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What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

I am a rural girl who got married in the 1970s. It was more than a year after I got married that I became pregnant, and my belly was growing day by day. I have a big belly and work in the production team every day, doing lighter work.

One night, I ate, washed myself, and went to bed early. Not long after I fell asleep, I felt a dull pain in my stomach. I endured it for a while, and the pain became more and more painful. I asked my husband to rub my back to make me feel better. After a while, the pain became more severe, and I couldn't help but scream. My mother-in-law heard my cry, put on her clothes and came in to see that she was here. She knew that I was about to give birth, so she asked her husband to call the midwife quickly. My mother-in-law asked me to take off my pants and briefs. There were bursts of pain, and big beads of sweat soaked the pillowcloth.

The midwife came and pressed my swollen belly and asked me to exert strength. My amniotic fluid came out, and bursts of severe pain made me faint and wake up again. My lower body was swollen and painful as if it was tearing apart. The midwife struggled a lot, and I passed out, but the baby just didn't want to come out. When I woke up again, the midwife had no choice but to ask my husband to find a doctor.

After a while, the doctor came, a male doctor. I was breathing heavily, feeling painful and ashamed, and wanted to hide in an orderly manner. My lower body can only be shown to my husband, but now I want to show it to another man. The doctor ignored my shyness and pressed my big belly with both hands. He said that the fetal position was correct and the amniotic fluid came out again, but the baby was not born. The fetus was too big and it was my first birth. Dystocia was normal. He took a knife from the medicine cabinet, shaved my pubic hair, and gave me an injection. I was ashamed and in pain. I closed my eyes tightly and used all my strength to deliver the baby.

When I opened my eyes, I collapsed on the bed exhausted. My mother-in-law and midwife were washing the blood on the child in the wooden basin in front of the bed, with a look of surprise on their faces. The doctor packed up the medicine box and walked out with her husband.

That was many years ago.

The company worked overtime very late. It was already past two o'clock in the morning when I came out, and I couldn't get a taxi for half a day. There was no Didi Taxi at that time.

I was tired and sleepy, so I found a bathing center near the company and prepared to sleep for the night. After taking a shower, I had a foot massage. There was a martial arts movie playing in the hall, and there were a lot of people and the smell was not good, so I called the waiter and asked him to find me a private room so I could sleep.

The waiter obediently opened a private room for me. After entering, I fell asleep. In my daze, I felt someone touching me. I sat up and found that a girl in a short skirt had taken off all my clothes. I was so scared that I yelled and almost called the police.

Finally the waiter came over and after some communication, it was discovered that it was a misunderstanding. Because all the people who enter the private rooms in the bath center are people who do health care, he thought that I wanted a private room because I wanted to do health care, so he chose a girl with a good figure and temperament to serve me.

As for me, I really wanted to hide in the private room and sleep quietly. I was still a little virgin at that time. How is it possible to let that girl do any major health care? But in the end, she still took advantage!

One of the things that made me feel most shy was during the summer vacation of 1998. I was only in my early 10s that year. My parents and I went to play at my uncle’s house. After playing for a day, I was really tired. He asked me to lie down on his bed and rest for a while, and when it was time for dinner, he asked me to eat. Without even thinking about it, I went directly to my uncle's room, jumped on his bed and fell asleep directly.

After sleeping for a while, I felt that the pillow was too high, which really made me, a ten-year-old child, not used to sleeping. Moreover, I always felt that there was something under the pillow, which made me sleep hard. Driven by curiosity, Next, I reached under the pillow and dug it out. It didn’t matter if I didn’t dig it out. I found it after I dug it out! There seem to be several books under the pillow! I opened the pillow and saw the scene in front of me, which made me blush hotly and my heart was beating loudly. Yes, under the old uncle's pillow, there was his private collection, a little pornographic book!

However, the old pornographic books were basically produced by small printing plants, and the content seems to be relatively ordinary now. I looked through my uncle’s books and periodicals at that time, and they all contained some Photos of beauties wearing very sexy clothes in various provocative poses, and some short stories. Books and periodicals of this level were already very revealing and restrictive at the time, especially for a child like me who had never experienced anything in the world. It was definitely a shocking education. I was so shy when I saw it. This may be It can be considered my sexual enlightenment.

Of course, this is just an accidental experience. Lao Liu would like to advise all children not to browse too restricted content too early. It will not be of much benefit to your growth. I would also like to advise you. Adult friends, if you have some adult items, be sure to put them away so that no naughty child will dig them out one day and embarrass everyone.

The most embarrassing thing for me, now 35 years ago, happened with a young female nurse. That was when I was in my sophomore year. Because I always had stomachaches and diarrhea, I went to the Third Provincial Hospital to see a doctor. After seeing the outpatient clinic, the doctor said to do an angiogram, haha! This is the first time I heard this term. At that time, it was free for college students to see a doctor. I took the bill and went to a room. I guess it was the treatment room. There was a young female nurse inside. She ordered me to hold on to the chair and raise my buttocks, then untie my pants and pull them down. Taking off my pants, I didn't feel surprised until now. How can I not expose my butt when I get an injection? So I pulled my pants down until my butt was exposed, but she said "Take it off" again, so I took it off a little further, but she also said "Take it off hard", and now I panicked, she is still a girl. ! If I take it off, won't it expose something she shouldn't see? What is she going to do? Do you want to take a look? I'm also embarrassed. I don't know how to operate well. Isn't it disrespectful to this girl? I was still afraid of being scolded, so I hesitated a little, but she said again, "Take it off quickly!", and I immediately took off my pants to the soles of my feet, "Oh! What are you doing?" she exclaimed. , before I could say anything, a tube was inserted into my anus. After a while, she pulled out the tube and said, "Run, run, the toilet is outside the building." I hurriedly put on my pants and ran to find the toilet. I felt I almost didn't rush, but before I could squat down, it poured out with a puff. Later I found out that a barium enema was required first for angiography!

A few years ago, there was a girl in my workplace. I pursued her, and she was also interested in me. On my birthday, she said she would come to her place to give me a surprise. I dressed up that day and went happily. She had been waiting for me for a long time. I asked if she wanted to give me a surprise. What kind of surprise was it? She asked me to wait in the living room before going into the bedroom. She would definitely give me a surprise in the bedroom. Big surprise. After more than ten minutes, he told me in the bedroom that I could come in. I stripped off all my clothes and opened the door naked. A room full of men and women held big cakes and sang in unison to wish you a happy birthday.

Alas, it’s sad to talk about it.

The story begins one afternoon when I was in the third grade of junior high school. At that time, I was 15 years old, when I was a young man, and my youthful and restless heart was pounding, pounding, and never stopping for a moment. But it was my parents who taught me hard, and my teachers who threatened me, and my restless heart had nowhere to rest.

Going one step further, there was one time when I was sitting in front of her, practicing an instrument, and my back was sore, so I stretched out. Unexpectedly, I reached out and touched her face. At that time, girls were still innocent. Although their faces might have freckles or were dull, and not as delicate as they are now after makeup, those were the faces of real girls. They were soft and soft, and had a gentle scent of lemon (guess) It is Dabao SOD secret). At that time, both of us blushed as red as a soldering iron on a fire. I just smiled and forgot to apologize. Fortunately, the girl was also very nice to me. She also blushed and smiled, and then gave me a meaningful look.

After going around in circles, the two people got closer and closer, but by mistake, they got further and further apart. Now many years have passed, and I have experienced so many embarrassing, joyful, or shy things. What I remember most is the girl’s soft face, her meaningful eyes, and her faint fragrance that made me shy the most as a teenager. .

Alas, we were not together in the end, and we are still sad now.

When I talk about it like this, the memories can’t stop pouring out. Will update when I have time.

One time, a courier asked me to go downstairs to pick up a package. When I went downstairs, there were many people waiting to pick up the package. They found mine and looked at the package. Strange? I haven't bought anything recently. Was it a mistake?

So the courier suggested that I open it and take a look. Quickly take it apart~.

A simulated vibrator came into view. . . . Only then did I remember that a few days ago my best friend said that she had ordered some goods and asked me to collect them first