Introduction: Crosstalk, a folk rap art. The word "cross talk", which was created in ancient times, originally refers to imitating other people's words and deeds, and later developed into "image sound". The elephant sound is also called the elephant sound next door. Crosstalk originated from the folk rap art in North China, which was popular in the Ming Dynasty. After the development of the Qing Dynasty until the early years of the Republic of China, crosstalk gradually developed from a person imitating ventriloquism to a stand-up joke, and its name changed into crosstalk. One type of stand-up crosstalk has gradually developed into many types: stand-up crosstalk, counterpart crosstalk and group crosstalk, which are integrated into one. Crosstalk has different development modes in three places. What I want to share with you is the lines of soldier crosstalk, I hope you like them!

soldier's cross talk lines:

strange story: I meet you again

soldier: I have a request for you. No

strange story: What's the requirement

soldier: I don't want to talk about cross talk

strange story: why don't you talk about cross talk?

soldier: It's boring to talk about cross talk every time

strange story: why is cross talk boring?

Qizhi: What have you done?

Private: I want to get the host back like that.

Qizhi: I have the conditions to host you, but you don't have the conditions.

Private: I have the conditions, (interrupting)

Qizhi: You have the conditions, look at the beauty of that person's parents ...

Private: I am beautiful. He also said that I look like Tang Guoqiang at first glance.

Qizhi: I don't like Tang Guoqiang,

Private: It looks like that.

Qizhi: Tang Shiro, the fourth son of the Tang family. I think you look like

Private: What Tang Shiro, I have a glib tongue

Qizhi: Your foundation is good

Private:.

Private: Recite

Wonders: Recite

Private: Recite

Wonders:, Lang Lang, Lang

Private: Lang Lang

Wonders: Recite

Private: Recite

Wonders: Recite

Private: Recite < We recite when we say it,

Private: Recite (softly)

Curiosity: Have a passage of this Gorky petrel, and read it to everyone. I'll see how your foundation is

Private: Mainly good timbre (action)

Curiosity: Look, his eyes are not only small but also long.

Private: Hai > > > Yan

Qi Zhi: What are you shaking about? You

Private: Look at your word, you recognize it, you ghost!

Qizhi: My handwriting is not good, so you won't tremble.

Private: Gorky is on the boundless sea.

Private: Alas

Private: What did he go there for?

Qizhi: You read him there, and he went there.

Private: The wind rolled up dark clouds. Alas, it's going to rain.

Wonder: There is no such word.

Private: Between the dark clouds and the sea, Haiyan is flying proudly like black lightning. It's very interesting.

Strange Tales: What a mess! If you want to be a program host, you must read out the poem and the punctuation.

Private: I forgot to read the punctuation.

Strange Tales: Come again, come again

Private: Haiyan, Gorky is in the boundless sea < Therefore, Gorky is always read to the sea.

Private: comma

Wonder: Alas

Private: The storm is gathering dark clouds, and another comma is between the dark clouds and the sea, with a comma

Wonder: Alas

Private: Haiyan is like black lightning, don't you think it is annoying? Only a comma

strange story: what is only a comma

soldier: flying proudly

strange story: stop reading

soldier: period

strange story: it's fatal. I'll read it to you, just like me. Haiyan Gorky, in the boundless sea, Between the dark clouds and the sea, Haiyan flies proudly like black lightning.

Private: It's a little charming.

Fantasy: Come on, perform it again.

Private: Please enjoy the double reed, the petrel of Gorky.

Private: Haiyan Gorky, in the boundless sea, the wind is gathering dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, Haiyan flies proudly like black lightning. One moment, the wings hit the waves, and the other moment, the arrow went straight to the dark clouds. It shouted, this is the prophet of victory shouting. Let the applause be more violent. Look at this stupid duck woman, what kind of dance is she? She is here, taking a sauna and touching.

Qizhi: Come out, you whole crooked-mouthed monk.