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Little Theater Drama (2003 Rehearsal Version)

Eyebrow Ruler

Screenwriter: Huang Weiruo and Feng Baiming

Time: past and present

Location: Ancient Chu Kingdom and a current rehearsal field

Characters:

Ancient times: King Mo Xie of Meijianchi

The man in black, the palace maid of Aji Temple

The ministers, the mice, the chorus

Modern times: The actor Lao Pi plays the role of the ruler between the eyebrows

The king of Chu Actor Lao Pan

Actress (Mo) Sister who plays the role of Moye A and also plays the eunuch

Young actress Xiao (Ji) who plays the role of the girl A Ji

Actor Xiao (Qian) who plays the role of the general

Actress Xiao (Mo) who plays the role of Mo Xie

Wen Dewu

Several actors and actresses

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[Before the audience entered the scene, the director and Lao Pi They entered the venue one after another. The former was busy making plans and looking at lighting positions, while the latter was changing clothes. As the audience entered, the actress who played Moye's B role, the actress who played the palace maid, the actress who played Moye's A role, the actor who played the King of Chu, the actor who played the general, the actor who played the man in black, the actor who played the chorus The actors and actresses entered the rehearsal venue one after another (from the gate). They ate breakfast, held teacups, and chatted about trivial matters at home, what happened in the group and in society: phone bills, house purchases, dubbing royalties, children's high school entrance exams, TV series to be filmed, the stock market, lottery, etc., etc. Someone posted the news about giving out eggs during the festival, which caused a lot of discussion. At this time, the director saw that everyone was almost here, so he called everyone to start.

The director is ready, let’s get started. (Suddenly remembered) Xiao (Ji) hasn’t come yet?

Little (Mo) is a busy person. Maybe they were recording some album again.

The director is really outrageous! When I first came to the troupe, I developed a bad habit of not being on time. Okay, don’t wait for her anymore. Today I want to tell you about some of the personnel changes and handling of this play.

[Speaking of personnel changes, everyone became quiet.

The director’s original idea of ??using students from an art school to perform in a chorus was no longer viable because the school’s asking price was too high. Therefore, the chorus will be held by everyone. (Everyone made dissatisfied comments.) I will also join the chorus, and I will also join the chorus. In addition, Xiao Liu, who originally played the role of an eunuch, had a TV series where she was the second female lead. It was not easy for the group to consider this opportunity, so they agreed to let her go. (This remark aroused even stronger dissatisfaction from everyone) The role of the eunuch was assumed by ××.

Director (Mo) Sister, I don’t have time to grab the makeup. I was going to grab the makeup of an old man Mo Xie, and then another eunuch...

Director, don’t worry. , I have thought about it. I have a new idea. We use masks for this performance, which solves the problem of makeup. At the same time, everyone does not have to worry about makeup when they are part of the chorus. (While talking, he distributed the masks to everyone) Of course, we also have artistic considerations in using masks. Once you put it on, you are no longer yourself, but become another person, and you enter another person. The human spiritual world, to a certain extent...

[While he was speaking, the actors played with the masks and put them on again, so everyone laughed and laughed

Xiao Liang I Oh my god, what does this smell like? It’s so unpleasant...

Look, little (Qian), isn’t this just a fast food box? It doesn’t cover the prickly heat when you put it on...

Lao Pan (putting on the mask) Director, who am I?

Director, you are Lao Pan.

Lao Pan (takes off the mask) You know I am Lao Pan. I’m afraid my mother doesn’t even know it’s me.

After acting for a long time, I didn’t know it was me. Who will ask me to film in the future?

Big (Hei) (puts on mask) Hey, do you think I look like Xiao (Mo)’s husband? (Everyone cheered in agreement, to Xiao (Mo)) I love you, I miss you, why are you always not at home?

Little (Mo) (also wearing a mask) is because I am going to discuss business, because my husband is a drama actor, and he can’t even use a mobile phone without me, and he can’t even afford a pager.

[Everyone understood what Xiao (Mo) was referring to and started cheering even more enthusiastically.

Alright, director, everyone, please be serious. Let’s start rehearsing. (There is a cell phone ringing. Big (Hei) will pick it up.) Please turn off your cell phones and pagers during rehearsal and do not let external factors interfere with the rehearsal. (Big (Hei) turns off his cell phone. Director to Lao Pan) You... come first, the King of Chu you play is...

Lao Pan (lifting up his mask and saying) Is he a big one again?

It’s not the director, he’s the protagonist this time, really. Didn't you read the script?

Lao Pan, didn’t I just enter? But I read it, I scanned it again, hey, it hasn’t been changed, right?

Director change? Why change?

Last time Lao Pan filmed a TV series, it was still five episodes when I read the script, but when it was time to shoot it was one and a half episodes...

Sister (Mo) (asked Lao Pan) You act as you wish, why are you so wordy? Look at your face...

Lao Pan (angry, but not daring to show off) You, you...

Big (Black) heard it, I can't bear it ,Um!

[Everyone burst into laughter.

Director, everyone, get ready. We will officially start rehearsing now and feel the atmosphere of the music first. Play music.

[Then the sound of bells and chimes gradually sounded. The sound of xun came again, which was quite sad. But everyone ignored this and continued to joke. The director motioned for the music to be louder, and the crowd's voices grew louder. The director signaled the music to stop. Suddenly there was no music, and everyone stopped talking.

Director (pause, raising voice) Everyone has done script analysis, right...

[Most people said no, only the boss and a few people said they did.

Director (Bo Ran) Why not? Why not? We are all engaged in art...

[Everyone was stunned and looked at the director strangely. It was strangely quiet for a moment. The director is obviously not an authoritative person

He couldn't resist, as if he had done something wrong

The director, I mean... he didn't analyze the script... Why? Can you rehearse a play? (causing everyone to talk)

What show is Xiao Yan rehearsing? Convulsions? I haven’t rehearsed a play in more than two years...

Who is analyzing the script when Xiao Dan is rehearsing now?

Lao Pan, no matter whether I am dubbing or filming, I always recite lyrics on the spot...

[At this moment, the young actress Xiao (Ji) came in a hurry , but gives people a feeling of prosperity. Everyone looked at her and fell silent. Xiao (Ji) felt some jealousy and unfriendliness behind the silence, and smiled low-key

Xiao (Ji) is sorry, sorry, something happened...

Is there something wrong with the director? ! If something happens...you should...ask for leave in advance.

Xiao (Ji)’s cell phone is out of battery, so...

Director, I won’t say any more. Let's start rehearsing the show. (Hands her a mask and turns to Lao Pan) Stand here. Now you are the King of Chu. You have enjoyed a life surrounded by bells, cauldrons, food, banners, honor guards, and beauties, but now you feel that nothing is interesting. Being a king is really boring. So, I just wanted to think of something fun to do.

Old Pan, I understand... (Suddenly his expression changed drastically and he said to Sister (Mo)) Oh no, I forgot to change the gas.

Sister (Mo) (furious) What are you doing? What will my son eat when he comes back for lunch? You are a confused person, lazy and have no memory...

Old Pan will never do it! By the way, (taking out an emergency light from the bag) I just thought about buying the emergency light you asked me to buy. It’s not easy.

I visited several...

Sister (Mo), don’t interrupt me, you are just confused, lazy and have no memory! Why don't you be dissatisfied with this...

Lao Pan (angry) Who said I am dissatisfied? Why am I not convinced?

Sister (Mo), do you still want to lie to me? There is obviously anger in your eyes!

Lao Pan (calling Chong Tianqu) How can I have eyes? The dubbing was done in the middle of the night, and now all I can see is...

Xiao (Mo) (probing Xiao (Ji) in a flattering manner) This morning, I saw Director Xiong, who won the Feitian Award, looking for you. Do I want to ask you to film a movie?

[Xiao (Ji) nodded cautiously

Xiao (Mo) (getting enthusiastic) What kind of drama is this? Which station is it from?

Director, hey, can you discuss other things after you're done? This is a rehearsal! Play music!

[When the music started, Lao Pan took the opportunity to escape the embarrassment of being scolded by his wife, and quickly put on a mask to look for feelings.

King Chu (very lifelike) is so boring! So boring! It’s boring to do anything, and it’s boring not to do anything! ...

Director stops. This time we are acting in masks, and we are acting out an ancient Chinese story. Can we be different in voice and body...

Ok, Lao Pan, don't say it, I understand. (Putting on an opera pose and using an artificial accent) It’s so boring! So boring! It’s boring to do anything, and it’s boring not to do anything! ...

Director, stop, (music stops), this seems too much like an opera. And can we not have an accent? When we perform ancient plays, we use opera, and there will be an accent as soon as we go on stage. No wonder the audience will say that they get goosebumps when watching the play... (I found that there was something wrong with Lao Pan’s eyes) Of course , I’m not talking about you, I’m talking about some actors, some performances. You're fine. Let's continue. (Signing to play music, the music starts)

The King of Chu (after adjustment) is really boring! So boring! It’s boring to do anything, and it’s boring not to do anything! Wearing a suit of silk and silk, it looks like water ripples all over the body, which is boring. What we eat are delicacies from the mountains and seas, including bear paws, shark fins, orangutan lips, bird's nests...

Director, stop! (Music stops) Sorry, there are no lines about bear paws or shark fins in the script.

When Lao Pan talks about the delicacies of mountains and seas, it is easy for me to be specific about these things...

Director, okay, you can think of it, but the key is that you are talking about delicacies of mountains and seas and silk and silk. Luo Shi, you must be full of boredom, but how did you do it? It sounds like yearning and envy...

　[Everyone was chuckling

Lao Pan’s stuff Who wouldn't envy it? Those are all good things, and even if they are available in restaurants now, they are mostly fake.

Xiao Yan is not interested in eating, drinking and having fun, so what else is interesting?

That’s Xiao Dan. Where are the people who don’t want to enjoy happiness?

Young (boy) can’t live with three bedrooms and one living room, so why not live in a Tongzi building?

Xiao Liang’s script was not very good.

It’s weird, I don’t know what to say!

Xiao Dan (wearing a mask to answer the phone) What? (Take off the mask and shout) "Shenzhen Development Bank" has risen to more than 40 yuan per share. It's a fairy stock. Why don't you sell it?

[Everyone was in a commotion for a while...

Is everyone really excited? Oops, I got on a pirate ship...

[Everyone was talking about it, and the crowd was agitated. Some people took out their mobile phones and asked people to sell stocks.

Director (angry) What are you doing, you guys! ?

[Everyone seemed not to have heard what the director said, and continued to discuss which stocks to sell and which stocks to buy...

Director (unable to restrain himself anymore, started yelling) You guys ...No more queuing!

[Everyone first stopped talking and glanced at the director. Xiao Qian said: "It's okay, the director is talking about the show!" Then they ignored him and continued to discuss the stock quarrel. The director himself Not knowing what to do, he sighed and sat down slumped. Upon seeing this, Lao Pi rushed over to comfort him

Director Lao Pi, don’t be angry, don’t get angry...

Direct me Can you not get angry? Take a look at what this rehearsal venue looks like now. It's not like we used to... we all talked about scripts and characters together... but now... there's really nothing we can do!

Old director, you'd better bear with me. This is the first time in your life that you have to arrange a big play independently. This opportunity is not easy...

What's not easy about being a director? ? Haven’t I been here for decades? If you haven’t rehearsed the play independently, then you haven’t rehearsed it. What's there? Anyway, it’s time for me to retire, and I won’t get a cent of my pension by then... (Looking at the roof of the rehearsal venue, the sound of passing bicycles ringing bells can be heard outside) It’s okay, it’s okay to retire. Anyway, this place is going to be renovated into a stock trading hall, which is just in time. From now on, everyone no longer has to rehearse, just trade stocks here, trade stocks here, and make a fortune!

[After he finished talking, he suddenly found that everyone had quieted down and looked at him silently.

What is the director (a little hysterical) doing? Do you sympathize with me? Have mercy on me? No more queuing! No more queuing!

Sister (Mo) (calmly) No more arrangements? Who can get the 40% of the salary if I don’t arrange it?

[The director suddenly seemed to be choked by something, staring and speechless

[Lao Pi motioned to play music. When the music started, everyone took their seats. Eunuch mask, kneeling in front of the King of Chu

The eunuch informed the king that a man covered in black came from outside the palace, saying that he had special powers and was willing to relieve the king's boredom.

[Lao Pan suddenly burst into laughter because of his wife’s state of playing the role, which caused dissatisfaction from the director, his wife and others. He knew something was wrong, so he immediately adjusted it and started again

The eunuch informed the king that a man covered in black came from outside the palace, saying that he had special powers and was willing to relieve the king's boredom.

[Because she was afraid that her husband would laugh, Sister (Mo) sounded a little fierce in her tone. As a result----

The King of Chu had a strange... magic? Bastard... bastard, isn't it just swallowing knives... spitting, spitting fire, fish, dragon, manmanmanyan and those things? No, no... boring!

Director Lao Pan, the King of Chu must be dignified. You're so hesitant, you've swallowed all your lines!

Old Director Pan... Director, can you change my role to another one?

What’s wrong with the director? I always say that I want to play the leading role, but now you are offered the role and you don’t want to do it...

Big (Black) (chuckling) Director, he doesn’t dare to scream in front of his wife. Three drinks and four drinks. Give him another role, for example, her son or something...

[Everyone including the director laughed.

Sister (Mo) (furious) is talking nonsense! (Drags Lao Pan over) You! Today you have to play King Chu for me, and you have to yell at me

Old Pan...

Sister (Mo), go quickly!

[Old Pan sat back down, and the elder sister put on the eunuch mask and knelt down in front of the King of Chu

The eunuch informed the king that a man covered in black came from outside the palace. He said that he was very talented and willing to relieve the king's boredom.

King Chu (suppressed for a moment, suddenly burst out, a little hysterical) Bastard! Isn't it just those things like Long Manyan, a fish that swallows knives and spits fire? ! Boring! Boring!

[Under the power of my wife, the man risked his life, but he was quite fiery. Everyone wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh, so they held it back

Eunuch, yes, yes , the villain deserves to die. But the black man said that he took a child's head, put it in a cauldron, filled it with water, and boiled it with animal charcoal, so that the head could go up and down with the waves and dance a hundred times...

Chu Wang (overjoyed) Is there such a thing? Well, well, well, well, come and play faster, come and play faster!

[The man dressed in black drags the actor playing the eyebrow ruler onto the stage, both wearing masks.

Director, stop! The eyebrow ruler took off the mask

Why, old man?

In the director's play, everyone wearing a mask represents a living person, and anyone without a mask represents a dead person, a head or a ghost.

Xiao Dan turns out that we are all walking zombies on weekdays...

Xiao Yan is a person who is neither human nor ghost... (everyone started talking)

Hey old Pi, got it, director.

The director comes, prepares, starts.

[So Lao Pi took off his mask, and the man in black grabbed him, as if his body did not exist, and came on stage to the sound of bangs

The King of Chu (overjoyed) fought Ding burns charcoal!

[When the music started, everyone made a cauldron to boil water. The man in black put his head down, and the actor playing the role of the eyebrow ruler danced and sang in the circle:

The ruler between the eyebrows haha, love, love, love,

Who is the only one who loves and is bloody...

[So everyone sang together:

The chorus laughed, loved, loved, loved,

Who is the only one who loves and bleeds...

[The King of Chu happily danced and ran to the front of the cauldron to look at it, and joined in at the same time. The procession of singing and dancing chorus

King Chu (very high-spirited) Haha, oh, oh, love, love, oh, oh, haha, play...

[Following the bangzi With a crisp sound, the music and his voice suddenly stopped, because the man in black drew his long sword from behind, and with one touch, he plunged King Chu's head into the cauldron. In other words, he took off the mask of pretending to be the king of Chu

[The person who pretended to be the king of Chu quit it

Lao Pan (picked up the mask) stopped acting. Got it! He also said he wasn’t a big one! He was killed as soon as he came up!

Why did the director Men in Black kill you? That's because you killed Meijianchi's father, Gan Jiang, sixteen years ago. Let's start from the beginning.

Lao Pan is having a flashback.

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[The director directed everyone to change the scene to the palace of the King of Chu sixteen years ago, and asked the lights to change

The director was talking about the scene in Sixteen years ago in the palace, the maid came to announce the good news that the princess had given birth to a prince...