.

You: you forget it again .

6. The cat and rabbit were both caught, but the pig ran away. Do you know why?

Answer: I don’t know.

You: Because the pig came to listen to my story.

And the rabbit were caught, only the pig ran away, do you know why?

A: I dont know.

You: because pigs come to listen to me.

7. Have you discovered that I love you very much.

Answer: No.

You: Understand, understand, after all, father’s love is silent.

Did you find that I love you so much.

A: No.

You: understand, understand, after all, father love silent.

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8. Let me ask you a question, what is the name of the monkey in Journey to the West?

Answer: Sun Wukong.

You: Grandpa is here.

Whats the name of the monkey in journey to the west?

A: Monkey King.

You: grandfather is here.

9. What is between one and three?

Answer: Two.

You: Open your eyes and see clearly, it’s obviously peace.

Whats in the middle of one and three?

A: two.

You: open your eyes and see clearly, it is and.

10. Play a game. You praise me and I praise you.

Answer: You are so beautiful.

You: You have such a good sense.

Whats in the middle of one and three?

A: two.

You: open your eyes and see clearly, it is and. The routine is funny. Routines to treat people 3

1. Your little cutie is online, the weather is dry, be careful of her making trouble.

2. The latest incisive and humorous words: Does being able to eat well count as a superpower?

3. When the weather clears up, maybe I will love you again.

4. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.

5. What wakes me up in the morning is not the alarm clock, but the sigh of a little ant ten meters away.

6. If something is lost, it is only a hundred miles away. If love is lost, It's the end of the world.

7. I will write my ex’s name on the sky lantern and send you to heaven one by one.

8. Class teacher, don’t waste your time changing seats. I can chat with the people around me wherever I sit.

9. You must succeed in teasing children, and you must make them laugh, otherwise you will look like a retard standing there.

The three goals for 10. Buy a car worth 10,000 yuan. Buy a house worth ten thousand. Find someone to lend me ten thousand.

11. Do you know why Xiaosan cried? Because Xiaosi is back. Do you know why Xiaosi cried? It's because the boss is back.

12. Dad, if you don’t do well in the exam tomorrow, you won’t have me as your dad. Son. Dad, son, how did you do in the exam the next day? Who are you, son?

13. In fact, I feel that the scariest thing about singing in a group is not that all the songs No, but a tone-deaf person who can sing any song. He is so expressive.

14. Teacher "If the principal and I fall into the water, who will you save first?" Xiao Ming "It's a rare opportunity, so of course I will jump down and swim in front of you." Teacher "Get out of here" .

15. I was sleeping with my wife and children at night, and my daughter was sleeping in the middle. I saw her looking cute in her sleep, so I kissed her in a low voice. .

16. The basic method of raising children of my parents’ generation is similar to raising a dog. They give them food to eat, pay tuition when it’s time to go to school, and keep them free-range at ordinary times, in case they bite people outside. It’s time to lose money, give people vaccinations, give me a good beating, and continue to breed. I’m not allowed to go out to chase bitches before I reach the age. When I reach the age, I’ll be asked to go out to breed them immediately. I won’t take the initiative to chase the bitches myself. She contacted other bitches for me, regardless of whether I liked them or not.

17. During the Chinese New Year, almost all my relatives asked where they worked. Tired of answering, I replied in Birgi. Walter is the ADC. When the elders heard this name and position, they thought it was a multinational company in the world's top 500 companies, so they stopped asking about anything else.

18. I saw my husband while packing my clothes in the morning. Two pairs of underwear had holes in them, which was very distressing. I really ignored him when I went shopping every day to do beauty treatments and play mahjong. I quickly threw his underwear into the trash can. I will buy him two more pairs of better underwear later... …I just came home from playing mahjong, and I silently picked out my husband’s underwear from the trash can.

19. As soon as Valentine’s Day is over, the next step is Women’s Day, which means that after Valentine’s Day, I will take you. Become a woman. Women’s Day is followed by April Fool’s Day, which means that you only find out that you have been deceived after you become a woman. April Fool’s Day is followed by Labor Day, which means that when you find out that you have been deceived, it is already too late and you can only It’s all a matter of course, after Labor Day is Children’s Day, my God, I have to have a baby, it’s all a routine.

20. When I was in school, I donated blood in the school square, and CC gave me a manicure set. Tools, CC gave me a watch. A girl from the next class felt very happy when she heard about it. She ran over and asked the nurse, "What is CC giving?" The nurse said calmly, "A coffin."

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