1. There was a cockroach walking through a smelly ditch. When it came out, there were only four footprints. Why? (Cockroaches have 6 legs) Two legs are not out (Answer: Because the cockroach covers its nose with two hands) 2. Who likes to bask in the sun the most? (Vegetative) 4. There is a driver who cannot win the championship in every race, but he won the championship in this race. When a reporter asked him why, how would he answer? (The brake is broken) 5. There is a sharpshooter facing a green-faced ghost and a red-faced ghost. It takes two bullets to kill the red-faced ghost, and one bullet to kill the green-faced ghost, but this sharpshooter only has two bullets. A bullet still killed both ghosts in the end, what’s the explanation? (First shoot the green ghost to death, and scare the red ghost to turn blue, and then shoot him to death) 6. When blue crabs and red crabs race, why does the blue crab come first? Blue crabs are raw, red crabs are dead (because red crabs are cooked) 7. At an open-air concert, the singer sang poorly, but people still kept applauding. What’s the explanation? (Swatting mosquitoes) 10. What is the most disadvantageous thing for a person who stutters? (Making long-distance calls) 12. Which one hurts more when you are hit on the head by watermelon or durian? (Head) 13. There is a book on the ground, why can’t anyone step across it? (In the corner) 14. When is the best time to pick apples? (Unattended) 15. What is something that is known to those who buy it, known to those who sell it, but not known to those who use it? (Coffin) 16. Xiao Ming was doing homework at night, and suddenly the power went out.

Put fire lamps and candles in front of him, and ask him what to light first? (matches and the like) 18. A sick person went to see a doctor. The doctor told him that he could only drink 2 glasses of wine a day, but he drank 6 glasses of wine today. Why? (He saw a doctor three times) 22. It takes a migratory bird one hour to fly back to the south, but it takes two and a half hours to fly back to the north. Why? The two and a half hours add up to one hour.) 24. Why don’t Africans Eat chocolate? (Afraid of biting your fingers) 25.MAN means man. Why does adding WO in front of it make it become a woman? (Please imagine) 26.What is the word KISS? (linking verb) 27. One worm in an apple is terrible, two worms are more terrible, how many worms are the most terrible? (Half) 28. A ship that has been used for a long time can carry 5 tons of things, but it sank after carrying only 4.99 tons. Why? (Submarine) 29. A little centipede came home and said a word to his father, and his father was frightened and fainted. Why? (I bought shoes) 30. A large truck loaded with goods goes down a slope. What should he put on the bottom to make it safer? (Speed) 31. What color are the teeth of Bao Gong and Snow White’s baby? (There is no color because there are no teeth yet) 32. When a newly ripe orange falls from the tree, what color does it change when it falls into the ditch? (Unfortunately) 33. The little caterpillar invited the little centipede and the little cockroach to eat at home. When the little caterpillar cooked there was no salt, the little centipede volunteered to buy it, but after a long time, the little centipede did not come back. Why? (Still putting on shoes at the door) 34. When does the alarm clock not go off? The alarm clock never goes off (the alarm clock has no legs and will never go off at any time). 35. A chicken lays an egg every day, and the farmer writes the date on the egg. One month later, he doesn’t know when each egg was laid. Why? No time was written (everything was written "today") 36. What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? (Strength) 37. On a 400-meter circular track, A ran 3 laps in 4 minutes, B ran 2 laps in 4 minutes, and C They ran a lap in 4 minutes. How many minutes did they meet at the starting line after starting together? (4 minutes) 45. What is the smallest island in the world? - Answer: Safety on the road 46. Put a chicken and a The geese were placed in the refrigerator at the same time. Why did the chicken die and the goose not? - Answer: Penguin 47. Four people were playing mahjong in a small room (no one else was watching). At this time, the police came and all four people were playing mahjong. He ran away, but the police came to the house and caught another person. Why? - Answer: Four people were playing a man named "Mahjong" in the house, and the police caught him. 48. Who is the King of Beasts? - Answer: The director of the zoo 49. What can be used to solve all the mysteries? - Answer: Answer 50. What kind of people will appear after death? - Answer: People in movies 51. People who like to inquire about other people's affairs? Who is it? - Answer: Reporter 52. Whose voice reaches the farthest? - Answer: The caller 53. The manufacturing date and expiry date of something are the same? - Answer: Daily News 54. Xiaomi yesterday She spent a whole night studying the history textbook, but her mother still scolded her for not studying hard the next day. Why? - Answer: She used the history textbook as a pillow to sleep. 55. Can I use leaves to cover the sky? - Answer: Only? Cover your eyes with leaves. 56. A cow walks 10 meters north, then 10 meters west, then 10 meters south. Then turn back and turn right. Answer: Toward the ground. 57. Why? Black people like to eat white chocolate? - Answer: Afraid of biting their own 58. How much does it cost to split 8 in half? - Answer: 0 59. What is the biggest disadvantage for people who stutter? - Answer: Making international long distance calls 60 , What makes people laugh and cry? - Answer: Mask 61. What should I do if I lose my ID card? - Answer: Pick it up 62. There is a person walking on a single-plank bridge. A tiger comes in front and a bear comes behind. What happened to this person? Past? - Answer: Fainted 63. There were two prisoners in the prison. One night the prisoners escaped, but the next day they saw

The guard opened the cell door and saw that there was another prisoner inside? -Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner is "Du" 64. Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, the eldest only son is called Da Ming, the second son is called Er Ming, what is the name of the third son? -Answer: Of course Xiao Ming 65. Why does a cat run away when it sees a mouse? --Answer: Run to catch the old man 66. What does the elephant's left ear look like? --Answer: Right ear 67. What should you do if a needle falls into the sea? -Answer: Buy another one 69. It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from the south to the north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from the north to the south. Why? --Answer: Isn't two and a half hours one hour? 70. Who deceives others and also deceives himself? -Answer: Liar 71. Mr. Li went to the 16th floor to discuss business, but he only took the elevator to the 14th floor and then walked up the stairs. Why? -Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on the 16th floor. 72. A child and an adult are walking in the dark night. The child is the adult's son, but the adult is not the child's father. Why? --Answer: Because they have a mother-son relationship. 73. What word is common all over the world? --Answer: Arabic numerals 74. There is a thick and wide book in front of a person. He wants to cross it but can't. Do you know the reason for this? --Answer: Because the book is placed in the corner 75. What is the secret of human longevity? --Answer: Keep breathing, don't stop breathing. 76. When is the moon seen at its largest? --Answer: When landing on the moon 77. Who only works one day a year? --Answer: Santa Claus 78. What is it better to turn a blind eye to? --Answer: Shooting 79. Why do newborn children have only one left eye? --Answer: People originally have only one left eye. 80. Which tooth grows last? --Answer: Dentures 81. There was a fire in the room, and Xiao Ming couldn't open the door. How did he get out? -Answer: Open the door 82. Lan Lan is not sick, but her mouth opens and closes all night? -Answer: She eats melon seeds 83. What is the best at cheating? --Answer: Magician 84. Is there a box with two sides? --Answer: Yes! Inside and outside 85. Iron will rust if left outside in the open air, but what about gold? －Answer: Will be stolen 86. If you throw an egg at a stone, why won’t the egg break? --Answer: If you hold an egg in your left hand and throw a stone with your right hand, how can the egg break? 87. How many words are there in the "Xinhua Dictionary"? --Answer: Four 88. What is the difference between Superman and Batman? －Answer: One underwear is worn inside and one is worn outside. 89. Who has the worst heart? --Answer: People with gastroenteritis. 90. The guest brought a basket of strawberries, and Beibei clamored to eat them. But my mother said why there are no strawberries at home? ——Answer: What the guest sent was just a painting 91. What kind of grandfather is the grandfather I have never seen before? -Answer: God 92. Two pairs of father and son went hunting. Each of them shot a wild duck, but there were only 3 ducks in total. Why? -Answer: 3 grandparents 93. A patient went to the hospital for a health check-up. Why did the doctor say: "Stay away from me?" What disease does this patient have? --Answer: Cross-eyed 94. What is green when uneaten, red when eaten, and black when spit out? --Answer: Watermelon 95. Why does the sun get up earlier than people every day? --Answer: Because: people sleep later than the sun! 96. A wolf got into the sheepfold and wanted to eat the sheep, but why did it not eat the sheep? --Answer: Because: there are no sheep in the sheepfold! 97. Some are sold and some are not bought. A lot of them are sold every day. --Answer: Threshold 98. Which ship is the safest? ——Answer: A boat parked on the beach 99. There was a group of sheep on the hillside, and a group of sheep came. How many flocks of sheep are there in a ***? --Answer: Still a group of people! 100. If you want to turn your dream into reality, what should be the first step? --Answer: Get up.

101. What is the biggest regret in the life of a giant panda? -Answer: No color photos 102. It rained and everyone was in a hurry to go home, but one person was walking slowly (he didn’t hold an umbrella). Someone asked him why he didn’t go home quickly, and he said The words made the man faint. What did he say? --Answer: "Why are you anxious? There's still rain ahead!" 103. The boss never knows how to cook, but he cooks the same dish every day. What kind of dish is this? --Answer: "Fired" 104. What is the most embarrassing thing for a scholar? -Answer: When I wanted to buy a book, I suddenly realized that there was no money in my bag. 105. The elder brother bought 3 bags of rice, and the younger brother bought 2 bags of rice. When they got home, they put the rice in a big bag. How many do they have now? Bag of rice? -Answer: 1 bag of rice 106. Xiao Ming has always scored zero points in the exam, but this time he scored 100 points. Why did he still cry? -Answer: Happy to cry 107. Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. When he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly, but why did he turn a blind eye? --Answer: He is targeting the enemy~ 108. Why did Tongtong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met? -Answer: Zhuangzhuang is a sheep 109. There is a thing that will fall when it rises and rise at the same time when it falls. What is this? -Answer: Seesaw 110. You have to start from scratch whenever you do something. --Answer: Head shaving 111. There is a rooster laying eggs on the roof. Do you think the eggs will fall from the left or the right? --Answer: Roosters can't lay eggs 112. What is something that Hercules can never lift? -Answer: Himself 113. Why do frogs jump higher than trees -Answer: Trees can't jump 114. Who is a half-hearted person? --Answer: A person with many hearts, because that person has three hearts. 115. There is a running race between an 80 cm long red crab and a 30 cm long black crab. Who will win? --Answer: Black crab. Because red crabs are cooked. 116. A marshal is one level higher than a general. When are marshals and generals equal? --Answer: Playing chess 117. What won't get wet if it falls into water? --Answer: Shadow. 118. Xiao Wang is a driver. One day, he had a car accident. When the police arrived, they found a dead person in the car. Xiao Wang did say that he didn't care about him. Why? --Answer: Xiao Wang drives a hearse 119. What animal stays up late every day? ——Answer: Panda, it was so tired that the circles under its eyes were black. 120. One piglet sells for 200 yuan, but why can two piglets sell for tens of thousands of yuan? --Answer: Because piglets with two heads are really rare. 121. There is a person, a boat, a dog, a rabbit, and a cabbage. This person wants to transport these three things to the other side of the river. Which two should he send first? -Answer: Send the dog and cabbage first. 122. Who likes to be told to get out? -Answer: People in prison. 123. What is the cleanest mop? --Answer: Use force 124. Why do people like to climb up? --Answer: Because humans are transformed from monkeys. 125. How does the elephant’s long trunk grow? --Answer: It's present at birth. 126. A ship can hold up to 50 people. Now there are 49 people on it. Another person comes, but the ship sinks. Why? -Answer: Because it is a submarine 127. There is a candle and a kerosene lamp on the table. Which one should be lit first? -Answer: Matches 128. The elephant in the zoo died, why did the administrator cry so hard? ——Answer: Because he thought that digging such a big hole might cause him to die from exhaustion. 129. Why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now? --Answer: They have all become humans. 130. Xiao Ming keeps talking all day long, why didn’t he say a word today? --Answer: Because his voice is hoarse.

131. Why do the newly bought socks have two holes? --Answer: How else would you wear it? 132. Xiaodong slept in class, but the teacher didn't tell him, why? -Answer: The teacher didn't see it 133. Why did a big green horse fall into the rice bowl and drown? --Answer: The nickname of a cricket 134. Which thief can be sentenced to death immediately after being caught? -Answer: Squid 135. A caterpillar (eight legs) walked onto a pile of cow dung, but when it got down to the ground, it found only six footprints. Why? -Answer: Cow dung smells so bad that I pinched my nose with my feet. 136. Why do the geese fly south? -Answer: I thought it was too slow, so I flew. 137. There is a bridge that can only carry 70 kilograms. A person weighs 65 kilograms. He has to carry two balls weighing 2.6 kilograms each across the bridge. He did not borrow it. Anything just took the two balls over from the bridge. How did he get there? --Answer: Throw one ball up, and when it's about to fall, throw up the other ball. 138. Dad usually washes the dishes after dinner, but why didn’t dad wash the dishes after dinner today? -Answer: The meal we had in the restaurant today. 139. There is a caterpillar that wants to cross a river. There is no bridge in front of it. How did it cross? -Answer: It turned into a butterfly and flew over. 140. What animal did you kill? But shed your blood? -Answer: Mosquito 141. What will happen if a rusty embroidery needle is thrown into the Yunnan Baihai at 7:07:7 on July 7, when the moon is in the sky? --Answer: Falling to the bottom of the sea 142. Why can't plaster be applied to a muscle injury? --Answer: Nervous. 143. A wonderful relationship. On the slope, there are two people pushing a cart. A man walked towards me and asked the man in front: "Is the man in the back your son?" The man said: "Yes!" He asked the man in the back again: "Is the man in the back your father? ?” He said, “No!” What’s the relationship? --Answer: Mother-child relationship 144. What was broken that everyone applauded? - Answer: World record 145. When a man fell into the sea, why was his hair not wet? ——Answer: Because he is bald 146. What don’t people want? --Answer: disease. 147. There were ten birds in the forest. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the other nine did not fly away. Why? --Answer: Ostrich 148. What is the largest shadow you can see every day? --Answer: Dark night, the shadow of the earth 149. If the building blocks fall over, you have to rebuild them. What if the house falls down? --Answer: Escape for your life 150. Why do bears sleep for so long during hibernation? -Answer: Because no one dares to wake it up 151. There is a small round hole with a diameter of only 1 cm, but an object with a volume of 100 cubic meters can pass through this small hole smoothly. So what kind of object is it? --Answer: --Answer: It's water. Did you just arrive? 152. Xiao Ming jumped from the sixth floor, why was he not injured yet? ——Answer: He turned around and jumped into the room. 153. During class, the teacher asked the students: "What is the earth without humans and animals?" Xiao Ming quickly answered correctly. Do you know his--Answer: What is it? --Answer: Globe 154. Where is Angora rabbit fur abundant? --Answer: Angora rabbit 155. Why do goldfish always look silly? --Answer: It has water in its head. 156. An old man wants to cross a bridge. There is a wolf in front of him and a tiger behind him. What should the old man do? -Answer: Fainted 157. What is the relationship between your grandfather's son's father, mother, aunt, aunt, uncle, and uncle, and you? --Answer: Relatives! 158. A rectangular box has 8 corners and 8 sides. If this rectangular box is cut from the center, how many corners and sides are left? --Answer: There are 8 more corners and 8 sides! 159. Dongdong, who is in the first grade and has never studied foreign languages, why can he write foreign characters? --Answer: He wrote Arabic numerals. 160. Is the black chicken or the white chicken more powerful? --Answer: Black chicken.

Because black chickens will lay white eggs, white chickens will not lay black eggs! 161. Why does the teacher know that Xiaobao’s father is left-handed as soon as he sees him? --Answer: Because there are five marks on his right cheek. 162. If you kill an animal, why does it bleed your own blood? -Answer: Because I killed a mosquito that was sucking my own blood. 163. There is something that you can hold with your left hand but not with your right hand. What is this thing? -Answer: His right hand 164. The mantis invited the centipede and the gecko to his home as guests. While cooking, he found that the soy sauce was gone. The centipede volunteered to go out to buy it, but did not come back for a long time. What happened? -Answer: After opening the door, I found the centipede still sitting at the door putting on shoes. 165. Who never washes their hair? -Answer: Monk 166. When a dog competes with a frog in swimming, the frog usually swims faster. Why did the dog win in a competition? ——Answer: Because the competition rules at that time were that dog paddles were allowed but breaststroke was not allowed! 167. There is a duck egg hidden in Xiaowei’s schoolbag. Why doesn’t he take it out and give it to his mother to cook? --Answer: That's the "big duck egg" on the exam paper